CRINGE KINO IS BACK

sorry not sorry : the scene

>"he's from toronto"

fucking lol

You’re gay

Indeed i am

Lol he admits it!

i'm gay

Not really derogatory to call something gay. It's pretty defined it just implies they do gay shit.

Listen to this jew mayer try dig himself out of it, fucking lizard

Gay people are fragile and niggers are fragile, so it only stands to reason that a gay nigger would be extremely fragile, to the point of chimping out at the very mention of it's own nature

FUCK YOU I AM GONNA CUT YOU NIGGER I AM NOT GAY

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if a black guy calls you gay all you have to do is call him a nigger and you win. it's 2019, how are people not aware of this?

>he’s so le gay xD

What a washed up hack, and you’ll all defend him for coughing up the first thing that his 2 brain cells cough up on principle. Maybe Daniel shouldn’t have been so offended but I’d bet in the same situation you would’ve been even more offended at the insinuation, being the /pol/tards you are. Keep celebrating your family guy tier comedian and telling yourself it makes you based.

blacks are higher tier in the oppression olympics so they win that exchange.

>literally no reaction to this
>Like 2 "news" stories

OP is an outrage shill. This is a non issue and as far as i can tell nobody is even upset about it. Everyone reacting itt should be ashamed.

i watched it and have no idea whats going on

>mfw only a matter of time before a leftist mob lynches a black man for hate speech

Best time line

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If I’m having a few brews and someone jokingly calls me gay I’m firing shots back not getting all silent and awkward

Unless I actually was a fag then yeah I probably would get all offended

Mayer invited the very drunk Chapelle on his livestream show to meet the musician Daniel Cesar and watch him perform. Then the video happens.

>literally a non-issue drunk joke
As a faggot myself, I'm failing to see the problem here

Standing by for the insincere black comedian apology tweet.
DL had to do it.
Hart had to do it.
It's Dave's turn nigga.
Bow down to the gay Hollywood cartel.

John's trying to save David's Career

>Nigga did I just catch you having fun?

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You guys are as bad as a Facebook comment section tbqh

Says the alt right the picture of white male fragility

Lol Captain Marvel and Star Wars proves that Yea Forums calling anyone else fragile is the height of irony

>the left: "being gay is totally natural and is actually really great because it adds diversity to our communities"
>also the left: "being called gay is the WORST thing and is EXTREMELY homophobic"
gettin mixed signals here

In their mind they're full of righteous fury whereas the left are just whiny babies.

Sooo Dave made off hand remark for comedy effect.
It worked the room laughed, the guy he said it to got butthurt.
A few in the chat got butthurt.
John Mayer tries to clean it up because Dave is drunk feels bad, the gay singer is embarrassed, they pretend to be "friends, oh friends".
Now the basedboy online media are trying to turn it into a thing.
That's my understanding.

>Daniel Caesar
Literally who?

I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON

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WHO

also is he gay?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!@!!!!@@@!
*VOTES democrat*
*sucks dick*

I think he was being sarcastic. I would of laughed. Way too sensitive.

Like a jew

GOT THE WHOLE TOWN ON LOCKDOWN
>punches his friend

i've seen this movie over 100 times.

Dave Chappelle always bounces back from saying offensive stuff. I have no idea how he does it.

>I would of

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>le cool black guy gets bent out of shape when someone calls him a faggot
fucking get over yourself nigger

FLY ME TO THE MOON LIKE THAT BITCH ALICE CRAMPTON

Kind of. It's not like his career is exactly mind blowing right now. I know part of that might be on him but it does seem like he wants to come back.

I love Dave so much.

This thread is "very gay."

Dave's a fucking legend. Seeing him would be like seeing Tupac or Bigfoot.

Have sex.

He has 20 mil or some shit stashed away dude.

i wonder how the autistic /pol/niggers justify ŠAPEL being a literal fucking camel jockey. dude is an unironic muslim

What are you on about? He just does gigs he wants to, and he sells out every venue he gets.

How are you this stupid?

how much onions do you have to drink to find the word gay offensive?

That basedboy talking babble while Dave and the other dude are getting over it.
Jesus, maybe white people SHOULD shut up sometime.

I haven't smoked in over 10 years but I still laugh at this movie.

Did Saturday :)

Went out to get sushi with my gf and then saw Captain Marvel and then went home and had wine. What did you do, stay up all night on Yea Forums screencapping RT reviews and photoshopping brie Larson's feet?

Remember when the right had it out for Dave because he shit on Bush and the cops and the left had it out for Mayer because he talked like a frat boy and bragged about his hood pass in interviews?

No. I was very right wing back then and i still liked Chappelle

No one cares

>nigger comedian says something while drunk
wow

Stop acting like the left and right are monolithic and I'll stop needing to give counter examples.

Nigger

Have sex.

Whoops his career is over!

What’s your discord?

Based

Cringe

He's yet to apologize for his military tranny jokes.

I didnt think Dave Chappelle could get any more based after telling world George Bush doesn't care about black people but here it is. Canadians can suck it and we're winning this culture war if you libs can't tell fuckin based man

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You are assuming my orientation? I am only gay for George Cloney, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt! in One room! in that order!

The one throwing a passive aggressive fit is just bad at banting back. So he trows a party crasher to get his win!

blacks get really sensitive when you call them gay. dave should know this.

Is John Mayer still relevant? Shouldn't he be thanking Dave for the publicity?

It's like calling an user an incel

Dave Chappelle is that grandfather who isn't really racist but sometimes talks about "the negroes" because he's from an older generation, except he's only 45 years old. The left kinda gives him a pass on it time and time again because he's Dave Chappelle and he was "woke" and funny like two decades ago. I say kinda because they still complain and stomp their feet like they're doing now, but nothing ever comes of it and nobody ever cancels him or deplatforms him. At most, he's given a couple apologies.
Unless someone starts accuses him of sexual misconduct, I don't think they'll ever really destroy Chappelle. So as long as he doesn't pull a Cosby and start blaming black people for their own problems, he should be safe.

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>I didnt think Dave Chappelle could get any more based after telling world George Bush doesn't care about black people but here it is.
That was Kanye West, unless you were doing a joke where you misremembered something as a gag.

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Dave and John sounded like they are a gay coupled that have been married for 20+ years, bickering over social media.

Netflix paid him 60 million for 3 hours of work

don't those bigots know that chappelle is a muslim and that gays aren't tolerated in islam?

My grandpa is like that, and my zoom zoom brother gets "so offended" because he has mexican friends even though I'm sure they shit talk white people all the time.

Technically that’s not ironic at all. The validity of the statement is independent of the condition of its issuer.

If a Down syndrome person calls someone else retarded, it could still be a true statement and there’s nothing ironic about it.

What is it called if a down syndrome person makes this post?

>But I'm not homophobic, that's what's so insane about this

>This is an OG call

That gay guy is gonna end up owing Dave 15 cartons of cigarettes

you should tell your zoom zoom brother to fuck off and listen when older people talk

Yes, and it was everything I could ever hope for. How much did you spend on your roastie gf?

That simply isn´t Dave Chapelle.
Just a nigger that looks almost like him.

RIP real Dave, you said too much.

kind of cringe to make such a dorky joke as a huge professional comedian

I can literally make up anything and you would believe it because you didn't want to watch a 4 minute video that could be sped up to 2x to watch in 2 minutes.

That gay guy is a huge faggot.

He's overdue.
You can't be black and make jokes like this without either a being an advocate for the gays and kiss ass or be a pariah as a warning to other black comedians.

shit thread to be quite honest with you

really fucking shitty thread with nothing interesting or funny in it. fags!

Liberal holocaust when?

You underestimate just how little Chappelle gives a fuck.

would'f

>runs to African safe zone
>FUCK YOU GAY NIGGAS AAH WHATCHA GONNA DO BIIIIIITCH

fags already hate dave for making those tranny jokes in the netflix specials.

>when you accidentally say something
>"the wrong word is accidentally"
>"it's a 3 second clean up"
>"no"
Dave held his ground, good for him

how come dave's a muslim but he still gets drunk?
still eats pork ribs too

Yeah but I've spent 3 minutes less of my life on this so who's the real winner?

john mayer is the biggest faggot in the entire video. also this production quality is a zoomer fucking nightmare

>shot on selifie cam
-vertical video
-hearts, emojis, comments

jesus fucking christ

You do know what live streaming on your phone is like right?

Imagine critiquing the production quality on a fucking instagram live video

Oi oi grandad

this is what comedy is nowadays. no different from a fucking high school party where people do stupid shit and have dumb, overly-long sessions where they hash out their problems or vent their frustrations and storm out and everyone is left to gossip about it for the rest of the evening.

>Guys I'm good at this shit, I'm good a cleanup
>Let me clean this up for my own OCD
>Starts talking to the audience like they're kids and lecturing them on using no no words
Lmao, comedy gold. Though probably most of his viewers are kids

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do you really think muslims don't do that stuff? i agree, the majority of them don't, but there's a substantial amount that do, in the tens of milllions, they just do it underground like in prohibition america.

CRADLE OF THE FUCKING CIVILAYZATSHUN

>JAPAN....SENDING PLAYSTATIONS

Retard doesn't understand social context.

Feel bad for Mayer here, Chapelle kind of derailed the show and then refused to apologize

haha listen to that little faggot trying to get Dave to fix what he said

>da.. dave you.. ya gotta clean it.. clean it up dave its like you hurt the trigger feel da.. dave dave someone's

we need a new war, tolerance has just created a buncha faggots who go online and pretend to be better than the rest.

Shitting on a movie isn't whining about social justice, retard

White people ruined comedy

>it's ok when I do it

Fuck apologizing. Eat shit forever.

i-i like john mayer

You sound like a mature secure adult.

And you sound like you have no arguments beyond canned comebacks. Don't >> me unless you got actual banter.

I know it's kind of an awkward situation for Mayer, but I think Dave did good not apologizing. And to be fair, he did say "I'm just kidding" right afterwards.

>I'm being sensitive
>Correct...amundo
I honestly can't believe this turned into a fucking 4 minute conversation because he called him gay. Is this the future? I make a dumb little joke and now we gotta talk about how that wasn't okay and I made you feel bad?

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Buzzfeed laid you off and you're still doing their shill work for free? Cringe.

He's black, it doesn't matter.

>white guy:"hey did you hear Ceasar sing?"
>Dave: "yeah it was very gay."
>[4 minutes of awkward conversation]
>white guy: (nervously, like a cuck) "Sometimes words come out accidentally."
>Dave: “The wrong word is accidentally”

That line from Chappelle was pretty great it was a big 'fuck you'. The guy's been a stand up comic for like 20 years there's no fucking 'accident' words coming out of his mouth.

Chapelle did it right. Lives on a big plot of land with his wife and kids, still does gigs when he feels like it. If I ever make it I want to live like that.

OOOPSIE

The white knight fucker was shit-stirring
All he had to do was keep his mouth shut and carry on to the next laugh

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in a normal situation you should use force and punch his teeth out just for bitching. soibois rule now

is John Mayer actively trying to make it much, much worse than it was
"I'm good at cleanup" no, John, you aren't

>white guy
you don't know who john mayer is?

I still don't fucking get it. Are people upset that Dave Chappelle called some musician gay?

Nobody's ever all that upset about these things. They'll post about it like they are, but I can't believe it's really something anybody is worked up about.

>Did I offend you?
>....y-yeah :(

Was John protecting himself or dave?

Why did he even say the guy is gay? I don't get it. Is he actually gay? Is Dave just busting balls? I still say things are gay all the time but he just seems like he was being rude for no reason.

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What the fuck is up with Chapelle's face? Seriously. I actually believe that shit about him being a crackhead. His face just looks fucked up, like Lindsay Lohan or something

Hes pissed he didnt win any awards and its only coming out because hes drunk

Just busting balls. Too mild to be considered rude I'd think, but I guess not to them. Also, \we don't hear the singing in this clip, maybe it was gay, I don't know.

Men singing can be pretty gay. That's just how it is.

No one is upset, people are just trained to spot something that is "offensive".

isn't he gay?

I don't know who any of these people in this video are.

No why the fuck should I? I don't even know who the fuck the Caesar person is. I just know Chappelle.

John Mayer is pretty famous. I've never heard his stuff, but he used to be really popular, especially with girls.

I think the question on everyone's mind right now is "Who the fuck is Daniel Caesar?"

i cant believe john mayer fucked prime katie perry, jeniffer aniston, prime jessica simpson, cameron diaz, rashida jones, taylor swift and kim kardashian
he just looks like a faggot

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youtube.com/watch?v=D0Bbk_7RNqs

that Mexican dude that punches dogs in the throat

He makes R&B.
youtube.com/watch?v=KH8gR0huMyU

Welcome to the future
In the year 2019 everybody has potato-thin skin
They're so thin-skinned they make tissue paper look like kevlar

society is fucking gay

>rashida jones

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ya he's a fag that makes acoustic fag guitar music for girls.

literally gay

>Throwing your career away for a petty win

holy hell dave aged so much. so he's back from africa

You've offended me you bully

Just some black singer. Heard he was gay.

Every black friend I've ever known has a problem with gay people.

Except the living in Ohio part. I pass his exit every time im on the interstate and just wonder why

This is why black people and other minorities don't respect white people anymore. Too pussy to banter anymore. It's even more pathetic when white people want to be a black guys friend but they can't fucking hang when it comes to talking about real shit.

Based.

Louis and Dave buddy cop movie when?

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*fucks youre waifu*

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>Went out to get sushi with my gf and then saw Captain Marvel and then went home and had wine
Gayest post I read today

I know his sister is Muslim but I didn't remember him being one. Though he's probably some black protestant version where it's mostly lip service to do that whole black pride nation thing

I was going to tell you to go fuck yourself but
>2002 Jennifer Love Hewitt
goddammit

>Milana Vayntrub (2006-2007)

Goddamn

There's chads in all shapes and sizes, you'd be surprised how much music works too

There has and always will be a bunch of faggots that think they're better than everybody else, it's not something a war will solve

The main awkward part of this is the white guy desperately trying/failing to defuse the situation
Also why the fuck does he have a bunch of plushies and rainbows

>he fugged prime milana
Its not fucking fair bros

lol gay

would if

dave bullied that poor kid into believing it was his fault

that was chris rock retards

FACT: if it were john mayer who said this instead of dave chapelle, it would have been in the news cycle for at least a week. pic related would have had a field day.

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>minka kelly (2007-2008)
nigga wtf?

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this upsets me more than most things

>You can't say "GAY" anymore

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>The wrong word is accidentally

absolutely fucking based

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