Why did Dark Matter destroy her career?

shes always been thiccc
she went through a vegan phase where she slimmed down but that seems to be gone now

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>come say hello!

Obviously I'll never prove this but I bet Jodelle's the sort of person who would be unaffectedly pleased if you did. I expect and can (probably) withstand your scorn.

How about we fund a series like Izombie/sliders were she jumps every episode in a different reality?
Lots of possibilities for her to do coplays!

Are you rich? Built like Liam Neeson or William Dafoe?

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Why isn't this rug munching sexy little whore more lewd

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because after dark matter all anyone wanted her to do was get those massive tits out

Because we like how she is. Lewdness is just a bonus but not needed!

God I hope that's not true.
(But in some unacknowledged recess I believe it.)

Moar lewd as possible Jodelle please

Cute is superior to lewd!

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Oh she would look at her videos and pictures in Instagram and videos on youtube she loves meeting her fans

she is not lewd, not a whore, and not a rug muncher
stop projecting

I’ll get her a starring role in a Disney movie if she’ll post a pic of her butthole, twat, titties and feet

I doubt you have that authority
And not even Warner Bros CEO Kevin Tsujihara could get decent work for a woman trading sex for casting

I just want a Jodelle gf so bad.

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Her chest is coming along great. More

why does she try to hide her milkers so much

>dat sweater meat
das it mane
Scholarly studies at the Institute for Jodelle Analysis have reached a consensus that she suffers from body image issues and this is the source of her tendency to wear layers of clothes and cover up

>a Jodelle gf would be:
short, curvy, shy, awkward, nerdy, geeky, enjoy alone time, crafting, cooking, and cuddles

>literally best body type
>she's ashamed of it
why

What complete tat she is selling

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In English?
Western culture shames women to make them consume to feel better

is she an actual lesbian?

>docs
>stockings
>skirt
>sweater

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>How about we fund a series like Izombie/sliders were she jumps every episode in a different reality?
>Lots of possibilities for her to do coplays!
That episode where she jumps into a big boobie mummy hareem absolutely milkino

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Yes

>the studio that brought you boxtrolls and coraline
why aren't they mentioning kubo?
NO
that is a Yea Forums meme

which one is true

It is a delusion Yea Forums concocted to troll Jodellefans

Probably bi

Remember when she was doing ads for contact lenses?

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then no such thing as she licking pussy?

>5'4 on platforms
so like actually 5'1

I M A G I N E
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>retarded cow nosering
it was deserved, fuck that thot

>to troll Jodellefans
Yeah because it's not like I want to imagine these two getting all sweaty and scissory with each other.

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5'2
Those aren't 3 inch platform boots

her friend is mugging her with that shift showing off her belly
>hey jodelle why don't you show more skin huh
>oh, well, um, I...
>XD
what a bully

God it's not fair
My great grandsons will have a JOI that looks and sounds just like her
But I have NOTHING

i miss dark matter so much bros. it was unironically a good show

to be fair her tits are the size of a cow's
and thats a good thing

She's listed as 1.57m, that's not even 5'2 and their agents usually lie so she's probably shorter than that.

No it wasn't, it was a mediocre crossbreed of that last Stargate series and Farscape

imdb:
>Height
>5' 2" (1.57 m)
1.57m is 5'2"

yes it was faggot
don't mess with me bitch boy

As a fan of dark horse and terrible cheesy deep space scifi I agree.
Have up when it got canned.
Expanse is 1000x better

>rustled goose.png

no

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>Leaflets trying to steal an extra half inch. When will they learn?

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IMAGINE her and marie kondo together

But everything Jodelle is close to will spark joy.

Jodelle herself sparks joy

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Left looks like Jenny with a little less FAS.

good eye, user

>jew nose

UHHH NO THANKS THOT

Shes not jewish
Shes pure

Flintstone Feet.

>How about we fund a series like Izombie/sliders were she jumps every episode in a different reality?
And it follows terminator style travel where she has to be nude. So at the end of every episode she frantically strips. And at the beginning of every episode she starts nude.

Yes

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Why are Jodelle threads protected by the jannies?

Some dyke here is desperately wishing she is apparently

have sex bitch