Are there any FBI/CIA agents browsing Yea Forums?

And lemme guess you do it for free?

Get real good at analytics and being comprehensive in reporting, then enter an employment initiatiave from your college

Every so often some nutjob threatens an attack on b or pol, and we have to flag it in case it corroborates other intel we have. Nobody cares about your underage girl posting on tv, but I’d still advise cleaning that shit up man

Fuck I meant to reply to . Good thing I don’t technically get paid to shitpost

Does your agency know about sneedposting?

So do you like work undercover with guns and shit?

I wish

No, I do that for free

And how is your division called? LARP?

No, but one of my bosses is genuinely called Bill Wilson.

tell me my location within 30 miles

No clue, NSA have that shit not me and I can’t be fucked finding it out

Wait so you are telling me there’s an entire CIA division that browses Yea Forums as there daily work? Kek

I'm an MJ12 operative. The Grays wanted you to know they're sorry for all the probings.

tell us something cool or show us ur gun or something

I’d imagine they’re mostly on /pol/ while all the ATF agents are on /k/ trying to get people to post their bumpstocks

Yes, an entire division dedicated to cataloguing and monitoring Kek

No, not really. It’s just a few guys on the bottom rung who are fairly knowledgeable/keyed into what’s a meme and what could actually be something dangerous

Just reviewed your post history and you've said nothing chuckle worthy.

What are your favorite memes then?

>FBI/CIA agents
>unpaid
...

Whenever they raid you can tell immediately because threads stop expiring. Yea Forums is permanently monitored though.

You mean they don’t get archived for a long time?

Fuck me but I liked pestposting and lechiffre game posting.

Only agents get guns since they're law enforcement. 90% of this is office work

So was Yea Forums always monitored this thoroughly or only after Trump got elected?

I started last year but I think b at least has been an issue for years and years

So you do you work like in Langley or there are various facilities?

Dont want to say where I am but theres a bunch of offices

Good luck!
We're 100% BLACK

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Is it by a bunch of buildings? Are there roads nearby?

Is MkUltra real?

There's FBI stations all over. I go by one on my way to work. Sometimes we play them in beer league softball.

Don't listen to that faggot pretending to be CIA, I'm real CIA. There's nothing to see here, we aren't spying on you, nothing to worry about brehs

Nah FBI isn’t as cool as CIA

Haaa

all these fbi and cia fags pfft they got nothing on the nsa

What? Just look up your local FBI office. They're all over. They don't hide out. Maybe if you live in a tiny state you will have one for the tri-state area or something, but my state has quite a few.

tfw when sneedposting was created by CIA to sabotage this board

NSA is pretty cool, they're the one's watching everyone jerk off to tranny porn

it was started by some mexican faggot who had an unnatural hatred for comfy simpsons threads

ATF agent here. In between browsing /k/ I sometimes pop in on other boards. Yea Forums is one of them.

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most of the monitoring & directing is accomplished by AI
slide posting is somewhat more deliberate, at least in planning, but executed en masse automatically

there's nowhere left to shitpost bros.

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All your previous posts indicate you are a faggot as does your psych profile too.

Wtf I love Mexicans now

i hope so, you fucking pedos need to burn alive

JIDF agent here. In between browsing /pol/ I sometimes pop in on other boards. Yea Forums is one of them o vey

What the fuck is JIDF

>Mormon qts doing mission work in 3rd world shithole
>they stop me and ask me for directions
>we start talking about stuff and I ask them if it's true that the CIA recruits them cause they got first hand experience on handling themselves in a foreign place
>they smile and admit it's true

I know b Is full of degenerates but has been something serious enough to make FBI act?

oof

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Revenge porn probably. Not sure that's a federal crime though

The main board we monitor its /x/
There are a few individuals that we are keeping an eye on; they go there and we also want to check their behavior.
This is not a joke.

Did you ?

No Goyim. Now enjoy Yea Forums and don't forget to use Google reCaptcha.

What is the safest board then?

Degenerates or as I like to call them Americans

/pol/

probably /c/

this is actually really good improv

/ck/

>initiatiave

Yeah real good