Snares you with lasso of truth

I would prefer an ugly chick than a whore. All women are whores nowadays, so I'll remain a virgin forever. That includes you, Wonder Slut.

I only pretended to like your movie to spite marvel fans, in reality I don't see any difference between the two franchises

>ahhh i want to see you barefoot aagh!

THAT’S THE JOKESTER DIANA! RELEASE HIM BEFORE HE SAYS IT!

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Your movie is just a First Avenger remake.

nnnn.... NNNNNNNNNNN

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I pretend to be a tradthot but secretly want to be sexually dominated by a tall Jewish goddess

I haven't seen a capeshit since Spider-Man 2 but I actively shitpost about them.

I never lie.

I want to facefuck you while sniffing your feet.

SIT ON MY FACE

feet or gtfo

They could have cast someone better

“It?” What is “it?”

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I want to throw you into an oven for being a shitty actress and a Jew.

I love little girls.

AHEM

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One time i got drunk and did some gay stuff with a friend. I wasn't even that drunk though.

I don't really like modern movies, capeshit even less. I just come to Yea Forums for the n word threads.

*cough*
Man goes to the police, says people have been ruining his reputation
>Police says how?
>Man says they've been going to other countries and erasing and changing the culture, electing their family into positions of power and passing laws to benefit themselves
>That they've taken top level positions in television, banking, government, radio, journalis, movies, and every form of media and entertainment
>That they are millions of them, each adding a little bit of Malice into the world so that over time it adds up, and even Great Nations have fallen to their lies and trickery
> Man says its so obvious yet so immense, that no one can point a finger and call them Evil because they've passed laws to silence those who see through their lies
>Man says they are too good at lying and subverting any attempts at stopping their work
>Man says it's been going on for years
>Man says he wants to stop them but...he'll be vilified
>The Police says Wow, thats weird. Maybe go talk to the Leader of the only country not in control of those Evil People he'll have a solution to stop them
>Man tears up sadly and says "But officer, i am the leader of That country.

Snare drum followed by Heavenly trumpets of immense sadness

*cough*

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that’s not how it works, she has to ask something first

I listen to korean gaypop but not even ironically

No, lassoing someone and then commanding them to speak just access their unfiltered stream of consciousness. In my case, it would sound something like:

>”Jesus Christ, why is the tease of that skirt even sexier than actually seeing her nude those thighs look fucking delicious I never even knew I had a thing for being tied up until this moment I mean I always sort of suspected I did but was always afraid to mention it what was the name of that band that had all those heavy BDSM elements in their videos was it Dimmu Borgir or something like that dude at work used to call them the “Norwegian Church Burners” goddamn I miss that guy I wonder what he’s up to these days the way the gap in those boots tease a glimpse of her sexy arches is borderline pornographic to me Jesus why can’t I stop saying this stuff out loud is it this rope how can I be this embarrassed and this turned on at the same time”

And then she’d tell me to stop.

>i--i- i like to stare at girls feets
aahh it burns...
> oh gosh, i confess, i aactually think Brie Larson is pretty...

Im gay and i attracted to mature men over 40...
phew...i said it!

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If you speak any language other than English exclusively you are actually stupid subhuman filth. Nobody gives a shit about you.

I am so sick of going about my business or trying to work my dead end wagecuck retail job in my English speaking country and having to overhear some raghead or gook or spic talking in a different language like OOGA BOOGA and OROTOKOLLLOLOLOLO or JAJAJAJAJAJAJA and then being too ignorant to learn English, the one true language of civilisation. They just fix me with a dumbfounded expression and say 'no English.' YES ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS, THIS IS FUCKING ENGLAND.

Everything in every other language sounds terrifying and inhuman, like some sort of Satanic chant. Words and sentences are indistinguishable.

OOOGAROLOLOLOJAJAJAJAALAKALABOOOGJALOKATATABOUINEEE

I'm so fucking sick of it and how modern leftist politics and 'multiculturalism' normalize it. I don't give a shit anymore. Nobody does. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR BE GASSED.

Good lad

This shit bothers me too. I find it both obnoxious and exclusionary. If my country was so shit that I opted to move to a new one with a different language, I sure as fuck wouldn’t expect the natives to accommodate my ignorance. I’d be embarrassed by it, make every effort to get fluent as fast as I possibly could, just like my German great-grandparents did when they moved to the U.S.

Dutchfag here, are you adressing us too?

I want to be a 10/10 futa

Sometimes I wonder how having a vagina feels like compared to having a penis

I'm pretty fucking scared. I don't want to die alone but every time I try to form a human relationship I fuck it up and abuse them and end up pushing them away. I never was scared of being alone when I was younger, but now that I feel my health deteriorate slowly and everybody else has moved on and left me behind, I feel like I can't breath sometimes

seems like your actual problem is your life senpai, left wing politics have contributed to your frustration but it sounds mostly that you are frustrated by your current social status maybe even your social class, you feel like you dont deserve the enviroment you live in yet you haven't done anything to change your situation, stuck with spics and nigs

I preferred when Chanel Santini played you

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>leftist politics and 'multiculturalism' normalize that we live in a world where different languages and gloabalization exist
Yes, it's pretty fucking telling that you work in a fucking dead end retail and have nothing going for yourself in your life when you have to make a fucking fundamentalist religion out of your heritage. Fucking subhuman. Wash my car.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

these threads are made by israelis

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???

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I wish you would go back to the leotard.

This. If you disagree you hate the white race.

>I'm so sorry
For what?

because they control you and your country, sorry senpai

Anyone got that one webm of gal? You know the one

I wanna fuck you, mama.

Could you like eat a sandwitch or something? I'm not into anorexic sticks. Why didnt' they pic someone fit like Jessica Biel again?

Lol

Because you have been conditioned by stormfronters on this site

I've been to a dominatrix three times. Once we did a scenario where she was Wonder Woman and I was forced to admit I wanted to lick her boots and for her to step on me. Also for her to sit on my back and whip my ass while calling me her bitch boy.

How much did it cost?

I hit her... with my fist of truth!

Sure thing, tranny

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Fapped to traps once or twice...

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love

cuny

based

you look better as a cyclops

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