webm thread
Webm thread
We don't deserve Crank. We are not worthy.
holy shit did this actually happen?
Every day for 6 years
Dont remember Josh being in this.
wtf shit actress, could you possibly die in least realistic way?
only in the camps not inspected by the red cross
wat
That's actually pretty funny
Schindlers list was one of the first movies that got getting shot in the head to look realistic.
is the source of this clip gross?
cause she's actually real cute
it's kerri sable
i know who she is but is the video gross
Depends on what you consider gross. Some people find drinking multiple guys jizz that you just squirted out of your asshole fun.
oh ok not gross
It's cute and crazy
This is crankmerica
Chev' got you slippin' on WHA
i belief you
but the way she bounces looks fake as fuck (even though it would happen in real life)
jesus christ have some fucking standards
Why are white people such niggers?
There are white niggers
Actual niggers on the other hand... Well theyre niggers by default
>I am a psychopath and here is the photographic proof to be used in a court of law
White niggers are worse. Niggers are like animals - they can't help themselves. If you act like a nigger as a white you should be burned alive.
>when they put the bucket over her head
>in least realistic way?
She did, this movie is about the holocaust.
>Look Dad, Jamal is taking me to this club and that is final! I don't have any room for a someone so racist in my life!
nah it's a movie
I've seen the full video, the bicyclist was instigating the driver.
Is this what white girls do nowadays?
Absolute kino
it's like that webm where lions are trying to take down an elephant at night
the fucking bucket lmao
Aw yeah, she's loving it. My girlfriend cries everytime we have sex, so I know all about pleasing a lady!
White women's reaction to getting anything other than the BBC
>Try this delicious double caramel macchiato my dear, it pairs most excellently with cannoli.
This reminds me of the bullying I went through.
:3
Who the fuck you think you are?
i guess there is a god after all
lol is that the guy who murdered his wife and 2 daughters ?
The Architect contemplates his daring new design...
>A countdown for my 600 Lb life
Brilliant.
I'm you, but better
>putting a bullet in a QT like that
what a fucking waste
I find that hard to believe
>Shooter doesn't actually load a bullet into the chamber, just runs his hand over the barrel
>Shoots her through the side of the head, bullet comes straight out the middle of the forehead
actually every 30 seconds, and then it took 30 seconds to completely vaporize the body, leaving no trace, using lost post-space-age cremation techniques
i don't understand
i heard this joke in the vicar of dibley
yep
source?
orphan
She looks good laying on her back doesn't she ?
Choosing shitty waifus doesn't make you any better
Even better in a crematorium incinerator.
Based Jill
What episode of Max Hardcore is this ?
>MJ impersonator doesn't even stop dancing
What a professional. He's going places.
>all 6 million were burned
many were in mass graves retard
she cute
That was a brutal headshot. Not very realistic though
it's like the newbie zone on launch week of an MMO
Holy shit, I was just about to comment something exactly like this. Have Yea Forums and /pol/ memes really fucked us up that much?
Unironically wouldn't have made any less sense than what happened
I like the one where the nigger picks up the girl and swings her around before dry humping her. Post that one
Gal a cute, I would if I wasn't gay
sure, but not even a fraction of 6 million. Also funny how 9/10 of the mass graves pictures of the holocaust are actually from holodomor orchestrated by (jewish) Bolsheviks
you think she's cute because your gay
No, I think she's cute because she's cute you retard
The Invisible Man isn't a member of the Justice League or a even a superhero.
>that smugness
literally /our/ guy
I dont get it
God I wish that was me...
newfag
wtf is wrong with lesbians
>Landed on his neck
He dead?
her facial expression is caused by pain... meaning that you're saying she wouldnt even feel black penises
That's not smugness. That's justified self-confidence.
she looks really cute in that one reaction image that's also in the webm but the video isn't that great.
A more insane version of heterosexual women (if that's somehow even possible).
After dealing with cyclists in California this makes me smile.
Who the fuck watches other people watch things?
Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys. Cut. let's do another take guys.
I'm you, but even better
Glad you got that off your chest. Ready to explain yet?
Very nice
i don't carry spoons with me
>fetus commercial
>followed by skull in oil
Go ahead and tell me there isn't a God
Everything about her is so damn sexy. Sienna was definitely the best part of the movie. It makes me even more mad they ruined her, thanks to that cunt Alice
The niggers who did this to that poor guy deserve to be beaten until they're gargling blood and teeth. That guy literally did nothing to them and was injured pretty badly
cocainum
Yikes. Must not be that important then. Thanks.
>Lands on neck
>Oh shit lets pick him up and move him!
Idiots.
Play this in the background while watching the webm
youtube.com
Mfw hog the middle of the lane so this can't happen unless you go into oncoming traffic
you just did fag
I WANT A REDHEAD GF NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and these mass graves were found by?
M O G G E D
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and then a black guy walks in
this is a blue board user
Looks likes somewhere in Asia. If so people suddenly dying violently in public is common and they knew the guy was dead.
source?
Why does it matter? You could call them fkg rednecks too, niggers are niggers irregardless of color you retard
based
cyclists are fucking faggots
>cuts right before showing the guy's face
>that naruto run
Can't remember, jewish propaganda though
That's sometimes what happens. The bullet ricochets around and just comes out where ever.
Homos have no authority on female beauty, faggot
So that justifies attempted murder?
Oops, meant it for that gay ass, not you
bless you user, autism still exists on Yea Forums
I'd argue that fags have more authority on the matter, since they aren't preoccupied with the same base desire to plonk their sausage into their hoo-ha and squirt it full of goo. They have nothing but an aesthetic perspective on the matter, so therefore it is more useful.
>that hug
Did they?
The video is the best part 2bh
Yeah. Who cares about the guy anyway?
Indeed. Not for nothing most designers of women's fashion are gay men.
that was truely magnificent
There is an Invisible Woman comic hero but then the joke wouldn't be funny because it's a woman getting raped. It's a funny punchline because it's a man getting raped.
might try that. Never really enjoyed kissing until a girl gave me a surprise tongue succ and I popped a boner in one millisecond.
I remember when I used to pop huge boners for 10+ minutes just from holding hands with a girl
is this ssupposed to be anal or rape or both?
based thor
I know that porn. It was really hot (since Keri Sable, despite being plastic, is really hot) until that end scene you described with the cum. Yuck.
I'm sure they do this on purpose. To popularize scat fetish.
those were the times.
yeah I was fine while we were french kissing, but when she started sucking my tongue it blew my mind. I thought it was stupid when I saw it in porn but it was really fucking hot.
She's fast!!
context? its stupid and she doesnt look good
She looks exactly like if she was laying on her stomach.
Careful user, it's a slippery slope. First you're doing that then before you know it she's pegging your raw asshole
Waitaminit... is this Resident Evil?
duh
fucking kek
lol. I can never get over that guy to the right in the back who's turned away just not giving a fuck
How is she plastic?
>I'm sure they do this on purpose. To popularize scat fetish.
uwot?
whats this from?
Fun scene.
who for the love of god WHO
Wow, that's actually a really funny scene. Is Crank worth watching, I thought it was just another shitty action movie.
>did they
Yes, Gal plowed his boypussy with a strap-on
it is shitty, but very much worth watching
That's middle guys reflection retard
That's a mirror dipshit
get got
This is some real gay shit.
3 never
Isn't that pretty much what really happened and why the girls said multiple times after the film came out they will never work again for that director/won't even talk to him?
guy in the red shirt is based
gorgeous. pregnant women drive me nuts
I´d written of TWD before that moment.
Negan deserves his own show.
someone post the sneed version
I, too, remember when i was thirteen years old.
y-yeah, thirteen years old haha
Why WHY are chinks like these? Jesus Christ. Nowhere else in the world are people like this.
It's commonly written as a meme, but they genuinely don't value human life.
Only the queen Chink is fertile, these worker chinks are sterile so it isn't a big deal if they die
BRAAAAAAAAA
Does the bee hive get upset every time a drone dies?
The 80s were a strange time.
China have only just signed a good Samaritan law in 2017, before that nobody would want to risk being sued or made liable for costs for helping somebody
ancient insectoid alien hive invaders who learned how to wear human skin to "blend in". They clamp the skin hole on the back of the head, that's why their face and eyes are stretched.
that is such a horrible body double
At the beginning of the video, why is the girl in the background dragging her mother(?) back from helping. Also, all seem to be very reluctant to help.
Read the fucking thread, dummy: Asians are soulless insects.
>trying to watch show
>girlfriend and rest of your faggot friends cause a scene
en.wikipedia.org
I think it's a consequence of shit like this.
what baffles me more is shit how the driver clearly sees someone in front of them and just casually drives over
There are so many vids of chink drivers hesitating before hitting someone then just slowly driving over them
MILKERS
>not having Good Samaritan laws well into the 21st century unlike every civilized country in the world
>actually pass Good Samaritan law
>still new videos uploaded almost daily of Chink worker ants walking pass fellow drones as they die agonizing deaths
>being surprised that Asians really are terrible drivers
we know, ken
jesus, i forgot that Osmosis Jones got so dark
china has reached a higher state of consciousness than us
it's why they will be your sons overlord
>no evidence
>ruled in favor of plaintiff because no one would help someone unless they were guilty of committing the act in the first place
empirically subhuman insect people.
China has good samaritan laws only since 2017. It's similar to false rape or harassment accusation here in the US, where businesses stop hiring women and men refusing private meetings with women because of the risk. Many Chinese got fucked by injury scammers and corrupt judges.
>no one would in good conscience help someone unless they felt guilty
because if you help someone that was hit by an accident, YOU are responsible for them/their bills/medical costs. So they probably do feel bad but would rather not get involved because they can't afford it
what he needed is some strange pussy
youtube.com
you do realize this was written and directed by a man?
Uh, ok?
two minutes of a muted dialogue scene from a mediocre movie, great post user
forgot how great this movie was
>they probably do feel bad but would rather not get involved because they can't afford it
you have it backwards you fucking retard. the norm is to NOT CARE about people being harmed or victimized, ergo it is assumed a feeling of personal responsibility - guilt - has to be what motivates them to help
Where is this and how do I bet money on it
what the fuck is happening here
what the fuck?
Lads I fucking love lesbians
Flash impregnated Wonder Woman
It is extreme cheese. If you liked that scene, you'll like the movie(s).
He probably fucked her and came three times while she was laying there for a second.
cuck
fag
what is happening in this webm
mid-late era walking dead is the shittiest normie show you can imagine.
Whatever, the reality is i don't really give a shit. Fuck the chinese for all i care
The guy on the ground really likes raspberry jam
You'd value life less too if you had to constantly live in close proximity to a billion poor people
based
God what I would give to be that treadmill
chinks have a long history of not giving a shit about human life. add all the crap they went through during the 21st century to that and then top that off with a good dose of communism and this is what you get
that video is like from 1998
So what do they nowadays?
>9
underated
Theyre nihilists
>worker chinks are sterile so it isn't a big deal if they die
I need help. I'm choking. I went to take my pill and it got stuck in my throat!!!
(Coughs)
Man. Close call. Fack I had a viagra stuck in my throat.
Fackin stiff neck for hours
Imagine being a gay pedophile in hollywood back then
huh, the one in the red is clearly acting like a man would in that situation, maybe dikes aren't so different from us.
he saves her from something, pushes her out of the way or whatever, and is still shit at using his powers so it ends with him falling on her like that
wish i was
SACE
>this entire fucking thread
Underrated
Of course it happened you anti-semite!
>Hair used to cover up the coin and make-up on her forehead
based and Savinipilled
Isn't this the movie where twitter warriors lost their mind that a black man and white man were portrayed as friendly with each other in Current Year cinema?
who gives a shit, it's kino
Me on the right
newf@gs
in that blink of an eye the Flash turned WW over and made love to her asshole before turning her back over and pretending like nothing happened, like he does to most of the women he encounters. But then he remembered she had super powers, so he's trying to figure out based on what he knows about her powers whether or not she'd be able to tell it was him. She did know, fortunately she fucking loved it the dirty whore so it doesn't matter.
#metoo
I think it's from a french film called a very long engagement
thank god you have arrived!
Windex.
How can one man be so based?
Mexican Trevor Moore in the middle
I think it was because the white guy was infinitely more likeable than the black guy. also, it kind of showed that most whites weren't evil, but were simply carrying on the tradition of segregation they were pretty much portrayed as apathetic towards it all. And some genuinely didn't seem to know that blacks didn't want segregation.
what the fuck happened to this show
Why do people hate the eyes? They look fine to me in this clip.
brehs
wouldnt the lightsaber dig into the ground
Cortosis flooring.
this is good art!
wtf how did you get this video of me?
Nice oversell, shawn
Logic and continuity are fascist
Uhm sweetie the EU is non-canon now
Is this show any good?
Based nazis, liberty roastie BTFO
oh yeah, youd think a show about resistance vs nazis & japs would be sjwified to shit but that isnt the case and the show is high quality, the best part about it are the characters like the man on the left in the webm
meant for
Will give it a watch, thanks for the rec.
Very stupid scene. That nazis would have loved a statue like that. They would have gotten rid of the gay poem though.
what is this film
the reasons for its destruction are explained in the show, also himmler is the fuhrer at this point, not hitler
what show?
Cast him
Why would someone do this to themselves? Why do retards have enough money to do this to themselves?
the man in the high castle
why indeed
thanks
Wade what the fuck... GET BACK IN FORMATION.
Actually really well acted
It probably started happening a lot when the camps started losing supply lines and Germans could tell they were going to lose the war. I personally think they were initially meant to be internment camps to prepare for mass deportations into the Middle East until they realized at a certain point it was no longer a realistic option.
why are holocaust deniers so dumb to think that anyone claims that the 6 million deaths were all killed in gas chambers? literally nobody has ever said that.
It does take place in the 1950's so maybe a new batch of nazi leaders decided it had to be replaced.
What movie?
It's just retarded non-whites pretending to be white who constantly strawman everyone
it is unironically when of the best action movies ever.
fargo tv show. season 2. worth watching along with season 1.
thanks user
The movie? Yeah.
lol I never noticed that before
nah he's gay and she's not hot either
nudes when
why the fuck is Ezra dressed like Edward.
fucking smarks
>the hot lesbian got taken away at the end
goddamn it why
what movie is this?
He was cosplaying for Comic Con which is where that .webm is during
the 6 million deaths were all killed in gas chambers
learn to lip read faggot
when this movie started I thought it was going to be about two guys in almost a single room like that shitty movie Air, boy was I wrong
Didn't include the cute laugh at the end
My dad was his lawyer in India. Some chewing tobacco company screwed him over and my dad helped him fight the case, he came to my house to thank my dad personally. He said this to my sis and I quote "You are much too skinny! You have such rich cuisine here, you need to eat more my dear!". I wish I was making this up
did he fuck her?
Unfortunately no
anybody know what this is
Pretty sure it's invisible man
hollow man - verhovens last chance at hollywood redemption after showgirls ... the man was simply too based for the system
>showgirls
>tfw bought the dvd just to fap to it
this took me back
damn that's one big nostalgia bomb.
I don't get it
Superman saw Wonder Woman but he fucked the Invisible Man by mistake?
sauce
I hate how they do this in films. Get shot with a pistol and immediately die within 1 second of being shot and almost no blood. Some people take whole kitchen knives to the through the head and survive. Some people take shotgun blasts to the face and survive and some people literally survive being shot in the brain with a pistol. If someone shot another person in the head they would probably be writhing on the floor delirious in their own blood and in a panic as it oozes out of their head and it would probably take at least a few seconds to die and probably few minutes, it could even take hours to die.
>some people
so it's possible for them to die instantly
plus she got shot in the head, that's instant death.
the fuck is this?
wasn't there a scene is superman 1978 where clark grabs lois pussy without her noticing?
hot
It looks like she's jerking off an unconscious Bond who then jolts awake when she makes him cum
hot.
Julie Ann Emery?
my penis shouldn't be hard but it do.
She was never on Criminal Minds
Antje Traue is best fucking waifu
I like the surprise ending
LEMME GIT DAT SAUCE FROM YA PLAYA
wtf
context?
Why are thots so dumb? Imagine getting cornered like that at a cliff with anyone at all. Hell, I would have pushed her myself. Seemed real fun. Sauce?
Also the actual black guy said it was dishonest, they fucking hated eachother, Tony just didn't want to lynch him anymore.
where are the six million then?
that's such a horrible green screen
anyone know where i can find a dowload or stream link ive checked all the usual sites of this movie Verdwijnen (Disappearance)
this is true
They do claim that it was 6 million in death camps, 1.1 million in auschwitz alone.
Why did he hire Tony if he was being a nazi to him? Makes no sense. Why not hire another negro driver
>tens of millions died in China, India, Russia,
>muh 6 meelion
I hate kikes. Acting like it's the only time people got mass murdered
>cutting out based Talos
Agree with you 100%, even if it did happen exactly as they say I don't know why I am supposed to care more about it that any of the other mass executions,genocides, wars that happened in the last 100 years.
They yap about it because it's the only reason Israel exists and the reason Jews can go unchecked, all they have to do is pull the genocide card.
lol i just noticed jesus in the top left
Yeah, and only other women and gay men care about their fashion. Straight men don't want to fuck a woman's sleeves.
If you go frame by frame the hole in her forehead appears before the muzzle flash. How far does a bullet travel before the muzzle flash is visible?
The invisible Man was fucking wonder woman and Superman fucked him by mistake.
It's a fucking advert you 10 IQ subhuman idiot
Hey.
I'm Barry Allen.
And I'm the fastest cummer alive.
When I was a cunny, I saw my mother raped by something impossible.
My father went to the gas chambers for her murder.
Then an rape made me the impossible.
To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, with the help of my friends at S.L.U.T. Labs, I fight cunts and find other meta-humans like me.
I raped the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new rapists.
And I am the only one fast enough to rape them.
I am... The Flash!
young nigga got paid to do this shit
HE GOT PAID TO TOUCH SOM TITTAY
GOTCH YOUR NOSE!!!
Crank is an incredible piece of action schlock kino that literally could not be made nowadays. The second one is pretty good too.
>posting the touched-up tv version
annalise basso
What I love about this is how contemptuous he seems after he executes her. Like killing her was some sort of chore that was beneath him. Like taking out the garbage or killing a vermin.
I feel like I've seen this but can't put a finger on it.
I thought they both were likable characters in the film.
so it's like wanted?
I really liked wanted
I remember this ad, does that make me a boomer?
>muzzle flash is ignited gas following a bullet out of the muzzle - this is the force that's driving the bullet
>speed of light is ~300,000,000 m/s
>speed of luger bullet is somewhere between 300-400 m/s
Realistically, the bullet hole would be appearing after you've already seen muzzle flash, I think. Then again, I'm no /k/ommando.
Yikes
But the Invisible Man can't move at the speed of light, if he was fucking her wouldn't she know?
That's an awfully long walkway.
NANI
sauce?
i used to work for kuka. they used to have a robot that hands out m&m's in the lobby