Times Hank Hill was in the wrong

Formerly Chuck Gribble

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>been watching king of the hill recently
>see this thread
>hank hill ever not being radically centrist and correct all the time everytime

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU LEAVE SIR.

DUSTY OLD BONES
FULL OF GREEN DUST

>because it makes a subtle point about having the proper reverence for holy things
It wasn't really subtle at all, at the end he tells Bobby he did all of that because he didn't want Jesus to go in his box of shit he used to like.

Every time he threatens to "kick someone's ass" for saying something he disagrees with.

>he's wearing a shirt that says 'Satan Sucks'. You can't have that word on a shirt.
>which one?
>both.

God I wish he was my dad.

>what does YOUR shirt say, Satan Rules?

>Christian metal
youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8

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>the ball kicking episode
Not kicking below the belt is what separates us from the animals you nigger.

Crabcore is patrician as fuck.

SNEEDY OLD CHUCK
FULL OF SUCK FUCK

the rocker's roadie dad makes the point though proving hank is right

Christianity of the American protestant variety entering any subculture or form of art is a death sentence for it. Not because of morality or censorship but because it is closely married to modern neoliberalism and it's hypercapitalism. Christians will always seek out spaces that make good money because everything is seen as an investment and things should progress with a prot work ethic. They do not understand being motivated by anything else to make loud angry music or funny clever media. Their progression in faith is manifested in making spaces nice enough to make money. This means sanitizing them enough to appease their consciences and coincidentally advertisers and their sponsors. Their belief conveniently bars them from exploring sources of inspiration and motivation as everything is funneled through shame and fear which informs their morality.

After they commercialize a space it is comprimised for outsiders who then enforce their sensibilities and fairness which comprimises vision and motivation. I do not wholly believe in a Jewish conspiracy but it can be empirically shown that abrahamic religions lend themselves very easily to all that is bad with capitalism and rationalize not dealing with its consequences.

Stryper is great.

the only thing Hank was wrong about was freaking out over smoking a tiny amount of weed.

it was funny though.

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formerly bad guy

There are good Hank against episodes, where it's clear both sides have an argument

Other times Hank is up against a strawman who is always bad no matter what

Then you have the shitty Church Hopping episode - where Hank gets uppity about church seating - what the fuck?

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>literally the most radioactive spot on the entire planet at that very second
>just some worker standing next to it without a fucking suit or anything except a raincoat

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I've dropped this show after Hank's boss tried to frame him as murderer and when he revealed it Hank was ok with it.

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It's so obvious these bands and musicians just tap into the Christian market because they know those types will buy it. Even a former musician came out and said his band wasn't actually religious at all
theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/23/as-i-lay-dying-singer-tim-lambesis-christian-rock-bands-fake-faith

Not an argument incel

I WAS LISTENING

>Christian rock/metal is gay
What about Black Sabbath

>abrahamic religions lend themselves very easily to all that is bad
Very convincing

As a Catholic I agree with Hank here.

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There's nothing wrong with being Christian and making metal.

>There's nothing wrong with being Christian

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He was wrong Kahn is Laotian not Japanese or Chinese

CHINESE

OR

JAPANESE

i wonder how tingly he felt

The sex Ed episode, but even then he came to his senses by the end of it.

Someone please please please post the nightmare story of Bill breaking into the hill house and killing them all. I think he took a shit in the living room too. I can’t find it anywhere.

Like how not all Country music stars are born to ranch hands in Wyoming?

Wait a minute, I have a wife.

How's college treating you?

Exactly

I'm actually learning a lot about how faggots like you can't argue. Stay cucked by the jew

>he was wrong in the ballkicking episode
He wanted his son to defend himself but also agreed kicking people in the nuts was wrong especially in the aggressive manner Bobby was acting. How the FUCK was he wrong?

What ocean?

Bobby was not only successfully defending himself but he was using it to keep all the bullies in the school in check, which means he was defending other people as well. Hank is a retard sometimes and this is definitely one of those times, boxing isn't fighting.

based

Underrated

m.fanfiction.net/s/10374598/1/Bill-Snaps-The-Story-of-the-Hill-Family-Massacre

>Then you have the shitty Church Hopping episode - where Hank gets uppity about church seating - what the fuck?

Have you ever been to church?

my childhood friend was a bad hombre from our fair sister republic to the south so I had to attend one once for his catholic blood ritual thing. it was pretty cool everyone was really nice.

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S.....s.... so I was right huh? Just smelled the college stank on ya, don't have to go into shitty cliche attacks. Total freshman move.

Summary
-christians are bad because they are in their own world
-they make things all nice and shiiit
-how dare they stop the "equality and fairness" of a bunch of edgy teen niggers who just want gibs and turn neighborhoods into shitholes.

Only good Christian music is John Denver. Too bad the CIA killed him.

People jockey for pews so bad when I was a kid they had to send someone from the bishopric to tell the congregation to chill the fuck out.

ALMOST HEAVEN, WEST VIRGINIA.

Violence can sometimes be a good way to solve problems.

The only thing that's ever changed anything is a lethal use of force. Ask your government. Even monks set themselves on fire.

The Mega Lo Mart's rat problem.

Dale was right the entire time.

Bobby Hill has the perfect fucking life
>two loving, quirky but still good parents
>loving gf
>talented in comedy, will make it big some day
>lives a relatively normal but comfy life

youtube.com/watch?v=iVyNnKsmdok

Anybody honestly see Hank as a role model? I'd love to be like him.

>steady well paying job he loves
>loving family
>3 friends for life
>constructive hobbies
>assertive
>no anxiety

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Yeah, Hank is actually the perfect example of pulling off working class life well

That was unironically my favorite abum when I was 15

Why did reddit make this song a meme?

Wasn't the elephants foot pic taken by a robot?

Yeah Bobby having a girlfriend is the biggest evidence of changing times.
In 2019 Bobby would be an incel until college then he falls into the SJW crowd and gets pity fuck or two, then his love life is basically over and he marries some shitty sjw roastie

>because it was produced in kike-controlled satanic america. it's unthinkable that something like this could be aired today
My understanding is that Rupert Murdoch personally vouched for King of the Hill, and that's why Judge could make a low-key redpilled show. Ironically it was 20th C Fox iirc that memoryholed Idiocracy.

I'm bummed Judge is setting up shop for good at (((HBO))) though, his head writers are you know what.

Alice in Chains is Christian now.

>his head writers are you know what.
I pray that it's just the satanic progeny known as kikes and not... dare I say it... women.

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Yeah, Ethan Cohen is writing his new show about the first white asshole on Earth or something. The other show is about the AI of convenience, basically iDiocracy meets Wall-E.

Sad!

I agree. Bobby probably would have been influenced by his boss and came out a little more charismatic.

Was San Wasanasan right in making Hank Hill a banana?

t. Rick and Morty watcher

I fucking hate that episode

>"Stay cucked by the jew"
>*100k in student loan debt*

the episode he gets mad that bobby likes growing flowers then gets into because of the rules and being able to compete against other people then takes over his hobby

>Times Hank Hill was in the wrong
definitely not this time.

He only ever does that either as a last resort in a terrible situation or when someone crosses the line and deserves it. Even then, he rarely has to follow through on the threat.

iirc the robots couldnt handle the radiation, they had to take a picture of the elephants foot through a mirror, u can see the photographers reflection in the photo

cringe

That's gotta be the second ugliest foot I've ever seen on this board.

You can't go platinum though but you can go double mer.

I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact that you wrote all of this expecting people here to read it, or the fact that some people actually did.

The OP is b8 newfag. You should've researched Yea Forums on know your meme before coming here like I did.