Mfw got tricked into working an office job because of Mad Men and The Office

I hate my office job. I hate my coworkers. I hate what society has become, and I hate my life.

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If you make good money, don’t complain, faggot.

Lol unless you're an exec like don or pete it sucks

LE COFFEE MEMES

What do you do all day?

Kys goy

>Not secretly jacking off countless times at your office
Oh wait, don't tell me you don't have your own office.

They probably made bank at Initech.

Stop living off the taxpayer, NEET.

Most of the people posting here would have Milton Waddams' experience minus the ending.

This thread makes me wonder about all the shills. Are you guys all crammed into a little office somewhere or is it more of a work from home type thing? I remember CTR (hillary's shills from 2016) were supposedly in a little office and even got made fun of by their bosses for being overworked losers.

Should have watched the office UK for a more accurate representation.

I still remember that thread where one guy went to the CTR office and could see a nervous looking guy peeping behind the blinds.

>he isn’t a contractor
>his commute is longer than the thirty feet it takes to walk to his home office
>he has resigned himself to a maximum of 3 weeks of vacation per year for the rest of his working life
>he accepts compensation that he didn’t negotiate
>he thinks his company 401k will save him from working until death
>he has to pretend to like people he has absolutely nothing in common with and go to faggoty “work parties” where alcohol isn’t served
>he has to complete performance reviews and justify every earthly reason why he’s entitled to a 0.75% raise
>he thanks his boss for a $100 Christmas bonus

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Why the fuck would The Office make you want to work an office job?

Electrician here, would rather take an office job any day. My first job tho I got tricked into working a video store because of Randall from Clerks and it turned out to be the best job ever

Please no more

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Low iq trump supporter seethes over his minimum wage labour job, all this and more at 11.

Makes it look like its not boring and you can fuck around and do crazy shit and you will never get laid off even if you work at a poorly managed company in a dying industry

At least you have a job

do you guys browse here at work?

should i stop?

>he doesn't bluntly tell his boss to raise his wage or he'll shoot up the place
>he doesn't tell his boss he'll shoot up the boss's house instead if he gets fired
>he doesn't tell the police he'll shoot up the cop station if they arrest him for threatening his boss
>he doesn't tell the judge he'll shoot his family if the judge sentences him to jail
>he doesn't tell the prison guards he'll shoot them if they imprison him

The fuck is the point of all those guns you mutts brag about having when you don't use them for freedom anyways?

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They would actually be more like Michael Bolton minus the hack.

It was that or Neetdom

Yep

Nop

But you might want to surf using mobile data

Because we don’t want to become a narco state, and because whites are actually civilized.

>3 weeks of vacation per year
I get 6 days every 2 years...

I love my office job

The state has a monopoly on violence and doesn’t enjoy competition

I've only been at mine for 5 months but it's alright so far too
>spend all day running 15 years worth of windows updates on refurbished XP machines because a lot of industry still uses them
>just sit back and shitpost the entire time
>every once in a while get to fly out to some small midwestern town and have my hotel and booze paid for while I make other people plug in said computers

>he doesn't work in the hotel industry

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Lol

That only works in Real Darwinian countries like Mexico

because the boss judge jury prison guards and everyone in the immediate vicinity will shoot back in MURICA

Why?

this, i just want to become a farmer and live in peace

Nice
If you really mean it, I'm happy for you

You would still have tons of bullshit to deal with as a farmer.

You're right having job security in the current year is a bad thing.

Uhh, I don't believe in minimum wage. I'll take my $3/hour thank you very much.

So anons, do you enjoy/have interest in what you do?

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>*looks smugly at you from the inside of mount doom*
No.

Nice slave mentality there buddy

>fourth interview today for a job in Manchester
>6k pay increase with bonuses putting me close to 40k a year
>Will be sent around UK dealing with clients and having expenses paid for.

I'm 26, so I'm hoping it goes well and I feel like I'm progressing well for my age with no degree, but I'd rather be a youtuber.

Slaves don't get paid, genius.

This
I didn't know brainless people could live that long

>tfw accounting nigger
>mfw tax season

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so why not be a youtuber?

Tax monkeys unite

>fourth interview
I'd make fun of you for being a bong, but it's the same shit here with 100 interviews for any real job.

>26
>40k
>no degree

Dafuq that's more than I'm making in IT

He's of the tribe.

>3 weeks of vacation a year
Yeah...

The IT pajeets at my company have a death grip on people’s internet histories. I bring my personal laptop and use my phone as a hotspot to browse at work

So you live in Asia, right?

Depends on the company.
I'm broing it up with IT guys (because I'm the only male in accounting) so my browsing history is safe

>tfw earning almost $100k as a casino dealer
Easiest job I've ever had and I've had dozens.
Would recommend if you can do basic arithmetic in your head quickly, and are not a total sperg (lol)

guess what? physical labour jobs like electrical or plumbing are no better. At least in an Office you're in a heated building, you can stay warm. You can also save your physical energy for activities you actually want to pursue instead of blowing all your daily energy on using tools, climbing stairs, hammering, etc/

I work at a Primark Store in Ireland, part time with overtime if needed. 80% I'm away from customers and the supervisors let the workers work away so no meddling.

It's honestly cosy, zero stress and my co workers are sound. Also I don't start till 2pm which is handy. Take the Part time pill, if you're in the position to.

I work in the parks department for my city and shitpost from the work truck constantly

> mfw Americans don't even get enough of a yearly raise to follow inflation, meaning they unironically make less money every year.

If it wasn't for pride and parents I'd probably be happily neeting away right. Working is fucking awful and the compensation just isn't worth the stress.

I was the network admin. Of course I did

Here’s your 1/3 of your waking life bro

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My office job is great. My only complaint is sitting on the computer all day. Lots of arm/shoulder pain.

>not having a comfy room you share with 2 other people

Neither do you, unless you count the breadcrumbs

It's more like half of your waking life, 1/3rd of your total life.

Now remove the dividers and add several conniving dickheads

>he works for a family run business and isn't a member of the family

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By far not the worse thing I browsed at job.

you need to find something you want to do. if you're a youtube junkie, start making some content, could be anything. Poo videos, lets plays. Anything. best case scenario you earn enough subs one day to create a patreon. worst case scenario, your channel doesn't take off. I can't reveal specifics here, but I once had a great idea for youtube content and my channel took off, I got 10k subs in one week and a couple videos were trending on the front page of youtube andReddit. Again, I can't go into details or else you might know my stuff but my channel and the content ultimately didn't work out and I lost out on a gold mine of potential subscribers

Nah I'm white, in financial services and above 6ft so the patriarchy is looking after me.

Farmer suicide rate is double that of veterans

>mfw I got tricked into a job that pays me money I can then spend on things I want

I'm a tradie that wants to transition to an office job but haven't the slightest clue how to do that

and don't forget supporting politicians that want to cut his minimum wage, cut his OSHA, his Medicaid, and give his boss another tax cut

YouTube is for zoomers

I'm afraid that if I get promoted I will have to actually work and not browse internet 5 hours a day

>financial services
>claims to be "white"
Everyone knows.

I got a degree in computer science and I am having a really hard time finding a job.

If you're in finance, no matter your ethnicity, you are a Jew

Stop crying, manbaby. I like what I do, but I actually chose a career, got a degree, and don't have to take entry level data shoveling jobs.

"Hell on earth" - maybe if you're an uneducated incel with no social skills, imagination, and the attention span of an ADHD gnat.

You'll never know what it's like to have an admin take your phone calls, while you relax with a free cappuchino and shitpost on /tv. Or an office. Or a reserved parking spot. Or perks like 401k matching, decent healthcare, and paid vacations. Or working with people who like you.

Yeah, real hell on earth here. I might ramble down the hall later to flirt with that cute new admin.

You stay miserable shitposting from your basement Fortress Of Suckitude.

I had one but got laid off for literally no reason. They even admitted it was just because they wanted to downsize, but then hired a bunch of chinks right after. This industry is trash and the wages are flattening fast, get out while you can.

Congrats, you fell for the comp sci meme to keep wages low! so did i

They've been doing away with barriers in the more up-to-date companies. Now everything's open air, which apparently gives employees more stress as they're open to being spied on by everyone.

>he marries into the family and inherits the business

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I don't know about him but I mostly file things, send emails, draft documents based on said emails etc

Minimum wage, medicaid and OSHA should ironically be abolished.
Come at me bootlicking statist.
I bet you support central banks.

Tfw global mobility tax monkey
Tfw only work like 1/4 of year because after deadlines there's nothing to do but prepare for the next and pay assessments from the last

I work in an office with a bunch of middle aged French women as coworkers

pros

>actual workload is two-three hours day of menial work, send emails or do random tasks
>I sit with my back to the wall, can have everything on my screen without people snooping
>money is good

Cons

>Fucking middle aged French women, drama everyday
>fucking office politics
>seeing the same spastics everyday
>no stimulation whatsoever

Eh, I'm applying for jobs. Still in offices. I want to be a compliance cuck.

>working in 2019
lmao, let the robots handle it you plebs. Go make money by making some shitty meme compilations.

unironically*
fucked that up

Do you smell their chairs when they walk away from their desks?

>tranny shut-ins think everyone who works blue collar jobs is a trump supporting american
The worker's revolution won't happen until you freaks are in a mass grave. Larping bourgeois scum.

No, they come stand next to me and I can always smell their various smells. Mostly vanilla. I can also meet their eyes as they come out of women's toilet, which is situated right in front of my eyes.

eh

I do smell the heavy perfume of the middle aged french guy to my right tho. All day, erry day.

how will there be a workers' revolution once automation and AI have taken all the jobs?
communism is obsolete

>mfw work part time in a major department store
>Buy up all the dirt cheap accessories and branded clothing on reduction or that have been written off and sell them online for 5, 10, 15x the price.

I scooped up 11 Star wars mugs, reduced to 1 pound and resold them for a 32 pound profit. Easy money.

Sounds like comfy kino, wish I could have that life.

>he says this as he posts some instagram whore
you’re part of the problem, NPC

The people who actually still have jobs, and have to work to support the elites and the NEETs, are going to kill both the capitalists and the leeches. Can't wait, NEETs are fucking subhuman.

>all the shit talking, backstabbing, politics

this happens in every job

>there will be a communist revolution
no there wont

>open office
>one of the retards starts eating
>he eats like a pig, with open mouth and you can hear it across the room
>roastie sitting across me sneezing all the time
>one of the roasties turns on the radio which plays the same 3 shitty annoying songs in a loop over and over and over again
>window is closed while sun is shining right at my back heating me up
>urge to kill rising
>snarky cunts in the open office constantly talking retarded shit and you have to listen to all their conversations
>the computer you use is outdated and the programs are slooooooow
>every click = wait 10 seconds
>chair is not comfortable and ass is sweating because sun shines right at you
>still tired from not enough sleep and your eyes are drying up, your vision getting blurry
>open up window
>5 seconds later some roastie closes it again because it is too cold despite being 30 degrees outside and 40 inside
>desk is too small for all the papershit
>one roastie brings her loud autistic kid to work that yells at the top of his lungs and runs around the desk
>look at clock
>still 7 hours left and its monday

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Why are they all french?

why didn’t Peter just kill himself? that’s what I’m going to do if I can’t find a tolerable job soon

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it's tuesday

>mfw once worked in a court and got delegated to sort out shirt in archive for entire week
>mfw it was in the middle of the summer and it was comfy 15C in the archive
>done the job in 2 days and then just shitposted for the rest of the week

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>tfw i fell for the industrial construction meme

job fucking sucks. everything around you is cold hard metal, someone is always loudly banging on it within 10 feet of you. anywhere from 12 to 14 hours a day, 6 to 7 days a week.

physics undergrad + experimental research
engineering 1 year graduate program (masters or certificate)
begin applying for positions in your first semester of graduate school. they will be looking for you

You have no right to complain about muh office job or muh warehouse job if you are reflexively opposed to communism.

There's literally an alternative right there in front of your fucking nose and you pussies just rehearse the brainwashing lines you were taught by your schoolteachers.
>muh starvation
>muh secret police & conflation of communism + authoritarianism
>muh venezuela (not a communist country btw)

If you think America is so great, then why not try and create a free society where workers aren't treated like slaves? Oh you're too scared and you think your red scare education was in the right? Then shut up and keep hammering away at that keyboard, you fucking monkey.

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>mfw started working IT tech support
>my life is basically The IT Crowd
>it's actually p sweet
>literally tell people to turn it off then on again
>pretend to know what we're doing
>just lie around doing fuck all most of the time

youre an idiot. everyone complaining about working a shit job in this thread are the pathetic losers that the system requires to work those jobs. if they were smarter and more motivated and able to work in actually cool jobs they wouldnt be in this thread complaining

Wouldn't be that surprising since Democrats are intent on bringing in waves of illegals to devalue his work.

Oooh, 32 pounds, your children will live the easy life off that wealth!

I make more than that in an hour.

That's not really how it works my man, it's about half luck and half skill. You can be a goddamned genius but if you're consistently in the wrong place at the wrong time you'll never get anywhere.

as someone that just spent almost a year out of college in neetdom applying for hundreds of jobs and getting around 4 interviews, and as someone who then got 3 interviews in one week and got a job offer today at arguably the top engineering firm in the world, I know that's how it works. Being smart doesnt mean shit, but putting yourself in those positions is what it's all about. Luck accounts for very little if you are actively trying to throw yourself into the position that luck might one time in 100 put you in. I know this because I got the interviews and jobs after taking steps to be more attractive to employers and by going out and contacting the employers first. And badgering them

based off this short interaction he's probably much more likeable than you though.

>he thinks America is a meritocracy

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Reply to this post ONLY if you work as a based Engineer

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>Luck accounts for very little
Survivorship bias, I have a 3.88 GPA and despite getting a few jobs, was always unlucky to have the companies close or my entire division get cut. Luck plays a gigantic part in success, telling yourself otherwise is just rationalization to make the world appear more fair when it's not. Success is only proportional to effort up to a certain point, beyond that there's no sense putting more in.

I literally did not say this. I only said that nobody complaining about working a shit job in this thread are the type of people that would make it to a good position in a capitalistic society. I DIDN'T say that everyone that works a bad job is there because they don't have the ability to perform a better job.

Does software engineer count?
>go to uni to study something that is fun as fuck
>instantly get a comfy job out of uni doing something I'd do as a hobby otherwise

reminder that the grandfather of modern economics expected us to have a 15hr work week by now, but we don’t because we have to make our ruling class billionaires richer and ought to be complacent little wagies :^)

strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/

I guess he's in France.

we get access to guns but we try not to do PvE because then mods lay down the banhammer and admins try to add a bunch of new rules to the server

Life is not fair, that doesn't automatically mean luck accounts for a gigantic part of success. Luck accounts for making someone mega-successful, like a bill gates or jeff bezos, or famous actors. Gigantic moguls that were in the right place at the right time with their product to define the market. The fact that you only cite your fucking GPA and think that means dick, and then say you were "unlucky" that your divisions and companies closed. Do you know what you should have done? Have foresight in your career to account for a potential layoff. Be hired at a company with a long history to a program that you know isn't going anywhere. If you can't get that job initially, use your experience at your current job to get interviews that those companies while you still work for the first company. Put yourself in the best position possible. And yes, it's sometimes luck if the dumbass HR person doesn't cut your resume so that the manager can see it. But that doesn't give you an excuse to stop inputting effort and cry about it. I know the system is bullshit and nepotistic, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be the failure that feels that shit

>NEET confirmed.

Post a meme when you're done taking the garbage out for mommy.

Congratulations on not reading a single thing I said, or at least not comprehending it. All those people you just referred to? They'll openly admit that they got lucky. Sure, they put in the work, but they also got lucky and that's why they're mega-rich instead of just underappreciated geniuses.
>getting salty about my GPA, saying I should have basically pulled out a tarot deck to see the future
Fuck off nigger, grow a fucking brain. You're acting like I've said I'm a NEET and working is pointless. Maybe if you give that good old reading comprehension a try you'll realize why you look totally retarded to everyone reading this conversation.

youre literally a retard, calling me a retard for not reading what you wrote when in the first fucking line I said those people were lucky. Good job genius. I had a 3.7 gpa, I'm not salty about your GPA, but if you weren't such a fool you would know that the difference between a 3.0 and a 4.0 GPA to a company is zero if you have exactly what they're looking for in demonstrated experience and skill that others don't have. I know you're not a neet, but you're still a pathetic faggot who doesn't take responsibility for his own unhappiness. Just shut the fuck up.

We don't see enough of red pepe. We need more of him

not really you like the idea of owning a farm but the actual work will literally kill you

Yep, I'm safe since I'm using incognito mode.

Why is this guy always sweaty and red?

he's a frog

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Even boomers forgot about that. Anyways, 2008 taught many that you can get away with cucking entire nations for marginal profits so I don't expect us to reverse course until it's simply too late.

"Luck" is for the lazy and weak minded.

It's like when incels and betas sperg "He's so lucky to have a girlfriend!".

Luck has nothing to do with it. If you think it does, you lose before you even try.

"Luck" is superstition.

How do they smell after coming out of the restroom? Do you smell their ass musk?

32 pound from one set of items. Made 580 pound last month on top of my usual wage simply from reselling.

And I don't have kids. Or debt. And 9k saved away for a trip somewhere soon. I'm doing alright compared to most 25 year olds.

Luck plays a huge part in success. The only reason why successful people don't want to admit that is their ego. Yeah it is true that you can yourself in the best positions to be successful but that never guarantees success.

You know what is really lucky? Not being hit by a car. No matter how well prepared you are to be successful at life it can end due to someone else's fault.

I got into online affiliate marketing within the past year and have been making an extra couple hundred a month without much effort. The only reason why I got into that was because I was chatting in a certain discord at the right time. If I had logged on an hour later I would had never even knew it existed.

Alright anons, how the fuq do i get lucky then. Im sick and tired of being a retarded poorfag

Back to discord tranny
I dislike my Office Monkey Job mainly because my colleagues are overachieving and i feel inaedequate, why do i have to work with Future
CEO and feel like a doofus,instead of the
normal workerbee, i learn alot tho.

>/tv
reddit

Acquire skills and then start networking. The more you put yourself out there the better chance of you being at the right place at the right time.

Luck plays a part of success, but not every success, and the percent contribution of "luck" wildly varies from success to success. Not getting hit by a car when there are just a bunch of everyday drivers on the road with you is not lucky. Not getting hit by a car that spun off the highway at you is extremely lucky. But both times you weren't hit by a car. Somewhere in the world, even during scenario 1 where you didn't see the drunk driver car spinning off the highway, that car did spin off the highway and hit someone. Are you "lucky" for not being that person? If you say yes, then you trivialize the word and value of "luck" and it becomes just an everyday phenomenon, becoming meaningless.

You got into online affiliate marketing because of "luck." Maybe someone that was really motivated looking for ways to make money on the side and found it all by himself just because he was doing research. You got lucky, that person just did the work

i'm literally looking up casino dealers in burgerland now .. apparently you're meant to tip every so often and tip $1 for every hand you win .. what retarded shit is this?

Ameribrapps insist you tip them for doing their jobs.
It's real spastic shit.

>not living somewhere with a normalfag tax

Excuse me but there's something terribly wrong with that image you posted.

I get paid the full working wage here.
I'd feel like a fucking leech asking for tips.Literal 'gib me dat.' culture.

The worker isn't the one paying the normalfag tax, user.

yeah, sounds comfy man

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ameriguns are actually huge faggots who will actually not shoot anyone as soon as the authority does anything to them
anything else that's not so new?

If you are walking down the street one day and you get hit by a car that is considered unlucky. If you take the opposite of that scenario then it would be lucky that you did not get hit by a car. It does not devalue the word. You are lucky to be alive, born in the time where we can have this conversation with who knows how long of a distance between us, living in places that are better off then most places in the world.

If you take the scenario again and instead of dying you live but you will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. If you have 2 people, Person A who is an average guy who works at an office, and Person B who is a college athlete that is on their way to make it as a professional. Person B's luck is worst than Person A's.

Because I work in Luxembourg and they import frontaliers en masse

Youre not very smart are you

I spit out my drink

Anybody works in hospital? How is kt there? I'm studying to be a doctor but sometimes i don't even know if i should bother.

My friend did this, his father in law only had daughters. Pretty based

I've watched a lot of Grey's anatomy and know that if I worked in a hospital I'd probably snap and go postal