Why is there no "Garden of Eden" kino?

No. Adam knew the law. The only law. America has over 300 thousand laws. Adam had but one.

Because a white person made it.

Cameron’s making it. It’s called “Avatar.”

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Breeders don't like being reminded that they got kicked out of it.

What would have happened if Adam didnt take a bite? If he was like, "no thanks?", what happens then?
A new eve is created whilst the first is cast away? To where?

Also, when did they first have sex?
After they were cast out?
Was it like in the Blue Lagoon?

wow, a movie about a guy eating something his wife gave him
stop the presses

It is written, through One Man sin entered the world. And through one man all debts were paid. Jesus is called the second Adam in that he negated Adam delivering US unto death. Eve would have died for her sins. Her children would have been fine. Satan would have been killed immediately.

Adam loved his wife more than God's righteousness.

so? how the hell are you going to fill 1-2 hours with that
it takes all of ten minutes to cover that shit, tops

Original sin lead to Adam and Eve being expelled from Paradise. Christ took away original sin, yet paradise hasn't been restored on earth.

If Adam said no, then only womankind would have became self-conscious? This is why we need the Old Testament Extended Universe. Too many questions.

It's not solely about Adam and Eve. Satan deceived himself too.

Its too redpilled

Paradise Lost would be absolute kino.

You're not paying attention. Until Adam ate they were not cursed.

Shiiiiiiiit

Hold up, how did Lucifer deceive himself?

YHWH is God's name and it means He becomes what's necessary to fulfill His Purposes. The Bible says God is a happy God and for Billions of years Satan would have only known a Happy God. He became intoxicated by his uniqueness and beauty and coveted humanity. He never met Righteous Truth aka Justice until he sinned.

What's a good book about the biblical satan that's not the bible?

He believed that he could overthrow an replace God. Obviously he can't, because he is merely a creation, while God is the omnipotent creator.

The Na’vi existed in innocence before the arrival of Man, in harmony with their environment. They clung to their trees and one specific tree that granted them a sort of immortality by providing a home for their consciousness and memories. This is their Tree of Life.

But somewhere in their Eden, there exists another. It is our presence that shall tempt them to it, and for that accursed will we be.

Women would have been cast out and a race of angelic volcels would inhabit creation

Im actually finishing up a 3 part story with this. Part 1 deals with an epic war in "pre-adam" times. In it we see Adam raise an army to ensure earths legacy is his, not pre adamite or angeoic. Action/Drama. Adam wins obviously, calls his kingdom Eden, lush and spiritual place.
Part 2, adam and eve in the garden, romance drama. The strain on their relationship mirrors the gardens collapse.
Part 3, adams fall and mans rise. A balance is found between man and angel. Drama

>Don't you know that I love you

He got played by YHWH. Tempting Adam and Eve was part of the plan.

isn't it funny how desert myths became the standard religion all over the globe? you could have taken norse myths as religion but no, you gotta take the jew dick

Occams razor in theology. Its simpler to have one supernatural deity than a pantheon

>Y'all know you don't wanna eat this apple

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Lilith was cast out before Eve

the serpent was an allegory of phallic lust, Eve wanted foreign dick and Adam betrayed his nation for pussy

Adam isn't foreign to Eve. In the story, Eve literally comes from one of Adam's ribs. Lilith, Adam's first wife aka the slut and arguably the best part of the story that nobody ever mentions, is made from the same clay as Adam. So they're all related to each other.

But it all makes sense for the time and place this story was written. The Abrahamic religions Christianity, Judaism and Islam all have versions of the Adam and Eve story. All of which are still to this day known for their rampant incest.

There is

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I meant the snake was the foreign dick

>The Na’vi existed in innocence before the arrival of Man
didnt they have rival enemy tribes that jake united by capturing the really big flying creature

its a metaphor you fucking retards

>God curses Adam to eternal wage slavery till his body dies and his corpse feeds the earth
>Eve just has a little bit of pain giving birth

That origin story from Noah was the only good part of the film

menstruation too

Being a man is infinitely better so you must earn it

>Was creating the tree of life part of your plan?
>Of course
>If I tempted adam would you die?
>It would be very painful
>You're a big God
>For you

The serpent wasn't Satan.

If god didn't want them to eat from the tree why didn't he just build a fence around it or placed the tree as far away as possible?
Hell, I bet what the bible didn't tell you is that there's a giant orchard and god only wanted them not to eat from a single one of them. Also why would you invite Satan into your paradise?

Indiana Jones and the Garden of Eden is the planned reboot after Ford's body gives up on him on the set of Indy V.
My dad works at lucasarts you can trust me

Noah 2014

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this movie was silly as fuck, I don't remember reading anything about rock monsters stomping around and whomping people in the bible

god damn if it didn't have some kino scenes tho

I think it would be too predictable with a very small cast.

Who plays Eve?

no the angel's story with methuselah and the flaming sword was kino as fuck too

Cameron is the devil spawn

Love should have kept them in line. They were not like us meaning they're not compelled to be bad. We are. Even under threat of death we still sin because we're sinners and stupid. Adam and Eve literally had no excuse. They were like God in that their will was absolute. We don't have this. We're constantly fighting with our own sin and the nature of sin that compels us to send all the time.

*sin all the time

Damn You auto correct!

Who made Satan snake? If it was god, then why he made him evil? Was this his intention, or he screwed up?

Why God let Satan roam free in garden of Eden? Why God had apples that give knowledge? Was god eating them? Does god of Bible eat apples? Why couldn't he make Adam and Eve without mouths so they couldn't eat his apples? Why couldn't he make the apple tree so high that no human could reach its fruits?

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fucking demon niggers, what was the significance of that thing they built at the end before destroying the whole garden?

This is a good post by an educated user. Heed his words.

Also, an adaptation of Paradise Lost by prime Peter Jackson would be elder gods tier good

Satan either possessed a snake or took the form of one. Allowing Satan to tempt Adam and Eve was God giving them a choice. Without that choice they would be robots. Unable not to obey God. You can't say he didn't warn them. The other details don't really matter. For example, the fruit is never specified as an apple.

watch The Fountain

all of Noah is KINO
book of enoch i believe, 90% sure. its one of the apocryphal text, they all get into gnostic shit. the rock giants were the nephilim, fallen/species mixed angels
gods perfect plan is only marred by his creations poor decisions

Might be cool for mommyfags

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respect

I think it was a Nephilim ritual of some sort.

Adam was never cursed, only the ground was because of his sin. Eve is cursed separately for her actions.

The real question is where is the Tower of Babel kino?

Fuck Genesis.
Wheres the Revelations movie????
That shit would be stoner heaven.

It's called Elysium

Here's a good analysis of the film

1/2
We have a family living in a symbolic Eden, and we are witnessing the an allegorical casting out of the elitist upper crust as dished out by fallen angels, led by Camiel (From Wikipedia:''Camael (Latin Camael), Means one who sees God. (also known as Kamuel, Chamuel, Camiel, Camniel) is an angel in Christian mythology and angelology, and is often included in lists as being one of the seven archangels. He is claimed to be the leader of the forces that expelled Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden holding a flaming sword. Camael is not recognised by the Catholic Church due to the Vatican's decision to ban the veneration of angels not mentioned in the Bible.'') and as mentioned in the bible verse quoted at the top of my review, is building a minion of followers on earth (much like Nephilim of the Old Testament:''Now it came about, when men began to multiply on the face of the land, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose. Then the LORD said, "My Spirit shall not strive with man forever, because he also is flesh; nevertheless his days shall be one hundred and twenty years." The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.'') by marking (the strange operation that is being performed on the children and nanny to make them compliant and leaving a scar on their back in the process) and recruiting them into the ranks on Earth.

2/2
The children are chosen because of their innocence and undeveloped prejudice against their fellow man, whereas the parents have a detestable elitist one percent mindset (“We’re from the West; it’s affluent. That’s not our fault.”) that close their door on the lower class as well as those are not of the same race. It's interesting to note that a Catholic Priest is hunting Borgman at the beginning of the film also which would suggest that he has either been stirring up the Religious elite, or has at least made his presence known.

>Fuck Genesis
Fuck you too!

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Oh Phil, everybody knows you are better solo.

end of eva

Adam would have been alive to this day had he not taken a bite. Kind of shocking that no one can answer user about this.

The Bible: In The Beginning (1966)

Most kino bible quote? For me it’s
“The truth shall set you free”

>"That which hath been is that which shall be; and that which hath been done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."

For some reason this sounds very jewish, but kino.

Nothing beats ezekial 23:20

>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

The power of the BDC

Duuh, Eva Green

Paradise Lost kino when?

Werent they the West Memphis case movies.

>still no Old Testament 20 hours epic kino

youtube.com/watch?v=m5iZmrocHDo

Michael Heiser explains.

He was just Snek

Eye for an Eye, Claw for a claw, tooth for a tooth

*blocks your path*

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>Your creations have sinned. what's the next part of your master plan?

this post is fucking retarded

>jennifer lawrence

>Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes
>Also fuck the jews
John: 1:8

Garden of Sneeden

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Are you applying logic to a creation myth? Similar things happen in other religion's myths.

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Post it whwn u finish

what da heck why is dey white?

Was it in the form of long poetry?
I've seen someone else attempting to do this.

there is though

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They didn’t war. They each stayed with their trees and pursued their own best interests. They don’t exist in sufficient number to even crowd each other.

>uh dude religion is stupid use LOGIC
>uhhh what caused the big bang? Just happened lol

good ass

What religious themed or tones movies would you recommend? I enjoyed Doubt, breaking the waves and the Magdalene sisters. The prince of Egypt when I was a child. I haven’t seen passion or the one with willem dafoe.

Book of Eli

look at that goofy-ass crocodile next to the flamingo

>Here have a literal paradise on earth where animals talk to you and bring you food and there's fucking weed and grapes growing everywhere
>Wow what a deal, but what's the catch do you need me to sacrifice the animals or something?
>No, but do you see that apple tree way the fuck over there with an evil talking snake on it?
>I'd really prefer if you didn't eat from that tree and also the snake is Lucifer
>Eve: DURRRRRRRR

And that's the story of how every person ever born and ever will be born was born with original sin.

this guy gets it

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>Flooding the Earth
>With one survivor

Showing all three of adam's wives?

Nice, thanks. So Borgman really was a fallen angel.

jesus christ why are they so hideous?

Yep. Apparently fallen angels are also referred to as demons. Read into Nephilim, it answers a lot of questions.

gotquestions.org/Nephilim.html

>Doesn't capitalise God
>Capitalises Satan
I'm on to you.

There will be. Good Omens which is coming out in may.

Pic related is Adam and Eve outside the Garden of Eden.

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Reminds me of youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY

Because nobody wants to see a naked woman. Yucky.

Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
and naked I will leave this life.
The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away.
Blessed be the name of the Lord.

10 But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh. What? shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil? In all this did not Job sin with his lips.

why it's always women

>being kicked out of paradise is a parable for being a pussy whipped nigga
damn the bible is pretty kino

based

But how can Adam be held to be a moral agent and morally responsible for his actions if he literally had no knowledge of good and evil
He knew the law, but he didn't know breaking the law is wrong or bad, he had no knowledge of the concept of bad

>This summer...
>One man is on a mission
>to justify the ways of God to men.
>There's just one problem...
>He's blind as a bat out of Hell!
Cast it.

Just needs the right time, and that time is now....I’m going to write a treatment and submit it to Jordan Peele...
>Adam (Lakeith Stanfield) and Eve (Lupita Nyong’o) are created by God (Morgan Freeman or Denzel) and placed in the Garden of Eden.
>the Garden is visually PERFECT. Literally the most beautiful setting ever put on screen.
>the animals are all subservient to the two humans.
>first half of the film is just a perfect life and exploring the joy of living in the garden.
>at some point thoughts start to wander in both. They have questions about the world. They desire to know more.
>A beautiful fruit tree appears on a bright hill. They are entranced by it. God appears before them and explains to them that the tree is not to be touched and that great suffering will only befall the two of this single command is not obeyed.
>One day, Eve wanders alone close to the tree and is startled to find a man sitting under it named Serpant (Michael Fastbinder)... he befriends her. She is attracted to his beauty and becomes infatuated with him. He tells her to keep this from Adam as Adam must focus on the task of organizing the garden and ruling the beasts...he must not be alerted to the presence of Serpant as he would not understand and may cast him out of the garden.
>life continues in the Garden, but Eve frequents the tree more often to spend time with the man who lives there..Unbeknownst to Adam who has been busy tending to the Garden and learning it’s powers.
>Serpant tells her amazing things about the Garden, secrets she never could imagine. Eventually, he offers her a taste of the fruit that he eats from the tree, telling her that all of the knowledge he has would be hers as well. He lures her closer and they begin to have sex... she takes a bite of the apple.
>She awakens but something strange has happened, Eve’s skin has become white (Olivia Wilde)...she feels strange and afraid and dazed.
Continued...

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>we have the snow gods T. Norse
>what the fuck is snow T. Greek
Same thing how early IQ tests were flawed,
For example, which does not belong in this set:
Dog
Human
Car
Fish
What ended up happening is that kids who lived inland tended to answer car cause it wasn’t alive, but coastal kids were more likely to say fish since everything else was on land. One omnipotent god gets all the worship, but gods that are more biome specifc like norse, old japanese and african religions tend not to spread as well

>he’d rather be a women cause he thinks it’s easier than be a man in the fullness of what he can accomplish
Is there a better sign of a beta male than this?

Continued...
>Eve still dazed and drunk with euphoria finds Adam who is surprised that she looks different.... her enlightened aura hypnotizes him her skin is dazzling white like diamonds... he asks how this happened and how he too can gain this state of enlightened euphoria... she hands him the forbidden fruit and then they make passionate love...
>they awaken from their postcoital slumber and Adam (now Sam Claflin) is startled by his own transformation.
>Eve also awakens and her daze has worn off. She starts to shiver
>suddenly the sky becomes overcast.
>wolves and other vicious beasts near them and start to give chase.
>They are surrounded and a glowing Lion pounces into the clearing... Adam and Eve cower behind bushes.
>The Lion transforms and reveals itself to be God...
>He admonishes them mercilessly for disobeying his one command.
>They are ashamed and cover themselves...they start to feel pain and anguish.
>God transports them to a barren desert and tells them they will suffer and eventually die...but that their offspring will eventually be redeemed...
>The final scene is of a haggard and world weary pair of humans barely resembling the beautiful beings they once were, now wearing animal skins and trekking through a strange and perilous world.

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Based

>"I just whooped your ass!"

Austin 3:16

Based AND redpilled.

>Woman dooms all of humanity
What did God mean by this?

Women have always been regarded as worthless creatures

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I wish they would make a kino about assassins creed version of adam and eve.

Because stories this far-fetched and retarded aren't adaptable.

sauce?

is it true that all humans descended from adam and eve, and that adam and eve only had sons?

Where do you think we get our monkey genes from, idiot? You thought God just coded us to be like monkeys? Obviously not
Those boy got them some hot monkey pussy

>story doesn't bring up unimportant characters that don't enter into plot

Adam should have known it was a test and God can fuck off if he wants to deliberately test me. He's omnipotent, he knows if I'm good through my doings already. Why does God, who can do all, need that fruit there, uneaten? Clearly hiding something, that God. Or he's just an obtuse arbitrary cunt. Or it's a ll a bullshit metaphor telling you not to listen to shady fuckers.

>Also, when did they first have sex?
That was the "eating" of the apple, lad. Jesus.

So why did God tell them to be fruitful and multiply if sex was a sin and got them kicked out of paradise?

Part of this was based on Adam and Eve.

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Part of this was also based on Adam and Eve.

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Given a million Gardens of Eden, within millions of adams and eves, the story would play out the same every time. Its a cautionary tale, as like an appeal to authority. Easy way to control the population.

Free will could not exist if God had not given them that choice.

If you guys died today, do you know for sure you're going to heaven?
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Because having a woman do wrong first would be sexist

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