Tfw you could beat the shit out of everyone on this board

>tfw you could beat the shit out of everyone on this board

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Post body

Name a time and place

I'm female so you can't hit me ^.^

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>51
sure you could, champ

>tfw could outsmart everyone on this board

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in b4 some autistic american boasts about shooting you with his gun instead of fighting

the poster above me is gay btw

Id like to see you try

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I'd just shoot you with my gun instead of fighting you.

>Tfw I'd heem every here

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No you can't. I'm faster.

THIS
Doubt it

Is there an afteerwards?Did he die or get paralized?

how big is ur pp

lmao

He could walk but his dick didn't work afterwards

I seem to remember reading he got paralyzed but I can't find the original source. Happened in Finland I think.

good luck faggot, im just visiting here from /k/
hope you like napalm shells, anally administered.

Post guns atleast make this thead interesting

If it weren't for my eating disorder, I would do decently against most people

>tfw i will never need to fight anyone because i'm playing 4d chess on all you niggas

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>be me
>Machado BJJ brown belt
>lived in Thailand on and off for several years training muay thai and had several pro fights there
I'd take my chances OP

>be me
>kick ass
>fuck bitches
>wake up

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wait did he break his OWN neck trying to do some judo mma fag move?

looks like it he heem

How much money does it take to get by in Thailand? I've been meaning to do some training there eventually

Depends where you stay. I lived with a friend who married a Thai girl so for me accommodation and a lot of food was free. I had years of savings in Aussie dollars too and our exchange rate at the time was strong so it was really cheap overall. Living and training in Australia was much more expensive.

I don't think your neck is supposed to move back that far. That nigga never walkin again.

uh huh, sure

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He's dead by the end of the webm

>tfw you could fuck the shit out of everyone on this board

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how about this, shut your teeth before i kick your mouth down my throat and shut it for you

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cringe and bot based

>kick your mouth down my throat


gay. what are you a fag.

Holy shit

I fight dirty.

I might stab you? I may have a gun.

smells like incel here