Oh, no no no no no no no no no no

based brie does it again

It's gonna peak at 950 million. Screencap this.

Hey haven't you heard. We have to stick it to white men on the internet. Handing millions of dollars to a massive corporation is "WINNIiNG" nothing matters so much as winning. “Winning what?” Don't ask questions, bow down to your corporate overlords and swallow it :)

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Women should not be allowed to do anything. Gamers rise up

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M*llennials are the ones who shouldn't be allowed to do anything.
They are a failed generation of people who are mentally 5.

Speak for yourself, failure.

For the record not a single person was projecting it to hit a billion before opening weekend but now it seems like a fairly reasonable possibility.

are you unable to judge a movie for the movie itself instead of what it stands for?

Yea, if it maintains its strength for the month of march, it could even stay in theaters past endgames release and have a steady flow to 1b.

only if disney spend a billion on seats lmao.

Aren't you the ones who are, right now, pretending one superhero movie is going to change the course of history and fighting over it's score and the money it makes?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SEEING IT!!!!
I DON’T WANT TO EAT MY AQUAMAN BLURAY!!!

The BO numbers are fake just like their RT score. This movie is a disaster, empty theaters but Disney is afraid to los face because that could harm their stock

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LOL, it will drop like a rock. Everyone who has seen this says it's shit, word of mouth is what determines the legs of a movie.

White women like Larson unironically suck though. You know the one, the one who feels like she’s morally obligated to say her entire race is evil or else nobody will ever socially accept her. But in the end, she just looks like a giant unlikeable bitch.

depends on how many tickets Disney buys to pump the numbers.

seethe

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doesn't matter, it all fake numbers

also it needed at least 1.5 billion to break even

A bland movie is worse than a shitty movie. If it’s a shitty movie, people will still go out of morbid curiosity, but if it’s bland nobody will even want to bother doing that. Captain Marvel is bland.

It’s not that it’s fake, it’s that everyone for some reason feels obligated to see a Disney movie and refuse to wait for DVD, no matter how much it sucks. Maybe they really were right that they put mind control subliminal messages in their movies.

not a chance, it got BTFO by freaking Shrek and Fast And The Furious

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China was pegged at around $88, but I question how much India and Russia are taking in. They don't tend to give a shit about 90's Americana.

Word of mouth is HORRIBLE, we are going to see a huge collapse this weekend

Spoilers, it might be the worst movie ever to get a wide release

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Holy shit why are we the second highest grossing country

Spoilers part 2, unbelievably bad

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>Word of mouth is HORRIBLE, we are going to see a huge collapse this weekend
I'd like to think so, but all I'm hearing in middle Illinois is COPE. "It's not that bad, it's a fun romp, it's setting up for Infinity War 2." It's funny what lengths they go to avoid Brie Larson's character and performance entirely.

If it does worse than Twilight I’ll shit myself from laughter.

4 billion on Basedwars
1 billion on carppy marvel
not looking so good for the house of (((rats))).

if disney spend a billion to buy tickets, yes

Yes. It's easy with fake numbers.

>it's setting up for Infinity War 2
It doesn't do that whatsoever.

The whole movie was a train-wreck, but this scene truly fucked Marvel permanently, just like how TLJ permanently fucked Star Wars...
Towards the end of the movie, looking through Carol Danver’s case files, Fury sees that her Air Force call sign was "Avenger"

So, to honor her, he renames his new project “The Avenger Initiative"

Thus the Avengers were named after Brie Larson, the TRUE first Avenger
They'll never recover from this, i.e. even come close to reaching the heights they did with the original cast.

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>HAHA THE 90’s AM I RIGHT KIDS
This sounds incredibly desperate.

You aren't, the list is missing China.
China usually opens at 70million+ on Marvel stuff.
Infinity War was 200million when it opened there

> they'll never recover from this
They don't want to. They're trying to switch out audiences. This is not conspiracy theory; this is what Disney does all the time when "retooling" franchises. They believe so thoroughly in Market Segmentation, they'll skew every last goddamn part of the franchise to make it appeal to Women of Color in particular in hopes they're a truly untapped market.

Why? Well, it's simple. Interest in cape movies is flagging. Like most trends, its ten years are up. And those most affected are generic white guys, so ... just replace them as your target demographic. This is a huge tell. The middle fingers are intentional. This is the kind of thing that will get The Right People pumping their fists in the air and the old guard filing out the door.

RREEEEEEE
REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEE
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>China usually opens at 70million+ on Marvel stuff.
Several market analysts have pegged the opening weekend at maybe $87 in China. Disney had forecasted $100 million. They aren't reporting it directly as yet because it will make the overall global take seem tame.

This is disgusting and a big fuck you to captain America and might as well say fuck the men in WW2 Avenging pearl harbor

It's going to male 6 gorillion billion. Screencap dis.

>Adjusted gross

What the absolute fuck

>waaah mommy the girlie beat me again
>"STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY, JONNY"
>wwaah but mommy girlie was mean to me
>"YOU DONT KNOW ANY REAL GIRLS"
>no mommy no - everyone who is against me is fake
>"GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CHANGE YOUR DRAWERS. YOU SMELL LIKE SPERM, AGAIN."

>it got BTFO by freaking Shrek and Fast And The Furious
So THAT'S why our Disney shills never mention the US box office

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Shut the fuck up you
Sad excuse for a cuck. Disney inflated those numbers and your schill media rolled with it

It's dollar value compensating for inflation. Comparing raw numbers doesn't make sense, least of all over 20 years' worth of data. It means it's really not rating very well in the Disney stable.

>might as well say fuck the men
oh, it did, and "that's a good thing"
>hey little girls, remember, you don't want a husband or a family!

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>but i thought it was going to net under 30 million for the entire weekend - you said it would

> she doesn't emote at all because she has something better - sassy bitchiness*
> * by which we mean not doing anything but having very angry flat expressions

You shit yourself anyway

>Spoilers, it might be the worst movie ever to get a wide release
Dude, fucking Waterworld happened.

>"It's gonna flop!"
>makes $500 million in its first week

Interesting. Still the movie seems to have no legs if that's the case.

it means, in real money, it had the 28th biggest opening weekend, behind things like twilight and shrek

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And then the woman will be the love interest in the second movie.

Look at Captain Marvel's adjusted gross.

Did I miss a sudden surge of inflation for the american dollar yesterday or something?

>>makes $500 million in its first week
$500 million GLOBALLY, only $150 of which is domestic. Studios get a smaller percentage of gross overseas.

>Women lying again
$153m

No, the gross for Marvel includes Opening Weekend (Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday) as well as yesterday. It means it has OW of ~153 and a total of $164. Which means it took in $11 yesterday (Monday).

Granted, it's not done with its complete theatrical run, but I don't see it overtaking many rankings on the board.

>Waterworld
That was an actual movie with some decent scenes and cool sets
This was super cringe, after she reunited with her old girlfriend...
"You is the most fierce woman I have ever known, even before you could shoot fire from yo fists."
Word for word, this really happened

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IT stil needs 750m to break even so IT doesnt matter.

>you is
There's no goddamn way they let her fly a plane

Incels btfo its over sweaty

Seething > Cope

Ordinarily I'd give them the benefit of the doubt. The Avengers themselves had a following among comic book fans for years, Thor and Hulk in particular. Twilight had a FERVENT fanbase ready to devour any kind of adaptation. Shrek was an IP by a "Pixar-killer" staff and had great word of mouth from the word "go" and a kickass soundtrack. Those are hard to go up against.

BUT - here's the big BUT - Captain Marvel's had a flimsy run of comics in her current form the past ten years, sure, but this movie has had a full-on stroke job on behalf of Disney/Marvel for the past four years. There is no goddamn way you could escape hearing about this film. There's been no end of press and coverage "ZOMG the BACklAashhs" for weeks. Anyone with a pulse has heard of this shit. This is like living through the summer of '97 without hearing about Space Jam or Men in Black.

Image related. It has comparable mindshare, and people buy the FUCK out of Shamrock Shakes. There is NO excuse for this movie performing so poorly domestically.

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Movie was fine. I'd rate it in the lower tier quality marvel flicks though.

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> that filename
> not going for "CHICKENDANCE.gif"

Better than black panther, iron man 2, thor 2 etc

Will DCucks honor their promise and chow down their second Bluray?

something weird is going on

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Somebody post the constipated face

>i-i-i'm one of you, look at my meme!
sad

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>Better than Black Panther
No way.

yep, you got btfo, and now you're confabulating conspiracies in your little schizophrenic mind

I don't know if it's Disney or just a theater chain trying to boost sales. I don't even know if it's fake and gay, or if advance ticket-holders just decided it wasn't worth it. All I know is this would be a fucking terrible PR problem if the movie out and flopped. Hollywood's had enough problems lately. Disney throwing out a pure shit-brick would be a disaster for them financially and by reputation.

>btfo
>#28

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>b-but muh insiders said it's tanking!

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made me exhale air swiftly through my nose

It just needs to beat Wonder Woman

I could use some Disney shekels but honestly I went in expecting the worst ( I got free ticket with family) and It wasn't terrible.

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AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO HELP ME JUSTICE LEAGUE THIS POWERFUL WOMAN STOLE MY NAME AND SHE’S PUTTING HER FUNGUSFEET ON MY FACE AAAAAAHHHH T. SHITZAM

>It just needs to beat Wonder Woman
It just dipped 72% from Sunday to Monday. I'm ... not so sure, bruh.

>I don't even know if it's fake and gay
carroll.edu/event/captain-marvel-free-tickets

events.wfu.edu/event/captain_marvel

baylor.edu/socialmedia/

malaymail.com/news/showbiz/2019/03/01/free-captain-marvel-tickets-for-international-womens-day-from-tgv/1728109

rojakdaily.com/entertainment/article/6455/hey-girls-tgv-cinemas-is-giving-away-free-tickets-to-watch-captain-america-to-celebrate-us-females

internationalwomensday.com/news

moviedash.com/news/11347/tgv-captain-marvel/

etc. etc.

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What is it about women that makes them naturally over emotional? Chemicals and shit? I have no idea why you feel the need to ignore Wonder Woman’s existence when it’s convenient for you.

I just saw it today and there were only 2 seats at my showing that weren't sold out

>AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO HELP ME JUSTICE LEAGUE

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That's ... interesting. Has anyone bothered asking a chain theater manager how much of their opening day was bought by large groups? Don't bother with PR on the national level, they'll give you a snowjob. Get an user working at a theater to ask their boss what the fuck was up with the empty theater. 9 of ten times, the manager will just fucking tell them.

sounds legit

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>movie came out 4 days ago
> $455 million opening
>today sits at $490 million
>so it only made around $35 million since

I'm not an expert but capeshit usually makes a lot more in just 4 days.

It's simply what they base their self worth on. Requires deep emotional connection and real relationahips. So when they fap and pander to men and act like shit chested female iron man (mcinnes) they get overly psycho and short circuit
youtu.be/kWxfn0grqkY

>Shrek 2 came out in 2004
Shit.

that's right, just cling on to your gal pals for life goyim

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But it's actual men and women who are embarrassed by incels.

Not sure why you incels hate trannys so much considering incels are bitchy females stuck in male bodies.

It could be because I went to a 3D showing and there are only a few 3D times in my area.

Most of the showings are peasant 2D ones so us 3D aristocrats managed to fill up more seats than usual for any given showing.

I saw it 40 times already and every time I was the only one in the theater

Reminder that the empty theatres thing is just a meme the incels are pushing. Snapping pix of any old empty theatre with a blank screen when they could prove their assertion anytime by taking a shot of CM actually playing on the screen to an empty theatre, but they can't - because people really are going to see it.

How come this keeps happening with Marvel?

That's almost as much as Superman made. Captain Marvel is a nobody. How can this fucking happen?

It's just not fucking fair.

Fuck!

Fucking Fuck!

Fucking Fucker Fuck!

How the fuck can Marvel keep winning over and over and over and over again and again and again?

Is there no fucking JUSTICE in this universe?

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>50.6% of domestic total
OH
NO
NO
NO

Incels have female brains so it's a bit of both.

>lying incel dude lies on twitter

>free tickets
>in Malaysia
take that disney shills

i dont hate heterosexual women or men, they mock virgins like everyone, even us.

i hate trannies because they are abominations i dont really care if they are on our side, they are the one who uses the word "incels" and flood the board with their faggy ops

>bought by large groups
This, I'd like to know that as well.

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how will lonely fatties with poor hygiene and social anxiety and no friends ever recover

Almost every single movie on that list is complete garbage. I guess "huge opening weekend" might as well mean trash for plebs.

I mean, SHREK THE FUCKING THIRD

He's still suing your gay ass.

HIGHER
FURTHER
FASTER

You will never pass tranny

The answer is "No"

Does it usually take this long for them to get the numbers? I've been checking it daily, I expected china to be the ones to blame for that foreign total, but it didn't do great there

whip it out, user

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It isn't anywhere near as bad as Batman v Superman or Justic League.

No one will care when you hang yourself tranny.

Didn't TLJ also have a decent opening weekend? People expected (more like hoped) it would be a good movie because they like the franchise, make no mistake this is gonna kill the MCU just like TLJ killed Star Wars, it will however happen slowly and painfully.

It happened to Naruto, DBZ and Star Wars, MCU is next, enjoy the ride.

It is, you just haven't realized it yet.

have sex

DCucks ON SUICIDE WATCH

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It really isn't. It's a mid tier superhero movie. Why this forum is so threatened by it is beyond me. There's better movies, there's worse movies. It's been a decent success. Not breaking records, not bombing.

Have you seen it?

why were people so impress by this twig being able to push a car anyways

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Its a SJW vehicle, thats why.

i like how trannys pilpul and pretend it isn't political propaganda aimed directly at children

Only my least intelligent friend liked it, most agreed that it was ok, but maybe not worth a movie ticket.

>ITT leftists defending Disney

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The is such a dishonest image because we all know Brie doesn't smile... (because it shows her wrinkles Kek)

My Pajeet friends love MCU flicks but not a single one of them seems excited for Captain Marvel.

So what

> Incels
> Nerds
> Scarjo
> Lizzie

All crushed by Captain Miscast.

And that's a good thing.

Women don't even know what real friendship is like

Was breaking even a possibility though? Sources tell me not even 10 billion would come close to covering the expenses.

>bottom text
evritiem

Eat it grumpftards!

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