Just found out I have terminal cancer /tvros/

Why does Apu not have a penis?

I'll rub another one out for you, user.

Have sex.

Probably from posting on this board

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN POSTED LIKE 100 TIMES IT ISN'T REAL DUBS AND OP GETS CANCER FOR REAL

Wow, what's with all these Helper posters that have terminal cancer?

>Cringe

All me btw

Before it really is too late

if you keep lying like this you're going to get actual cancer. Stop

wew lad

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thx for contributing to the site and the thread

ah-bloo-bloo

Well now you at least have nothing to lose.
Use your inevitable death as a bargaining chip against your fear of rejection or loss.

Talk to the qt you've always thought of and tell your boss that he can suck a tranny dick.
Consequences are no longer an obstacle for your desires for you have a set time limit and no good or bad actions will alter your death.

Might as well go out with a bang and amuse your senses as much as you can.

We are all going to make it, just not in this current life.

Sorry fren

OP here. Sorry frens I was lying just for (You)'s

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i know you were

Reminder to brush and floss your teeth before bed bros. Don't want anymore teeth mutilation dreams right?

rolling for dubs and cancer

please drop dead and stop wasting bandwidth

do people actually fucking do this? not flossing every night is kind of understandable even if it's not good but actually going to sleep with sugar shit caked on your precious chompers? you deserve those nightmares coming true