Roman Republic kino?

Roman Republic kino?

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But Caesar was the end of the republic

(((Optimates))) leave

So?

>t. Marcus "hands on senate doors" Cicero

You kill senators like me if you want to make the republic into an empire, just saying

Fuck off Cato

Nope, Caesar never did anything to end the Republic, that was ALL on the Catonians.

Caesar never harmed a hair on Cicero's head, nor any Senator he had at his mercy.

and he got stabbed for it
at least Octavian was smart enough to realize that occasionally, you gotta shank a bitch

Caesar's betrayal is one of the greatest anime backstabs of all time. Brutus has earned his place in the pit of boiling shit at the bottom of the Inferno.

They raped kids like Michael Jackson, so they should get all their works shut down. HBO removing Rome from their digital library when?

>Octavian getting fucked by his uncle when he's 15 was okay according to his mother
>Octavian fucking his similarly-aged sister was a big no-no though
What did Atia of the Julii mean by this?

Julius Caesar (1953)

Atia was actually a very pious and conservative woman, not at all like she was portrayed in the show.

>This is what the boni actually believe
The republic endured until you dumb fucks murdered him.

double standards and that pedos make their victims also pedos.

"according to Augustus' personal historians"
we have little to no idea of what his family actually was like because Augustus was an absolute master of propaganda

IIRC he threatened to kill a senator who was blocking his entry into the Temple of Jupiter but the Senator cucked out, entirely unromanlike, and let him pass.

According to all known sources afaik. The showrunners even admitted to "sexing her up" because they wanted a slut character.

he didn't cuck out, he made his point already that Caesar was a tyrant
the guy blocking his access won that day and even Caesar knew as much

yeh probably, they wanted their own Livia, when the actual Livia was only set to appear in the third season originally

GAVL LIES, DON'T BELIEVE THIS MAN

Rome HBO, they litetarally built a huge set thst looked like the city at the time and that's why they couldn't afford to continue it, sad, but it ends as Augustus takes power, kino

he fucked dem nephews

>no Marius vs Sulla epic
>no scene of an exiled Marius sitting among the ruins of Carthage pondering the nature of power and the rise and fall of men, peoples and civilizations

One of the most Kino moments in human history is yet to be on film....

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Imagine HBO kino about Julia the Elder slutting it up

reminds me
how come there's not been any proper Punic wars kino?

The most kino part of the Sulla-Marius Civil War was this

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>Augustus first in denial until eventually he has to face the truth and choose between his new empire and accepting his daughter for who she is
>And he chooses Rome

HBO you bunch of assholes, give me a show about the crisis of the third century already.

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I honestly still can barely believe Caesar somehow managed to get through Sulla's proscriptions

No, too expensive.
>proceeds to make a half dozen game of thrones spinoffs

Incest was a sin and a crime. Having homosexual relations with a 15 year old wasn't.

It was still incest though, just gay uncle-nephew incest

>one of the later seasons
>Palmyra and Gallic empire have finally been defeated
>All is looking great, the new emperor is hard but honest and has the love of both the armies and the people
>Crisis is about to end

And then, out of nowhere, Aurelian gets stabbed

It's also slander, Caesar fucked lots of bitches, no way he was a nonce.

He was high test and plowed any hole he could find, boipusy included.

Didn't he read out loud a love letter from one of Cato's cousins in the senate?

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

I don't think they counted grand uncle and nephew as close family and I think they only saw heterosexual acts between family members as incest, not between 2 males or 2 females. I'm not sure about that though.

yes, he got a letter while arguing in the Senate and Cato was really smug about it and thought that he could show everybody that Caesar was in some kind of conspiracy, but in reality it was a love letter by Cato's sister

and then he opens the path for a 44 year long uncontested dictatorship

I can only imagine Caesar having the biggest possible grin on his face while reading it

Year of the Five Emperors would amazing as well.

>Having homosexual relations with a 15 year old freeborn was.

Fixed

>last 5 minutes of the season
>Aurelian in his tent looking over some maps of the Persian-Roman border regions
>someone steps into his tent
>he's looking up and gives the person a nod
>he obviously knows him
>Aurelian: "Good news: I got a message from the North this afternoon, the Dacian tribes will send us a few hundred horses and some mercenaries"
>we can't see the person's face
>"That's good... that's good..."
>awkward pause
>"...I am sorry old friend..."
>Aurelian gets his throat cut
>cut to black
>no music plays over the credits

if it was consensual, of course it was legal.

>Incest
>Sin,Crime

Their own gods married their kin (bellona and mars for example),and don't even get me started on jupiter

their own gods also had sex with animals and killed their offspring or parents.

Was still illegal.

>sex with animals
>illegal
two thousand years old yet still more advanced than Wales

>kills dictator
>gets monarchy because of it
>your precious republic never returns
Brutus got his comeuppance

The Republic was gone in Ceasar's hands anyway. Might as well kill a dictator on the way down.

Caligula 1979, uncut

Rome had dictators before, Caesar would have been no different. The Civil War provoked by his murder is what destroyed the Republic forever.

>killed their offspring or parents.

Pls tell me how do you kill a god?

>had sex with animals

Source??

>t. has absolutely no idea about Greco-Roman mythology

They are plenty of reasons to be pro-Populares and anti-Caesar.

>t guy who doesn't answer my question

I'm actually curious pls enlighten me

Same answer as for OP's question: Normies don't know shit about history. That is why all the various movies and series about Rome focus on the same ~100 year period even though all of Roman history is rife with war, intrigue, political debates, etc.

> Caesar would have been no different.

He was declared Dictator for life, Pontifex Maximus and Augur and the people wanted him to be declared king. There was no one as powerful as him in the Republic before.

not him but why couldn't a god kill another god?

give me five great emporers

Gods don't die,only semi-gods(like hercules) die

The only exception i see in this in on the norse religion (The Ragnarok),but even that got it flaws because they legend say that people should be prepared to help the gods on the 2nd Ragnarok (but how can this happens if all of them are dead???maybe they resurrected??i don't actually know to be honest)

ok:

>Pls tell me how do you kill a god?
They aren't really immortal in Greco-Roman mythology. Their status is kind of ambivalent: They don't seem to age but they can get killed.

Zeus killed Asclepius (the God of Healing) and the god Pan also died (the cause is never explained, old age?) Demi-Gods who died are very common.

Deaths of pure gods are rare in the mythology though, you are right about that.

>Source??
Animal-human sex is a common theme in the mythology: conception of the Minotaur, Leda and the Swan, Ganymede and the eagle etc.

>next season's opener 2 parter is about the conspirators trying to gain control over the empire
>all hinges on the legions being easily bought as has happened many times throughout the series
>second half of the second episode
>conspirators try to make a final deal with the legions
>and then the legions refuse, soldiers surround their tent, take all the murderers prisoner and drag them away
>while they're being dragged the leader of the conspirators yells something along the lines of "BUT WE HAD A DEAL"
>gets a response "Did you truly believe we would sell out our Emperor, the man who restored glory and honor to Rome, for mere gold?"
>Final shots of the 2 parter are a dual honorable funeral of Aurelian and torturous execution of his murderers

>Minotaur
He was a curse that Poseidon put on a sailor that didn't want to offer his best bull as sacrifice.Minotaur was actually the son of that sailor.

The rest is just Zeus transforming in a animal to get some pussy.Those women are not actually fucking an animal per say.

Oh yeah almost forgot

>Asclepius
He was a semi-god

Look up my reply on

>He was a curse that Poseidon put on a sailor that didn't want to offer his best bull as sacrifice
No, the Minotaur is the child of King Minos' of Crete's wife, who was cursed to lust after a bull because Minos refused to sacrifice it to Poseidon.

i nodded off reading this post

>the god Pan also died
Really? When? The Gods don't die, they're immortal. Well I guess Attis / Adonis dies, but only so he can be reborn again, so idk if that counts.

Caesar might've eventually given up power at some point. So instead of
>Waiting for Caesar to croak or give up the power and perhaps see Rome return to a republic
or
>Kill him after a couple months like a bunch of retards, make the people hate you and republicanism, and be shocked when you end up with a monarchy that never goes away
Liberators were retards.

Why is Caesar rated as a general? He basically put his men into so many shitty situations that they were forced to become crack legions who got so familiar with engineering while erecting his vanity projects that they could overcoem most other legions through sheer efficiency. His strategy had almost nothing to do with the victories either, they were won on a tactical basis everytime, at the officer level.

because he won

Yeah my bad

He wasn't a sailor he was a king...

Norton = best emperor

Dubs of TRUTH

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Greece > Rome

Brutus did nothing wrong. Caesar had maybe three years left and choose a worthy inheritor

>Pls tell me how do you kill a god?
Wooden stake dipped in lambs blood through the heart.

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