Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI
Pure kino. The interviewee is a typical Yea Forums poster. He's also a murderer.

post irl depositionkino ITT

the classic

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxmrvbMeKc

photocopier ver batim

youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

wartime tribunal of colonel bustard

youtube.com/watch?v=_Vlk2XXA8ik

>Alex, I'm gonna have to go with... I don't know.

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Jesus, that's bad interview technique. So many leading questions, it's basically useless.

50% of the police budget is spent on chairs that wont collapse under the weight of the average cop/detective.
No wonder police use asset forfeiture so often.
XXXXXXL uniforms and and titanium reinforced equipment dont come cheap.

>So many leading questions
Yeah that's the point, they want to convict him.

>This is running on empty, prison food review

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Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you know the difference between a police interview and a courtroom procedure? Never open your mouth again, it's clear you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Don't even bother replying to this post you stupid faggot.

When does it get good? I have zoomer like attention span.

>1:37:00
>yfw he stares at the door for a straight 5 minutes without moving a single muscle

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I understand that if I was the defence I could have that entire interview thrown out. I could probably build my entire case around poor police work and my boy would walk regardless of the supporting evidence.

>mfw he does it again 5 minutes at the end of the video

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Videos like this are best experienced listening to while doing other stuff. Definitely not something to watch every single second of.

I'll do that then, thanks.

I watched like 30 mins before realising it's this guy:

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8

Did the cops arrest him as a result of the media interview?

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I don't know.

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>Smell my finger, Stephen. You smell that? You recognize that don't you, Stephen. That's Lauren, Stephen. *deep sniff* yeah that's Lauren. Why did you do this Stephen?

When will the shitty lifetime movie come out?

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>I understand that if I was the defence I could have that entire interview thrown out
not how it works

>You got any friends?
>Yes
>Where are they? Hm? Where are they?

What's this one?

kek

>Chris Watts
youtube.com/watch?v=u11A4FQlDMo

>1:40

anything you say

CAN

and

WILL

be used against you

Fucking retard. He was advised of his Miranda warnings. Any information he gave he gave willingly and not under duress. It's all admissible.

FUCK you retard.

At 3:50 a fucking fetus in a hour glass. "She's pregnant as well."
Kino in real life.

Innocent mentally disabled retards have gone to jail because police asked the right leading questions and didn't give a fuck. No judge gives a shit either.

Chris is always staring down at his phone like a virgin too.

>thrown out the interview
In what world? Did they coerce him? Force him to interview? did they threaten his livelihood were he to not interview? Nope? Oh okay, the entire interview is admissible then.

followed by a fucking skull in tar
My favourite bit, where he realises his whole story gets blown out
2:40:
>if any action were to happen, if any cars left your house, I would have known.
> yea, but im worried about this area
>Ohh it'll pick up any movement down this street this way...
> even with that tree there???
>Oh Yea
> FUUUUUCK
>watch, ill show ya
>...
>see this car gets picked up all the way down there
> T-thats cool.... Can we go?

That's not what Miranda rights are warnings against though.
He didn't give them information, he repeated what they said back to them and when he didn't they rephrased the question so he had more information about what they wanted him to say.
Yeah, that's because they have shitty defence. I should have said that any lawyer who gave a shit could have it thrown out.
I'll give you an example of why it's a bad interview
>Where you at her house on the third of July
No
>Are you sure
Yes, I was there.
>When were you there?
The third of July, in the morning
>In the morning?
No, I meant in the evening

The whole point of an interview is either to learn new information or to establish that the suspect knew information that only a guilty person would know. In your opinion, were either of those goals achieved in the sample line of questions?
Leave a guy in a cell overnight and a lot of people will say anything to get out, especially if they're junkies or handicapped. That's why you get a lawyer even if you're innocent so they can tell the police to fuck off if they start trying to drive you.

>that image

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>the whole point of an interview
You dont know the point of an interview, there can be many. Some times you just want to bring in the guy you KNOW is guilty so you can get him to trip up over himself. If you want I can go ask 2 lawyers their opinions on whether or not the interview can be thrown out

>Some times you just want to bring in the guy you KNOW is guilty so you can get him to trip up over himself.
Maybe in tv land but that's dumb and/or rare. At any rate that'd qualify as attempting to learn new information.
Go on, ask the lawyers and when your parents tell you that I'm right you can come back and lie about what they said.

A lot of police work is like this, forensics still only plays a small part.

Yeah, which is why it's so important to do it properly.

This is a pretty good watch of anyone is interested. Has handy timestamps on the bottom too. It's the first police response to Shannan not being home

youtu.be/G0qZZc2nNzM

No... in reality. TV land is where you live and quite clearly where all of your information is coming from. I have worked in my cities legal system for years now, I literally just texted 2 lawyers and asked them what you are suggesting as fact and you could not be more wrong. Heck I can also ask my dad who is also a lawyer and he will agree with them but just to humor you I will

kickstand

I've never met a lawyer with grammar as bad as yours so I'm going to take bullshit for $200, Alex.

>haha bad grammar
>not a single legitimate grammatical error in my statements
also never claimed to be a lawyer, I work for 2 and am the son of one. After you made your stupid statement I texted him a picture of it, wanna know what the answer was

Senpai, you, as a professional, might KNOW a guy is guilty. But juries are filled with retards. And you need everything you can get to convict.

>I understand that if I was the defence I could have that entire interview thrown out.
you see that's where you're wrong

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Scott Peterson is the OG wife killing Chad

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>Cities vs city's
>Didn't even spot it on a second attempt
Yikes. Not even him

...

I count three in a total of about 150 words. Would you like to try to find them?

every single elite
every single powerful person
is a nonce
makes you think doesn't it?

>everything you say will, and can be used against you in the court of law
CAN U READ NIGGER?

this shit was worth the watch

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZJzEZ8Y-rM

seated power stance

>speaking to the cops without a lawyer
not a good move desu

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>AGAINST
This is an important distinction. They will not say shit about stuff that could be used FOR you

Jesus, those sweat stains

Jesus he's got the face of a baby with the hairstyle of a 50 year old IT guy.

What kind of fucking monster could do that to his pregnant wife and fucking daughters
He put his fucking kids in a oil jug. It's depressing her family explicitly didn't want the death penalty

>He put his fucking kids in a oil jug
You forgot that the openings were only 8 inches so he had to break the bones of his daughters to make them fit

That's heartbreaking since I just watched a vid with the kids in it. One of the most vile and evil acts I've ever heard if it was a strangers kids let alone your own
Why the fuck would he do it? Sadly it seems he got moved to a less dangerous prison

why give him the release of death? He'll be spending 23 hours a day in a closet for the rest of his life. I hope he lives to be 130.

Both are pretty shit, someone like Bundy is a real chad serial killer.

Panic. The dude doesn't seem he killed for the thrill of it; he just wanted to ditch his family and leave no trace for a new life. Hard to know if he knew how brutal the final step would be beforehand, but from what we know the guy isn't all that smart so there's a good chance he didn't.

This. It's too bad they can't physically torture the guy.

Retribution won't solve the problem. It's better to just snuff out the source and move on instead of hurt other people not involved by making them foot the bill for scum.

yeah none of those are real grammar mistakes lol.... grasping at straws much? HE MISSPELLED HE CANT BE A LAWYER. Its funny how painfully obvious it is none of you have ever been around anyone in the legal world.

>when you definitely understand how the court system works

You do know that it's literally more expensive to execute someone than it is to imprison them for life, right?

No its not you fucking moron. Its more expensive to execute someone when you have to follow liberals retarded bureaucracy
>The current market cost of a leaded 5.56 mm round is 21 cents
$.21 plus the time of 10 or so people needed to transport and form the shooting line. It literally doesnt even compare, an execution is the same price as maybe one day in prison.

ok thank you for your input retard the adults will go back to talking now if you don't mind

How is this at all a reply to you being shown how stupid you are? If you remove the unnecessary red tape around executions, remove the necessity for a PRICEY chemical cocktail then execution is incredibly cheap.

>He told investigators that Bella had walked into his bedroom after he killed his wife and asked him what was wrong with mommy, according to a 31-page log of the interview. He told them his daughters were in the backseat of his truck for 45 minutes with their mother's body as he drove them to Anadarko Petroleum, where their bodies were eventually found.

>He also said he first killed Celeste, dumped the little girl's body in an oil tank, and when he went back to his truck, Bella asked him what happened to her sister and then asked: "Is the same thing going to happen to me as CeCe?"

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It was probably just a stupid way to get out of his responsibilities as a father and husband.

That's why you shouldn't marry OR have kids unless you know what you're doing and are positive you want to do that. Of course, many people get themselves in over their heads with social pressure to marry and numerous pressures to have kids. Just stupid people being stupid.

youre right dog we should just carry out blacksite killings without a trial or appeals process i can't imagine any negative consequences jeez if only we had a powerful boomer brain to suggest this before we could have saved a few bucks boy i sure do feel silly right now

This. It's gotta be much worse to spend 50 years in prison then die, rather than 5-10 waiting for the lethal injection.

>without trials and appeals
I never said this, terrible strawman thank you for confirming you are a retard. You have your trial, and your appeals, which you will have anyways. And then when the death penalty is given it can't be appealed. Don't like it don't commit crimes where the death penalty is the consequence
inb4 muh 0.000001% innocents who get convicted. they can be sacrificed, the greater good is more important

Wait or are you of the mindset that if you have enough money you can just appeal til your moneys depleted and avoid the sentences? This is called a miscarriage of justice, the whole concept of repeated appeals is.

excuse me sir SIR you used an ad hominem fallacy in your argument SIR therefore this debate is forfeit SIR thank you for the spirited debate SIR enjoy the rest of your day and god bless america

>If you remove the unnecessary red tape around executions

>excuse me user, the court has found you guilty being a gigantic nigger faggot with aids that loves to munch his daddys cock and also you tweeted that you DONT support our new president or xer policies
>b-b-but im white! I even have the documentation! You can even check the government owned DNA database, or DNAtabase for short!
>you mean THIS documentation? *holds up a sign that says you also wet your bed and cry like a little gay baby, a dumb baby idiot watching marvel movies*
>regardless, son, thanks to proposition 111227781- so named after the dumb faggot that coined this revolutionary idea, we can kill you on the spot for no more than the price of a Big Mac.

no im actually of the mindset that we should only execute white people because they dicks be small

i have some literature on the subject if youre interested

>terrible strawman
kek

kek
Someone cast this user.

Serious question: how much does a lethal injection cost?

Sorry, I am retarded. Fixed:

Falling-down era Michael Douglas but as a begin autistic shut in

I'd kill him myself if I had the chance. Anti-death penalty fags piss me off so much. He's beneath shit. Just kill him.

I am double-retarded, sorry. Fixed:

>5-10
HAAAH, Death row inmates usually go waaaay longer than this.

good lord man

Sorry!

jesus dude

Reminder the police officer is the janny meme

>reddit: the punishment

Sorry!

This shit makes no sense. Does Watt really have impulse control this bad? I caught my wife literally fucking other men but i didnt murder her....

oh for christ's sake

for fucks sake man

divine intervention kino

what's the least reddit punishment?

You post about it on r/cuckold right?

>Ansel Elgort and Ryan Gosling

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Just listened to the Sword & Scale on Chris Watts, was decent. Gonna listen to the Stephen McDaniels one now

Yikes

I would've rolled one of those comfortable chairs over to my spot while they were both out of the room.

>mfw we were all mainlining the secret truth of the universe in this moment

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Why is the word "gunman" so funny?

Jim Norton has been making fun of the Scott Peterson Cass for two decades.

Getting away with it.

What the hell is Dan Avidan doing in that room?

fucking execute this piece of shit

he's done interviews in prison

youtube.com/watch?v=ci2GsKMGLBI

If this was a movie this sequence would be eye-roll inducing because its so on the nose.

What's happening here?

That's really really sad. It's hard to understand evil like that.

they're talking about his missing wife and he corrects to say his missing wife and unborn child, this happens as the foetus appears on the TV

Its a commercial for some TV show.

>Fetus in an hourglass & explodes
>The wife was pregnant when he killed her
>Skull melts into oil
>He stowed the bodies in an oil jug at his worksite

Damn

>"Daddy no!"

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Baby Driver fucking sucked

that's right jay

The first video, texas desposition, is gold.

Dude the whole thing with the neighbor is fucking hilarious. You can see him just screaming 'bro shut up, shut up, shut up" internally.

Both kino. Also Mike Boudet is an absolute madman

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>mainlining the secret truth of the universe
>bodies in an oil jug
>its so on the nose.
THE DOGS NAME WAS
D I E S E L
I
E
S
E
L

videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/12/12/5947380985336319494/1024x576_MP4_5947380985336319494.mp4
kino within a kino case

Yikes

>videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/12/12/5947380985336319494/1024x576_MP4_5947380985336319494.mp4
???

>Stephen, look at how many situps I can do! I've been practicing real hard!

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Its an interview with a male prostitute that Chris Watts was seeing

I don’t understand

>1:18 "Body?"
May as well just say you did it at that point.

>I don’t know
>IS THAT ALL YOU GONNA SAY, STEPHEN? I DONT KNOW?
>... I don’t understand
Kino

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No more video games

Absolutely seething grammarlet

Yikes

Watch this video sped up and Stephen only moved his head for the entire three hours. Just his head, and it’s all robotic and jerky. What the fuck IS that guy?!

There was something utterly sad about that statement. How this young man is so divorced from society and his own family, that the only dagger the detective had that could hurt him was, “you can’t play Nekopara anymore.”

>look at this belly, stephen, look at it
>this is where you're going
>...i don't understand

I don't get it.
His reaction is the same of a guy who just learned that his friend and neighbor was found dead.
Why do people treat this as a confession?

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Yikes

I preferred the threads of the day previous to the arrest of EAR/ONS alll the crazy speculation of who is it, etc etc.

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Could a kind user post the chad's deposition or anything else?

Chris Watts. Search the thread for it.

I forgot to use my brain.

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he didn't think they'd even find the body

It happens to the best of us, buddy.

It's really not. He goes from acting confusing and calm to being in a complete state of frenzy and visible distress. Everything from his body language to his intonation tells us he did it and differs from someone who just found out his friend died. A regular person wouldn't be so nervous and fidgety, and if they were they wouldn't keep talking.

This, the most damning sign that somebody’s guilty is running their mouth. Innocent people tend to be either reticent or outright hostile towards people who suggest they might be guilty.

his autistic answering is infuriating. What a tard.

You say that because you now know he did it for sure.
But his reaction isn't out of the ordinary, many people react in different ways when told their loved one just died.
I could see a person who really cared about the victim reacting that way.

I think if he said something like "I didn't know" instead of "Body?" and completely change his body language and demeanor act in that moment he might not have been suspected

But she wasn't a loved one, she was just his neighbor. Thats why it was such a weird reaction.

the worst part is his confession where he says the one daughter watched him kill her sister then begged him to please not kill her too

>I think if he said something like "I didn't know" instead of "Body?" and completely change his body language

When they tell you someone close to you died your mind goes all over the place, specially if you're an emotional person.
He could've passed out right there and that would've been normal.

Chris Watts' reaction wasn't normal.

It doesn't matter, you don't know how close they were at that point or how much he cared about her or how emotional he is as a person.

This is one of those pics I would like to send to one of the 4 people I interact with irl but they wouldn’t get it

If you have a 9+ inch penis you absolutely know this move. You have to occasionally do this to allow the blood to flow properly to your extremities.

Imagine some random neighbor for the missing suspect going to the News and insisting on an interview, and during it he says “body” when referring to her, and then going numb. Total freakout.

That’s not normal, that’s weird, very weird. The police thought it was weird, which is why they started investigating Stephen and found every sign pointing to him being the killer.

Watch the interview again, he literally does not seem worried about her at all, just moreso about "proving" that he doesn't know anything.

Once the reporter revealed that the cops found the body, he completely froze and was like a deer in headlights. I'm pretty sure body language is an important thing for cops to be able to read, so no doubt they pinned him right there

just watched 4 hours of videos to fully understand this meme

Oh, you "could see" a person reacting this way, very convincing.
You're not experienced in this stuff, the reason you can't distinguish this reaction between a non-suspect one is the reason you hopefully and gratefully don't work on the force. The fact that you can't see this after the fact, like you yourself are pointing out, is worrying lol.

The absolute state of American posters

t. actual autist

This is McDaniel, Watts is the other case. The thing you're not getting is that cops didn't see the video and think he did it necessarily. They saw the video and thought, we should talk to this guy.

Yes IF we were living in fantasy world / a dystopia it would be very cheap indeed.
Great contribution.

Goddamn that's just horrifying
I can't imagine how someone hearing their own daughter doesn't have a little sense come back to them. Jesus Christ if he just ran off or got a divorce it wouldn't have held him down that much

Great post user.

Except they didn't arrest him because of the interview.
They were onto him because there was other stuff pointing to him, like people talking about a creepy neighbor stalking the victim.

If you saw that interview with no context you wouldn't automatically assume that he did it.
But now you know that he did, so you make the connection, and also assume that's what got the cops' attention.

But now I'm the autist because I don't jump to conclusions.
neat

>Are you threatening to fight? I wanna know which we're on
Kek

>that's why you're havin this massive meltdown right now

ah I shouldn't seen seen it before, you're from reddit.

Why would someone do that type of shit? Is attention that much of a high to the right type of people?

How does that not seem like a better option to him? He doesn't seem like he truly wanted to do it. Was he really retarded enough to see that as the easier way in the long run?

Based phoneposter

He was a UNC fan?
Based

>Cool as a cucumber
lmao

I literally learned of this case because someone posted this interview and I had pretty much no context what its about, and when it got to this moment I was like "now I get it, he killed her haha"

you autist

Does this guy look like a murderer to you?

Give me more pepe and wojak edits to make.

You guys seem to like the ones in this thread I made.

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wojak killing himself and pepe dabbing in the background
except instead of wojak it's you and instead of pepe it's me

Really I thought he was hamming it up to display surprise and grief.

High test punctuation
low test lower case letters

Kek

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Here you go fella.

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lmao that face

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Your thoughts on this guy?

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Holy fuck based, if you can make one that somehow incorporates this sealion you would have my eternal gratitude

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THANK YOU

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He was a real jerk.

>the only dagger
He also called him out on the fact that he had no friends, the people he claimed were friends told the detective that they weren't, that his student loans would eventually run out, and he'd never get a girlfriend.
He really laid into him.

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There's something so obviously wrong with this guy that societies fault for letting him get this bad.

just trying to go for the crazy card which every idiot tries, funny thing is people who do get tried as criminally insane usually get more time away

watts' daughter's last words were "Daddy no!" and the other one who he said in interviews was really smart asked if what happened to mommy was going to happen to her.
that's why the death penalty is needed

How can someone murder their pregnant wife and two young daughters over a mistress? I don't understand the brain of someone like this guy.

>posting cringetown

fucking why

this dude is probably the best example of the mystery being more interesting than the actual dude

>muh 0.000001% innocents
you wish it was that low
>they can be sacrificed, the greater good is more important
haha yeah what a great mindset. Heart transplant? hah no that guy over there is more important than you.