OMG CAPTAIN MARVEL WORST MARVEL MOVIE

>I kinda did honestly

All I remember is Hershlag accidentally goes into another dimension and finds an infinity stone and also Loki fakes his death at the end

>And how many Asgardians will die?
>AS MANY AS IT TAKES!

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Nothing happens in the second one.
And the villain was the definition of forgettable.

GOTG 2 is the worst one

you wish

>It's one of the best.
I know contrarianism is a way of life around here but fucking hell.

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imagine being this wrong

this board is so contrarian it honestly makes me sick, armond white would call you insufferable

>did we really forget this pile of shit?
I can barely remember anything that happens in it so I guess so

There are a lot of parallels we must consider. Does Sam Jackson and that Cat equal the heights of Loki's few appearances, or the funeral? Is the romantic bullshit between Thor and Jane as annoying as destroying space ships to "Just a Girl"?

>OMG LESBIAN WITH A BOX FOR A FACE!

its like this movie that no one wanted to make anymore was foretelling the coming of even more shit to come.

>dankworldwasridiculous.tiff

The Dark World was better than Ragnarok

Ragnarok was unwatchable. my whole family quit watching it, I was the last to quit it

That's pretty much any MCU movie tbqh

Thor 2 is directed by Alan Taylor.

Alan Taylor also directed the Game of Thrones episode "Beyond the Wall", which was arguably the worst episode in the history of the show.

In conclusion, Alan Taylor produces nothing but dogshit and he still makes more money than you ever will in your entire life.

And terminator genisys

I don't mind Captain Marvel as a concept or a movie, what I find bad about it is how hamfisted it feels into the universe with the Infinity War/Endgame tie-in and all the prequel bullshit, they should've just made it a regular origin movie set in 2020 after the Thanos incident not involved with the first batch of Avengers

>did we really forget this pile of shit?
No.

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sure senpai

Did you just put cap 2 in mid tier and ant man 2 as the same as cap 2 even though it is fucking shit?

I haven't seen Captain Marvel yet. But I see that Jude Law plays the villain. What is his motivation in the movie?

Ultron doesn't belong in shit tier. Ragnarok low tier the fu...?
>Thor top tier

Oh it's a troll chart

Agreed. I hope they take note and course correct, b ecause I don't think this will stand a second time for captain marvel, especially since they may not be a lead up to a big event movie next time
pls get TWS treatment

it can't be so bad: at least it has portman, and the other sexy whore. and the blond guy for the ladies

this is the only marvel movie i didnt watch until the end, but what i did, 20 minutes or so, has more heart than captain marvel.

the retcon that they did on that movie, brie larson pathetic acting and nick fury acting like a completly retard instead of a motherfucking war hero, was pathetic.

they couldnt even pull up some decent 90s nolstalgia or knew how and when to use a soundtrack.

'just a girl', from no doubt, felt like rubbing a dogs nose on a carpet full of his own piss, easly top 10 at the most obvious and dumb use of a song on a movie.

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It was. People hate it because it has comparably few quips, and that's what people want from their Marvel movies. It's also why they loved Ragnarok, which was almost nothing but.

Nah, It's still way more entertaining than Captain Marvel, Thor and Loki alone are better than anything in captain marvel

He's a white male so he must keep women down with his privilege

the thing is: even the most mediocre marvel movies - and there is a bunch of them - always was spot on at casting decent actors and actress.

and every marvel character had something to offer. ant man, dr. strange, thor, guardians of the galaxy, you can come up with some cool visual shit for their powers.

captain marvel just throw some lasers and them becomes superman without the charisma of an all american boy farm boy.

and at the top of all this you had this bitch that doesnt even try. the movie is so stupid that people talk about a fucking cat that doesnt do anyting interesting besides being there.

he is a cis white male.

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I struggle to understand why this is considered that bad. Is not GotG, but most marvel shit isn't.
What makes this that bad?

I actually enjoyed Ragnarok, at least most of it, but it's kind of a bizarre movie and I totally get why it turns some people off. Also it relies heavily on humor so if the humor isn't to your taste you won't enjoy it. Plus Tessa Thompson is annoying.

Are Thor, Thor Darkworld and Thor Ragnarok the same dude?

I feel like I want to believe you after reading that there is a montage in the movie of white men telling her she can't succeed and she should just give up.

there is literally no dramatic gravitas around her origin. no trauma, nothing. she listen a lot of dudes saying that she couldnt do stuff. thats it.

> ALL OF MEN. not even one nice guy, never.

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imagine being this reddit

mate... it doesn't turn people off
it's the highest grossing and best reviewed thor movie and a fan favourite of the MCU

Thor 2 didnt claim to be the Voice of a Generation, or insult people if they didnt like it.
Still boring, but not offensively so.

Anyone with a brain didn't like it or any capeshit for that matter.
You are everything that is wrong with the world.

why people still hire him

>iron man 1 and winter soldier below top tier.
shitty b8

Has Thor ever tied his hammer to someone then thrown it in the ocean?

Rate my mcu list boys:

>Captain America Winter Soilder
>Iron Man
>Avengers Infinity War
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Thor Ragnorak
>Captain America Civil War
>Avengers
>Spiderman Homecoming
>Guardians of the Galaxy v2
>Thor
>Black Panther
>Doctor Strange
>Antman
>Avengers Age of Ultron
>Captain America The First Avenger
>Iron Man 3
>The Incredible Hulk
>Captain Marvel
>Antman and the Wasp
>Iron Man 2
>Thor the Dark World

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>did we really forget this pile of shit?

Yes, actually. It was completely forgettable. The First Avenger sucked, but I at least remembered some of it. I can't remember anything from The Dark World outside of a Cap cameo and wacky portals.

>hershlag in one corner
>jew titty goddess in the other
kino film

Havent seen CM yet so I can't rate it but everythng else checks out. I'd probably swap Spider-Man Homecoming and Antman, but I really hated Homecoming. I also liked Ragnarok more than GotG.

He directed some Sopranos episodes, also tv directors know how to make a movie fast and for cheap

The Dark Elf spaceships were cool.

Nice try, it's still better than Captain Marvel.

Posts like these are just proof that is absolutely right, and the mcu ranking is absolute pleb filter

What ever happened to Thor's human GF?

I don't remember her in Thor 3 or Infinity War.

portman didn't want to play capeshit no more so her character dumped thor between age of ultron and ragnarok

The (((Asgardian))).
I don't even browse pol, but the theme is obiouvsly based on jews and it doesn't make sense in the Nordic context.

>ALL OF MEN. not even one nice guy, never.
>one good man
>ONLY ONE GOOD MAN??
>some good men
>FUCKING BETA ORBITERS LMAO
>pretending like moving the goalposts would not happen

top 5 is solid my man

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