His wife left him and took all of his credit cards, question is..... WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?

his wife left him and took all of his credit cards, question is..... WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?

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Hopefully kill himself

Stand up comedy?

Bend his dick round to his ass so he can fuck himself.

It'd be funnier watching him fall down.

desu he should have been the one to die in a car crash.

MY BEST BUD DIED

whatever the FUCK he wants

I can’t believe cumtown was responsible for all this

>I can’t believe cumtown was responsible for all this

Were they really, or it was just a weird coincidence?

>chitchatting with fucking nobodys

Now it's stuck in my head.

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Well it’s hard to link conclusively but at the end of the ep Stav brought up Bam’s comments about his wife’s pussy to her face. 24 hours later and the relationship is over and Bam has relapsed.

>Bam, I'm putting together a team...

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Bams talked about her pussy heaps, said if she got any more piercings in it she'd set off the alarms at the airport more than she already does.

What did he say on the podcast?

He's going to build her a skatepark

based

Funny how he deleted all his meltdown videos on his Instagram. God this faggots embarrassing. I can't believe I thought he was cool growing up.

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Yeah he mentioned all the piercing stuff but it was the way Stav brought it up to her. He basically said “congrats on your pussy hehehehe”. Can you imagine the kinda realisation you would have about your life if some obese toothless weirdo blurted out shit about your pussy?

isn't he still working on becoming an earthrocker?

I think Clutch told him to stop saying that.

more like an earthworm

>A family source says the former "Jackass" star was admitted into a behavioral facility. We're told Bam was resistant, and family members had to have him committed. The plan now is for him to consult with multiple specialists to come up with a recovery plan.

As you know, Bam's been in and out of rehab in the past for alcohol abuse.

We're told friends and family think his drinking had gotten out of hand again, but they also believe he's suffering from a personality disorder.

Skateboarderline Personaity Disorder

Stav actually took some Bluechew and smashed, she then realized how much it sucked being married to a broken dick dude like Bam.

what happened on the cumtown episode? people keep talkin about it

They were testing Bam's geography skills and said he should go on Jeopardy, Bam brings up the only categories he would get correct was geography and how many pussy rings Nikki(his wife) has, then says she has a butthole piercing.

A few minutes later he mentions how "he broke his tailbone in February and MTV showed his dick" as if it happened this past Feb and not 16 years ago.

muuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh dick

WASTED AND WOUNDED

I don’t get it

ryan done goofed

Yo I’m bam margera and this is getting cucked by a greek retard