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>b-but james what about the haters?
peak /ALITA/
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>based Rodrigues playing guitar in the background
Give them more to hate. Drown them in a deluge of Alita.
fuck them
FUCK THE HATERS
For like half a minute? It was kind of unnecessary desu and I wish they blurred that part. Adds no value to the film.
I want to kiss her tummy
>It was kind of unnecessary desu and I wish they blurred that part.
we're hitting some critical levels of autism here. I don't think it can be contained.
Alita's sequel comes out
> the fourth is played by a certain actor who was not shown in the trailer
> name unknown, photo no
> movie begins
> fourth appears
> this is ryan gosling
Your reaction?
My - Miscast but I don't care
FUCK HATERS
I don't like nudity outside of porn, sue me.
>checked yesterday, last showing 14th
>they just added more showings up to and including the 21st
Yeah I don't think the goose would work in these movies.
>I don't like nudity outside of porn
How much more do you need for a sequel, Jim?
90k?
I can make that in walk-in matinee viewings.
I suspect you prefer all of your meals be served on one of these.
reminder: killing vector means a major character would need to be blackwashed in the sequel.
FUCK 'EM
Someday you'll grow up and stop thinking with your dick.
Same
I hate forced nudity and sex scenes, they barely add anything of value and serve no other purpose than artificially make the movie seem more mature
>blackwashed
>Jimbo movie
autism is not growing up
discovering new and creative ways to get triggered is not maturing
This is the equivalent of the katawa shoujo General on /vg/, you pathetic virgins
He already blacked (and feminized) one character, friend.
Absolutely do it. Give the man a waifu to hold onto while in the slammer. It's the kindest thing you could do for him.
>I enjoy porn
>I hate forced nudity and sex scenes
My reaction would be that Jim needs to take a break from posting on Yea Forums for a while. If you're reading this Jim, you can stop larping, we know you're happily married.
t. zoomer
>Thinking Jim isn't capable of this
He's a chad centrist. You can't predict what he will or won't do so easily.
>all those shots that are literally nothing but her staring at something off screen
Oh Shiddd, Art book is back in stock now. Almost out again though. Also it's $34 instead of $30, but that's ok. That's a price I'm comfortable with.
SLAW
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A
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this is a pretty good case of hanlon's razor.
rosa salazar’s feet
FUCK THE HATERS
based and checked
>tfw have amazon store and am buying them and putting them back on amazon at markup
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>killing vector
Kinda funny you guys are still going when your little anime just got blown out of the water by captain marvel. I guess you get a lot of practice circlejerking about shit no grown man would give a shit about on Yea Forums.
Haha wouldn't it be weird if someone suddenly started licking them clean? Lol
Yep, they killed vector in the movie. it was palpable how petty and empty the act was.
they should cast james dehaan and idris elba then have elba play koas and dehaan play den.
>I should stop caring about [thing] because of capeshit
What kind of movie is this? Is it just more capeshit, or what? Everyone is comparing it to the latest capeshit, so I don't quite get it.
What are you talking about? Alita even got an extended run in Chinkland. And it's gonna blow passed 400M very VERY soon. Cope.
>>I like porn
>>you should stop thinking with your dick
Its just your standard YA thing. young innocent girl btfos all the mens. They pretend it's an adaptation of a manga/anime but they change literally everything about it and retain none of the concepts.
It's not capeshit because Alita's goals are, for the most part, selfish and oriented around those she cares about. She's no hero. Also no quips, just cheesy dialogue that embraces the source material.
>Also no quips
>yes I did
That didn't take long.
it's a movie made with love and you can feel it while watching it
>RR moves Iron City from Kansas to Panama
>city is full of spic background characters
>but not a single spic central character
LMAO. Latinos just can't catch a break. Not even a latino director could force any spic characters into a movie set in a latino city, while blacks and even asians had speaking roles.
>inb4 Alita
Alita's entire body is cyborg and her race is ambigious at best.
>that 77% monday to monday drop
>Thinking that qualifies
>Even if it did, it's just one instance
Life with autism must be hell
I always represented his assistant as a black man with bolts in the skull.
I can only feel love if there is a stark contrast
Cute little feet and that smirk is the best. She knows.
>say something wrong
>get corrected
>equivocate and adhom
:^)
>Reddit smiley :^)
stop being this buttblasted, faggot
>Literally directed by a taco
When can we expect all the mouse cunts to fuck off?
user, I think you fucked up, you're supposed to post smug CM or something.
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡
hes alone on the early shift, trying to keep the general civil.
Requesting no more responses to bait posts please. Consider 4chanX extension, filters and pic related.
From Ido's Notebook
What movie is this? I need to know
Really?
What song is she playing, anons?
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Guys wtf?
>Its just your standard YA thing
I guess you're familiar with the stuff
any good YA movies like Alita to recommend?
the song of storms
>tfw Alita will be watching me while I sleep
Pretty comfy. Not as big as the fuckhuge window posters some folks got, but I'll take it. I don't envy them trying to frame those though.
A little too cogfop for my tastes with all the brass and useless cogs.
No. The entire genre is trash.
I got one of the window posters and I'm at a loss on how to frame it. I don't think they make frames in 6x4'
Gentle reminder that Alita is a huge Yes and BÖC fag
It was a smart move, it made Ido less creepy with a female assistant
Imagine if it was just two old guys working on a cyborg girl
>blurred that part
>BLURRED THAT PART
dude i find gratuitous nude scenes cringy too, but goddammit BLURRING TITS? REALLY?
Hot take:
Alita is jame's cameron's jupiter ascending.
>Its just your standard YA thing. young innocent girl btfos all the mens
Based retard.
why are you obsessed with this movie though?
Is that canon? Please be true
Ewwww Steampunk
Fucking ironic that nobody in this thread bothered to watch this video because of the thumbnail. CHECK WHO IS IN IT. This video is prophetic in more ways than one.
I like how all the attempts to make ido less creepy ended up with him being a barely contained monster
>okay daughter, I'm going to decapitate you now and stuff your brain into this sexless doll body
BIGGER
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I like the manga.
Yes it is, look it up. Zoomers could never understand.
>reverse image search
Please user, it was more like
>okay daughter, your body is broken so I'm going to make you a new one
Anything can sound creepy if you word it that way user
>young innocent girl
>300 year old cybernetic warrior
pick one retard
>have disease that slowly paralyses your entire body
>could get a body that can walk around
>don't because your dad is a perv and wants you to be able to have sex
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HAHAHA NO WAY
that's not a quip retard
dude that would be so weird XDXD
Read Holy Night and feel ashamed of shitting on based Ido.
Ok it's funny that she's in it but holy shit that was awful.
nobody to talk to on Yea Forums?
awww that sucks :(
The movie picks C: both.
are you happy to finally have a place to discuss this manga?
Well it is college tumor after all.
I see you've never been to Yea Forums. , if serious, clearly has though.
Alita generals are the comfiest threads in Yea Forums right now. keep it up bois
I know I am. Ironic that it would be Yea Forums of all places but here we are.
ido being a harmless low-key weirdo is what makes him endearing. The movie, in attempt to reduce that subtle creepiness, makes him into a full blown psychotic monster.
Other thread name ideas:
/Shan’t be gettin a 2nd/
/forced meme general/
/flop general/
based flop poster
have sex
>A weapon android plays SoS 4 centuries in the future
Really moving, beautiful thought to picture.
Every time you feed (you)s to trolls the sequel gets less likely. Just saying.
Yeah, feels good. Even though I know these generals will eventually wind down over time to almost 0, whenever I see one in future I'll immediately join in. Always.
Just report them. Unless they're very dedicated they'll fuck off after getting banned.
Too fast imo. youtu.be
who are the trolls though?
>Dubs
Fugg I might have to start ignoring those CM cucks for real now.
i am serious, discussing gunnm on Yea Forums feels so fucking good. i'm ok with the movie though.
>bans
>on Yea Forums
>meaning anything
>i'm an oldfag I swear I can quote knowyourmeme!
. . .
Looks like kino is on the menu tonight boys
yea, I bailed on Yea Forums once the moeshit completely took over.
more than ten years ago.
I beg for death daily.
I swear I will endure College Tumor just for her, bros.
Alita, it's snippy snippy time!
What did he mean by this?
>hire christopher waltz
>have a character in the movie that is essentially hans landa meets starvo (spectre)
>waltz plays someone else
i'm here since 2011 so i don't really know how Yea Forums without moe garbage would have looked like, i just lurked there maybe two times and always find it to be the most shitty board of this fucking site, the anons there are also some of the most pretentious assholes there can be.
This film was ALITA bit shit
you just don't understand the deeper intricacies of k-on
they remind me of the BvS threads, where marveldrones where butthurt 24/7. same here.
Could one kind user please post that webm of Rosa checking out a bike? You know the one. Please.
Isn't K-On like the only good Moe or something
to be fair, BvS was better than MoS but still terrible capeshit
No it's as shit as the rest of the CGDCT genre.
Never thought I'd die posting side by side with a BvS fag...
BvS had the best live action Batman fight scene yet. That warehouse scene was pure unadulterated kino.
i just find them all the same, copypasting the same shit over and over and over and over.
Fucking true.
snyderfags at least have a ton of (completely unjustifiable) confidence in their adoration of total garbage.
these threads feel like they know its crap but they love it anyway. Like a battered wife.
It's a decent scene but would have been so much better in a good story.
>makes him into a full blown psychotic monster.
I think you're reading into it too much. Remember we don't know alot about the daughters illness or other treatment prospects. We at least know that her mother chirin was in favor of the treatment. Also remember this world has a different view of what is body horror.
Well I can't argue with that.
>Why yes, I am a retard that can't tell the difference between a young human and a cyborg nor pay attention to story line details.
Don't forget that the daughter clearly also wanted it.
>she was looking forward to waking up with legs that could walk
>crap
C'mon user. At least see the movie before you go screeching in a thread about how much you hate it.
Anyone claiming to be an oldfag isnt...but who claimed that?
>completely unjustifiable
No.
...
Perception can be like that sometimes. I think Alita is unironically great, idk about the rest of these fags in here.
Name 10 things they changed from the manga. I'll wait. Bonus points if the changes actually affect the story
what didn't you like about it?
>No panzer kunst
>No elbow blades
>No zapan
>No Jasugun
>No funny Desty Nova
>No flan
>Not even the werewolf
many top talents in the business working on this film
Cameron, Bill Pope (cinematographer), Junkie XL (soundtrack), Weta etc
the action is well directed (better than most blockbusters anyway), some good acting performances here and there, impressive visuals etc.
there's plenty to like although I do think do movie is flawed
depends if you're the kind of person who focuses only on the negative
or you just don't know anything about filmmaking and have no appreciation for it
I will bite.
>No panzer kunst
Obviously wrong.
>No elbow blades
Who gives a shit?
>No zapan
Wrong.
>No Jasugun
Wrong.
>No funny Desty Nova
The way he responded to Vector's death was pretty funny.
>No flan
Nobody cares.
>Not even the werewolf
Why would there be one at this point?
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best one (muted)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME DISNEY I CAN’T BEAT HER
>reporting trolls instead of playing with them
you guys are no fun
Kekked and checked
>Obviously wrong.
No scenes too show it was used for anti-grav fighting or techniques like Hertz Haeon
>Who gives a shit?
They are cool and Iconic
>Wrong.
Right where was Zapan's beard and URM body?
>Wrong.
Right he got wrekt in appearance and Jai Courtney isn't Jasugun
>The way he responded to Vector's death was pretty funny.
Not too me
>Nobody cares.
I care as a Mangas lover
>Why would there be one at this point?
Cool and Iconic
You are beyond retarded, not even sure how you can actually type sentences with a brain that tiny, superb.
I said legs not body, dad!
Why are you here if you hate the movie?
>no funny desty nova
i liked the speech at the end and i think something of that trait slipped out when he was talking about chiren
also in the manga there was no desty nova at this point, and we have yet to see where they are taking this character in the sequel
I loved the movie, dumbass, what are you talking about? Learn to follow a thread
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT BASED CHINKS
>No scenes too show it was used for anti-grav fighting
>Moon battle
>Anti-gravity training
I love china. china number one
It's funny cause Rosa is a massive weeb as well. She is perfect waifu material.
Say, thank you chinaman.
big if true
FUCKKKKSAKE THIS IS TOO PURE
pfft no she isn't
There's playing and mocking someone, and then there's autistically arguing with the same retard for hours every day about the same shit, desperately trying to prove wrong someone who doesn't care about truth. Nothing fun about it, just annoying. Case in point:
If this guy didn't bother you like you pretend to, you wouldn't be so defensive and take his bait every thread and waste hours of your time on him.
>$700 mi in China and Japan alone
It's time for the reviews bois.
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>posting it again
>No scenes too show it was used for anti-grav fighting or techniques like Hertz Haeon
We're two chapters in, she hasn't remembered Hertz Haeon yet. Anti grav fighting doesn't even happen until Last Order.
>No elbow blades
Watch the movie, she has one by the end.
>Right where was Zapan's beard and URM body?
Show me where it says Zapan has an URM body before he gets the berserker body, which happens after the motorball arc. Also his beard looks fucking stupid in the manga, I'm glad they dropped it.
>no Joshugan
Correct, Jay Courtney is terrible for the role and that should be retconned, with a George Lucas style replacement in the BD.
>Desty Nova, flan
He's not even in the manga this early, faggot.
>werewolf
Dropping the supernatural elements made the story better, I hope they also ignore the space vampires.
>Alita gave chinks humanity
First time I replied to him.
>No panzer kunst
But that was mentioned and witnessed many times
>No elbow blades
Alluded to at the end when she goes to the motorball game
>No zapan
uhhhhhhhhhh this is incorrect. did you watch the movie?
>No Jasugun
He was in it, but didn't have a big role. I'm sure you're aware some things need to be cut for a film adaptation to be true to the central story
>No funny Desty Nova
Yet
>No flan
nigger
>Not even the werewolf
>waaaaaa the character didn't look exactly like he did in the comic
>take his bait every thread
sorry, that's not me
>he doesn't care about the truth
what truth? everyone who respond to him tries to state facts while he is always talking about his opinion.
i know this is the alita thread with hugs and cuddles and i like that, but we are still on Yea Forums, if you want an hugbox echochamber there are better places to go
I hope they show the part where the third reich is still alive and ruling mars with an iron fist
Reminder: only one person in the whole of humanity dislikes alita: battle angel.
how can I forget alita if everytime I eat an orange I have flashbacks of her?
And water causes things to become wet. What's your point, user?
What's that? It needs reminding? Ok. FUCK THE HATERS!
>those girls reacting scenes from the movie
guys hold me i'm crying
hate to break it to you, but in the manga mars is artificially maintained as a series of warring nation states for the sake of preserving as much of human culture/ideology as possible.
Oh yeah
>...and so I turned to them and said,"Fuck the haters."
He’s too autistic to play such a bro-tier chad. Jason Momoa is a better fit
Hater. Singular. And its just one lonely sad pathetic virgin who's in the threads 24/7 trolling about how the movie should've been completely identical to the manga down to being nothing but black and white lineart.
ultra-arcane Yea Forums reference OC coming through
Delete!
GODDAMN IT I LOVE YOU CHINA
you can't, you are fucked, like the rest of us
Not enough love for based Rob Rod in these threads desu but that's somewhat understandable.
Somebody post Gelda
How can one country be so BASED?
Thanks, slantbros. May you continue to be /HEALED/
El Mariachi, Desperado, Machete, Alita. Our love for him is undying. Based Mexican.
lmao instantly thought of this as well when I read the Cameron quote
If you think about it, in many ways Trump did make anime real.
I try to give him more love. I mean even he's admitted he only came into the production in the last 5 years out of 20. And he changed his film making style to mimick the feeling of a James Cameron movie. Robert is still awesome though, he brought the movie to life.
Hey, stop that.
i really really really like machete, too bad the sequel is fuc..... oh shit
So how many tickets do they need to buy and give away to equal one US ticket?
Will they appear? What will they look like?
Trump didn't do shit. Robert helped Jimmie bring his waifu to life.
LMFAO get a life loser. Stop living through a fucking movie’s perceived success.
So what that it bombed hard? So what that Captain Marvel blew it out of the water?
We know in our hearts it’s was a 7/10 film and it deserves a sequel
and that faggot's name is jerome
Incredible
Many people are at stage 4 already. If they were ever in the movie, sjw will cry to the heaven about “fat shaming.”
There is a tiktok Alita canpaign going on. China is less worried about the big eyes like the west. They in fact love big eyes.
Ima watch alita again this morning and now I’m afraid theater staff will recognize me or that I might be bored with the movie but I doubt that will be the case. I’ve seen it many many times.
Is this anal or imaginary oral? I can never tell.
Either way Alita is not for lewd.
Disliked
good.
use their screeching for free marketing like disney did with repressed virgins
9/10 to me because the series and character thrust my whole life onto the path of science fiction/cyberpunk illustration which I now do for a living. Watching this movie more than 2 decades into my adult life as an artist was cathartic on many MANY different levels.
What's the name of Mar's former government?
cheers user
CHINA NUMBER ONE!
That one that uses the filter and turns down the lights was pretty nightmare fuel though.
Cheers.
At the same time he did not read the manga.
Tovarish. Jovians werrre herrree. Venusians and Earrrthlings are suckerrrs.
Alita: Battle Angel is OBJECTIVELY at least an 8/10.
If I were being totally objective, I would personally give it an 8.5/10 as a film. But, Alita has won my heart, so I'm forced to stamp it as a solid 9/10.
More of these please
I did not realise that Alita's setting was full of hard-scifi planet-wide megastructures. What a pleasant surprise.
That BASED poster really is.
"iron fist full of tears"
So beautiful. Where's his book of poetry I can torrent?
There is nothing based or Chad about that ugly faggot Figure Four. Just forget about him and give his parts too kaos
>Implying this is not the very peak of human evolution.
That stood out to me too, beautifully put by that based chinaman.
Alita 2 confirmed when?
I've seen Maze Runner, Night Owls, Nuclear Family, Collegetumor skits, Man Seeking Woman, China, IL. Any other Rosa kino? How's CHIPS, Insurgent and Bird Box? Does she play any significant role in them?
Any user here into music composing?
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This
Why did Gits fail but Alita succeeded?
Alita had heart put into it
they both flopped though
Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to put it like he did. The guy must have found his true love.
soul/soulless
Say out loud that Alita is awesome.
Gits was afraid to dive into what makes gits gits.
That setup is nice, I'm jelly. No idea how he can stand using that mouse, though.
anime eyes
>fuck the haters
i can't be the only one here who thinks the OST is generic boring shit
Do you think A:BA will get an Oscar nomination for Special FX?
I've had it on repeat for days, it's not memorable after the first viewing but it grows on you.
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That antimatter-powered heart will one day be damage and explode like a nuke. You know it, don't you?
The waking up scene, the cable scene and underground fight had memorable music.
The Motorball theme is perhaps what I like listening to the most out of context of the movie, but deserves and honorable mention.
GITS is a cheap cash grab, Alita is a (flawed) passion project. Literally soul vs soulless meme. Anyway the 1995 anime movie is already perfect so making a live action adaptation of it was completely redundant.
Gits was a Hollywood’s attempt if cashing in a popular anime franchise in the west. They thought established franchise with a large fanbase would be “safer” to make money so it turned out to be another corporate’s boardroom movie instead of something made by true fans. It’s has elements and individuals that, in theory, can make the movie success but it lacks heart and true passion from a competent director that can put everything together.
Danke
deadmau5 should have made the score.
Endgame will get it for sure. Alita is an outsider that Hollywood is trying to shoo away.
>Alita
>Not Captain Marvel
You know they've gotta shill their new feminist icon. Might get a mention.
It should get an Oscar. It won't, because the academy award is all about politics, but it's the best CGI character ever in cinema.
Rosa was a total cute in Night Owls. It's a shame she LARPs as latino in real life.
OST is superb objectively. You need to check your ears.
CM will get it for the CG cat and de-aging on Sam Jackson
Man I was terrified they'd recognize me the second time.
the prodigy should have made the score, you shitposting faggot
The cat itself was passable but the tentacles looked like a PS3 game. If they get it I'll be genuinely upset.
this.
Just own it. Cinema staff enjoy movies too, you know.
The deaging and the cat are cheap ass CGI. They both looks terrible.
Does Zapan have his forehead mark in the film?
The BOC mark. Faintly, it's there.
so was alita
would that generate a wormhole? sorry i'm not good at pshysics
this is incredibly unfunny even by CH standards
>You share one last embrace with Alita as the power of her heart sends you both to the afterlife, together
I need this
Take it to a custom frame shop. It'll cost you, but it will be worth it. It'll also help protect the poster from fading.
desu I haven't seen the movie, but considering what happened with BP, I wouldn't be surprised regardless of how shitty it is
ringing in late but I'm seconding this.
I think it's mostly virgins like these on Yea Forums who need consant tiddies in their games for example. The game itself can be fuckin trash but they will buy their fanservice weebshit anyway.
Do they do 2m by 1.5m?
It hurts a little.
How much, you think?
>they call me gangsta
Depends if it's tastefully done. Guess as somebody who grew up in a non-puritan area, nudity doesn't bother me as much.
SURE THING KID
These are good things
Sure, there can be artistic and even plotrelevant value to nudity but I'm talking obvious fanservice here.
I too didn't grow up in a puritan area. It's rather Yea Forums that made me hate it because I know that when I like something that has a female character in it, I can't talk on Yea Forums about it. Alita is bearable but even the fucking general about Titanfall 2 on /vg/ was spamming r34 with giant fucking mechs because some of the controlling AI had female voices.
It's just total cringe. They focus on nothing else and that's when I draw the line.
That's why shit like the DF general is one of the best generals on Yea Forums. Waifufags are just poison if you want to talk about the subject matter but not on reddit.
>>No flan
>Nobody cares.
Get out of this thread!
whats really important is you found a way to feel good about how easily triggered you are
Get outta here, boomer. A younger titer Alita is in town.
That's ummm... really fucking big. Yeah, they'd do it. Custom frame shops make the frames themselves, so they can do any size.
Something that size though don't be cheap. I'd say at least $1000, depending on what sort of border you go with and the type of glass.
Look for frame shops near you and get a few quotes. See what they can do.
Unironically, The Rock
Threadly tiktok interlinks:
No based jim for gits
post titer alita young photo sexy please
Based Shad.
Was this created by someone who never saw anime
Alita is not for lewd user.
This page literally gave me nightmares, the notion that Deckmen are suicidal orphans or obese retards who no shred of humanity or ambition to be anything other than an armless legless slave.
>soiboy
>worships capeshit
>based
>alita spends her time lusting for a meat stick
Lol
i tried to remove the light in the middle.
NEXT TIME DON'T USE THE FLASH AND FLAT THE PAGE FAGGOT
>loves Alita
>hates Captain Miscast
NEW
NEW
>Rando youtuber who apparently makes videos about RPG realism and swords and stuff
>Watch Alita and loves it
>He leverages his 500k subscribers and holds them hostage as he makes 4 (FOUR) videos where he tells them to go watch it
The man is absolutely fucking crazy, based and Alitapilled, but also absolutely fucking crazy.
>>hates Captain Miscast
>still paid to see it like all the other "based" ecelebs
From the thumbnail he looks like edgy outkast
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
thanks user
Hate me but I'm only here because of him. I watched the movie twice. If
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wasn't there, I would've missed the movie.
And he even shits on CM for half an hour here:
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Yes hope you enjoy getting flung into random areas of time/space while getting shrapnel from Alita's body.
I wonder if it hurts his viewership... either way takes a lot of balls.