Why didn't Tony fuck her more? I'd fuck her all the time

For as unimportant as they were in the series, I loved how realistic the kids were. I knew plenty of Meadows in college and plenty of AJs in grade school.

At least with Meadow we got some fap material

I can't touch porn women so there's a whole dimension to things you're not taking into account.

You also don't have to put up with their shit so it evens out

Yeah but you're an incel, he's not

>Tell me, when you jerk off, do you always jerk it to the same woman?
i have beat off to the same photo of lucille ball for three years

Because after years of eating prime rib and lobster on a daily basis, a cheeseburger or a slice of greasy Pizza is a much welcomed and even sought after change of pace

She was quite the looker in the 30s and 40s

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>Wanting another AJ
And remember they're devout Catholics so abortion isn't an option.

Third is a charm. Imagine having Meadow's smarts and being a boy
He could become #1 in no time

This is the most virgin, reddit, obnoxious meme ever. I have masturbated to the same women, may, the same pictures for decades.

> and some sloppy chinese food, the kind that just leaves a snail trail all over your face

>do you always jerk it to the same woman?
I jerk to the same handful of doujins that I have for a decade.

ah yeee hahduh tone

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Imagine just fucking her in the kitchen while she heats up some cold pasta in the microwave

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That scene where Tony forces her into the too tight dress always gives me a hard on desu.

>do you always jerk it to the same woman?
sorta, same group of women at least, depends on who's releasing art

This.

Do I always jack off to the same women, no. But I've jacked off to some of the same women for literal decades.

haha yeah... episode/scene source?

Here's a sad fact: intimacy gets harder the more years you add on. Life takes its toll

>This guy does in one minute what Melfi couldn't do in seven years
BASED Jew
youtube.com/watch?v=bzVeLjj6Ao8

wtf i love jews now

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOR

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Gross. She’s the mother of his children.

>jerking off while married
Never gonna make it

Did they?

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You're almost certainly talking to someone who's never held a girl's hand, let alone fuck one, let alone live with one, let alone live with one for 17 years of nagging.

That priest wanted to fuck her though.

>peak weeaboo

She's probably a bitch during sex.

hot

>those man hands

If I had to guess, 90% of the problems her and Tony has were likely the result of one being able to count on one hand the amount of times Tony Fucked her since AJ was born. His first incident of infidelity (that Carmela knows) is Tony fucking Ajs preschool teacher. After that Tony decided fucking his aging wife wasn’t worth it and started fucking other younger chicks. Had Tony taken the time to stuff her ziti every couple weeks thier marriage would’ve been fine. Hell she’s content with spending blood money, long as she’s getting cash and cock she probably couldn’t care less if Tony fucks some HEWER every once in a while.

Any decent fap stuff of her in Nurse Jacky?

>monogamy bad
I see through your subversive tactics roastie

There was no romance between them. Tony saw her as weak and boring at best; a nagging, adulterous bitch at worst. Carmella could see through his shit and knew hew was a shitty person. They both only tried to make it work for the sake of the family.

That priest was a freeloader. He was more interested in her DVD, wine dispensary and fridge than her pussy

>Why didn't Tony fuck her more? I'd fuck her all the time
OP is a confirmed incel priest that rents DVDs and eats all your manicot

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could anyone actually tolerate living with a woman with a voice like that?

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>could anyone actually tolerate living with a woman with a voice like that?

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Except his celibacy was voluntary
nasal voice jews are my fetish

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tony had mommy issues. he was sexually aroused by damaged women. carmella may be a hypocrite but she ain't that.

Why do you think Mr. Hand turns into Mr. Fist?

>incel incel incel
>even in Sopranos related thread
haha, what the fuck has happened to this board?

Masturbation and sexual fantasy != real sex

But I see your point

To be fair Melfi wasn't trying too hard. She was a pretty worthless psychiatrist. She either had to make sure Tony had a lot of rules in place from the get go or drop him as a client. The fact she took him for seven years was pretty atrocious. They make it clear that she takes on Tony from S1 early episodes on is because she's bored with her life with her husband especially. She was a massive cunt. When she got raped she couldn't confide in either her husband or Tony so she thought little of both of them. Why do fans shit on Carmella and Meadow when Dr. Milfy was an even bigger cunt. Jesus she didn't even alleviate Tony's depression for Christ sakes.

>voluntary
doubt

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She was divorced, user. But, yeah, Melfi had the hots for Tony because he was a wild beast and that was the opposite of her life

lefties are in the process of purging politically incorrect thought from its last internet refuge, free speech on the internet has less than 10 years left

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But don't we all fren don't we all? I'd love to hang out listening to Carmella bitchy nasally voice while she makes me chicken fingers whilst watching the History channel on Tony's hugeass big screen TV.

Fast moving board. Bait is the only confirmed way to get (You)s and LARPing as a tranny hooks more people than LARPing as /pol/.

I'd love to take that ass of hers for a few rounds if you know what I mean

do women that watch Sopranos ever identify with Tony's whoahs and wish they had a fat gangster in their life?

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I guess they identify more with Melfi. A woman whose life is just boring and find in Tony an untamed beast

>Tony an untamed beast
Watch the series again
Tony was an adult AJ; scared retard

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That's not how Melfi saw Tony tho. We know he's a scared retard with mommy issues but Melfi was actually afraid of that gangster who's the opposite of all men in her life (like her sissy ex husband)

Actually it’s an important thing to understand if you want to do monogamy right. It’s not easy, and you have to understand that to stick with it and succeed.

Is this post supposed to be ironic?

I like it tbqh famm.