Remember when STR eternally got btfo by DEX?

remember when STR eternally got btfo by DEX?

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Dumb zoomer faggot

I thought this shit was supposed to be realistic

you cant have dex if you have no str

speed doesnt just come from nowhere

Is DEX the most op stat?

Maario Naharis

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I forgot how dumb this was

She is such a shit actress or is it the retardness of her character? her trying to act like a hardened Man in the tavern with hot pie was godawful, wiping her face every time she took a bite or drank the ale

This will never catch on, stop trying

Soul
Soulless

they went full anime with arya. also cersei is now a strong independant role model for women despite being evil and incompetant

when you have a weapon with longer reach that has a point for thrusting, why would you swing it around like a retard

they've slowly done away with the vague attempts at realism but i don't just think brienne was probably surprised she gained that much skill in such a short time

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This sounds it up pretty nicely

DEX is just STR plus INT/WIS

Based

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The issue here is that Arya's sword can withstand the blows from what looks to be a bastard's sword
Every swordfag will tell you that swords like that would fucking break instantly
Same as the katanas that would get blunt after hitting some heavy medival armor once or twice then break
Arya is supposed to be an assassin, and being an assassin implies near 0 (zero) swordfighting
But they've been full retard for a bunch of seasons now so who cares

haha epic meme

Yeah, not to mention the literal man-tier strength required by Arya to stop the blow's momentum and push whatshername's sword aside
STR loses to DEX only when STR never connects a hit, this was just plain retarded

>meanwhile dies in an alley

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>man doing a forward roll
>better put my spear up in the air so he can stab me

So fucking lame. In a show that just went full chinese cartoon with people like Arya he could have been a super bad ass. Instead we got:

>Ahhh! Save me Grey Worm!

not worth much but she's using a sparring sword

>Yeah, not to mention the literal man-tier strength required by Arya to stop the blow's momentum and push whatshername's sword aside
That isn't necessarily how swordfighting works. There are methods which utilize body momentum and don't require any significant arm strength.

Lemme ax you a question? Where's the fucker in the yellow cloak?

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This is what DEXlets actually believe

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Yeah sorry didn't know the full context i havent seen an episode since s3
Indeed there are, and martial arts exist based around that concept too (ie Judo), but there's still a minimum strength requirement and in this case it's literally an omae wa mo shindeiru type meme

>m.

>owning a desktop pc

Ok grandpa

remember when DEX eternally got btfo by STR?

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Its really sad how this show went from no mary sues or op characters to just bullshit ones

ELIA MARTELL

Heh, she's hardly a role model and the show makes that very clear.

Because he actually fits into the story themes. His death is quintessential GoT and probably the second best death behind Ned being the run of the mill hero who gets cut down because it isnt a fairytale (or, fucking wasn't to start with)

He was a legendary swordsman, one of the best in the realms, for all his service and selflessness he was just used by those in powers, treated like a sword, purely as an instrument to enact their will on the world and once they thought they didnt need him anymore he was discarded. It shows the cruelty of life in how people treat each other like means to an end, and the end for him was to die in a slum by cowards in masks.

Now all the characters are fucking mary sue cookie cutter OP heroes, the exact opposite of what people liked about GoT.

>that time str btfo'd int

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Remember when Dex got eternally BTFO by a finger up the bum?

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He also had CON, otherwise he couldn't have gone up again.

Well, Euron isn't exactly STR, he just outclassed those bitches

Literally the worst writing of the first 3 books, when Oberyn starts taunting the Mountain. Fucking cliche, man

>the ONE time they didnt use poison on their blades
He turned into Sue, Mary Sue.

Darkwolf had Godmode=on. Nekron Btfo the barbarian hero with his DEX and some STR, added to his high INT and magic. Nekron was undefeatable by a normal human being and so a god had to do it, just like Eru made Gollum slip on a banana peel in Mt. Doom.
Nekron is a half-god himself

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anime is supposed to make exaggerated unbelievable facial features

yes, thiefs > warriors.

Why would they have poison on their weapons when they weren't expecting a fight? Poison dries out, you don't have your knives poisoned 100% of the time.

Their weapons weren't coated in poison for a "valid" reason, he attacked by surprise while they were lezzing out and cucking Theon. About how he got to them undetected, literally fuckin magic

>real mvp coming through

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Mary Sue Maximus

you mean the fleet? guess it's down to the fact that iron men only have sailing to their skills

so they're meant to be sparring but when Brienne disarms Arya they look at each other for a couple of seconds and then Brienne decides to attack her?

No, Euron literally has sorcerers working for him and they can do magic

what kind of magic?

Enochian

How you should stat your PCs

#1 STR
#2 CON
#3 WIS
#4 INT
#5 CHR
#6 DEX

Neckbeards actually believe min-maxing happens in real life

Rexxar?

I thought they had a lot more Arya or something but no, just turns out they forgot to film any of it so now it looks like she gets fucking superpowers offscreen.

CHR INT WIS STR CON DEX

I base it on myself so

INT
WIS
CON
DEX
STR
CHR

More like low WIS being eternally btfo by CON

Have sex

He rolled to stab him with a sword yet in the last shot a knife came out. Did his body absorb the sword?

>Oberyn
>WIS

yup. the best trapeze artists are jacked

This the way shes parrying makes no sense when you imagine how much weight and momentum should be behind brienne’s attacks

t. necron

That little bitch couldn't even hold Darkwolf of for long and then was killed by 1 blow of his axe

Nothin potionnel

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>STR then CON
Gross, poison enemies are always a rarity, and STR character spells usually have a long duration that also boosts con anyway
And literally what is the difference between WIS and INT?

int is correct but has bad marketing skills
wis can be wrong but more appeal on the masses

>but more appeal on the masses
Then thats CHR
I dont get the games these yung'ns 'r playin nowadays

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chr is pure alphaness, has no contents

I can understand the dodging crap, but she actually parries the giant sword with that tiny shit.

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threadly reminder stannis is cao cao and will conquer the south but lose the north. epic three kingdoms incoming

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well Necs CON + HP was ass, also that Axe was a +12 Hackmaster. Bascially Nec is a glass cannon character who had to go up against DM's favourite edgelord-pet (because Larn wiffed all his rolls)