Why do slashers always go after thots?

Why do slashers always go after thots?

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They are often incels.

bla blabla incels yada yada

(or written by incels)

based Voorhees cleaning up the filth at Crystal Lake

they are incels

Because they're based.

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Gods work is often done by those who are reviled by society

Because they rose up

i reckon they're some sort of incel

Because whores put themselves in dangerous situation. If you watch true crime shows like Forensic Files, you'll quickly notice that many of the victims are sluts that have no common sense. Of course, the commentators always refer to them as being "free spirits"

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the one true kino slasher. Fight me.

jason literally drowned because of horny teenagers

he has the most logical motive of any horror movie villain

Because the original slasher was about retribution for lack of responsibility and a punishment for the victim's sins, which included promiscuity.

Subsequent slashers borrowed from this. Ideally the victims are receiving some form of judgement/punishment for being assholes or just otherwise irresponsible. Slasher victims tend to be teens because it links well with themes of sexual awakening and how promiscuous they can be.

They hate thots

They worship the dragonfly cult

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Jason was just sick of Californians moving and fucking everything up. He saw his home turning into a nigger infested slum and did something about it. Unlike you pussies he actually likes his home neat and tidy, and not overrun with liberals and fags.

Checked, based, and Naschypilled.

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They deserve it.
Thank god for based micheal and jason.

Need a reason to have hot babes in the flick bro

lel

My question is why are slasher movies popular with thots? Do they enjoy seeing themselves get murdered?

How can I become a slasher in real life and get away with at least 5 murders.

Girl here
Yes we do

Post feet

By not posting this question on a website monitored by alphabet soup for one. Enjoy being on a watch list.

I was asking for a friend btw

Girls like supernatural horror with ghosts and shit

Jason kills people who either fuck or polute in crystal lake because he considers the place sacred

Kidnapping and taking them to a very distant location
Murdering all those people in a quick sucession

FUCK THOTS

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texas chainsaw massacre the begining is absolutely fucking kino
also tomas is way more badass than whorhees

The TCM remakes are amongst my favourite slasher movies, fuck anyone who thinks they are shit.

Slashers go after thots because they are relatively easy targets, they are usually annoying as fuck and are more satisfying to kill than your average Joe. Also like said they are a sort of retribution for promiscuity. I recommend watching Terrifier with Art the Clown for true modern slasher kino and thot carnage.

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Slashers just want to keep the world safe

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>The TCM remakes are amongst my favourite slasher movies, fuck anyone who thinks they are shit.

Any horror movie that could be ended by a guy with a gun in 5 minutes is shit

Couldn't any movie be ended in five minutes by a guy with a gun

What's a slasher villain you can easily beat in a fight?

That scene in The Terrifier bothered me because he would have had to saw directly through her spine all the way down, I don't think it would work that way with a hacksaw

it could have cut next to the spine, not necessarily through it. Either that or it's a fucking sharp hacksaw.

>Girl here
no you're not, Steve

Well, I guess Slashers should... Have sex ;)

They don't. There was a study done a few years ago about the numbe rof male and female victims in like 250 slasher movies and it's 50/50. The final girl thots are just harder to kill than the rest.

Chucky?
I love Dourif, but a little kick and a well placed tree branch shredder is all it takes to get rid of the little guy.

That's why he's sneaky.

Good Guy sneaker shoes are CUTE

I thought he was Chucky?

>tfw you'll never be a supernatural mute horror slasher
Why even live bros?

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Early-Jason is honestly the most beatable slasher. The guy's complete retard.

A kick in the nutsack by Amy Seel was all that was needed to stop him. Too bad she wasn't a total psycho like him or Jason would have died then and there.

Chucky can inhabit multiple Good Guy dolls and even people at the same time, now. So he could swarm you or just possess some passerby and have them stab you when you least suspect it.

>…Steve.