Nothin’ betta than an english brekky n watchin’ sum telly

they will give them guns eventually

But no sugar on my coffee, please. I don't wanna get fat

nothing like blood, imagine a sausage type cake

>lorry drivers
holy crap the only way i'm eating all this shit is if i know for a fact i'll be staying home the whole day
imagine the shits and the gas all that stuff will give you. i wouldn't even go near it if i was stuck driving all day.

Blood sausage is heavenly

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>watermarking pictures of breakfast

>what do the black circles taste like
It would be extremely salty.

Fact. I dont do the full english but i do sausage, beans, eggs tomato toast bacon and tea

Bullshit. Hungover thots devour this shit.maybe leeaving the beans. You just make it into a sandwich.

Not the guy but I doubt when he writes lorry drivers, he's referring to healthy af, healthy conscious guys. But, again, smaller portions and normal/healthy that do eat do it occasionally as some treat, or when in dire straits (a bad hangover).

it's pig's blood + oats + spices stuffed into a sausage casing. i've never had it but I assume it tastes like a salty, coppery, meaty dense cake.

appy days

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What are those hockey puck looking things underneath the eggs?

What's with the beans? You guys eat baked beans a lot. Is it a WWII thing? Kinda like how the US eats shitty chocolate because it became popular during The Depression and WWII?

Question: Do Americans and foreigners in general unironically believe all Britons are like that bar a -1% of veritable aristocrats?

>"working class" breakfast

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>savour

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see

It has a nice savory flavor, texture is sorta crisp on the outside, a bit softer on the inside.

Bacon - ten on ten.
Button mushrooms - bingo.
Black pudding - snap.
Minor criticism.
More distance between the eggs and the beans.
You may want to mix them, but that's your decision.
Use a sausage as a breakwater.

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I deleted before you were meant to read it

still bully me

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God I wish there was a place near me that sold English breakfasts at reasonable prices.
I would go there every fucking day.
Ok that's it I'm going to the supermarket and making myself this tomorrow.
I'll omit the blood pudding and the mushrooms as they're a bit hard to prep and find here.
How do I cook the bangers and the tomatos?
Fucking mmmm.

dumb faggout

>been on a 500 cal/day partial fast for a week

So this is how nofap feels.

>How do I cook the bangers and the tomatos?
You fry them.

i do mondays 24 hour fast, even smelling food gives me a boner

I can't believe there are people who look at that image and get disgusted.

Black pudding? It tastes bloody great.

no, i understand that. i bet it'd be heaven as a treat or after a hangover. i meant it would be inconvenient af to eat all this shit in the morning and then being stuck driving all day.
if i was to eat all that grease, oil, beans and eggs, i'd get the shits for sure. i just don't understand how a truck driver can deal with that.

Now I'm curious: if Westerners get loveboners over something 'exotic' like traditional ramen, do Japs and the like feel the same way when presented with a full English done right? When I've walked through some of the most quintessentially English market towns before during the summer, there's a lot of Japanese and they are totally enamored with everything.

fasting is crazy, when I'm coming to the end of a fast even pictures of food can make me salivate
feels good though

it's fucking food