Luke, did I ever tell you about Galactic Basic? Galactic Basic, also known as Basic, or galactic standard...

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Galactic Basic? Galactic Basic, also known as Basic, or galactic standard, was the name of the most prevalent language in the galaxy. It was spoken by species including—but not limited to—the humans and the Pantorans, but not by the Ewoks and the Talz. The Gungans of Naboo spoke a heavily accented dialect of Basic, with many differences in grammar and vocabulary.
>Most stormtroopers, the elite soldiers of the Galactic Empire, could only speak and understand Basic, despite the commonness of other languages such as Huttese. With vocal cords that were quite different from those of many other species, Wookiees and Ithorians were entirely unable to speak Basic, though they could learn to understand it. Ithorians used translators to simulate speaking Basic. Tasu Leech, leader of the Kanjiklub, would never desire to speak Basic, which he dismissed as a "soft language for soft people."
>Basic can be written in several forms, including Aurebesh, High Galactic, and Outer Rim Basic. It was a good language.

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you posted in the bane wars?

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>writing in anything hut High Galactic

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>I know the ancient Jedi scrolls aren't exactly exciting reads Luke, but you know what is? The Turner Diaries. Before I read that book, I thought that upjumped apes like Master Windu could be considered equal to people. How foolish I was, Luke. Regardless, he harnessed the negroid's penchant for violence well. Why, he almost fried the face off of the man who currently rules the universe. And he was a good pet.

Good thread

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Galactic Basic, is in fact, Force/Basic, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Force plus Basic. Galactic Basic is not an operating language unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Force system made useful by the Force cores, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full Galaxy as defined by the emperor .

Many force users run a modified version of the Force every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Force which is widely used today is often called "lucas", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Force system, developed by the Jedi.

There really is a Galactic Basic, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Lucas is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating galaxy, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete galaxy. Galactic Basic is normally used in combination with the Force system: the whole system is basically Force with Basic added, or Force-Basics. All the so-called "lucas" distributions are really distributions of Force-Basics.

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Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

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Wookieepedia makes me want to kill myself. So much autistic effort, just to catalog all the nonsense tenuously and tangentially connected with a 40+ year old extruded entertainment product franchise.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about breasts? Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism.

Someone redpill me on Luuke

he's a whining little shit and a sisterfucker

>Mace Window
pottery

Luuuke > Luuke

Have sex

>tfw not even autists expend a second to do something like this with the sequels

He loves milk

You're the bigger tard for replying.

But what were his tax policies?

10/10

Where does this meme come from again?

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Obviously. But what started it? I think it was a Harry Potter thing with Dumbledore?

People complaining about the ridiculous star wars cannon that is never even seen or mentioned in the OC trilogy. Obi Wan talkes about the clone wars but never of any of the other more detailed and/or war fetched stuff