Hear me out: Marvel probably knew early on that Captain Marvel wasn't a great movie. It's okay, but so fucking bland that no one will give a crap about it. But they needed to introduce a character to beat Thanos, and who would be central to Phase IV.
So, they trumped up a whole narrative of Captain Marvel as a "feminist" movie, and started up controversy with some comments by Brie Larson. They wanted to make this movie as woke as possible, to gain them a whole new female and POC audience. They could have put anything onscreen if it was a Badass Good Girl Who Don't Need No Man, Just Her Sista Gurl. Once they realized this, they started pushing in more and more of the "immigrants are just misunderstood, and fighting them is bad" or "look at how tough this girl can be" or "White people are bad" scenes. They created their own bullshit as advertising for a movie that is almost critic-proof. Say it's bad, and you're just a misogynist pig white male who needs to check his privilege. Or you probably sexually harassed someone, so we'll destroy your career.
Marvel started the "controversy."
No shit retard
Her butt looks like a sad butt
What butt?
>Say it's bad, and you're just a misogynist pig white male who needs to check his privilege. Or you probably sexually harassed someone, so we'll destroy your career.
I generally agree with your observation of the movie’s politics/agenda, but come on. The worst flaws in the movie have nothing to do with politics. The story is presented terribly, the film itsef is often poorly shot, and the CG is often atrocious. These are all completely non-political opinions that would justify calling the movie bad.
Is this a shoop or does she actually have a negative ass mass
There's no way her workout regimen is what these hollywood shills are claiming. She'd have an ass.
Can't go to the gym and practice ass?
>No shit retard
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nah this chicks ass is genuinely disappointing. and they tried so hard to hide it in the movie but yea...its flat as fuck and looks really bad in a few scenes.
Jesus Christ who fucking cares
Flase flag, plausible deniability, mind control, unfettered capitalism, social engineering. Yeah, im paranoid enough to believe this.
obviously this
Seriously, have sex
Incels will never get it. I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.
Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.
But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.
Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.
Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.
They knew it was going to get the incels going, but theres no way they knew it would go that hard
Even her ass can't even!
But SJW don't consume their own media
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And no one decided to see it due to the manufactured controversy.
Yeah its obvious at this point. However there are those who would still deny it
If they did Yea Forums fell for it hook, line and sinker
No, hear me out: never have sex
>conspiracy as the reason
kek
If I had Twitter I would ask her if she ever feels guilty for taking roles a minority could have gotten. I mean, if Hollywood is so white, shouldn't some whites leave?
No. Just add minorities, faggot
The point that if you criticize the movie in any way at all, people will just assume you did it because of political bias
I need to have sex
>faggot doesn't realize that all those threads were made by shills
YOU DUMB FAGGOT LMAO
>Hip raise 400 pound with that
Nah
NO SHIT wow thank you user you finally figured out these controversies how actually marking campaigns congratulations retard maybe you won't bite for it the next 9000 times it happens. SIKE YES OU FUCKING WILL
>gain them a whole new female and POC audience
lol
no wonder her ravings at that ceremony seemed so robotic and insincere. The bitch can't act to save her life.
bump
Kind of obvious. These people are literally formulaic. They just said "oh this worked for black panther with the blacks, lets do the same for women with captain marvel" the joke is that it's mostly white men who are going to black panther and captain marvel. white people perhaps deserves to be below replacement level.
LEAK THE SCREENER
The people hating CM are the biggest shills of all.
It's poetry.
Easy to get really all up in there nice and deep like. Corn dog Larson with a pancake booty not keeping me in the shallow end of the pool. Too bad her nudes online mostly look fuckable but their pre Captaint Training. Just like she will eat herself into near comas before purging until after the End game press and release. You can tell the real tossers cause they get very round wide faces spot them out of a group. Too bad but yay strong superhero feminist Ralph. ^^^ the girl above. We could name her bob and toss her in the water. If she wants to get fucked then it's two birds with 1 stone into the pool. Ha I rofl meself
What happened to bob? The no arm no leg turkey girl? ^^^^^^^??? Waste of chADHD to do all that
Yeah but then that's why you do it anyway and push it into overdrive. Can only hope those feet were staged too...
> wasn't a great movie