This was probably the most decent movie that Marvel has released in a few years. It was great fun. Brie was properly casted, none of the criticisms were valid and most of them were just nitpicky (i.e the "shitting" face, it's literally like half a frame, you could do that with every scene in the godfather pt 1 too) But you know what's the best part?
Just knowing that it already broke records, that it will probably beat BP in the box office, and will be forever remembered as a hallmark of cinema, while you incels can do nothing but SEETHE and spread damage control bullshit around it lmao. How did your boycott work in the end?
Despite being the blandest movie ever, Captain Marvel is a lot of things to a lot of people. It's the movie Rotten Tomatoes doesn't want anyone to have an opinion on. The movie dumb, bearded white guys are protesting. The movie other dumb, bearded white guys are white-knighting. The movie Brie Larson doesn't want us to see. The movie that inspired a ton of cheap clickbait articles from terrible online journalists who have no idea how Rotten Tomatoes works. The movie easily manipulated, twitter obsessed weirdos have given a ton of free publicity to, by convincing themselves this corporate product is a feminist cause. The movie that had charities started for it in order for underprivileged little girls to be able to see, which benefits absolutely nobody but Disney. Buy these fuckin poor kids some food instead, you fuckers. It's Captain Marvel! If the movie is a hit, it's because society has become enlightened enough to celebrate a female led action movie. Finally! If the movie is a flop, it's because of toxic online trolls. Finally! No other explanations exist! Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!
Not only was this shit taken completely out of context, but it wasn't even about Captain Marvel. She was explicitly talking about A wrinkle in time when she said that "white guys" thing
CAPN FUNGUS LITERALLY CANT STOP VIRTUE SIGNALING FOR MORE THAN 2 MINS
>Brie Larson, star of the upcoming Captain Marvel, has always seemed like a good egg. Since securing grade-A status after winning an Oscar for Room, she has worked for survivors of sexual assault and has become an active force in the Times Up movement.
>Now she’s making efforts to increase diversity in the press pool.
>“About a year ago, I started paying attention to what my press days looked like and the critics reviewing movies, and noticed it appeared to be overwhelmingly white male,” she said.
>With this in mind, Larson personally selected Keah Brown – a woman of colour with cerebral palsy – as her interviewer for a Marie Claire feature.
