Virgin until he was 22

Of course.
How would he compete with migrants?

Soon

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He is a migrant

>tfw lost virginity before pdp
Feels weird. Then again, I haven't had sex in 6 years, so I'm basically a virgin again.

>2011
>migrants

haha how pathetic haha

Blonde and blue-eyed is a dime-a-dozen in Sweden, he isn't even tall or muscular. Pewds is only Chad by amerimutt standards.

yeah hes not even muslim

>tfw 21 y.o virgin
So you're saying there's still hope for me?

why no source?

Marzia is hot. who cares

t. Marzia

have you seen his gf?

like holy fuck

I was until 33 only to realize its completely over rated and not worth all the angst not doing it caused me over the years.
The way our culture worships it just means we live in a shit tier culture.

It’s hard for real die hard nerdy dudes to find chicks. They only go for douches and chads at a young age if there stupid

She's bogged and possibly retarded

have sex

>Chad by Amerimutt standards

We think Italians and Spaniards are chads, not gay aryan fags

She had some operation on her nose (not cosmetic) which is why she has the weird voice and possibly little bit bogged.

unironically based
99% of men would lie about it, and he certainly could pull it out but he decided to say the truth,

fun fact: the "men" that lie about their 1st sexual experience are the same "men" that mock pewdiepie

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Lmao bro he makes more money screaming into a mic and uploading it on youtube then you'll ever make flipping burgers.

have sex change

Yeah I honestly can’t stand her voice or addititude. She does talk a little dumb it could be shyness but her tone is off. Pewds is just like dunky loves his high pitched anime girl gfs

Maybe, but her voice could be used to brutally torture terrorists at guantanamo.

n

I'm a wizard already.

...

You solved a captcha for that post.

>tfw lost virginity at 15 to a fat girl
>tfw she told her friends i was terrible

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not likely

>being attracted to success instead of basement dwellers who offer nothing
Yeah, so shallow. How many fat ugly chicks with great personalities did you fuck today by the way?

fat girls need big cocks whiteboi

> Women
> Great personality
Pick one my dude

that reminds me, tell your momma im comin tonight

Bitter incel.

He's at a position where he doesn't really have to lie about it. He's filthy rich with millions of fans, he's in no danger of looking like a loser

Still enough to get hot med girlfriend

yeah men loves powerful ugly old women

Yeah, but imagine never being able to get some, like lmao dude.

>implying men and women should be the same
Men are providers attracted to good genes for breeding. Women are baby factories attracted to providers. It's a pretty self evident and easy to understand successful mating strategy that is hard-wired thanks to billions of years of evolution.

I don't, I wanted sex for the sake of having before I turned 20

then felt stupid for putting on so much pressure on myself to do it

not anymore sweetie
#CAPTAINMARVEL

She's a little botched, and her vice is fucking brutal. But she was with him back when he didn't have any prospects. I imagine it's kind of scary to date when you're a rich guy. Gold digging whores hiding with their divorce settlements at every corner.

Heh ill be there in 2 months

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>Marzia is most likely his first girl
>he will never have sexual allegations against him thanks to his chastity
>"what a fucking loser"

Just don't marry them, this shit ain't hard

I think that most men didn't have any high school sex. Girls their age tend to go for college guys. If he doesn't somehow luck out with a peer, the only option a teenage boy has is a mentally ill 30-40 something.

well if a good-looking guy like that couldn't get some before 22 then I guess I'll soon throw fireballs

lmao

Also because Swedish women are fat disgusting feminists.

Imagine missing out on high school love
Imagine missing out on your first kiss

>never had a gf and im well aware that I only have my lack of trying to blame

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Your mom didn't have a great personality?

you can always experience the latter you idiot

Let's not get ahead of ourselves user. I don't think you could get a girlfriend even if you tried

hey dont mess with his momma, she good

I'm 22, that gives hope. I'll try to hurry up.

why don't you try? If I was attractive I'd definitely try, you have nothing to lose.

Can we just talk about movies?

Was a virgin until I was 26 but I fucked a hooker. I didn't fuck a normal woman until a week ago lol.

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Remember this : Sense comes after you do.

>>r/movies

Who worships it other than dudes who can't get laid? As you said it's overrated.

But not in high school when girls were getting dicked first, enjoy your sloppy seconds

Marriage soon comrades, a year from now she'll cuck Pewds and take his youtube bux, finally pushing him over the edge into /pol/-driven insanity

We are talking about Pewds in this case, he is not either ugly or fat.

there's no board for it

Did you seriously just compare how a woman beahves towards her child to how she behave to a lover? And you think you're in the position to call anyone an incel or inexperienced?

Based and hookerpilled, how did you bang the normal woman though.

Tinder. I live in Japan. She is half japanese half filipina

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>He's only fucked Marzia
that's sad and this is coming from a guy who would still be a virgin unless hookers were legal where I live

>not cosmetic
You know that's just a thing insecure thots say right? She's hot though.

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same, didn't have my first kiss until 21 almost 22, didn't get laid until 22

Literally have sex

I'll be 29 in 2 months

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