/ourguy/ just released this trailer, kino is back on the menu boys

/ourguy/ just released this trailer, kino is back on the menu boys
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who?

I left a mcflurry on my desk and it melted, 3 days later I tried pouring it out, a thick layer formed on top and underneath, it fermented and smelled like booze. should I drink it?

make a thread

Looks like it was made using the monthly wage of a blue-collar worker.

>just trying to be the best me

what a fucking faggot, can’t wait til he’s burning in the lake of fire. I’m Muslim, so no ban

based arab

Why does every Hollywood basedboy do jiu jitsu

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He's not a bad looking fellow 2bh.

fucked her in his prime, he's moved on to better things

He's a pathetic faggot who posts selfies on Instagram looking for pity. Is it any wonder why he was dumped?

God, I hate social media. I like Riley but why the hell do people post shit like this?

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>posts selfies on Instagram looking for pity
He doesn't give a shit though

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Can someone dump all the Riley Instagram edits? I'm making a folder.

He's going to show on a Ewan movie set and kill fucking everyone one day.

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>I like Riley
Looks like someone didn't realize that all that Riley posting was for the purpose of mocking him

This is fucking gold

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I'll never forgive him for killing August Ames

>and then he said he’s proud of the lad he’s been!

>anyway don’t wipe your ass tonite luv

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thread reminder that Yea Forums is the #1 Riley Stearns fan community and probably the bulk of the audience of his film Faults

How did he land mew in the first place?

they met on a cruise

stop laughing it's not funny

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Fucking hilarious

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when mew was younger, mew's dad insulted riley (he coughed in his direction) so riley murdered the father and took mew as his prize.

yea me to man.

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do it faggot

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Fuck mew

They met on a cruise. She was a teenager and he was in his 20s. Next thing you know she's in an unhappy marriage

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I too wish that I was the one who cucked Riley

Riley is a known ladies' man

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Riley is ready to fight in the race war. Are you?

I remember when rileyposting started. It was may/june of 2017.

What did mew see in this guy? There's millions of basic ass guys like this in major cities and most of them aren't even as pathetic as Riley is.

I still want to know how the tabloids got the image edits we did. Surely they don't lurk Yea Forums for story ideas

I really appreciate the realism in the comments. This is exactly how the instagram NPC crowd writes.

UNJUST

it can't be that long ago, no way

literally no one else other than Yea Forums talks about him. So they probably found a bunch of archived threads about him on google search results

He still looks like a numale

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Yes and film it for kino purposes

This photoshop making the news was one of the greatest Yea Forums moments ever.

the comments are really what sells the fake IG posts.

yeah they announced their split in may 2017 and that's when it started

wtf that looks great
i thought this guy was supposed to be a cuck

They met on a cruise when she was like 17.

I have emailed fake stories to the sun before for easy cash so I assume some other user has done similar

So is he ever gonna actually do any thing to Ewan or what

the best part was when they said he deleted the post which is why it's not on his instagram anymore

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What did that guy do?

jesus Yea Forums always seems the same but years go by and you don't even make memories

>Account under Stearns' name told Mary Elizabeth and new boyfriend McGregor they were 'f***ing dead' in a now-deleted post
>now-deleted post

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He likes like Tom Keen from The Blacklist when he goes undercover in a neo-nazi gang

will be at the premiere with my slut, thanks for the heads up Riley!

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ewan noo

Maybe for a roastie/roastie apologist like yourself, but not me

>Two tickets for Birds of Prey huh? You with a girlfriend?

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looks kino

fake and lame. well itd be cooler of it was true

Mew leaving him was the best thing to ever happen. Riley is /ourguy/ 100% now.

Nah nigga i'm seeing that shit twice to beat my dick to Harley Quinn

>harley queen
>Not Ewan McGregor
Faggot

Where's the "go darth vader on that nigga's ass" edit?

>8,1 on imdb
>3 out of 4 fresh on RT
>film industry legends love it
Confirmed kino

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kek
absolutely fucking based

Is this a biography?

>Rileys KINO comes out
>critically acclaimed masterpiece
>cue here comes johnny yeeen
>lust for life lust for life
>marries imogen poots
>hoMEWrecker and Kenobi suicide themselves
>LUST FOR LIFE

Why do normies post shit like this, who gives a fuck no one cares

In the trash where it belongs. Everything not posted itt is embarrassing

kek

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this made me unreasonably hyped

>Casey Davies may be the least macho man you’ve ever met. When Casey answers the phone, he is seldom surprised when the caller asks, “May I speak with Ms. Casey Davies?” Callers often assume that Casey Davies is a woman because Casey Davies is a woman’s name. When Casey goes to work, his male co-workers sit around and read manly magazines and talk about manly things (such as, “Missionary? That’s the best position!”). When Casey goes to the grocery store late at night to buy dog food, he is beaten and mugged by thugs on motorbikes. Casey hardly puts up a fight.
Lmao how much of that is from experience?

>Riley Stearns may be the least macho man you’ve ever met. When Riley answers the phone, he is seldom surprised when the caller asks, “May I speak with Ms. Riley Stearns?” Callers often assume that Riley Stearns is a woman because Riley Stearns is a woman’s name. When Riley goes to work, his male co-workers sit around and read manly magazines and talk about manly things (such as, “Missionary? That’s the best position!”). When Riley goes to the grocery store late at night to buy dog food, he is beaten and mugged by thugs on motorbikes. Riley hardly puts up a fight.

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The great unsoying

mew is the best and ewan mcgregor is goat. incel cucks get back under the stairs and get over it

Is this one real

Lmao

riley posting is the best meme this board ever conceived. Too bad the onions faggot would probably hate it if he knew about it.

>THIS IS KATANA

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>listened Deathconsciousness once

Looks like kino honestly, especially how they managed to heighten what he is saying in the trailer, kind of reminds me of the
>only god forgives
Trailer, hopefully the movie isnt shit like ogf

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KILL THAT JEDI FUCK

He looks better with higher bodyfat.

show that jedi FUCK what happens

Cringe

One of the layers is probably whey protein and the other layer is probably mold. It will taste awful and maybe mess up your stomach but you will survive.

Is this that guy that got cucked by that one girl Yea Forums was obsessed about and then turned on her after realizing that she's just a slut.

fucking kek

from gay soi to angry goy