What will happen if I tell my psychologist I am suicidal?Yea Forums I don't think life is any good

You'll be secretly black listed as unstable forever for the greater good of society.
Unless you're a girl.

>You'll be secretly black listed as unstable forever for the greater good of society.
what are you on about

yeah i've been through the psychology rounds. i was fine talking about i didn't think life was worth living, intrusive thoughts of suicide, etc.

but keep in mind what this guy says
the system isn't your friend, and you'll be branded, so be careful what you say.

theres a difference between having suicidal thoughts and having concrete plans to kill yourself. if its the latter, they are supposed to have you committed.

You can phrase it differently, 'life doesn't feel worth living' is a bit more descriptive.

Withholding that kind of painful personal stuff from someone professionally trained seems like a waste of money, right?

My personal advice OP is to find some outside work when the snow clears up. Fence installers, landscapers. It's tough and yeah you'll hate some of it but you will feel alive. A month of crappy labour and the things you truly value and live for will be more defined in your psyche

You don't get locked up if you're suicidal, you don't even get a padded room. At most a vacation for a few days, with a few other suicidals, they probably won't even give you drugs if you haven't done anything to yourself.

Are you on any medication rn? Are you supplementing with D3, omega-3 etc?

>foreigner catch phrase.
Please just suicide.

You need to be honest with them about how you feel, there are a few that genuinely want to help.

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I mentioned the fact that you'll never be able to get life insurance if you have a past history of suicidal thoughts but that's just the start of it. Car insurance will be harder to get, a job will be exponentially harder to get because as much as they like to pretend it doesn't come up on a paid background check, it does. There are probably more consequences that I'm just not aware of, but I know those three to be definitively true.

>My personal advice OP is to find some outside work when the snow clears up. Fence installers, landscapers. It's tough and yeah you'll hate some of it but you will feel alive. A month of crappy labour and the things you truly value and live for will be more defined in your psyche

nice bro-science
wow, you left your room once, and you felt better at the same time, it can't be coincidence, you found a cure! most likely the chicken came before the egg

desu all psychiatric techniques and psychiatrists are on the same level of effectiveness

it's actually the formulation of your problems by vocalization, setting getting better as your goal, interacting with another person, medication etc. that does the job

I would tell him to start really slow, maybe make his bed or some shit that even the most depressed, unmotivated cunt could manage

when ever I feel like that I remember that males on both sides of the family don't seem to make it through their 60s

so I only have 30 years left so might as well stay around for a laugh

the past 10 felt like 2 years

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how the fuck do private companies get access to your medical records? is that even legal?

yea, never be fully honest, they'll just try to get you sectioned. their mind is on money, not what's best for ya

> I don't think life is any good
It objectively isn't. Don't you have a survival instinct though? Think also about any loved ones and how they will feel in your death.

Why don't you work, get money and spend them on your own kind of escapism? Be it video games, movies/tv series, modelism, travel etc.

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Mostly legal yeah, the workaround is that they buy from a third party instead of directly from the insurance companies. Data mining at work.

Are you kidding? The other day I told my psychologist I was suicidal. He told me to start paying in advance.

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>the past 10 felt like 2 years

wft I'm in mid-twenties and past 5 felt like an eternity

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Don't ever say suicidal. Just say you are suffering from existential sadness.

holy hell, what a brainlet
don't listen to this retarded hedonist

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Everone has a survival instinct i think deppressed peoples is overpowered and people who are suicidal don't care about anything nothing makes them happy they just want the pain to end
chuckled

Lots of people have suicidal thoughts and don't act on them. They won't lock you up. I had the same fear too

based desert-person

my 20s felt like nothing, every year felt shorter

its already march

what's the rundown on this?

are you better now?

Wait until you get out of school/are further removed from it. It all passes in a flash.

yes, I'm dead

>What will happen if I tell my psychologist I am suicidal?
They will ask questions about to see explore why you feel suicidal and how severe it is. They will ask if you want to hurt yourself, how you do it, and if you have set a date and gotten affairs in order. Depending on the answer to those questions will depend what treatment they recommend. They won't lock you up in a psych ward, no. But they will likely refer you to a psychiatrist and get you started on pharmacotherapy that will help.

Overall, you're hurting yourself more by NOT telling them that you feel suicidal.

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can i refuse the psychiatrist?and just go to my psychologist?
Spooky.

30 years of life seems good when you realize ywn have qt wife, kids, money, house, love. actually it seems like too long.
t. should've died in a war

And I proposed how you can end, or at least temperate, the pain. Just hoard money through responsible financial management and start slowly but surely buying things that can make you forget about this life. Push yourself, beat yourself (metaphorically of cource) if you have to.
Just don't do drugs, especially heavy ones. They will fuck you up.

And remember user:
Life is but a big joke. Have fucking fun and stop worrying. You'll get nothing from doing that in the end, trust me. At least enjoy what you have and can get.

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take this shit to /r9k/

Suicidal thoughts are a mental issue and you should seek help, user. You have your whole life to live, you should fight for it.

Let me tell you a story. Back in '17 my mom was rushed to the ER one day because she couldn't talk, barely able to walk, couldn't write her name, etc. They told us her kidneys were failing and they didn't know why yet. After a ton of testing, they found out she had a really aggressive form of cancer. She went through absolute hell just at a chance to stay alive. Some days she had a chemo drip, a blood transfusion, AND dialysis going on at the same time. She was so tired, in so much pain, but she wanted to live so badly. A month and a half later they told her the cancer had engulfed her brain and she was going to die, there was nothing anyone could do. She did not handle it well at all, but slipped into a coma and died a few days later.

user, are you in okay health? Are your problems all external? You have your life ahead of you, a life you can change, a life you can LIVE. You don't know how precious that gift is until you no longer have it. I hope you get the help you need, because you should.

have compassion or sex

I have a state paid psych and I tell him everything. Who fucking cares?

I even brought my laptop and showed him Yea Forums, a jazz general was up and also a black actress thread, posted a "he cute" joke and explained it along with the greentext to him. He's genuinely interested.

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I'm so fucking tired of you frogposters.

>forget about this life.
Read the Confession by Tolstoy. It's very short, but details the inevitable breakdown of this attitude of yours.

nothing, nothing happens unless you actually try to kill yourself dont worry

Stop it user you're gonna break your psych and turn him into you.

psychologists are paid to be 'genuinely interested', it's like getting a blowjob from a hooker.

>y. A month and a half later they told her the cancer had engulfed her brain and she was going to die, there was nothing anyone could do. She did not handle it well at all, but slipped into a coma and died a few days later.
I'm sorry.I understand your point.It's not logical to kill myself but I don't choose to feel like this.I will talk with my psychologist soon.Thank you for your compassion.

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>He's genuinely interested.
Hes probably just amused what kinda sick autists come to him.

Sometimes people lose sight of the bigger picture when they find themselves in a hole. You may have an underlying mental issue, like clinical depression, that is also causing you to feel that way. Definitely tell your psychologist, they can help you. Don't give up, user. It'll be okay.

He's actually doing a journal or something on neets and writes down notes on me the entire time. He also seems to have a genuinely good time with me.

I've told him everything. I've gone on rants about the jew, how I don't like cunnyposters but they're a necessary evil to keep reddit away, how I made a tindr with a fake chad picture and catfished women to show up at restaurants alone, how I've been playing the same video game I don't like for 6+ years and shown him my 8,000 image large pepe reaction folder.

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>precious that gift is until you no longer have it.

Pussy. I've been in hospitals for some exotic House MD type shit, accepted that I'm gonna die. And when the time comes, I'll be happy. I'm not going to dictate when it comes, I'm not gonna try to shorten it.
When people go, if I didn't like them it cheers me up, if I liked them I somehow feel more respect for them, and feel them looking over my shoulder.

iIt feels like you're coloring up your own life story, and what a sad story it is. Do something with your life.

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