>Say this will be more like the game
>Copy 2005 version with a black ops team that doesn't include a Doomguy with the green chrome armour
>Copy 2005 version with majority of "Demons" being just Resident Evil tier zombies
>"BUT THIS ACTUALLY HAS THEM OPEN A PORTAL TO HELL"
We shall see but so far this teaser is as terrible as low budget school projects get
Doom 2019
Mason Smith
Jack Barnes
>Doom Guy is a girl now
Yeah, dropped.
Jordan Foster
>No Doomguy
That would be like making a Iron Man movie without Tony Stark. Why does Hollywood keep fucking everything up. There is a damn plot from the games they could easily convert to film.
Austin Diaz
Why not ruin things as they get paid anyway? They must be laughing their asses off.
Brayden Harris
The only way this can be good is if that spec ops team that opens a portal to Hell is the one that finds the crypt with the Doomguy in it and the rest of the movie is just him ripping and tearing while the spec ops run around and admire him.
Jayden Turner
>make doom movie
>without doom guy
Adam Bailey
Probably no Daisy either.
Eli Robinson
this sound both interesting and hella rad
which is why we can't have this, we only get to have shit.
Easton Foster
when will these retards understand that doomguy is the only reason doom is fun?
Camden James
You could say that this movie is... doomed
Jacob Ortiz
Doom should never be a movie anyway.
Adrian Diaz
>thinking movie execs listen to actual fans of the material instead of just wanking eachother off
Haha good one
Xavier Wilson
you'd think they would do what would get the most asses in seats
Hunter Hernandez
at least we had this
youtu.be
Samuel Scott
this is actual fucking trash lol.
Slow as fuck, looks like one of those shitty on rails arcade shooters. Really embarassing for everyone involved.
Thomas Rivera
2005 doom was pretty comfy. karl urban stole the show.
Christopher Williams
Mark my words, this film is a tax dodge.
Daniel Cook
They do, this is why this movie is called DOOM
Logan Fisher
It's direct-to-video. Probably being used so Universal can keep Doom film rights or something.
Jayden Smith
>we shall see
think I've seen enough
Jason Sullivan
Matthew Mitchell
>no Doomguy
>straight to video
Josiah Kelly
Colton Thomas
>That would be like making a Iron Man movie without Tony Stark.
Um, excuse me, shitlord.
Carter Foster
>Probably being used so Universal can keep Doom film rights or something.
BUT WHY MAKE IT SO LOW BUDGET?
Mason Wilson
they only have to be better than their competition which is also shit
Luis Smith
MOVE OUT
Brayden Turner
So they can just keep the rights only for themselves.
Gavin Gonzalez
>Doomgirl
Shes gonna be a snarky bitch isn't she
Xavier Torres
Listen, Doom (2005) was okay.
Aiden Morales
It was sibling kino.
Angel Nelson
>Listen, Doom (2005) was okay.
It was more than okay. Had strong actors with excellent horror tones. That scene when guy runs away from evil dogrger and the scene when the guy is thrown into the medic bay and tries to climb out while fighting the demon. Not mentioning the FPS scene, I really liked it when it came out.
Blake Parker
Because they'll wait till they can market doom as "epic old thing only REAL gamers know" the game the move
They're not even trying with doomgal either...
Bentley Robinson
Absolute garbage. If I was Bethesda I would sue them for harming the IP
Jackson Scott
I loved the newest Doom game and this looks nothing like it.
Hudson Baker
>ywn see The Rock return as a giant Spider while Karl Urban is trying to survive a massive hellish attack on Earth
No idea why they never made this idea. Easily they could have made some crazy Satanist make a deal with Satan to bring the infected creatures on Mars down to Earth and multiply.
John Walker
Samuel Nguyen
Nigger the movie was absolutely fucking awful, get the fuck out of this board jesus christ.
Aaron Robinson
>Doom 2005 = The Prequels
>Doom Annihilation = The Last Jedi
Jaxson Lee
>Nigger the movie was absolutely fucking awful
So Mad Max Fury Road, Transformers 5 or whatever, The Last Jedi, Jurassic World are all better than Doom 2005? If you think so... you have the shittest taste.
Jack Nelson
>Louis Mandylor is in it
He's good, but the film looks terrible. Just watch The Debt Collector instead with based Scott Adkins too.
Jonathan Morgan
>Trailer for Uwe Boll's Far Cry movie looks better
youtube.com
Carson Fisher
@111306934
Luke Baker
>@111306934
Holy shit you really are not from here and you are telling me to get off this board when you have unbelievable shit taste?
Joshua Lee
imagine being this wrong
Wyatt Rodriguez
>@111306934
Nathaniel Price
@111307011
>he doesn't know
Tough guy, huh? Whayougonnado? Shoot me?
Landon Brooks
@111307011
He just didn't want to give you any yous, he obviously thinks you don't deserve them.
Brody Phillips
This
Brayden Jenkins
DOOM shouldn't even be adapted into a movie. There is no story or characters there, this game based on a pure enjoyment of demons slaughtering, you can't transfer it into a full-length film. Even the most recent game have nothing interesting for movie adaptation.
Samuel Foster
Unpopular opinion: New Doom game sucks. Doom 64 and Doom 3 are the ultimate games. I prefer them to be scary than over powered Gary Stu.
Henry Wood
Hardcore Henry should have been Doom
Matthew Hall
I liked that it featured Judge Dredd's father.
Hudson Evans
NEW BAD OLD GOOD
Samuel Taylor
This exactly.
Doom should be a perfect mix of Hardcore Henry and Crank.
Nathan Gonzalez
>We shall see
No we won't.
Fuck "giving things a chance", this is comically bad from the first frames onward, I don't need shit like this in my life. Do it properly or don't do it at all.
Jackson Murphy
My biggest hope for it is that Doomslayer shows up somehow somewhere near the end. Like it follows the team getting desperate and he shows up to stomp everything.
Robert Anderson
ZOOMER 12 YEAR OLD NO PLAY OLD GAME MUST BE BAD
Cooper Scott
It's literally gender swapped 2005 DOOM.
Asher Young
>Doom 64 and Doom 3 are the ultimate games
And PSX Doom.
Asher Nelson
>Doom 64 and Doom 3 are the ultimate games. I prefer them to be scary than over powered Gary Stu
fuck off with that casual console shit
Isaiah Torres
Ayden Cox
Absolute forehead
Juan Brooks
AHHHH A NIGGER! A NIGGER EVERYONE! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!
Matthew Thomas
Do you have a stroke?
Josiah Reed
that looks ridiculous
Cooper Hill
A stroke of genius
Ethan Ortiz
>reverse image search
>find kino related
seems about right
Parker Perez
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Thomas Diaz
It's a movie made by Universal Direct-to-DVD company merely done for keeping the DOOM copyrights, what did you expect?
Austin Hill
2005 Doom is a master piece compared to this.
Austin Perry
OH NONONONONO
Parker Howard
I lolled at KANG
The sad part is Rhoedy had a niece from the 90s. Her suiting up after he died and Tony went into a coma wouldve made more sense
Jason Bailey
ID soft even disassociated itself from the movie because they are doing a reverse Wolfenstein and courting the anti pc crowd.
Alexander Campbell
how are they allowed to make a "doom" movie. Did those retards sell the rights?
Anthony Bell
Fury Road was a lot better, rest was worse.
Ethan Taylor
He looks so small there.
Brandon Diaz
its depressing
Jacob Garcia
what is that pic even trying to say? Just her alone with the gun is enough
Dylan Wright
>tfw 2005 was 30 years ago
Jose Fisher
tell CJ all he had to do was follow the damn vidya
Adrian Powell
The Rock's rock's law states that it bombs, due to gravitational forces and his vacuous hole of actual charisma. Karl Urban was great as always and that first-person sequence was the only memorable part. Everything else aped Resident Evil series (first and Apocalypse) atmosphere, aesthetic and general shitty "take the outline and fill-in the rest with Hollywood creative cement" technique.
Jacob James
I imagine that it's a similar situation to marvel comics where id software was strapped for cash at some point and decided to sell rights to different kinds of doom media to different companies, ie Bethesda is the only company with the license to make doom games but whatever company is making this managed to snag the rights to film adaptations at some other point in time. Might even be similar to the 90s Roger corman fantastic four movie that was made as cheaply and quickly as possible and never released just so the random German film studio that owned the rights could legally hold on to them for a few more years like said
William Walker
>BIG FORCE GUN
John Campbell
What does it mean, Dubs Guy?
Tell us your plan!
Btw the @ symbol is used here all the fucking time not to give people replies, you accusing someone of using it and not being from here only makes you look retarded.
Alexander Wright
Soo they can get more money?Seriously How stupid can you be?