Will he ever come out of the closet?

*lies*

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MMmmmm!

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Jesus christ will this fat fuck hurry up and have a stroke

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he's too dumb to be a jew

sneed

to be fair all 20s-something Italians look like that

He's Italian and Irish you mong

givw a concrete example instead of this vague shit

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they suck each other's cock

I thought that was Bryan Callen's story

Do you want a photo of him sucking cock or something? Are you autistic?

Why doesn't Joe just making a cooking youtube channel already?

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Will Brock's upcoming appearance on JRE be the ultimate test of Rogan's sexuality?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Yr-W0e3LSY

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Is Joe telling us something about the idea of Brock Lesnar fucking his ass? Many a true word is spoken in jest.

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Didn't show his asshole with a guest?

he is ufkcing peace of shit who gives right wing conspiracy theorist like alex jones a place to present their mentaly ill roxic ideas. hopes he fuck offs and gets banend from youtube

more meme words please

>truth
>lets call it meme because i dont like facing it

he is grade A piece of shit asshole who gives right wingers a platform, Alex Jones, Crowder and Tim Pool rly fucking disugsting.

I asked for more, you just repeated the same thing.
Lame

Name 1.

>Joey Diaz is the funniest man alive t. Joe
>is unfunny as fuck
>watch Joe's specials
>he's also unfunny as fuck
Even fucking Bert's special blew him out and Tom Segura's murders him

i know these are memes and im hitting the bait, but you guys really have zero life experience if you think dudes joking around proves anything about anyone's sexuality.

i asked for a real life example, not photographic proof, incel.

joe kinda sounds like a fag when he talks

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Mr. Chuck Sneed, lives on Feed Street

he's not jewish
but his coalburner wife is.

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Nothing worse than a wop who thinks he's enlightened.

No. He can't reach the doorknob.

this. I'm a mixed white boiii but my dads entire side is full italian. they need to just shut the fuck up. dumb italians rival dumb black people with the ridiculous shit that comes out of their mouths

Why does he always bring up dicks and sucking dudes dicks? It becomes really obvious once you're aware of it and you constantly see Joe projecting

Sounds like you just outed yourself bro

youtube.com/watch?v=mS0pbI9J5TM

What mannerisms?

Also hunting is manly AF. Anyone who doesn't hunt is gay.

damn you are cringe bro kys =D

he's bffs with schaub

>What makes people think he's gay?

Hes a dude that tried to make it in Hollywood. The gayest career a dude could possibily want to do.

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He’s projected a few times saying something like “I’m sure some gay guys got off on the fact they what they were doing was perceived as wrong and enjoy the secrecy.”

So no.

If it's not obvious to you I dunno what to point to

Is Brendan Schaub a better comedian at this point?

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He sucks off his guests

Does anyone actually watch/listen to Joe Rogan?
I've literally fast forwarded through everything he does just because it's the same fucking stick everytime. Yes Joe I'll try some DMT, ok we can smoke weed, yes people who hunt are better humans. Yes SJW's are crazy people Joe. This nigga is literally talking about the same shit over and over, which a normal person gets bored with after 1 year in their teens.

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Lol I remember in an interview he talked about how an MMA guy did gay porn but was "gay for the pay" and Joe had to study the porn in question and wondered why such a straight looking guy would be able to do gay porn where it's balls deep in your ass. He sounded like a massive fag trying to be too much in the closet.

Gay for pay is a strange concept. It's like you can't take less money for regular porn or take a side job? You'd rather have sex with men on film?

I watched it pretty religiously the first couple of years.
Then it was just as you said.
Joe has 4-5 topics hes comfortable talking about and no matter what the guest says, joe will shoehorm it into one of his comfort topics.

I stopped watching all together unless theres a really big name on that i want to see.
His numbers were dropping off until the alex jones and twitter guy podcasts.

He will cash out big if he keeps having these social media censorship podcasts.

My understanding is unless you're a producer or a star like James Deen you'll literally be paid peanuts as a guy for straight porn (and desu this makes sense since you literally fuck thots for a job) so gay pays more plus fags like the idea of "straight" guys in porn etc etc.

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Not gay, bi.

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So he just let's his wife dyke it up? Pretty evident that the guy's gay.

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to understand the queer lifestyle.

Say what you want but I totally ship Joe and Bryan. They make an ok pair. No homo

There was a black guy in my high school who had like a 15" wang. He said porn producers already knew about him when he was like 13 years old and they were all waiting until he turned 18 to try to get him in porn.

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they're jealous, just like brad pitt, bradley cooper and leonardo dicaprio are ''''gay''''

Sweet he has a career in BLACKED then

GOD i wish that were me

>bert is better than anybody
kys

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Idk it was 12th grade year and he was about to turn 18. Idk if he ever actually went into it or not.

Leo and Brad like to fuck pussy too much to be gay. Bradley probably too but him having a thing for Gaga is questionable would fuck a tranny tier.

UP IN THE CLUB

I am a faggot. I fucked a lot of dudes. This dude is gay. Trust me.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN BROCK LESNAR'S COCK?????????? IT MUST BE HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGEEEEE

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I figure Joe to be the Roman masculine type, as in he thinks he's straight but he's so macho he thinks about cock and ass too much. Like nothing more manly than fucking men type bullshit.

lmao, again, you're just jealous, what about hugh jackman? keep lying to yourself
>those people are gay because I say so
>doesn't matter if they're married, have kids etc.

pics or didn't happen

Bert is just as unfunny as rogan.. there are LITERALLY women who are funnier

DUDEBRO DONT U WANT TO HEAR MY RUSSIA STORY AGAIN???

Hugh Jackman's a bad example. Dude worked as a towelboy in a gym for years, his first big role was on the stage in Oklahoma the musical, his wife is an old ugly slag hes faithful to etc. Dudes a fucking fudge packer there.

>"It says here that 82% of men that never had a sexual encounter with another man before 20 became open homosexuals later in life. Care to explain anything, user?"

what do you say, Yea Forums

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>"Well, Joe....DMT is shit
>throw water in his face and run away

IM JUST CURING GAYNESS IN LITTLE BOYS SO THEY DONT GROW UP TO BE FAGS

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Both Chris Strokes and Danny D did gay porn and now do straight porn

So you have to get your dick touched as a kid to not be gay when you get older? Sounds like kike propaganda to me

Wow, porn dudes still have pun names?
I thought they stopped doing that in the 80s

>dyke it up
that's his fucking stepdaughter....she's a coalburner, remember?

Who gives a fuck what he is?

Danny's British so no surprise since bongs are a little bi anyways and Strokes has that tall ugly fag look so not sure really what you're implying user

Bryan has a good case of gay face. I'm an expert at detecting it.

Whats really weird about gay for pay porn is that those studios that produce it don't label their models as straight or gay. Then there are the studios that make "straight" guys doing gay stuff are loaded with the gayest sounding and looking guys.

Found the homo

Eww even grosser. I assumed it was her girlfriend not her u

I've read they market that shit to women also but have no confirmation on that. Most women I've known have admitted liking either straight, gay or lesbian porn so who knows if all women only like a certain type.

I jokingly asked a girl who her favorite pornstar was, not expecting an answer back, but she gave me a name of some gay porn star and I was surprised. But looking back it guess it makes sense that women enjoy seeing a handsome guy with a nice body.

The categories are stupid.
Last time i tried to watch straight porn a bunch of tranny dick shit kept popping up and killling my erection.

The last time I was watching gay porn reverse trap tricked me into watching a guy fuck her manly vagina.

That wasn’t how the story went at all you fucking nutjob.

Some older man was creeping where Joe was fishing and asked him to get in his car and hang out with him, joe said “no” and then the older man told Joe he loved him and Joe said “okay” and went home, wanting no part of it and stayed away from him.

Why are you distorting facts you sad freak

Now your response is gonna be
>“hehehe shut up Joe!!!11”

I dont even understand this.
Im sure its disgusting whatever it is.

Are bong men mostly bi?

I think he is confusing the story with Brian Callens

Anyone has that extremely gay pic of him laying over a red car's hood?

They touch each other's weiners in boarding school so yes

Toe Rogan is a sodomite

Why would you tattoo a veiny cock on your chest?

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Good for him

OOOO SOOODOMIIIIAAAAAA

I was on a gay porn tube site and from the thumbnail it looked like threesome scene with some good looking guys. It starts out with them fully clothed and the person who was born a girl had her tits removed and must have been on test, she had facial hair, body hair, and muscles. So once the pants started coming off there were only 2 dicks in site. The girl looked like a handsome man but didn't have a dick. It was weird.

The problem with straight porn is there's always some butt fuck ugly guy they throw at the girls so you're so disgusted you have to watch solo or lesbian just so you don't throw up. Presumably women and gay guys don't like seeing ugly as fuck dudes either. Like why the fuck did Ron Jeremy have a long career? I know the reason cause he was Jewish but seriously who was he intended to be marketed to? Really ugly guys who would see themselves as him? Yeesh so maybe hiring somewhat not terribly ugly gay guys to fuck the women isn't the worst.

it might be my autism but i had a feeling Joe hated that Peter guy from last podcast

>12th grade
>black guy
yeah, no

t. jacking off to traps but traps aren't gay

>Like why the fuck did Ron Jeremy have a long career?
the world was different before viagra

This is true. Even though he was a fat dude, he actually could keep it up. Now everybody is on Viagra so it doesn't matter anymore. I guess you just need a big dick now and have good orgasm control.

Didn't Rick work in the shop with his son?

He was a basketball player
Enough said.

That poster thought viagra is used to get a bigger dick.

Ron Jeremy hada job in porn because he has a big dick, he also was not as bad looking when he first started compared to now.

i've never seen that counter in mma before. when someone does that type of leg kick there is almost no time to just grab the leg like that. you most likely guard the strike with your forearm or lift your leg. this is obviously the flamingo sex position

He lasted so long because he was a weird case. College educated with a Masters degree, came from a square job teaching. Grew up an upper middle class jew.

Porn people were not allowed into mainstream society back then. So almost every porn person was a criminal from a trailer park.
There were plenty of porn dudes with giant dicks that started when Ron Jeremy did but they were such lowlifes and damaged people they all overdosed or got killed in drug deals gone bad.

Yea it's true. Isn't Sasha Gray a librarian or something now?

Yeah. Fat Fuck.

oh right

Well she sure as shit ain’t the serious actor she thought she was gonna be

I'm sure they're both good dudes to hang out with but God their standup is shit. Ari's the only half decent comic out of all of them

>Ari
That whole crew is shit
With their horrible acts and their boring podcasts.
They are to type that thinks they are obviously superior to people like Larry the Cable Guy.

Joe sung praises to him once actually saying he's enormously successful and shit
Tom Segura is the funny one in my opinion but his podcast banter is weak

Sounds legit

Joe is, and will never be your friend
He’s also not smart or has anything insightful to say in his podcast

Based

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That's her daughter you fucking retard.

The Guiness record penis size is 13", so...no. You fell for nigger lies.

Something bout a bunch of guys, alone, together in the woods. Seems kinda gay.

I honestly don't think Rogan is gay. He's just a massive try too hard. He had a shit father, so he had to make up what being a "man" is.

I used to listen to every show, now I pick and choose. Don't bother with MMA, don't have any fucks to give, I stick with the scientists and musicians. Don't have any fucks to give for Twitter, don't use it, don't care. Alex Jones was comedy fucking gold - he's a nutjob, but an entertaining one.

Diaz, comics, social media bullshit? Skip.
Physics? ALL IN. I ignore his "Woaaaaah" comments and listen to the guest.

And, needs to do another Randall Carleson episode. That dude is onto something big. Skip that woo woo "muh pyramids" dude they have on with him, he's annoying as fuck.

Brendan Schaub is a retarded gay Jew.

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If you think men alone always leads to butt sex...yeah, you're probably gay.

When I'm alone with my male friends, I never think about having sex with them. I think about having sex with women. Because I'm not gay.

So this thread is homosexuals who want Joe to be gay, so they can get gorilla fucked by him, pretty much.

First half is correct. Second is incorrect because Joe Rogan is a gay jew.

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oy vey, tha nah-zee's iz comin

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I didnt measure the shit you sperging autist
I just know it was gigantic. She came down to his knees.

41 post, neck yourself

No, you neck yourself

JRE past 2016 is shit, there's some good occasional episodes otherwise it's boring as hell now, why does Joe even bother.

Holy shit he's short.

Always talks about dudes being jacked

He is obsessed with dicks

He's correcting Bryan's form, not countering.

No, it didn't.

Source: Dude trust me

That’s why Owen Benjamin is such a kike sucking faggot

Even when he hosted Fear Factor, people made jokes about Rogan being a fag.
Whatever he did to get famous, you can bet it made the rounds even if he's been straight ever since.

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He won't come out while under contract with the UFC. He'll be one of those old gays like Ian McClellan

I'd love to kick Joe Rogan in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Do you guys have any friends? This is normal friendship shit. Y'all are the same faggots that think Frodo and Sam were gay. Sounds like projection to me.

Looks like every dudebro in NJ whats the problem

It's literally like he just discovered existentialism even though everyone else got over it when they were 14. Every show he floats something like, "Dude... how crazy is it that [some normal aspect of life]." Yes Joe, existence is crazy. Yes Joe, we're all in awe that we even exist. How have you not moved past that single thought in 40 years?

How crazy is it that we drive around in these metal machines on these paved pathways to get from place to place?
Then we have to stop at these stores to feed the machine gas, its like feeding it like its a person. It needs to be fed.
Cars are cool, Jamie pull that up.

Jamie's waiting in the car, Joe. Stop shitposting and go home.

He always talks about BBCs on his podcast, it's very suspect.

You got the details wrong but I know the segment you're talking about . I wouldn't be surprised if that was a bit all the same.
>when he starts doing the voice
>pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=FJFJJI88LK4

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Yeah, he's definitely gay

This. Rogan has been in two successful tv series, has a successful career in stand-up, is a successful color commentator for the UFC, and has a hugely successful podcast. Yea Forums is jelly as fuck.

>Joe Rogan's wife is a coalburner that has a bastard child from a 90s rnb singer that Joe raised
That's like one of those Yea Forums memes about a celeb that gets repeated until people take it as fact without question, only its actually real.

He discusses masculinity and the male physique with an enthusiasm that mirrors straight men talking about titties and hips. This is readily apparent any time he's talking about fighting.

What's the religious/folk story about slaying the dragon but its about your daughter wanting to fuck you?

VERY MASCULINE LOCAL MAN NEVER SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH A WOMAN

really makes you think

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>haha its just because I'm on the road so much, I can't make time for a relationship with all my projects haha

>I will FUCK your ASS you misogynistic piece of male SHIT. COME HERE LITTLE ONE.

get it the van!

10/10 chad phenotype WASTED on Henry "rollin me over to pound my Bucci"

Fat incel cope.

Perfect looks are put to better use with gay guys than heteros. Women are preoccupied with money and status. Dudes are all about looks.

>so they can get gorilla fucked by him
You know damn well joe is a power-bottom

Interesting. I notice him and Joe have a nasty way or talking about sex that most straight dudes don't. Like straight guys might boast about sex, but it usually ends after statement of fact. Joe and him properly get into detail.. V strange behaviour for a man. Seems like compensation now that u mention it p

>Will he ever come out of the closet?
God I hope so. It would get rid of the most of the worst parts of his persona.

>What makes people think he's gay?
You're joking, right?

He's implied on multiple occasions to have fucked Kira Roessler even after she got married.

Whether or not he does now, no idea, but if he's gay it had to have happened after the 90s.

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Only after Vox kicks his ass.

Only fags come out of the closet.

discount joey from friends

TAKE THE NECKPILL

Tom saves all the good banter for his own podcast

>He's implied
And that's enough proof for you? All men imply they fuck more women than they actually do.
Liberace implied that he fucked Betty White, though he never did, she just played along to help him stay in the closet.

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He already did. That story about him fishing

>Tim Pool
2/10 made me respond

this but unironically

Watch the last podcast he had with Schaub, he says some really fucking gay shit. So does Schaub.

i felt it too
i think he wanted the dude to debate an anti-vaxxer but he seemed like too much of a nerdy bitch to do it so joe felt like he was useless.
i might be wrong though idk

fuck, that got me

>Dick so bad it makes you kill yourself.
I can't blame Joe for being confused

A rock is a better comedian.

Projecting

The Rock is a better comedian

you give 2 italians coke and booze, and in 5 minutes you will walk in on them sucking each other off.

If you have watched over a thousand Joe Rogan podcasts and all you subliminally hear is gay stories then I've got some bad news for you mate. Ah my bad, I shouldn't use mate, you might pop a stiffy.

for example, he always keeps talking about dicks, has weird mannerisms around attractive guys on stream.

Now that you mention it he seems to dhut it down whenever a female guest flirts with him.
I noticed this with Danica Patrick, Leah Remini, and Shirley Manson.

Damn she has good taste.

>him and his gay boyfriend joe cole got in too deep with pedoshit and drug dealing. he sold out his gay lover to save his own life.

Segura is better than the lot of them for sure. And Burr, when he's not sucking his wife's cock, is better still.

Look who hasn't sniffed a line of coke off a nigger's dick before? In Hollywood it's the nom du jour.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2019
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

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You just know.

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t. raging homosexual

Imagine watching two men kiss and thinking "I love that"

Joe looks like a sweaty Mr. Potato Head

And considering how short he is, I'm not far off.

Bet it makes sucking cocks easy.

Seems like he’s trying to be respectful. Plus looking at a guys tone. I’m not a gay woman but I can tell when a woman has a beautiful body.

BUT the bigger you the smaller it looks, which matters more than anything, really.

Every girl I've ever known fucking LOVED twink porn.

Kate Beckinsale proves that's not an impediment

There are a couple recent studies indicating that slightly overweight men actually have better sexual stamina than fitter men.

this but unironically

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>weakling incels trying to cope

Have sex

No, I hope somebody will lock that closet and he never gets out

joe has admitted he was tested and is part nigger anyway. could never imagine touching a woman that had been blacked. it was the main thing that turned me off from captain marvel more than the anti man bullshit.