This was probably the most decent movie that Marvel has released in a few years. It was great fun. Brie was properly casted, none of the criticisms were valid and most of them were just nitpicky (i.e the "shitting" face, it's literally like half a frame, you could do that with every scene in the godfather pt 1 too) But you know what's the best part?
Just knowing that it already broke records, that it will probably beat BP in the box office, and will be forever remembered as a hallmark of cinema, while you incels can do nothing but SEETHE and spread damage control bullshit around it lmao. How did your boycott work in the end?
Despite being the blandest movie ever, Captain Marvel is a lot of things to a lot of people. It's the movie Rotten Tomatoes doesn't want anyone to have an opinion on. The movie dumb, bearded white guys are protesting. The movie other dumb, bearded white guys are white-knighting. The movie Brie Larson doesn't want us to see. The movie that inspired a ton of cheap clickbait articles from terrible online journalists who have no idea how Rotten Tomatoes works. The movie easily manipulated, twitter obsessed weirdos have given a ton of free publicity to, by convincing themselves this corporate product is a feminist cause. The movie that had charities started for it in order for underprivileged little girls to be able to see, which benefits absolutely nobody but Disney. Buy these fuckin poor kids some food instead, you fuckers. It's Captain Marvel! If the movie is a hit, it's because society has become enlightened enough to celebrate a female led action movie. Finally! If the movie is a flop, it's because of toxic online trolls. Finally! No other explanations exist! Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!
Not only was this shit taken completely out of context, but it wasn't even about Captain Marvel. She was explicitly talking about A wrinkle in time when she said that "white guys" thing
CAPN FUNGUS LITERALLY CANT STOP VIRTUE SIGNALING FOR MORE THAN 2 MINS
>Brie Larson, star of the upcoming Captain Marvel, has always seemed like a good egg. Since securing grade-A status after winning an Oscar for Room, she has worked for survivors of sexual assault and has become an active force in the Times Up movement.
>Now she’s making efforts to increase diversity in the press pool.
>“About a year ago, I started paying attention to what my press days looked like and the critics reviewing movies, and noticed it appeared to be overwhelmingly white male,” she said.
>With this in mind, Larson personally selected Keah Brown – a woman of colour with cerebral palsy – as her interviewer for a Marie Claire feature.
Gotta troll and pwn those stupid incels XD lol I love sucking Disney cock!
Robert Sullivan
Captain Marvel made more in the opening weekend then the entire run of Alita :^)
Have sex
Brandon Lewis
except she literally never said that
Nathaniel Lewis
Wrinkle of Time was a book read by lots of male kids too despite she or anyone else attached not caring.
Christian Sanchez
Sex haver here. Bought tickets to Alita Saturday night and walked into CM instead. 80% empty auditorium.
The movie was an okay but soulless manufactured movie. Has a lot more fun watching WW then CM. No way the box office sales are legit.
Benjamin Parker
It wasn't very good at all.
Tyler Barnes
And she was talking about the movie, which was a movie made for women
Joshua Campbell
I really don't understand why do men get so upsetti about Captain marvel's feminist themes. It's not even a "men are trash" view, it's simply saying that women get a lot of shit whenever they try to do something that isn't "for women"
Jacob Long
>It's not even a "men are trash" view What? Yes it is.
>Brie was properly casted literally marvel's worst casting mistake since norton.
Brody Mitchell
How soul crushing is it to shill bad movies for the mouse?
Logan Allen
Felt like "Deviant art, OC, do not steal, can beat superman and Infinity Gauntlet Thanos" character background story desu.
Eli Cook
>most decent Wow what an accomplishment
Landon Martin
No it isn't. Name me one scene where anyone says that men are trash. It's not even like in BP where they threw quips against white people. They literally don't say negative stuff about men in general in this movie.
Adrian Rodriguez
>"omg this bitch said that her character, which just premiered, can beat the icon of its rival franchise, how the fuck does she dare to say that?!"
Not only that, but that shit was said in a wired autocomplete interview, it's literally meant to be seen as a joke
Tyler Reyes
>any superhero movie >hallmark of cinema cringe
Brandon Bennett
Her acting like a macho doesn't make her a feminist. Or a good character.
