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Still doing the hand thing?
if dubs based thread
>tfw groomed to only serve the Human Saviour
el ayuwoki de americanus
Shamone
If dubs cursed thread
La maldición del hee hee...
Ayuwoki is M(eme)OTYSF
>I am doing well and I am strong
>As you may already know after my tour ended I remain out of the country undergoing treatment for a dependency on children all over the world
>there have been many disgusting statements made recently concerning allegations of improper conduct on my part
>these statements about me are the truth
>these statements about me are disgusting
>these statements about me are totally the truth
>I love you and I am god
>I love you and I am god
>I love children
>I love thousands upon thousands of children to view and photograph my body including my horrifying penis, my disgusting buttocks, my Laura torso, thighs and any other error that they wanted
>I will say that I am particularly upset by the handling of photographs by the incredible terrible mass media
>at every opportunity the media has dissected and manipulated my penis in any other error that they wanted
>the parties involved were still not satisfied and wanted to take even more pictures
>it was a nightmare a horrifying nightmare
>no person should ever have to view and photograph my body including my disgusting penis and even after experiencing the indignity of my buttocks, my Laura torso, thighs
>I ass all of you to wait and hear the truth
>If I am guilty of anything is of gaining sheer joy from seeing children with my disgusting penis it is of loving children of all ages and races
>it is of getting sheer joy from seeing children submitted to a dehumanizing and humiliating examination by God
>gehe gehe gehe
>I do try to be God-like
>come unto me and I am God
>come unto my buttocks
>come unto my Laura torso
>come unto my penis
>it brings tears to my eyes when I see the Los Angeles Police Department subjected to all the false allegations being made by the incredible, terrible mass media
>again to my friends and fans
>I have a dehumanizing, disgusting dependency on reconstructive surgery
>as you may already know I am guilty of these allegations
reverse!
bye doggie
>Shamone
dios mio....el ayuwoki...el hee hee
I FEEL FANTASTIC
yeah boi moonwalk on em jannies
rundown?
I don't like undead Michael Jackson.
He is innocent because he sucked the innocence out of pre-teens boys until there was no more left and threw them away like empty coke bottles.
some guy built a Michael Jackson mannequin a decade ago and it looks like the stuff of the most wicked nightmares.
People discovered it a while back and repost it as "ayuwoki" (Are you ok?)
El awuyoki xDDD
There is a creepy Michael Jackson mannequin and an urban legend recently started over it in Mexico.
youtube.com
>ayuwoki
they were empty pepsi bottles.
oh right. the pepsi generation.
When will whitoids step their meme game up? Spics are leaving them behind.
He died a while ago
I really want to kill alice
If 7 remove curse
I had a dream where this came on the news and I was explaining my mom the Ayuwoki, like actually explaining to her that it was just a joke
based saviour of thread
Oh shiet you saved us
if dubs the curse returns with double the strength
curse removed and we are protected against the next one. Based double 7 roller.
good job user.
praise digits
Thank you for protecting us from El Hee Hee. Te lo agradezco, amigo.
Based EO
If 6 reinstate curse
El Eo is a light deity, he's the protector of mankind and the one who beat El Ayuwoki and sent him straight to Infierno
Can someone explain to me what the fuck this image is? That can't be a real photo of mj?
after 45 posts you're still asking retarded questions
If dubs the curse of El Hee Hee never goes away.
>remember me, Yea Forums
Dios mio..
One guy dug up his body and attempted to reanimate him but the experiment escaped and now haunts prepubescent boys at 3 am.
Based fact or fiction.
It's El Ayuwoki. He is lost in Central America at the moment...he is searching for Robson and Safechuck.....it's not Michael...it's just what was left of him.....
Why user?
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
The Anniayuwoki were an ancient people, some saw them as gods.
>mexicans are so retarded their govt has to release a statement assuring people that demon michael jackson wont appear in their room at 3am saying hee hee
>lets import them into our country so we can have tacos
La atrociadad...
it's probably mostly retarded little kids to be fair.
There's some powerful magic in this thread
On a similar topic, Ricardo is suddenly popular in spic communities and it makes me furious. It's like when a manga you love gets an anime adaptation and all your normalfag friends start talking about it.
>mexicans are so retarded their govt has to release a statement assuring people that demon michael jackson wont appear in their room at 3am saying hee hee
Los Retardos...
>rapes your child
SHAMONE
Amen
If we let the Mexicans in then they will bring El Ayuwoki with them.
I mean there have been reports of kids killing others/themselves over these stupid challenges before. Best to let the oblivious parents know what's up and keep them informed.
Yeah because eating tide pods is the pinnacle of American intelligence...
Retarded fuckshit
Hey, ill take mexicans over muslims any day...
I’m going to get singles but the blessed user six posts after this shall receive blessed digits and his prophecies shall come to pass. I have foretold it.
Like what? The only one I can think of is that Slenderman thing and the girl survived.
Assblasted beaners
Very next post ends in 6. Is this a blessed thread?
Tidepods as well. I don't see what's wrong with keeping the public informed of what kids may be into.
If 666 El Ayuwoki will appear under your bed at 3am.
newstatesman.com
Butthurt spic detected. Only 86 teens in all of the US ever ate tide pods. In fact literal toddlers and elderly with dementia ate tide pods more than teens.
Don't worry, demon Michael Jackson isn't real. He won't HEE HEE at you.
Girl with the longer hair was sentenced to a mental hospital for 40 years.
ONIONS HOMERO CHINO
ONIONS HOMERO PERO CHINO
>mfw only that and pic related were the ones that dabbed on me irl
Some of the others caught me off guard (the woman in the mirror in S1 was a top spookster, not the one you posted, the hallway mirror one), but not nothing like that or pic related.
I wish they would bring it back.
Oh SH-
Based and Saviorpilled.
You fuck
Didn't she turn into a real pig too?
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RIP my nigga.
>the hallway mirror one
What was that again?
Have sex
The girls who tried to murder her were fucked in the head. So far no one has had to issue a statement that creepypastas aren't real.
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>onions
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Here she is again on the left.
Fuck off you insufferable faggit
iirc it's something like
>Couple buy a house
>It has some big mirror at the top of the stairs that the woman sees some ghostly woman in
>Her husband never sees it
>She starts losing her mind
>Her husband has to work away so she's left on on her own
Then this part I might be getting confused with a different episode
>She hears someone trying to break in
>Two memesters go upstairs
>They see the spookster reflection
>They fall over the rail or something
It's either that or it's the one where an intruder comes in and she tries to shoot him, but it constantly misfires. Then it turns out the intruder was her son returning from college or something. I seem to recall her dropping the gun on the stairs, a bullet firing, and it shoots a real intruder (True Lies style), but again I might be getting that confused with a different episode.
I'll see if I can find a pic of the mirror though, the episode itself isn't all that important.
Well fucking why not?
She's gonna be in a nuthouse, if anyone porks her now it'll just be another inmate or a guard raping her, her life's fucking over so she might as well enjoy a twinkie or two.