So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree based Captain Marvel is better film than weeaboo virgin Alita?

Incels don't watch weeb but Captain Marvel

Alita 9/10 art of kino.
Captain Marvel 3/10 capeshit.

Eat shit and die, feminist propaganda.

>Incels don't watch weeb
I wonder. Were you able to keep straight face when posting that?

Mmm... tasty incel tears. Drown me in your anger.

>Captain Marvel
Literally who? Don't know that any MCU fans, and only watched Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool and Spider-Man.

>incels parroting for months that Captain Marvel will fail because it's woke and feminist
>Captain Marvel makes over $350 mil in less than a week
>incels go hiding and try to act like nothing happened
OH NO NO NO

This board hates both movies so I don't see the point of these threads.

if you like blandly directed action and cats, yes

>200 Alita generals later
it's time to face reality

I would suggest two different things are happening.

1. Yea Forums being stupid enough to think an MCU movie with a $300 million advertising budget wasn't going to do well.

2. A bunch of seething idiots deciding to take umbrage over an extremely mediocre capeshit movie. Mostly, on account of Brie Larson being unlikable and ineloquent.

Was it worth it to get so assblasted over this movie. No, absolutely not.

>one containment thread full of outsiders is Yea Forums
Nobody cares about Alita and nobody talks about it outside of the general. On the other hand, this board is completely obsessed with Captain Marvel and can't stop talking about it.

>how can you say Yea Forums doesn't like what I posted 40,000 times about??

>absolutely kino Alita vs generic capeshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no

is Alita actual any good? I liked the manga

that's like being paid in zimbabwean dollars
Incel tears have no value, dumbfuck.

Both are shit and flops.

Cry more incelboi. Lulz and incel tears are the most valuable commodity on Yea Forums.

Alita has a general precisely because people are well-manner and don't want to spread the board with Alita posting. If you were on Yea Forums during Alita's opening you will see a dozen of Alita threads but they all got consolidated into one. CM have dozens of threads but mostly hate, not exactly a fanbase or anything.

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> incel tears
> rare
thou art a REEEEtard

The effect will a a gradual one. Let's see how much is the second weekend drop for Captain Marvel.

>The director is Robert. We are no stranger.
Why haven't you seen Roberts directorial debut yet Yea Forums?

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Neither are diamonds and they are still hella valuable.

yeah the ones with a lot of karate

The ones without karate are cheaper than other rocks.

This is your tears when CM proves it BTFOs Alita after months of incel shilling.

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It's time to face facts user, Yea Forums loves Alita. You've been outvoted.

Oh nooo, do you mean it'll beat Cringita? How can this be?

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I know you're baiting but you really need to choke on a nigger dick OP

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>but you really need to choke on a nigger dick OP
Implying OP would have a problem with that

Have sex.

have sex

Yes, it's different but good. It's an improvement on the OVA for one thing. And the manga kind of meandered after a while with the Last Order stuff.

The people complaining about the movie adaption are basically those with the same mindset that missed Tom Bombadil in LotR.

Catch it in 3D if you can. Or with a good sound system at least.

Neither.Weebs and capeshitters should try sex.

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