...I call

...I call

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So what's the proper bet you make when you've got a sweetheart hand off the flop?

Are any of the celebrity poker players actually any good?

HE CHECK, CHECK, CHECK ALL NIGHT!
He trap me!

gambling is bad

with 3 other people in the hand, you should either bet a very small amount to get calls or check and count on one of them betting

as with all things though, the answer is: it depends on a lot of variables such as the other players' personalities

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Based

Jason Alexander made a women leak breast milk by making baby noises.

I know that Brad Garrett is the most annoying

>playing poker with the boys
>due to certain shenanigans it comes down to just me and one other friend
>he goes all in, I match and have barely anything left, we flip over our cards because nothing we can do now
>he had pocket sevens
>I had pocket kings
>first three cards flipped, a seven appears and nothing that can help me
>next card flips, nothing
>last card is a king
>everyone goes apeshit
Pic related, it’s the meme my friend made afterward about me (on the left)

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OI PHIL
IT'S POKER M8

Lets make this thread interesting.Do you play poker Yea Forums?

I did but with play money until I realized play money is basically not even practice.

gj

there is a level of skill in recognizing patterns and avoiding being predictable

I would say it depends on your position, it might be a decent idea just to check if you are first to act.

faceblind autists need not apply

bait bet

sauce on pics? u got more?

ah tahhh ching chong you win big time

is Phil Hellmuth /ourguy/

when he's genuinely butthurt, but not when he knows a camera is nearby

*me on the right
Nah just that

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>bet small to lure them in lmao
fish

Get a credit extension, Seidel. You look busted.

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Why does Seidel get 1%? Even if the next two cards are a queen and a jack at best he has a flush which still loses to Damon's full house. He literally cannot win the hand no matter what.

Two kings, m8

Three of a kind doesn't beat a full house. Unless they're playing some weird version of poker I don't know about. Looks like Texas Hold 'em to me.

Dan Negreanu will always be the best boy

every time this shit gets posted i laugh
Damon made the right move

>BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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No user, he would have a full house too.
KKK10 beats 101010KK

Was it kino?

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Check instantly.

No one else had anything, so I don't think he would have made much money, no matter what he did.

Anyone got vid of that one poker or whatever card game where the dude just fucking vanishes in the next frame out of his seat

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I don't even enjoy or follow poker but I like seeing that guy losing his shit.

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not true, the heads up 50/100z on stars is a regfest.

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ALL IN ON TURN

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Hang in there, Tim.

lol it was the guy who lost with the odds 98% in his favor and bet everything instead of just raising what the other guy had

>IT'S POKAH PHIL

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U r nigger.

Runner kings would give him Kings over 10s.

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pokerfus

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Absolutely. It had all the classic players from that era and Gabe Kaplan was the best commentator.

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SNEED BEANS?

top kino

I dont know what the hell theyre saying but did she reveal that she had a full house before the other guy reacted?

Who was in the wrong here?

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So is Ivey shocked that neither Antonius nor himself got a good read from a Hollywood actress?

On your bike!

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Tony G's an asshole. DarkSydePhil Hellmuth was in the right

They're just dumbfounded that she didn't bet anything.
She was absolutely fucking crushing.
Yea if he had K10 he would have won, but that's it.
Bet hard on your 95% or get fucking destroyed by tight/aggro players

start giggling and go all in immediately

Dick move. Phil should have taken him up on the eleven runs though.

She said she thought he had pocket kings, even though there was absolutely nothing indicating that.

>get into poker through casino royal
>in movie everyone at table is well dressed, groomed and just give off that sophisticated rich person look
>start watching poker videos and see a bunch of land whales or skellies wearing t shirts and giving off an unintrested look
tv really ruined reality

at least this disgusting junkie pig was banned from wsop

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What are some kinos about gambling?

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best thing to do here would be to fold. poker is all about the mind game metanarrative. you gotta show your opponents that you're crazy and don't mind losing if you really want to take home that pot.

Holy shit, that's was a wild ride

What’s your favorite movie/show about gambling? Mine is Akagi.

Kakeguri

Holy shit, I don't like Phil, but that Tony cunt is something else.

Yea because she's dumb.

Tugboat Maguire

fuck me running

>hehehehe hey you wanna do some push-ups with me my man?
he is definitely not best boy

why was he banned?

This

Norm MacDonald.

its a smart move
no one else had shit so if matt would have betted, everyone else would have folded

Legendary Gambler Tetsuya, dont know if its being scanlated currently though

nah he stuffed the hand, made it really obvious he had something good and go 0 streets of value, at least bet 30% pot or something, he will probably get a caller

The only thing he did wrong was his reaction to the flop

dude comes off as a major baby crying about 'etiquette' after getting played

etiquette's important in poker

GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME

It's a card game for money, not a fancy dinner party.
Guy willingly fell for a grade school trick and started crying over it. I have a feeling better players wouldn't hang their hat on their opponent's 'etiquette' .

It's arguable whether or not what Tony G did was a breach of etiquette, or an actual strategy. But better players absolutely would, and have complained about similar breaches of etiquette.

the anime is fully subbed

In a game of deception gullibility is a greater sin than poor manners.

high rollers and whales would not like that shit.

good luck trying to make money being a complete asshole to everyone without reason. you wouldn't be invited back.

i have a suspicion that tony G is jewish