What did Tinder try to convey in this old Tinder Plus TV ad?
>not making her race mix
not effective ad
It was 2015, it was a different time
That women are instinctively hardwired to be whores if you don't keep control over them at all times.
>she fucks 15 different guys in a week
20-somthing millennial blowing over $5,000 in a week for vacation with no friends or boyfriend and just fucks around Europe.
Sometimes I wonder if the incel culture would be a thing without Tinder. You have to admit this app is so damn revolting, I'm glad I never tried.
the modern dream of every liberated woman, the $5,000 coming out of her parents pocket hopefully
Dating services are sausage fests. They need to target their marketing exclusively at women and attract them at any cost or the whole thing won't work. It's just the business they're in.
>Ah London..so many sights
>..The History..The lore
>BETTER SCROUNGE UP SOME FOREIGN DEICK
Why do people enable whores and sluts?
How can people still find a girl cute when her only hobbies are fucking random dudes she just met and watching the office on netflix?
>he doesn’t go abroad, lean on the exotic foreigner trope and slay as many slags as possible
Lol
Fuck Tinder and fuck this world we live in. I'm 28 and only if I were born 10 years earlier, I wouldn't have to deal with this shit and could still find real women who had an interesting personality. Now a days girls only care about one thing: attention and followers.
Most girls on tinder just straight up write as bio "hit me up on instagram or snapchat" purely so they could get more followers and feel good about themselves. The problem is not that they do it, the problem is that there are pathetic beta's who actually take the bait and add them on such social media. It really makes it hard for guys like me who just want to find a loving girlfriend for a serious relationship. And i can't act like a creep asking for girls numbers in a supermarket. How cringe would that be? "Hey I like you, can I have your number?" That shit is unrealistic and only works in movies.
I just wanna find a loving companion to start serious with.
>Why do pe((()))ple enable whores and sluts?
For women, traveling means fucking around without being judged by their friends.
have sex. literally.
>I'm 28 and only if I were born 10 years earlier, I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
I'm 22 dude, imagine my face when I learned about all this shit before becoming an adult.
good tip, but I dont care about meaningless sex. I've had that (using tinder unironicly)
I just want a real relationship. But this modern day makes that impossible
I mean, it's all one guy. That's fine and not what happens on tinder at all
>trying to find a wife on Tinder
where else would you find a wife?
we dont live in the old world anymore. The first thing girls care about is your social media status.
And plz don't gimme that "Just hit on girls you see outside" shit cause that doesnt work anymore
I got my fiances number at a store. Obviously, you dont just walk up randomly and ask like a fuckin spaz.
>real women who had an interesting personality
good one user
greentext and give tips
with interesting personality I mean "not being a whore"
i am not interesting myself too. Just very basic. Care about basic things. Am not a superhero, just a good husband
>she uses tinder
Networking. Friends of friends, relatives of coworkers, coworkers of friends, etc. the way it has always been. Real life was never like Friends and How I Met Your Mother.
>all women are the problem, not me, the only common factor
you should probably kill yourself
IF YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE TINDER AND DONT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND A WIFE
If you could travel and fuck a new girl in a different city every day, you wouldn't?
Try to do social activities that girls like, you have no other choice if you don't want to be a Tinder product.
what if you aren't a normie or a 9/10 succesful chad?'
i never claimed I was perfect. On the contriary I was completely honest about me being basic
>the first thing girls care about is your social media status
You’ve never actually spoken to a real woman have you
please enlighten us user with your "real women" experiences
>Try to do social activities that girls like
drinking starbucks at the mall while posing stupid duck faces to get digital value points?
Leave your basement and have sex.
>all women are the problem, not me, the only common factor
>women culturally go full-retard
>man sees this retardation and refuses to adapt to it
>lol bro stop blaming the women and just change literally everything about yourself bro
i met my wife on a paid dating website too. try looking for foreign girls or just look in other counties. american women are worthless whores and are only on the sites to fuck strangers. foreign girls will be on for slightly other reasons (like to practice English, find a white guy, and then marry him). obviously if it was about quick dick they would be talking to people 1000 miles away and would use some local thing
Get a life. Even if you found a perfect waifu she'd probably dump you or cuck you shortly after for being a no-life Beta.
good tips but I feel like we're skipping a few steps
I live in the Netherlands and Dutch women are fucking horrible too. The only women that appear to have some sort of classic moral world view are women from eastern europe or asians/latina's and maybe niggers but not sure i'm not into those.
Enjoy your gold-digger wife, children that resemble the creatura meme more than yourself and getting JUSTED with alimony.
How do millenials have so much money to travel?
I’m not classically handsome, slightly overweight, but is do very well with women because I have a personality and can hold a conversation. Once you stop assuming that all women are like the fucking idiots who crave social attention you’ll realise that the overwhelming majority of women are actually easy to talk to, and subsequently have sex with.
If all you’re seeing is the same type of slag then start looking in better places
>just get a life bro! xD
oh you mean doing uninteresting things to please uninteresting women? What's wrong with starting a family at home? Nah man that's not something someone with a "life" would do.
One tip ill say is to let the women initiate the convo unless she's already smiling hard. Chicks dont just talk to random male strangers. Basically, you gotta be attractive or at least slightly interesting.
>american women are worthless whores
Western european women are even worse if that can make you feel better. Huge whores like americans but with a superiority complex, so they all orbit the same 2 Chads and forget about everybody else that exists.
i got a latina and have been married for years and have beautiful white as snow children. shes also hot and is a great cook
just bee ur self
>implying that’s even remotely fucking close to what I said
>then start looking in better places
Which places? If you guys know it all so well how about sharing? Cause it's easy to say "nah you're doing it wrong, you're looking for the wrong girls, in the wrong places" but thats not an answer.
All women constitutes a common factor
>tfw 35 this year
>tfw wizard
just stop caring, dudes, it's better that way
>be woman
>have random bullshit degree
>graduate
>company hires you to work the phones at the front desk because you're fuckable and it helps sell products to 50 year old male clients
>pull in 50k/yr annually
>go on some random bullshit trip to a heavily westernized location once a year so you can take dick and get giga-drunk while calling it a cultural experience
>How can people still find a girl cute
They dont?
These women end up splinters.
Im a male and I make 55 a year and I still cant see myself blowing 3 grand on a trip to Africa
If your young and dont have a social circle and are below average looking then your kinda fucked.
>women are actually easy to talk to, and subsequently have sex with
Yeah bro, just talk to them and become their best friend. I'm sure they will fuck you out of despair in their thirties, you just have to wait and become an emotional tampon meanwhile.
I mean getting a job, friends and perusing some hobbies you can share with other people who have lives (e.g. not Warhammer or drawing futa pony porn).
You dont crave social media validation my man. These whores do. Their lives are so devoid of actual meaning that taking pictures of themselves with interesting shit in the background is keeping them from suicide
It's the female (you)
I have a job, friends but most of my hobbies are solo.
That sounds pretty sad. Can these people be saved?
I'm not low test and I hate porn, I can't stop caring, my body won't let go.
lol no
>tfw born 50 years earlier and you would fougth in a big and important war feels bad
feels bad
>man sees this retardation and refuses to adapt to it
Dude, you're the only one not fucking
>The first thing girls care about is your social media status.
you seriously have no idea what you're talking about jesus fucking christ i've become so disconnected from Yea Forums users.
I met my girlfriend in person, and she has something like 3,800 followers on instagram. She made an account for me and I made it to 100 and rarely ever post. She doesn't give a fuck about it and neither do I. It is possible to meet girls offline, you guys are just being fucking spazes who want instant gratification and blame the system/society when things dont' go your way. go lift, learn good jokes, grow the fuck up, and unironically get laid.
>Dude, you're the only one not fucking
You and I both know that isnt true
This. I would never touch a girl that uses dating apps
Who cares? Sex is fun and I'd do it more if I was able to. It's just way easier to do it if you're a girl.
Not him but I feel like many men are lying about their sex life IRL. It's been proved that people have way less sex than ten years ago.
i met my last gf on Bumble. we dated for about 4 months then broke up
>Who cares?
Guys who dont want to marry the town bicycle and actually believe in things like a relationship built on mutual emotional investment rather than slapping meat parts around?
women are dumb, dangerous, disgusting animals who should all be killed
Friends of friends user. People generally hang around people with similar interests, so ask a pal to see if any of his single female friends are interested in a drink
>then broke up
So...I was right?
How do you live the fact that they are 2500 guys ready to fuck her at any time.
>I met my girlfriend in person, and she has something like 3,800 followers on instagram.
That it's all in your mind, it's all a dream.
At the end she comes back to reality.
In conclusion: Tinder is a lie.
Having casual sex and are having a fulfilling relationship aren't mutually exclusive at all.
Or make it clear from the outset you want to get physical? Jesus Christ mate there’s reading between the lines and making shit up.
If you want to fuck a girl, make it known you want it to go that way. If you make a move and she says no, move on. If you don’t make a move the person that’s put you in the friendzone is you, retard
Like this
>Lalalalal not lissening it's not happening if I don't see it
lmao if people actually believe this
do you even have friends? if you ask something like this they probably tell you to find a prostitute
I hate them so much brotha!
Found the roastie
Church/mosque
she was always horny though it was great. if we met that week there was guaranteed sex that night. even just watching tv or netflix she'd get in the mood in less than 15 mins
hard to hate on the ad when you realize atleast there was no race mixing
Kill yourself slut
So tinder is like, a matrix of sorts where women have even less consequences to face than in reality?
jesus
>Hey I like you, can I have your number?
That actually works if you look chad enough.
Have sex
On no level have you proven me wrong. You were some sluts "serial monogamy" monkey bar before she found another bar.
If you ask your mates to set you up with a single friend, and their response is “get a brass” you’ve either go no actual friends or you think the people that post on /r9k/ are your friends. I don’t know what’s more depressing
All women are whores and want to be whores.
they ALL do the same thing too it's ridiculous
>Scandinavia or Eastern Europe because Paris and London are just SO cliche hehehehe!
>Japan for omg bright lights! Imperial Palace! My beta orbiter friends call me fashionable so I will be just at home here!
>Korea for omg i freaking love KBBQ I NEED to try it in the BBQ homeland! Hehe maybe I'll meet BTS just walking down the street and we will fall in love??
>Thailand to take pictures next to elephants and fuck Australians who wear cargos that zip at the knee
>India for muh spirituality
I don't like women.
Your dad will tell you he loves you at some point. Keep fucking guys that remind you of him in the meantime
Okay and? I wasn't looking for a long term thing. I mean it sucks we broke up but I got over it after a few days
>some basedboy will wife her
can you blame the kikes, really? That shit is both easy AND funny
Did you ever try checking her phone? It could be surprising.
It's guys like you that are the biggest blackpill for me.
There really is no hope of curbing women's bullshit with faggots like you running around
The problem is that you assume anybody having lots of sex is a girl. There's nothing wrong with fucking a lot of people, male or female.
slave and fleshpilled
Let's say I'm a social retard, what advices would you give me to not get friendzoned? Asking out every girl I like before it's too late?
>WAH WAH WOMEN ARE WHORES, SUBVERSIVE AD
>she's with the same guy throughout the ad
I dont understand you, are you saying hookups are bad? That you should only have sex with the girl you're going to marry?
who gives a shit? that's how it is for most if not all women. it's up to her not to act on that, and she hasn't.
You have bad friends user, I'm sorry for you.
But do you know what is their tragedy?
That their major value has been always their beauty and once they lost it they don't have any value.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>There's nothing wrong with fucking a lot of people, male or female.
There arent 2500 guys trying to fuck her at any one time. There are millions of guys trying to fuck her at one time you incel.
Are you actually so paranoid and insecure about yourself that you think your girlfriend is just going to suddenly leave you becaude there are other guys out there who want to fuck her? Thats not how it works.
Clean your room bro
Get help
>ask out for a drink
>talk
>if you have fun ask her out again when date ends
>if yes, proceed to next date
>if no, proceed to next girl
Dating is PURELY a numbers game user
>once they lost it they don't have any value.
Um excuse me sweetie i have a PhD in interpretive african dance oooooook???
>Whore bangs three (3) different men in the span of a 2-week vacation
So brave. Men should be honored to marry her when she's done having her fun.
Have sex.
>Dating is PURELY a numbers game user
exactly, and it works on a scale from 1 to 10
The biggest cope, it's fine to have few sexual partners or lots. Just use a condom and you'll be fine.
>Hey how was your vacation?!
>I got so much dick by the time I left Istanbul my cunt looked like something out of Chernobyl, thanks for asking Caroline
>all women are sluts
>you still can't get laid
Honestly at that point it's not the women's fault
It's not that hookups are bad, hookups were fine the way they were ten years ago because the two people had to put a little effort in it. Now, even ladwhales fucks dozens of guys through Tinder and average men are getting short in opportunities.
Does a date in a hot air balloon also carry the implication
i've always hated the term incel, or at least reddit's hatred for them. but now I get it.
The only thing I really sympathize with in this thread is how girls are addicted to social media and attention. that's pretty pathetic
it's not anyone's fault people like to date attractive people, it's just natural selection
Most "incels" can get laid
They just either have morality objections to random hook ups which have become the norm and instead wanted the "husband and wife" thing which is not something they want to do with a slut.
That, or they were abused as kids, teens and have serious internal problems with their self image and hate themselves and then project it out.
Incels for the most part arent incels, they are lovecels
Chad will save her in his private helicopter. Submarines or Low Earth Orbit = Full implication.
but i've been being myself this whole time and i'm a decent person sweat pee
They're seeking an idealised version of a relationship which never existed in the first place. Even pre 60s random hookups, teen pregnancies, affairs were all very common place. Instead of getting divorced they would just stay in their shitty marriages and resent each other.
when I went on the first date with my now gf, I had two tickets to a concert. It was pitch black out and we were right near the venue when I told her I didn't have the tickets. She absolutely shit herself hahaha. Still rubbed my dick on her phat ass 30 minutes after.
They work to save up money to have a big holiday then work to save up money to have a big holiday then work to save up money to have a big holiday then work
>absolutely shit herself
keep your fetishes to yourself
or they're just unattractive. Undesirable males have always existed, there's just a name for it now
>all this roast beef ITT
Most of the guys who identify as incel arent ugly. They just think they are because men have self-image issues also and there's no giant media campaign telling them they are beautiful no matter what they look like, as there is with women and girls
>Men should be honored to marry her when she's done having her fun.
kek
I rejected a college slut like that two months. She asked me for a date while everybody knew she fucked the two black guys of the promo and one slav at the beginning of the year. I wanted to laugh at her face but I acted polite because we have common friends.
Loans
but that's the thing, I know ugly guys who have decently attractive partners. You need at least one of three things to attract a girl = money, looks, personality
Looks and personality are key and you'll find your waifu. But incels have no money, no looks, and refuse to TRY to get a personality, so they're just fucked and wonder why they can't get in between Stacey's meat curtains.
The chad meme has existed for centuries, we are all slaves to our biology and genetics in one way or another. Online dating has just amplified the problem to a ludicrous degree.
$5000 is on the low side for Europe
I spent $10,000 in one week at Ibiza Spain
nightclub entry is $80 Euros and 1 beer cost $20 Euros
its a total ripoff and south beach Miami is way cheaper and most spics there actually speak English
Yeah but then they don't belong in that group.
They think typing "Have sex" is striking some huge blow to the pissed off male uprising happening online
Like, we've been thinking far worse shit about ourselves in our head since we were 7 and they think they can come at us with this shit?
How the fuck did you drop 10K in bloody Ibiza? It's where all the Anglo goes to party
Yes they do
>I spent $10,000 in one week at Ibiza Spain
you got finessed by some smelly Spaniards mein Dude
Yeah but they're the exception that confirms the rule, personality is a meme. What good is your personality do when the girl has deemed you worthless with a single glance?
and I unironically think there's nothing wrong with that. It's entertaining and it benefits mankind.
you went to the worse place for that though, no wonder you got ripped off.
I'm a virgin and I'm not even looking for a perfect virgin girl to marry but dating a college slut who fucked every good looking guy she saw is too much for me. Also, for some reason, girls don't want hook ups with me, they want a relationship and get too much involved while they acted like whores with everybody else. It's probably because I have good grades or something but it still hurts.
meanwhile
>deposit on a mortgage is too expensive so I'll just rent forever
>wtf I have to pay back my student loans?!
>match with slut on tinder
>wow user, you've been to six continents? how was it? I AM SO JEALOUS OH MY GOD
>well, asia is terrible. The Chinese will attempt to backstab you over every little thing and organized crime there is state-sponsored so good luck getting anything done or tracking down missing product or locating the plant manager who has completely vanished and the police say they know nothing. Singapore is alright. Japan is ok, food is awful unless you spend a terrible amount of money. Russia is the same as China, almost, the crime lords aren't state sponsored but they have the backing of incredibly rich people but at least we found the plant manager selling chemicals to the russian mafia. Africa? Don't go to Africa. I never left the site in Africa. India is the same, but I had to travel so I had an armed escort. South America is basically Africa 2.0 but they won't kill you they'll just ransom you. We had a guy kidnapped in Mexico and we all maxed out our credit cards to pay his ransom. He said they treated him nice. Britain is a shithole, they'll treat you like a blabbering caveman due to your nationality. Australia is full of lazy bastards who refuse to work, much like mainland Europeans, but they'll at least buy you a beer or three and like to talk sports.
>oh, that's interesting, but you never traveled just for yourself just for work?
And then she unmatches me. Happens every time I match with a "travel" slut.
>they want a relationship and get too much involved while they acted like whores with everybody else.
Female sexuality is
Sex with chad
Money/emotional support from beta
At least you know where you stand
no they don't since they're desirable to the opposite sex
it's just a meme to set off faggots like you
>tetetetetetetete
>I spent $10,000 in one week at Ibiza Spain
classic yank
>I'm 28 and only if I were born 10 years earlier, I wouldn't have to deal with this shit
Yes you would.
You would just be 38 years old instead.
You think tinder is bad now, you're going to have a BLAST when you cross over to the other side of 30 and don't even appear in the search queries of women that aren't desperate single moms, or Christmas cake roasties.
Use those boomer dating services fag there's less trash but their standards are much higher
>What good is your personality do when the girl has deemed you worthless with a single glance?
She's a cunt for not giving you a chance. the hardest thing i ever had to learn was developing thick skin. She thinks you're worthless? Well then she's worthless too, obviously. It's a numbers game, man.
bro just lift and have sex like literally lmao
Who is this cutie?
you sound like you've got your knowledge of other countries from "anti country x" /pol/ threads
Intelligence used to be the driving force in human selection pressures, now the smartest choose to have fewer and fewer children.
The future population is going to be mixed race, promiscuous and of middling intelligence.
at least the guy was white this time
some rando, sorry bro
>Sex with chad
>Money/emotional support from beta
I'm poor as fuck, I'm an tall somewhat attractive guy with social retardation, which makes me a bit beta I guess. It's difficult to know where I stand. All I know is that I don't want to lose my virginity with a thot for now.
watch some interviews with Charles Murray
he has a theory that like no other time in history more intelligent people are having kids together
before it was usually a smart guy marries a random girl, for a family. Now it's two high IQ tech people that have 1-2 kids.
Theory is that there will be a high IQ upper class and a mutt underclass of plebs
>The future population is going to be mixed race, promiscuous and of middling intelligence.
So Brazil will take over the world
I'm 27 and I set my age range on Tinder to 18-24
>She's a cunt for not giving you a chance
not she's not, she would be if she gave you a chance even though she's not attracted to you.
And it's definitely a numbers' game. A relatively small amount of guys get a very large amount of girls, so what? Nothing wrong with that, and yet somehow you can't admit it's a thing.
>All I know is that I don't want to lose my virginity with a thot for now.
My advice as someone who is likely older than you is to do that and realize how utterly worthless women are beyond their hole. You're not gonna randomly find some chick who just was waiting for you to come around.
>Intelligence used to be the driving force in human selection pressures
I'm
I'm 6'4" and kinda /fit/ but still dad bod enough for the young girls with daddy issues. As you can see, I make a lot of money. So I get a lot of matches, I have 99+ on my phone right now. How many are bots, I have no idea, but I'm 34 so a 30-something can get matches. You just need to make bank and look good in a mirror.
Have you ever worked in any other country on this planet? I have. For six years I have traveled this globe. I needed new pages in my passport. I have traveled so much TSA doesn't even really bother with me anymore, I don't take my shoes off. For international or domestic flights. Imagine that.
i think there's a miscommunication because i definitely acknowledge that that's a thing, but it's not as dire a circumstance as some posters here lead to believe
Actually. That was the current year. Very sad they forgot to be race inclusive with this
isn't it sometimes weird how fiction predicts the future of reality?
>song is DA DA DA DOOT DOOT DOOT
WHAT THE FUCK
Exactly, Brazil is their blueprint anyway. Easily manipulated and highly consumerist.
There's a reason why the human cranium rapidly expanded over such a short time scale. Remember a large brain is intensely energy demanding too.
It's not the jews fault women are repulsed by you m8
The sad thing is, you aren't wrong.
REMINDER THAT THE WOMAN TO MAN RATIO ON TINDER IS 1:5 BEFORE EVEN TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE BOTS
reminder that casual sex objectively fucks up your ability to pair-bond, resulting in a diminished ability to truly love
you have 2-4 chances to find your soul mate before it becomes less special forever
Not it doesn't. Women like guys who are confident and can make them laugh.
which ones?
only fucks it up for women, not that men shouldn't be less of sluts. its just science
My girlfriend is actually quite smart but an utterly lazy turd. Unless I tell her to do something and then she'll do it in minutes. I don't think she'll ever have much of a career but at least I come home to clean clothes, clean house, and have 3 meals made a day. I always wanted a career gf but I'm beginning to realise this way is better.
>try to do social activities that girls like
ignoring the fact that these activities suck, a lot of women would just see you as the creepy guy encroaching on their space just to find a gf.
climbing sucks?
they were girls in the club I used to go
Fuck off I've pulled numbers in worse situations.
Also women like guys who can afford to spend money on them. The second you show weakness or your funds dry up they're out the goddamned door.
>T. 300+ matches on tinder rn, used to have 2k matches but I deleted them to restart because the app was slowing down
Seems nice, I would like that life, how did you meet her?
Online dating sites and apps in the last 15-20 years have changed everything. Women now have access to thousands of guys they would not have had years ago. It has made them very selective.
well yeah of course even if you're not a chad you still have a shot at getting women, but the "incel group" is more than just not-chads; they're undesirable. The difference between current day and before is that that group of undesirable men was alwways aknowledged until recently, and they were told they could be normal and that everyone finds someone while it's not true.
Serious question, where are places men would like to go?
I personally just like aquariums, so I go to places that have those, but I enjoyed the vastness of the Arctic when I was working on my Msc up there, so a vacation to like the Yukon or Alaska during summer would be cool. I also like cottage country in Ontario, although a lot of normies ruin those areas too.
El Roasto
>implying user's friends know any women
Imagine user, now imagine the type of friends user would have. They're all KH virgins
no that's bullshit. It just makes it faster and they don't have to rebound on the local beta is all.
based chad poster
Working class men tend to like rugged outdoor vacations, middle class men tend to seek cultural centres. I love Switzerland and Italy, you can find a good mix of both.
I like desertic/arrid areas but then again maybe it's just the idea that's appealing, I've never travelled.
>woman literally at work not doing work
>no that's bullshit
are you retarded? serious question.
well that's good, but were they cool or annoying?
>be a depressing cunt
>wtf why don't girls want to talk to me
Fucking L O L
local betas got btfo in the process
>i hate porn
youre not gonna shoot up the place are you?
Most of my friends like going to party destinations or skiing, sometimes cities in America and Asia.
I mentioned Korea but I do love it there. I don't care all that much for Kpop or dramas, I like a few films but that's it. What sold the place for me was how utterly safe it felt. I grew up in an absolute shithole and it was really weird to walk around Seoul at any time and nothing would happen. Kids just walk home without any worries, people walking around with Rolex watches on show. Plenty of sex crimes there though, but I'm from Manchester so I can hardly complain about that.
kek I read your post too fast
>it's fine to have few sexual partners or lots
>just listen to my kike babble goyim, it's not like I'm trying to destroy society
I met the perfect girl two weeks ago. Cute as fuck, clever and funny. Got on really well.
Then she revealed to me she's a huge whore who's had a ton of boyfriends, was on birth control for months and in the time since, I've seen her add numerous other guys on IG and make numerous other account on the same dating apps we met on. This bitch is 20.
I met another girl, Croatian, really cool and we got on really well. We talked since the start of January, met up twice last month.
She met up with her ex days after meeting me the second time and retroactively claimed there was no chemistry between us. Her intention was to do that and never talk to me again but I made sure she felt bad about it.
But my ex gf? Who I was with for almost three years? We weren't very compatible but we met at university - it's only now I realise how innocent she is, an angel compared to these other girls.
The issue isn't women, it's the women who use dating apps - they're sluts.
Best vacation I ever took was through Alaska. Flew in to Fairbanks, then took a small plane up in to the artic circle and met this wolf hunter guy who lives up there year round. Then I took the Alaska railroad line that has big glass dome obseevation decks you can buy seats in all the way down through Denali national park and around Mt. McKinley. Saw a pack of wolves take down a moose. Fucking great stuff.
not really, they were just the rebound. Betas still get the dried up roastie in the end.
>be a depressing cunt
You don't fucking know, faggot
You don't know shit.
Try dealing with retarded indians all day long.
The manly ones were really cool and the most attractive ones a bit annoying but still less than what you could find in bars or in college.
>match with someone you think is a slut
>*unsheathes fedora*
>she unmatches
>WTF THE JEWS DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to men? Men men men men manly men men men.
How is Alaska in the summer months, I always wanted to go kayaking or fishing there during the summer
why would you even get into this type of discussion
LOL you think I love pajeets and niggers?
I'm saying don't rant about them to a girl you've not even met yet. It makes you look unhinged, dipshit.
>It has made them very selective.
Yeah and that also made male friendship harder to get since every guy who is a little bit insecure sees you as potential threat.
the kikes aren't forcing anyone to do anything
how do you find girls without datings apps?
and plz only real answers not stuff like
>just go out and talk to girls!
>just b urself!
>just find interesting hobbies!
They don't force you, they seduce you, they make you do it as if you had chose it.
Everything is harder now with social media. Everybody is on their phone texting or on the internet. It's just a strange time for society.
How old are you? If you're in Uni there are so many ways, but if you're in a stable career, shit will get hard.
if you ask you're probably not attractie enough to get one anyway
Match and to a lesser extent of OkCupid. Anything that isn't solely for the phone.
literally work
I found my wife during salsa dancing lessons
then don't be weak-minded
I have no idea without spouting meme answers. I think having a social circle is a big factor. After college my social circle got smaller and smaller. And by the time I was 30 I didn't have one anymore. You are pretty much on your own after that, and meeting women is difficult.
>I met the perfect girl two weeks ago. Then she revealed to me she's a huge whore who's had a ton of boyfriends.
The same happened to me with a girl I met at the library. I was so much into her that she never understood why I ghosted her, it's like no guy ever had any problem before with her slutyness.
28
i get told lots of times im more than decent
should I try okcupid instead of tinder?
i work (solo)
im straight
yeah i dont have a social circle ;(
What if you work with only guys?
based elon
Work, clubs (not nightclubs, clubs pertaining to hobbies), school. I've never approached a person in my life, it's always been the other way around, so maybe work on your appearance and demeanour too.
To all you literal retards: Don't bother using online dating sites at all, all women on them get hundreds to thousands of boring solicitations from unattractive men. Even if you stood out somehow, why would someone looking at a dozen new possible lays every time they check their phone be interested in you in particular?
Literally just talk to women and look attractive. That's it. If sending girls pictures of your body doesn't get you nudes back, you're literally not even trying.
I'm in uni, how do without becoming the creep that asked everybody out?
you're in the wrong line of work then
I was at the bar the other night and two girls came over to me with my friends and started chatting. One shoved her bare leg onto my leg and i didnt recoil, kept my leg there to see if she'd move, she didn't. Theyre both roommates and i said we should go see a movie together, got both their numbers.
So I should choose a line of work based on working with women?
>modern women
>Literally just talk to women and look attractive.
I can't believe it's that easy. I look attractive but I never talked to girls since middle school, I was homeschooled. Tell me you're not lying.
Enjoy getting your organs harvested
>ten years later
>"where are all good men?"
So tired of that shit. I wish I was gay.
Join societies and meet girls in other social aspects of uni. Normally there should be socials as well which are great for meeting people and breaking the ice. Try avoid girls you live with.
You should know from the chemistry whether to bother asking someone out. Don't ask everybody, you'll know when the moment is right.
speaking of manchildren
>Tinder thots
I made the mistake of dating one for a year because I love blowjobs and she gave the best deepthroat ever. Fucked her in some public places too, got head from her in a phonebooth in a speakeasy, road head, head on a street corner in the Lower east side. etc. Suprise suprise, she ends up dumping me after our 1 year anniversary and is back on tinder now with all the photos i took of her
Remember boys, she's never yours. It's just your turn
These are all very helpful, but say I want to improve my negging, Mystery, what then?
I've done that on dates. When you are sitting across from a girl I put my leg against hers and didn't move it to see if she would move it away. It's usually a good way to test the waters.
Obviously you can't act like a fucking sperg but yes, of course it's 'that easy'.
I jokingly brought up the idea of dying of malaria while talking to an African babe one time. Suffice to say, she wasn't impressed. Her problem for not getting the joke.
you are a real blowjob enthusiast
Sounds ideal.
Wtf is this pic from?
Newly trafficked prostitutes being taught the ropes?
Maybe you were a shitty boyfriend :)
>spending 10k to go clubbing in a different country for a week
yikes. i spent like 4-5k in 6 weeks backpacking China, flight included.
ugh is this a blowjob class?
Hasn't been that much more complicated for me. Just don't make a point of only approaching and trying to get around the most vain and hedonistic people possible and you'll find girls who are interested in you sooner or later. The hard part for you is probably mentally accepting that women can be attracted to you and making any move at all, unless you're extremely fat or socially disfigured.
E-dating is for sluts and social undesirables, don't bother if you have even a trace of romance in your soul.
At least, you enjoyed the ride. No worry, she'll dump the next ones until she gets married and divorce for alimony, another Brendan will be born.
based wizard
Isnt dating people from work a bad idea? Dont shit where you eat etc etc
if there are no other options
lmao dude just be more confident
you pump and dump for future leverage
Erm, yikes sweetie. I spent $1500 backpacking around Europe for a month, flight included.
what if shes in a position lower than me?
>The hard part for you is probably mentally accepting that women can be attracted to you and making any move at all
True, now I'm in college and after all these years homeschooled, I don't know how to react, last month, some girl gave me eye contact for days until she got bored of me doing nothing. I wasn't my first time of me wasting opportunities.
I always fear to not be good enough or to not find the perfect words to make it work.
Virgin talk. Date from work if your plans and lifestyle are long-term and on a "marriage and kids" trajectory (shouldn't they be?). It's pretty obvious that if you find a woman worth leaving your job for, you lock that down before she goes rotten or taken by someone else.
i dont see the problem then
it wasn't my first time*
>Maybe you were a shitty boyfriend :)
I don't like fashion or spending my money on 500 dollar t-shirts like she did. I hit a rough patch with business and she thought the grass would be greener with some sugar daddy somewhere.
She'll be back in four months begging and pleading like they all do when they don't get fucked as hard as I fuck them. (Gotta bruise their pelvis)
Her mother divorced her father recently and is out and about slutting around. The whole family is a goddamned mess so I'm happy I dodged that bullet. Everyone is constantly on edge and pissed at each other. First time I'd ever experienced that and I was willing to look past it because I thought I loved her
That doesn't sense anymore in the online dating era. It's old PUA stuff.
>women culturally go full-retard
>man sees this retardation and refuses to adapt to it
>lol bro stop blaming the women and just change literally everything about yourself bro
Unironically this. Honestly, accepting the fact that society is irrevocably fucked cured my depression and made me a more well-adjusted person.
It is not healthy to adapt to a sick society.
Workplace or friends of friends
Obviously this doesn’t work if you’re a neet with no friends
>Her mother divorced her father recently and is out and about slutting around
and there will always be boomer betas to fuck these old hags
sometimes I hate men more than women
>Who cares?
people who haven't given up that's who
based
It's still fucking hard to deal with loneliness on the long run. I enjoyed every bit of it as a teenager, now it's a different story.
So glad I met my wife when she was 18
im not a neet but im nearing my 30s so there isnt much of a thing as "friends". Most people are either also single like me or they have marriage with kids
Literally just be prettier dude, easy fix to literally all your problems. If you're an interesting person, can cook, and princess carry a girl, you'll have your pick of literally all the women who are starved for better choices as badly as young men.
based & rp
I've met women in person, through social media, even had women at work ask me to date their daughters. Ultimately I met my girlfriend through Tinder, we've been together for 3 years. I'm sure it might be an anomaly, though.
>there will always be boomer betas to fuck these old hags
Her dad owned a restaurant so of course the mom starts dating a regular customer of his. He took her to Bora Bora and texted the bartender he knew a picture of the two of them on the beach saying 'Hey tell (Exs Dad) he really let a good one go here!'
Acting like a bunch of goddamned highschoolers
Good luck buddy, you're gonna need it once she hits 25 and feels buyers remorse
i feel a little bad that i'm missing out on these degenerate deepthroating hoes but I have a great wife (married young), healthy sex life, decent mental state, etc. We started dating in 2008 which means we basically completely missed the online dating wave.
god, I fucking hate roasties
Women don't need to save for accidents or the future because some beta will always be there to pick up the check in an emergency.
i'm 31, shes 29. We both look and feel fine, thank you. An hour in the gym four days a week.
Protip: That less men are cold approaching now only gives a greater advantage to those that bother practicing. Start off by making conversation with other random guys average homely women you're not intimidated by and work your way up from there.
What is with these cringy as fuck /R9k/ posts all over Yea Forums these days?
>splinters
says the dude posting reddit cat pictures. Make like Robin Williams and neck yaself
Incel revolt when?
I will join you soon fellow wizard
>sperg out like a true autismo over that very simple small talk question
>wonders why she doesn't want to talk to your bitter ass
>'Hey tell (Exs Dad) he really let a good one go here!'
kek
he's proud of his old washed up meat, boomers never disappoint
I'm gonna step in.
Incel here.
>Obviously this doesn’t work if you’re a neet with no friends
I'm seeing the usual generic Bullshit advice that you can find anywhere, in this thread.
.
"Just join societies, ask family friends, have networks, go out more".
Here's the problem with advice like that. You people need to understand who you're talking to. Imagine someone who can't handle rejection, who lacks confidence because they don't have anything to offer, who hates their height/dick size (things which DO matter to most women) or other aspects of their body and can't do anything about it. People who have so much regret about wasting their time and potential opportunities because of stupid decisions, resulting in self-inflicted lack of purpose in life, or the lack of the ability to fit in.
Is any of the usual bullshit advice going to help people like that? Can people like that be helped? It's a question I'm constantly asking myself.
I believe the issues people, like me, face are not something easily solved. It involves huge changes to oneself, and all that effort just might end up being a fucking waste of time. And so, you look to Society, and try to see if you're really the problem, or if it's something's that's changed and new.
It's a combination of Regret, Confusion, Self-hatred, and feeling unfulfilled.
How each person, who's like that, solves those problems is going be different. It's not be helped with generic advice.
Have sex
>tfw my mom and dad met at a supermarket
>they're still married together
>The hard part for you is probably mentally accepting that women can be attracted to you and making any move at all,
This is very true as I was ugly for my entire life until I graduated Highschool and got /fit/ now 22. It's very hard to undo this wiring; I find that I get to know a lot of women and they become attracted to me but I never make any sexual or romantic advances so they get bored and leave. Because I'm stuck with the mentality that I'm ugly like I was for 16 years when it really isn't true.
>started dating a coworker
>nerdy girl, sweet, virgin
>took her virginity
>thinking of breaking up with her
Virgin girls are terribly overrated.
>used to sit to cute girl at work
>flirted with her alot she seemed into me
>office reshuffled the seats
>now I'm at the opposite end of the office
>hardly ever talk to her now because I'd have to go to her desk to say hi
guess it wasnt meant to be
>Just be urself
>Just talk to people at supermarkets!!!
ABOUT WHAT
WHAT TEH FUCK DO YOU SAY
1) >Hey
...and then she says hello?
2) Introduce yourself
.... then she might say her name?
If yes then what?
If no then what?
3) ?
44738) ask for her number
,,, then she says yes
... then she says no
Just admit you egotistical faggots can't be fucking helped and off yourselves. Take a few whores out with you.
Write the next Game of Thrones and become the next GRRM. Be famous enough that you can grab em by the pussy.
based rocket man
>tfw have a genuinely kind, supportive gf who has helped me grow into a fair, pragmatic and happier person who helps me, does things for me and would be there for anything no matter how difficult the world became for us both
>except this 1% of me that feels like I need more freedom to fuck around
I'm a male roastie.
Are you a pajeet? This is autism.
>waaaah making fun of my roastie pussy is NOT OK, it's just how my body grew
>puny, measly dicks lmao promise your sex game is terrible lol pencil dick
Fucking women
>except this 1% of me that feels like I need more freedom to fuck around
Just leave her faggot, she doesn't deserve you
>t.actual male roastie who's fucked 40 chicks and knows its not worth it when you have a girl who actually matters
the problem with "advice" here is that it's all platitudinous normalshit; not for mile a minute autists
Why do you think you can handle having sex with a girl if you literally cannot maintain a basic conversation just because there's some tits in front of you? You're probably a disgusting low-status person who doesn't deserve to have sex without paying for it if you think like this.
Slut.
Is fun to see my own gifs get posted around. Take this user. I made a better version
Do women fuck the first day when you meet them?
they're heavily in debt
they do if you're attractive and have a chad personality (this is the only time your personality will matter)
no im white western european
im not that autistic only slightly
i can hold a conversation and ive had sex, the problem is with cold approach
ive been using tinder succesfully and gotten laid there, but that was years ago. Now tinder is just girls marketing their instagram accounts and they arent there for meeting
the problem is on tinder with a match you know there is interest to date/sex. With cold approach you do not.
Explain to me the difference on how to handle this irl?
From my experience: if they're Muslim, yes, if they're not, no.
Context clues, bro, context clues.
If you're waiting in a huge line when there's junk food in her basket you can ask what the occasion is.
If she's looking at two brands of cheese you can offer up your suggestion, then branch off to things you like cooking with cheese, and then to CHEESY jokes.
If she's a black chick she's probably used to being objectified so you shout out WORLDSTAR! until she spreads her legs and twerks.
Except that they just voted for one of the most anti-establishment and reactionary politicians in the modern world for president.
ok so comment on the situation
thanks man thats actually helpful and the first helpful advice in the thread
but isnt she gonna think its creepy when you look at what she buys?
ya dying or getting crippled sounds cool
>h-hi miss I see that your're purchasing some uh..g-grapes
if you're attractive (or at least within her tastes), you'd have to go out of your way to appear creepy. Basically if she finds you creepy then it's not meant to be.
Some do, some don't
Usually doesn't take much longer even with more "prudish" girl nowadays
>Hello I see that you are buying alot of crackers
...errr yeah I am...
>Well what are you gonna use them for? Haha
...that's none of your business
>Well maybe I can get your numbers and we can eat all those crackers together sometime haha
..stay away from me or im calling the cops
this is how situations like that playout in my head. Now explain to me again how2 cold approach?
>They're seeking an idealised version of a relationship which never existed in the first place.
This right here is the lie people. Just act like everything has always been morally bankrupt in the same exact way as the present. Never mind actual hard data about suicide rates, divorce rates, mental illness rates, single motherhood rates. Just ignore that because someone told you bad things also happened some decades ago. Ignore the fact that cultures isolated from social media do in fact still preserve practices like virginal marriage. Some cunt says that everyone around the world starts fucking like animals in heat at age 14 so just believe that and ignore reality.
Just walk up beside her and pretend that you're looking at the same thing?
Jesus, this isn't rocket science
man can I really blame roasties when the alternative is guys like this user?
Yeah probably. If she looks at you as if she's getting creeped out you can defuse a lot of it by mentioning it first
>Yeah I know, I'm weird, but sue me, I was bored. Besides I'm really only mentioning what everyone was thinking.
>see girl buying tampons
>hello I see you are buying the OB xxl ultra catcher with extra cushion, I was just planning on buying the same thing
>oh you buying it for your girlfriend?
>i... i was just trying to make conversation
You're being obstinate on purpose. Either that or you're heavily autistic. There's no hope for you until you admit that the only thing holding you back is yourself.
>bi/poly in profile
>"if my dog doesn't like you, then I won't either"
>"you cook I do the dishes"
>"looking for someone to travel the world with me"
>"I love bad jokes"
>"not my kid"
>"I love sushi"
>1000+ pictures on instagram
>"I'm in town for couple days, only looking to meet new friends :^)"
Tinder is a fucking joke.
that comes off kinda like asshole
>i was just saying what everyone was thinking
is it attractive to talk like that?
Well, if you were a normal human being you would know not to sneak up on them when they're buying hygiene products
ok so lets say they are buying cheese
what do you say then? how do you comment in such a way its okay to ask for their number?
>Hey I see you are buying cheese
>So am I haha
>Well my name is Ben what is yours?
>Can I have your number?
or am I missing a few steps
>and plz only real answers not real answers
Fucking incels, jesus christ.
saved thanks gif user
Shut up
>>Hello I see that you are buying alot of crackers
...errr yeah I am...
>I like chips more. You should have gone with chips if you wanted to seduce me.
You say that like a joke of course. Because it instantly switches her "holy shit a weirdo alarm" to her "haha what a goofball" mode.
She can still say fuck off of course, but even then you haven't lost anything. You'll always miss every shot you never both to take.
>Because it instantly switches her "holy shit a weirdo alarm" to her "haha what a goofball" mode.
I refuse to believe you are being serious
>see girl buying tampons
>hello I see you are buying the OB xxl ultra catcher with extra cushion, I was just planning on buying the same thing
>oh you buying it for your girlfriend?
>Well she's not my girlfriend yet. We only started talking 10 seconds ago
you've lost dignity and delivered a blow to your own self-esteem
fucking chads just don't get it, boys