What sort of kino is favoured by Deano?

I'm not a yank. I'm Icelandic. Go eat some Gregg's and watch Jeremiah kyle

I fucking HATE kardashian-chic. and I usually love bimbos! but something about this "look" (and you know it when you see it) makes my stomach churn

>I'm Icelandic

Whats Bjork up to lately?

Low test

all she needs to do is sit on my face. i'll do the rest.

wtf he looks good why does he own an inflatable sex doll?

>0:05

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Pathetic, imagine not preferring a fat girl blowjob

>I like giving pleasure to women because I'm too neurotic to get wood

Looks cuddly.
Would snuggle.

looks like she bought ze dip

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she's a 10/10 in Essex

fat girl have too much undeserved confidence now.

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Sauce

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what is it about this picture that instantly lets you know this is bongland over any other anglosphere country

I knew right away but I don't know why. Something about his outfit/hairstyle?

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Top[pest zoz

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its the faces, The anglosphere has way less English ancestry than people are led to believe

the bricks

the outfit on the guy is kinda telling, but I think the most obvious factor is the fake tan on the slag, it's just quintessentially British

You probably like women shaped like a box

White man who isn't standing in front of a house made of wood

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Look she is at the tipping point where it isn't fun anymore.
Things are different when you imagine the actual sex and not just jerk off because you have no frame of reference

it's the bricks unlike america's piece of cardboard house that can get fizzled with a sneeze

What the fuck? do you really think american doesn't have brick houses?

All you people make are Grenfell Tower blocks

*clap clap clap*

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Like UK suburbs are mazes full of double glazed windows and tickkytackky

Am I the only one who finds this comforting to look at? Not even american btw

>Icelandic
lol you're all inbred and you have like 50% anglo and celt dna

Go eat some fermented whale cock you cousin fucker

Euro here. Looks comfy

>Buh buh iz not brick innit!

Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charoo,

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[sweats profusely]

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Did you know?
British people need to do gardening in special areas far away from their houses because there is fuck all space.

These are called allotments and its fucking hilarious them having a go at Americans for anything

Soul

Looks very cookie cutter and boring, why do Americans lack aesthetic?

I don't know why people post these as if they're some affront to nature. They just look like decent houses that could possibly foster a nice neighborhood community.

I instantly think of being a kid and going to a freind's house, or having a bunch of neighbors over to grill on a weekend.

I asked on /pol/ the other day what would they think of some medium density clean green residential development with public transit and they went fucking ballistic, within minutes over a hundred posts denouncing it as jewish and insisting minorities would be raping and robbing
You do know double glazed windows are good right? They provide better insulation. Why would you complain about that?
>shops along the main street within walking distance
>homes efficiently use their land
whats the issue here?

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I think this is unfair considering the only other choice is unaffordability
Not everyone wants to wait till their mid forties to own a home

Imagine being british

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The whole town is medium density residential too so its not even out of place

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What a babe, and check the seething trannies replying to this post. They know they will never pass as a woman.

perfect body type

>double glazed windows are good right?

proles like you are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore

I suppose you're opposed to roof insulation too?

>he can’t budget properly and buy a house before the age of 30
O I am laffin

Individuality
Thats a lie, allotments are for fruit and veg in cities.
Only old foggies have them and they're usually close to the houses which own them

British suburbs are literally designed for cats and birds. Look how the homes could be at least 40% more spacious if they were arranged in a detached way and with smaller backyards. But no, the backyards of any given block needs to be interconnected to form a large green area that takes up almost as much space as the structures themselves so that cats can walk freely between them and the result is homes need to share walls with each other and be narrower than a fucking minibus. It's absolutely pathetic how planning legislation is in place to give the best possible living standards to pets and critters and not humans lmao. What a truly moronic society.

i have double glazed windows and they are based

tram route right out the front

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Yes, its an authoritarian plot to put coal miners out of work and destroy the need for families to huddle around for warmth

>dude just use more heating lmao

Cats and birds are based

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Bauhaus inspired architecture sucks

gtfo you krauts with your gay ass solar panels, they're useless expensive inefficient and look like trash, just go nuclear like the based French retards

>let women go to work, that won't suppress wages will it?

They'd have to pay us more dummy

Allotments are pretty much only in cities because of historical overcrowding of workers during the 19th and 20th centuries. As the overcrowding has been reduced they've become less used and more now more a hobby rather than a necessary source of food for the working class.

Whoa I can see her vagina! Wtf!!!!

Amish build their own homes, why can't you just hire some Mexicans and build your own you fat Walmart loving mutt?
Maybe when you get your yanggang bucks you could afford it

Double glazing is good though? If you wanted to criticise you'd criticise all the shithole terraced houses with single pane windows that make it sound like you're right there on the street. I rented one of these next to a fucking club for 3 months. Worst experience of my life.

The Solar Settlement is actually built on a Solar Plus design philosophy: it is producing more electricity than it consumers
To each their own, what would you suggest?

(i) I am absolutely convinced it doesn't matter.

(ii) I'm determined to try and be fair to Deano and with that in mind I bet as time and embarrassment extract their dues he'll look much less of a dickhead 20 years from now.

Double glazing on an old house is like putting a cd player in a 1930s Aston Martin lagonda

BAUHAUS ISNT WORKING

>you will never ever live here with a qt german gf

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>Americans can't comprehend that a country a fiftieth of its size but with a fifth of its population has to make more economic use of its land re: housing
>continue to build ghastly plywood houses hours away from any major civilisation

would suck the turds out of her asshole

No sane human being would even associate themselves with that abomination of a human on the right. But somehow it's more acceptable in bongland? Either way it's absolutely disgusting.

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probably how they want so badly to be typical Americans but don't quite succeed at it

You started it Bong boy, like always

I googled Bauhaus architecture and this really isn't it

>producing more than it consumes
lol yeah if every day is sunny and clear and you wash those daily am I right? Solar energy is such a fucking farce it pisses me off, when I went to Germany there was gayass renewable shit everywhere, the only thing you need is nuclear, it's clean and efficient, I'm eastern European tho we can't afford to care about the environment any way

nothing wrong with adapting your things to suit your needs

How many refugees does it house?

The obsession with protecting property character goes too far sometimes. There's fucking houses in central London districts - loud, noisy areas - with sliding single pane windows. It protects character but I can assure you it makes the place SHIT to live in.

I've actually seen people put double glazing in BEHIND the single pane window.

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This looks fucking shit thank God Australia isn't this cucked

They look like onions shacks

Yeah if you are a pleb

>Better pimp out my wife, we need the rent money

If it was up to people like you we'd all be in bushes sticking berries up our noses

Like Japanese Germans are instinctively tidy but unlike Japanese there's nothing to suggest they've gone full retard cramming everyone into tiny dollhouses or beelike cell apartments. We can most of us learn from them.

>unfenced gardens

No one would associate with either of them. The dude looks like that ken doll retard and has skinny legs with fucking skinny fit ripped knee black jeans. The bird looks like she's a shot away from getting fingered on a bus.

No niggers

yare m8 aw fucken lahv me mcmansion da u lahv ya mcmansion m8

They all look like bungalows and fencing them in would destroy the illusion that you even have a garden. Open the image and mentally draw fences in. The amount of garden each property has is a joke.

;_;

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Yes good goy, the UK doesn't have space that's why we live in shoeboxes, It's got absolutely nothing to do with something like 70% of the land being owned by hereditary nobility who see no point in releasing them to developers because they literally get paid an "agricultural subsidy" to keep[ the land the way they are even though they don't really produce anything and we end up not only with a terrible housing stock but also being the world's largest net importer of food despite having excellent land and climate for agriculture and grazing. Did you know Massachussetts, New Jersey, Rhode Island and Conneticut all have higher population densities than the UK? Did you know Scotland and Wales are very sparsely populated yet their homes are as shitty as those in England?
Nothing to see here goy. Keep paying your 40 year mortgage on a (((leasehold))) and repeat after me: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

meh

>inspired
And it is

No respect for the hood
All clean n shit

You ever watch those shows about people struggling to maintain Manor houses?
Why do they never complain about the property tax on them? do they even pay any?

She looks like she fucks Slavs

I was hoping this would be a comfy throwback to /lig/ but instead it's a bunch of morons arguing about double glazing.

places like that have anal homeowner associations with all kinds of regulations to keep the neighborhoods "equal" lest someone be jealous about your fence

BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD

>70% of the land being owned by hereditary nobility who see no point in releasing them to developers because they literally get paid an "agricultural subsidy" to keep the land the way they are even though they don't really produce anything

I didn't know that. It could well be a consolation to our American farmers to find their position corresponds so closely to that of British aristocrats.

Some days you consume more and some days you consume less, it balances out by the end of the year its a daily thing

And they do more than just solar pwer
Through insulation and solar hot water you reduce the need to spend on heating
Through the correct placement of windows along the east/west axis and using eaves you capture more natural sunlight minimising the need for electric lighting, warming the house in winter further reducing the need to heat, and block the sun in summer cooling the house
Stop being a scared little bitch

People like you expect every thread to entertain them without contributing anything

>we live in shoeboxes

Literally has nothing to do with the post you're responding to you fucking loon, its not my fault you're poor and live in a box.

Have fun building a giant plywood bungalow in the UK 5 hours drive away from the nearest supermarket.

>1/3 the bongistani population and 50x the space
>still pay even more for housing

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Your mum is shit ya cunt

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There's no property tax in the UK. There's a tax called stamp duty which you pay 10% of a house price to the state when buying it and another called council tax that is paid monthly but you only pay if you're living in the house and is also much lower than property taxes in most countries. You can literally dodge council tax if you have dual citizenship and claim you're living abroad. The data on people entering/leaving the country is not shared with local authorities for the purpose of identifying those who claim to live overseas to dodge council tax.

What's the point of contributing to a thread I've just arrived in when it's been so fatally derailed?

>You ever watch those shows about people struggling to maintain Manor houses?

I've seen a few and had a good gloat over the trouble experienced by these chinless inbreds for whom their home's effectively a prison, yes.

I've never seen a legit mcmansion here. American houses look like they're made of plywood, is that why they all get destroyed in hurricanes?

Since 2000 when the building industry went to self regulating housing construction has gone down the toilet in Australia so stfu
qt
Not
chubby gingers actually
>what if we just consume more and expand further out

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Australian houses all look like sheds

me on the left

only when you get way out into the bumfuck suburbs where they build housing commissions for r*fugees and drug addicts

Oh yeah? Its either that or literal cubes, show me one nice house

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SOUL

SOULLESS

Stop, she looks like the man in a lesbian relationship

Clearly you aren't really in Australia then
Go to any outer suburban housing development if you ever actually visit the country

red brick houses and the fake tan on the girl are the giveaways

>10%
You know thats straight up wrong

Two words

Besser Block

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It has soul you fag
What you suggest for mixed medium density housing that is green and efficient?

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>green
Gtfo hippyfag

>ausfag
>watching boomers panic as their precious property market collapses

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Just stop

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It’s 10% if you’re buying a seven figure house. Dunno why that fag went with that number

The highest bracket is 10% so I used 10% for the sake of simplicity. Did you want me to post a stamp duty bracket breakdown? Do I look like your fucking accountant you mong?

>green and efficient?

If you really care about the environment why do you Germans pay for so many Africans to live?

>watching as the apartment they bought as an investment literally falls apart and they have to pay for the replacement of its flammable cladding

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This is your fucking dream girl?
Dream catcher tattoos?
She is a hard 6 my guy

No because you should know it’s a solicitor who’d give you your SDLT liabilities brainlet
Fucking zoomers I swear

you dont make sense

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Maybe in Sydney or Melbourne but they're hardly Australian, more like Chinese and Indian territories mate.

Go suck off a Romanian while getting fucked by a posh Torry boy. Cuck

pixie lyfe

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Well, what's a nice house by your standards?

Not even the highest, you don't have to explain to me, I know it

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Are they members of Tokyo Shock Boys?

well there are no homes at all in Tasmania and people are having to camp in the show grounds

Really? I listen to deutsche welle every week
You people give so much money to africa its not funny.
Africa and china are the top polluters in the world, at 90%
You Krauts are killing the planet to fuel your c uck fetishes

Maybe in WA but GC houses are good, or better yet places like Brisbane have all the 60's style houses but largely renovated inside to be modern

"Tory Boy". It's the only mistake you did make though.

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you may not like it, but this is what peak city performance looks like

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That's what they get for being inbred fucks

aern't most of our recently built house brick or concrete

the only wood shit left i see is trash from the 60s/70s

>GC

Sovereign Island looks retarded don't bullshit me, What suburb has not shit houses?

I wish Four Corners would pick up on that shit; it's exactly the sort of thing you'd think would attract their interest. I also think it's past time we all of us were made to acknowledge how much the situation has in common with the large-scale involuntary vagrancy that existed here in the 1930s.

This looks like a basic layout of housing you'd make in a city builder. Literally NPC housing.

Depends since the gc is technically pretty long. I've always thought Robina/Varsity lakes had an overall nice design

>aern't most of our recently built house brick

Probably. I know I'm noticing a lot of identical houses in garish orange brick and yellow mortar going up.

What you have in America is options, you want cheap you get cheap. Are you really going to pretend this is the only choice.
In Europe you get small house and you better fucking like it faggot

Americans and their cucksheds, sorry, Cuckcave

This is a 16 year old british woman

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>being german and not blonde

Your working class need to live in cupboards

More like j*wish

me on the right. watching an alcoholic Scottish tramp smash car windows to steal whatever's available is far more diverting

I'm Australian

unironically why do englishmen look like this

I'm anglo as are 80% of the people where I live and I've never seen anyone with this appearance

I thought those bricks were just for council houses. What the fuck happened to this country? Why does she look like a claymation version of Kylie Jenner? Everything about this image (aside from her body) is utterly horrifying.

Brokeback mountain

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Oh well enjoy paying half a million for a poxy three bedroom

>I'm Icelandic
so you're literally half bong lmao

Got me there, at least the market will most likely crash in the next ten years

mad one with the lads

It won't, you don't understand how this works.
The second they fall suddenly:

>"Australia needs more workers!

So much of the system is based on housing prices being high, they'll never let them fall.
They import refugees, stop building permits and raise interest rates.
Its how the house of cards stays up

That's what I think. By which I also definitely mean "hope like hell".

I like how brits get shit on and immediately try to turn it on the Americans.
It's like they think the rest of Europe doesn't fucking hate them.

P sure the best Germans (Bavarians) are not blonde on average rather brunette, even before the cuckening, Russians have more blondes than Germans, Hitler just had a hard on for them, in the end the Scandinavian cucks thst are blonde like Norwegians fought against him

Sharia Law now!

>that cheeky kiss at the start
>drops his cigarette on the ground, other lad picks it up and keeps smoking it
kino

The economy is declining and interest rates from RBA is 1.5% STILL, they don't have much wiggle room. Sydney is already bursting at the seams with lack of public infrastructure, and 30% of houses are empty thanks to foreign buyers. There is no way they will stay this high especially considering the banking commission has no made it so banks are less likely to lend for home loans.

>Bavarians

meanwhile

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Who the fuck doesn't have double glazed windows nowadays

>There is no way they will stay this high

Take a look at a graph will you, they'll never let it happen for more then 18 months

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there are - if you read those articles, the people are like single mothers with 5 kids living in their parents garage. housing prices are pretty high those, we can barely convince professionals to move here from the rural towns

>tfw will never breed with such a perfect woman

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lmao, I'm eastern European not American desu I just like Bavarians because they're not protestant and because they have that beautiful architecture with the alpine villages, when people think Germans they think Bavaria and not just Americans either, swamp-jews from around Frankfurt are gross

Fucking souf poofters.

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Tasmanians seem nicer than other Australians, maybe its all the incest

Surprised t b h, I thought I was especially gay for having kissed my friend.

I don't think I've ever met a Tasmanian

Northerners see themselves as hard and manly owing to all the physical abuse they suffered as kids.
You aren't tough, you're mental

On a state-by-state basis Tasmanians are probably the friendliest and most relaxed.
(I'm not one myself.)

I went out with one, she had one innie nipple and one outie and drove drunk a lot

>Northerners see themselves as hard and manly owing to all the physical abuse they suffered as kids.

I think it's more to do with very limited people failing to recognize how Peter Kay was only joking.

Queenslanders are the scum of the earth

Take away his clothes/haircut and he looks pretty normal, the woman on the other hand........

pamela alexandra

>the woman

She looks like a perfectly normal alien

Hot

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No argument here.

She'd be a cutie wo the botox and silicone shit

it's the architecture and their chav like style.

She'd be a cutie if she wasn't molested at a young age causing all this mess

horrendous

*bombs explode*

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yeh, currently living in the north

i'm not really from anywhere since moved all the time growing up, but people in the north seem to think since they failed school it somehow translates that they are hard even though the last time they most likely had a fight was at school

they act shocked if they get punched after yelling and rambling, it really is the oddest thing and you have to watch out if they quickly flee because it means they are going to attempt to jump you 30min later it never works though because their friends are just as out of shape

they seems to think yelling is powering up

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What? you don't want to live in an IKea

They're from Essex/somewhere in the South East e.g. Kent. They all look like that down there.
However, you have guys who look like that everywhere, particularly placed like Bristol and Sheffield. They all go to raves and take ketamine.

Always fancied American suburbs like this, there's something ineffably atmospheric about them.

Can confirm, this kind of thing is absolutely rampant in places like Ashford (thank the outlet for that), Canterbury and Folkestone.

the UK has too many people 60 mil something people in that shitty small island, fuckin chavs

>We're all going to Tanner's house after school because his older brother got a Coleco Vision for his birthday

Hoping for a no deal brexit to absolutely blow the fuck out of the british housing market so I can actually get one at a fair price before everything recovers and they shoot back up

You like the UK that much? seems pretty shitty and expensive. You should move

>dude just abandon your home country lmao
>all the memes on /pol/ say its a shithole

Brits aren't even human they enjoy that disgusting flat rainy gray shithole, let them be, we don't want them in real Europe

Sauce?

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>they enjoy that disgusting flat rainy gray shithole
We fucking hate it, why do you think we're so miserable?

Show me one nation in the EU thats not made up of depressed people

Denmark

(ignore UK its denial)

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Fat blob in a sausage tube.

I love Deano, what a lad

The danish being the happiest people is just a meme, loom at their suicide statistics

Spain and Portugal, Italy and France. They all make 25k euro a year and go home from work at 2:30

Do Italian people even *get* depressed?

Depression is a survival mechanism for places with long winters

that's why they're so happy, all the depressed fags kill themselves

lel at catalonia, still depressed after not gaining independence

Grotesque.

spaniards are cheerful, also lazy. this is not a coincidence

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what is this type of clothing called? bodysuit?

first time i've seen robina and varsity lakes mentioned on Yea Forums lol

Imagine have all that open space grass but no trees or flower beds.

I wish this essex meme wasnt real.
But it is. God it hurts to be an incel here.

I'm English but I know Italians.
The difference between bongs and eyeties is that we don't discuss our problems, similarly to Scandinavians. If you ask how we're doing we'll say 'fine' regardless.
If you ask anyone from round the Med how they're doing, they won't shut the fuck up about their problems. They are chronic complainers, they'll let you know everything that's wrong, so they don't end up bottling everything up and letting it eat away at them.

Australia went from rowdiest colony to more pozzed than Canada, user. Australia is definitely cucked.

speak for yourself

Are skyscrapers degenerate or kino?

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/lig/ma balls

This
I find it funny how easy it is to identify Brits with a single image like this.

here

This. My girlfriend is Greek and all her and her friends do for several hours a night is complain to each other about shit over a face-time group chat.

>ignore the UK its in denial

blown the fuck out

odd how the one nation in the EU properly attempting to keep independence is the happiest

skyscrapers are kino and a sign of civilization. But they must be uniquely designed and they need to fit in with the city's aesthetics.

>flat
>rainy

shit memes, our summers now regularly BTFO some med countries.

degenerate
if 99% of them didn't look like soulless bug hives, things would be different, but they do

Because you get arrested if you try to stop your children from being raped?

that's what all women do, what else would they have to talk about when they have no hobbies of interests

I don't understand

Kino in cities like NYC or Hong Kong that are all skyscrapers, degenerate in Europe

He looks like he devours his hot bimbo gfs pussy, desu.

It must look like a random moist cave in a mountain of silicone

I went to flinders island once. It felt like i was in the wickerman

Is Deano exclusively a British thing or do other countries have their own version?

they are monuments of humanity's pursuit of scientific knowledge, of course they are kino.

Why because you are a virgin and they tried to sacrifice you?

The same sort of person exists in Seoul, I know that much. They often drive BMWs from the last decade and treat service workers like slaves

>they are monuments of humanity's pursuit of scientific knowledge
How so? Surely they are monuments to the power of global finance more than anything.

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they look ugly and dated

a closeted homosexual and a wigger?

The city is comfy at night

Only hipster cunts and boomers own them, I’m 21 and have enough garden space on my own property in a city

I figured it was just a phenomenon exclusive to our country. Correct me if I'm wrong but from my own research I gather that Deano is the end results of Chavs due to the 08 financial crash being raised on celebrity and reality TV worship in the early 00s as a teenager. It's why they have this tacky plastic and fakeness about them while thinking they are hot shit at the same time. Deanoboxes are also the new council house tower flats.

sounds more like a general woman thing than a mediterranean woman thing

My gf had won a trip there. I was expecting the sacrifice. Very strange vibes from the locals. Never again.

>How so?
Concrete's history is a thing of legend, it was discovered by Romans, then that knowledge was lost for over a thousand years when the empire fell. As soon as it was rediscovered, architects, mathematicians and engineers made unprecedented advancements in elasticity, construction methods and material science, more than anything humanity has ever seen at that point. Skyscrapers are the culmination of 150 years of efforts into pushing the limits of what this wondrous material can do, they are beautiful and one of the crowning jewels of our species intellect.

I wonder why they think that minorities would ruin a neighborhood.

I think you're bang on. Deanos, or the foreign equivalent are a direct result of materialism and celebrity worship. It's definitely noticeable in more than just the people. Do you recall 15, 20 years ago? England was quite grim, shop signs were old, cars were old, people didn't care as much. The past few years everyone is concerned with having a 'fancy' experience. A typical English cafe is no good, it needs to be a clone of an LA coffee shop. Every shop and office needs to pretend that it's sleek, minimal and boring. The council estates that were full of Vauxhall Novas, Ford Escorts and Metros? Now full of Mercedes, BMWs and Fiesta STs on hire purchase. The whole country has been Deano'd.

>Americans asleep
>obvious bait thread with titties thrown in turns into polite discussion about urban development
This really made me think

>fucking betas in this thread salivating over a literal cow

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seething

Yes you are

>tfw morrissey will die in your lifetime

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Also debt culture has been pretty normalized now thanks to retards latching onto the #yolo mentality which describes what you said perfectly about everyone having a fancy experience.

>bong hate thread
>bongs instantly assume only americans could possibly find them disgusting and start shitting on americans to deflect
every time

Where's the Deano pasta at?

Lmao the way she makes the car shake when she sits her flabby ass down

Deano is a massive lad, and a legend to his mates.
At 5.30pm, he drives his Audi A5 home, careful not to scratch it 'cause it's on a really expensive lease. But it's worth it 'cause checkout the bluetooth capabilites.
He opens the door (which still has the film on the windows) of his new build in suburbia. He drops his M&S carrier bag on the floor; he'll save the percy pigs for later.
His girlfriend looks up from her phone, quickly closing tindr.
>Hey babe, how was your day?
>Hey babe, great cheers, me and Danny had a right laff on one of the viewings and I'm in line to get a 2k raise if I keep these sales figures up.
His girlfriend looks away disinterestedly, thinking of the Chad from tindr she's chatting up. Deano is glad she bought this barefaced lie and hopes his lie was good enough to cover his affar with Tina, some slut from the estate agents.
Deano swanks into the pristine kitchen, opens his bare cupboards, pulls out the only item in the cupboard - worcester sauce. He douses his ready meal and chucks it into the pristine oven (still with film on the window).
Deano swings into the back room, a bare beige room that stinks of new carpet. It has a 65" TV in the corner with a slimline ps4 sat beside.
>Deano is a master at fifa.
All his mates agree he's the don, especially at long shots and especially after a couple of stellas. Deano the don.
>Deano the don!
Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
>Fucking Danny!
Shouts deano back, his girlfriend in the next room rolls her eyes as she sends another suggestive snapchat to all contacts.
Deano goes on to win the match 17-10 and his league chances are looking great.
The oven timer goes off and deano sprints back to the kitchen, he pours the sludge onto a pristine plate (still has sticker on the bottom).
He pokes his head into the lounge and offers his gf some, knowing she'll refuse.
>No thanks, I'm eating out with the girls

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I think the EU is a good example of how diverse cities can be very safe and clean.

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Based.

if Orwell were alive he would probably write a piece about this. it would be hilariously cruel

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GET IN THERE DEANO MY SON
YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

and that's a good thing

You’re not impressing anyone with your “erudition”, mutt

That dude is way too good looking for her.

Allotments are to escape the wife by going to masturbate in a shed you you perfidious foreigner.

no just you

Jumpsuit. The shorter version is a romper

Literally Edward Scissorhands.

We need Michel Houellebecq to write some novel centered around Deanos. He's French but I think he would give an interesting eye on the subject.

...

The deano shit was pretty wild spread in southern europe before the the 2008 crash, you'd go to Spain and see their local equivalent of the deano aka the cani driving leased BMWs and shit.
After the crash they all lost their jobs and couldn't pay their car loans anymore.

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if youre not living in London or Brum its not a city
and if youre living in London or Brum and have a garden you're either:
A. Living atwith your parents
B. Lying to yourself and living on the outskirts of the city, thus, not the city

The white dude is trying to pull off new york high street fashion but he's trying wayyyy too hard. And the girl has a fake tan that would only the trash in New York would ever try to pull off paired with that outfit. It's just not American. People don't regularly dress like that in the US. The only place where this kind of imitation regularly happens is in England.

It's all media. Watch Blue Velvet, it opens with a pretty clear subversion of this image.

>Deano the don.
>>Deano the don!
>Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
Kino rhyming

There's a picture of Tanya Degurechaff looking almost impossibly happy and giving two thumbs up but I can't seem to cunting well find it.

>The only place where this kind of imitation regularly happens is in England
Incorrect, it's ubiquitous across East Asia.

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Like this lad said, I've definitely seen this in China and Korea

That's just confusing.

The British are also very self-righteous about how much better they live up to the morality they get from American tv and movies.

It's very common in China, Korea and Japan. Even in Tokyo they have their gaudy trash types. In Seoul and Tokyo they almost always sell mobile phones for a living weirdly enough. Though rather than ASOS tier stuff they'll wear a lot of golf clothing with Louis Vuitton accessories (belt clips, card holders etc). You'll also see them usually driving some sort of European car from the decade just gone.

shes fat

looks comfy as fuck

i wouldnt mind living here, would people here mind? Must be hard being so entitled

99% of British television isn't from US origin you deluded moron.

>thread dissolve into bong vs amerigoy architecture instead of THICC bimbo posting

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>You do know double glazed windows are good right? They provide better insulation. Why would you complain about that?
Compared to the old wooden single-glazed windows, plastic double-glazed ones often look very cheap and tacky. Go to any area in Bongland with a sense of class and you'll find buildings with old windows, purely for aesthetics.

really, 99%? that's impressive

Essex has been like this for a while and I think shows like TOWIE, the dating one in the French guys restaurant, love island etc have glamourised and popularised the Essex lifestyle recently.

They are shallow, competitive, jealous and soulless people that don’t like other people being successful. This is what the U.K. has become and is what’s infected British popular culture.

It is evident if you look at old (20-30 years back) bbc news articles or bbc tv shows (take your pick, cooking shows, documentaries, dramas) compared to now, you’ll see a slow degradation of what’s considered normal, and old British traits of being reserved or the idea of anyone having an ounce of modesty have all but disappeared. Modern day news articles vs old ones are really striking in this regard.

Deanos and Delano culture are essentially the result of the British people becoming shameless NPCs and the nu-media has changed their programming to suit this new type of Brit. I’m not sure if Americanisation played a large part in this or if it’s just a recent phenomenon in the U.K.

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Houses in the suburbs usually are bigger and often fully-detached with driveways and bigger gardens. Neighbourhoods like this are usually in small towns and inner cities.

sorry you stupid ameriburger mutts cant handle the banter

Cursed images.

Fat sloppy woman. She is obese.

>op is about making fun of bongs
>thread reaches 300 post
>i-i-it's all the amerimutts' fault!

i'd rather living a city of deanos than a city of chavs if i am being honest

At least we don't get stabbed or blown up by terrorists walking down the street.

Deanos are Chavs you idiot. More like an upgrade of them but still the same cunts from council estates.

deanos at least pretend to not be complete and utter scallys doing wheelies down the road on their bikes swerving in front of cars, smoking weed and knocking old people over.

>tfw you'll never be american living in comfy copy paste suburb
>tfw you'll never walk down the street walking past friendly looking white man mowing his lawn to your white friends house to play ps2 with him

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Deano is just a chav with some money and something to lose.

retard, see

also i bet you two are home county / midland faggots

Yes, Home Counties. How did you know? I’m probably not exposed to the kind of Chavs most people are exposed to, ill give you that.

Same mentality, mindset. Just slightly different surroundings have caused them to become deanos.

>they are beautiful
They are mostly bland modernist architecture. "Striking" is about the best you could say about of them. That could change when 3D printing gets to the point that we can bring back ornate designs in a cost effective way though.

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London and Paris are more dangerous than NYC.

Saving Private Ryan

Truly king among plebs

I know you are Home Counties because you can't tell the difference between deanos and chavs.

Also Deanos and Chav both consume the same trashy media of reality TV shows like Love Island and Essex.

>betas
High test individuals*

More to the point chavs are the kind of cunts who will make your life a misery in public, fight anyone who makes eye contact, harass passersbys for cigarettes or change, be drunk at 10am on a weekday in city centre, claim benefits etc. Deanos are way more chilled out and actually work a job to provide for their three kids they had at 19 with their orangefaced stay-at-home slag of a wife. Might get into a little scuffle with other Deanos on a Saturday night but generally aren't nearly as violent.

what is that vile bus shelter in front of the gherkin?

Modern Britain truly is something to behold

Where did the bong hate come from? They were loved Post-Brexit. It seemed to happen after the mutt memes.

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