>female comedian
>immediately resorts to jokes about MY VAGINA
Female comedian
John Ramirez
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Luke Ramirez
>boomer comedian
>immediately resorts to jokes about his wife
Asher Torres
Good evening, ladies and potential rapists! Thanks for coming out tonight. I know many of you risked your lives coming out tonight, when there are hundreds of deranged murderers roaming the streets. MOST OF YOU ARE WHITE THOUGH, SO THE COPS WON'T TARGET YOU! The cops are the murderers I mentioned by the way, if you didn't get it.
*audience applauds heartily, many start chanting "PIGS IN A BLANKET/ FRY'EM LIKE BACON"*
Sooo, I suck a lot of dicks. Like sucking dicks. I try to suck at least five different dicks every time I go out. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about, how hypergamy is normal and should be practiced by all women?
*females in the audience start cheering and whooping*
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. So anyway, I noticed something. I don't suck a lot of white dicks. And I said to myself "Why don't I suck any white dicks?" And I think I've figured out why.
THE MAGNIFYING GLASS IS IN THE WAY!
*thunderous applause and roaring laughter erupt from the audience*
So, I love mixed race children.
*pauses to allow the audience to clap and cheer for mixed race children*
But you know there's one thing about them I don't like.
*audience muffles shocked gasps, instinctively readying themselve to riot against bigotry*
THAT THEY'RE PARTIALLY WHITE!
*a collective sigh of relief escape the audience, who nod in agreement about disdain at the existence of white genes*
So I was having sex with ten black guys on a boat the other day...
*audiences whoops their approval, several women shout "YOU GO GIRL!"*
And our boat pulls alongside a tuna barge. And one guy says "Man, I finna hope that muhfuggen boat finna leave, it STANK!"
And I said...
"THAT AIN'T THE BOAT, THAT'S MY VAGINA!"
*audience achieves euphoria laughing at this uproarious kneeslapper, camera focuses in on a woman who proudly proclaims "My vagina stinks too!"*
Leo Ross
Aiden Russell
>so i was at home i cancelled this guy that was totally into me because i was a mess that day
>i didnt shower that day
>audience wwooooo hahahahah
>i was drinking WiNe and was drunk on wine
>hahahahahhahaa
>my vagina smelled bad
>WOOOO YEAAAAHHH HAHAHAH
>and then a guy showed up and i fucked him
>audience explodes in orgasmic laughter
Ryder Brown
I honestly can't think of a single female comedian that I find funny. I just don't think women are funny.
Carter Cruz
Yeah come to think of it you've just made me realize we do live in an era where women unironically complain about guys telling them they love them with no or less make-up because it's an uncalled comment on their body.
And here I've just told myself that, come to think of it, we say this because we mean well most of the time, it's basically a way of saying "I actually love you just the way you are", but in this day and age we've learned it's actually oppressive and sexist.
These jokes remind us that women indeed do not need to be on their A game to score.
Ah damn.
James Anderson
What a dumb stupid fucking Pepe design
Holy moly
Zachary Hill
would unironically lick all over
Luke Flores
vomit
Connor James
Not gonna lie I'd watch this
Isaac Rivera
This is amazing.
Someone needs to do this for real.
Jaxon Wright
simply kino
Matthew Nelson
Parker Powell
What a dumb stupid fucking Pepe design
Holy moly
Brayden Evans
honka honka
Jayden Nelson
I still don't get the meaning of this pepe
Brandon Ward
Name one Tina fey vaginas joke
John Baker
Name one Tina fey joke
Mason Murphy
now this is kino
Chase Turner
It's apu, lurkmoar
Ethan White
Tina is a souless horrible cynical liberal leftist cunt. I lost all respect for her when right after 9-11 she was on there with rudy all like full of love, then a few months later made a few horrible vile cynical remarks about him (I'm aware there are writers). But fuck that 4-eyed snot nosed little know-itall fuck whore New York limousine liberal cunt.
Zachary James
This entire thing sounds like a Louis CK standup.
Levi Lewis
tina fey is supposed to be funny?
Thomas Mitchell
Lincoln Gomez
squished head looking ass
Dominic Cooper
>"Man, I finna hope that muhfuggen boat finna leave, it STANK!"
Xavier Fisher
Christian Thomas
>I was SO WASTED LMAO
Evan Sanchez
>no segment whining about incels
close to being kino but not accurate enough
Jacob Parker
This pepe edit is almost as dumb as that forced tuxedo one. Creativity on this site is dead
Carson Johnson
Include me in the screencap
Robert Ortiz
This is something Sam Hyde would do, he can get away with it.
Jason Martinez
Fucking kek
Sebastian Roberts
>always ask for examples of genuinely funny female comedians
>the replies never deliver
I don't think they exist. Women just don't understand comedy as a man does. Listening to or watching female comics just makes me feel tired, ill, frustrated, and a weird sense of impending dread.
Everybody is laughing except me. I thought it would change if I tried going in person but it only got worse.
Parker Williams
GOOD PEPE
RETARDED ASS PEPE
Oliver Thompson
Arthur was right about women
Carson Kelly
for once, actually wouldn't
Daniel Bennett
based
David Bell
Anna Russell, but you gotta understand the inside jokes about opera to really get the full effect
youtube.com
Hunter Edwards
pepe finna be slaw
Ian Collins
IDK how it was possible but i have some newfound respect for the dad's google history chick and her perfect legs
Angel Nguyen
Hello resetera.
Parker Hall
>watching this yesterday
>Ray Romano entering to the second club
>Woman is doing the last part of her gig
>It goes like "Stop talking about Tea. I want to sit on your face. Tea Time is over".
yikes, If recall it was a black woman but I don't remember her name now
Juan Anderson
I actually don't get that pepe, is it clown world reference?
Easton Walker
good post, but y no greentext?
Jacob Reed
if you dont get it now you never will
Chase Roberts
Too real.
Mason James
Andrew Kelly
>jokes
Sebastian Rivera
I had the gun to my head watching this garbage
Aiden Murphy
>tfw too ugly to make vagina jokes and have no jokes left
Juan Wilson
vagina jokes are problematic because not all women have vaginas
Robert Kelly
It is the result of several generations of memetic evolution
Jace Thompson
N
Colton Garcia
bro I'm eating come on
Dominic Bell
I
Jacob Lewis
Cooper Edwards
Did he die
Gabriel Lee
So I was having a kid the other day. Slid right out, no trouble, handed it off to the doctor. He does his little spank routine, writes a couple things down, hands me the kid, and says "Here's your son, ma'am." And I look at the guy like... *makes exaggerated confused face*
*audience starts cracking up at the sight of funny faces*
And I say "My SON? Uhhhh, what makes you think this is my son? This is clearly my daughter."
*audience braces themselves for the coming hilarity*
So the doctor goes "Well ma'am, as you can clearly see this infant has a penis." And I'm like... *disgusted face*
*audience booes the bigot doctor, forgetting for a moment that this is part of a joke*
I know, I know, that's what I thought. So when I was done shaking, I collected myself and I said "Oh, I can TOOOTALLY see how that would cause some confusion. " So then I grabbed the scissors they use to cut the umbilical and I snipped my daughter's dick right off and I said "DOES THAT CLEAR THAT UP FOR YA, 'DOCTOR?'"
*the thunder of applause reaches deafening heights as the crowd celebrates the epic destruction of the evil doctor*
Needless to say the hospital agreed to cover the funeral costs once they heard what Dr. Mengele said.
*the joyous fugue becomes even louder as justice is served and bigotry defeated*
Gavin Wilson
that nose you just know
Jeremiah Sullivan
Roseanne Barr
Carson Myers
LITTLE
Dylan Bell
I almost exclusively fap to homemade mature and bbw porn, and yet this disgusts me.
Ethan Jones
Samuel Adams
holy shit BASED Anna Russell poster
Kevin Davis
Would (not)
Brody Morales
Cause he's from Reddit
Michael Ortiz
Austin Walker
>but rabbi...
>i AM larry david
Jonathan Richardson
me lying down at the back