"FUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"

Die, probably.

Find a giga Chad to protect me from all the zombies.

Fast Zombies? Suicide for sure. It's just not fucking worth it bro. Probably do a bit of raping first.

A small fortified island with good sources of fresh water & soil to grow food. Clear out any remaining zombies there, stock up on a shitload of weapons to protect against pirates. Anybody that even sailed close would get bazookaked.

I would just say NANI???!!!

If a blood drop in the eye could turn you into a zomgbie why wouldn't the molecules of their dried skin that you inadvertently breath in turn you? Or some other bullshit like some fine mist of blood that is carried by the wind. That would be more frightening than fastzombies. You would need a gas mask like it's the post apocalypse.

I would run a successful rape camp.

If you need a visual reference it would be set up like Czech fantasy

Get supplies
Rape women
Die eventually because I'm a pussy

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kill all sonsabitches that's my official intrsutcions

Are you autistic, or do you have down syndrome?

>I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE DUURRRR

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have sex

try moving out of home first reddit nigger

Cover myself in zombie guts. Use a machete. No guns, use bikes.

Have sex tranny discord

Find a houseboat in the lake and kill anyone thats on it unless its a qt I can make my fuck toy. Chop anyone I kill up into bait and live off fish once I run out of preserved food. Go back to shore occasionally to fill up drums of water. Wait for it all to blow over.

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those look extremely plastic and fake, the knife straight up looks like a 1$ toy

yes

>An actual answer instead of autistic memes is now reddit

This god damn place has gone to shit.

Oh snap, you totally got him, now go get everyone else on Yea Forums who makes movie references

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>unless its a qt I can make my fuck toy

You already lost. The first thing people will do is use girls as bait
They did it in the last mad max

Besides keeping a qt means someone to feed. What happens when food is scarce

I live in a hot shithole so I'd just store as much water as possible in my place, barricade everything and let the zombies rot until they're not a threat

>i have never seen a weapon in real life

thankful that the world is finally ending, but then disappointment as the military easily deals with the zombies.

>I WATCH SHAEN OF THE DEAD BECAUSR IM ORIGINAL.
> I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

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Wasted nigger

Reddit spacing cock sucking faggot, you're not capable of anything you said in your post.

Blood viruses don't usually survive for long in contact with oxygen.

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nice meme toys u got there lol

These are the type of morons that would actually be dead on day 1.

I own the exact same bayonet.

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go back to your jazz thread

be relieved

in hindsight, this movie sucked. but that intro will forever be one of the most anxious scenes i've ever seen.

I could snap that cheap junk in half with my bare hands

to fuck, I owned the apartment complex where I rent and close everything no one can pass thanks to the walls and the entrance

My man.

lock up the house, crank up the aircon and let the sun deal with them

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I know what you're doing. You're making it blatant that you're only pretending to be retarded so that we think you were only pretending to be retarded all along. I know the truth, user. You weren't pretending to be retarded. You actually thought that was a $1 plastic knife.

However, I can give you some russian bayonet trivia if you want. Did you know that the bottom of the bayonet is designed to be used as a hammer, or to be hammered? The russians would often hammer the blade of the bayonet into a tree, turning into a step, which makes climbing the tree much easier. They're very well made and versitile survival knifes. Being a bayonet is almost secondary to their survival utility. The configuration show in the pic, with the scabbard slotted through the knife, allows the bayonet to function as a pair of wire cutters. I've tested them, they work pretty well, and mine's not even sharpened (sharpening decreases sale value). I got it for $35 from a local private collector, which is probably far more than I should've paid, but still. They're pretty cool.

go play with your toy knife somewhere else ok champ? thanks

>no suppressor
>not using subsonic ammo
>using anything more than 5.56 on a zombie
Enjoy being dead in 3 seconds

Ok mall ninja

Honestly I doubt zombies would take over if we are talking blood transmission only. Our universe know what zombies are which is a huge bonus, the moment the military hears 'zombies' and gets over the fact they are actually real they would obliterate them. Even the police could hold off an initial infection in a hospital or whatever pretty effectively.

>Hey you know that thing thats attracted to sound, lets make lots of sound to attract them!
GENIUS!

Gay

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Two in a row....

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That looks cool, what's the name?

Unironically join a bandit group

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Nice going wasting it

It's a Type II AKM bayonet. I believe they're called 6X4 bayonets in the russian military designation. They've been produced by a variaty of countrys over time, including east germany and China, so there are a few variations between models, but they're all roughly the same design.

If they dont act like zombies we are fucked.
If they act sick, if they can scream or move human like or if they can appear human they would take over.

Because most people dont just shoot crazy people. Or dont shoot sick people.

Thats the problem with the 28 days later infected. They just act crazy. They arent rotting

based josuke poster

i live on a boat, so id just hide under the poop deck.

What do you do for food and water???

>No way, fag!

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I stay on the 36 floor of a locked apartment in Osaka. Thanks to the fear of earthquakes I have a few hundred packs of ramen, gas and 72 bottles of water on rotation. I'll be fine jacking off to my manga and watching the world burn from my balcony

>poop deck
DESIGNATED

based Yea Forums crossposter

Live out Rape Day.

based retard living in a fantasy land

>no water

We would devolve into base hierarchies real fucking fast. Real Alphas would take the lead and male feminists would get slaughtered

You think you'd be the only one with that idea? Any islands would have been claimed before you even get hold of a boat. The first thing you do in such a situation is wait for the initial rush of people going to "safe" place X to die down (the rush will include traffic jams, road rage, and quickly spreading virus). Then you look for a place that nobody else has thought of.

The Winchester
its got a breville out the back

Just imagine you aren't autistic, and you're satisfied with the details of the scenario. What would you do?

>STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEE

Ah, because there'll still be houseboats in the harbor instead of out at sea where it's safe from zombies and people.

what kind of zombie? fast or slow

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28 Days Later zombies would be crazy, but they wouldn't spread far. If the virus had a long incubation time, infected people could travel before symptoms started showing, allowing it to become worldwide. But the 20 second timer takes away its ability to be anything more than a local outbreak.

I would live on rooftops and use ladders (insert Jackie Chan pun here) to go from one roof to the next, going into buildings only to find cans of food and other stuff when absolutely necessary. Probably using poles, ropes, mirrors and shit to take stuff through windows instead of actually going down into buildings.

go to a designated safe zone and get napalm'd by the remnants of the military when security gets inevitably over-run

>safe from zombies up here
>but at the mercy of asian hopping vampires

Ok Stalker

>fast zombies

Stay indoor as much as possible (wait for the infected to die) and only go out at night foraging for supplies when I need to. I live in an urban center so things might become challenging.

Fast zombies. Slow zombies. I'm the total autist who build himself a suit made out of rotating swords last year.

Lock down my house, fill up all my tubs with fresh water and bring all my food and myself in the tiny hiding cubby hidden deep within the depths of my basement.

is that russian? picked up an east german one several years ago and it looks mighty similar. lug in the same position and same serrations, just plain black on the grips and scabbard tho

>Besides keeping a qt means someone to feed. What happens when food is scarce
eat the qt
duh

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You are the scum of 4channel, shut the fuck up

Wouldn't realistically the zombies starve or rot in like three weeks? I think sitting it out is the best idea and it would be like some extended holiday. Seems pretty comfy desu.

Honestly anyone would be fucked without water
You wouldnt believe how SOON your body will demand another drink of water
Not to mention those zombies are FAST and they can hear you
So all of those gun retards will be killed easily

The only way to survive is to stay inside.

Perfect time to steal a yacht.

Both the knife and the scabbard have what appears to be the Izhevsk Arsenal stamp on them, so yes, I'd expect so. It's in poor condition though, so most of its serial numbers are worn off, and somewhere along the line the numbers "236" have been stamped onto the knife, which isn't there in any Izhevsk bayonet I've seen. I imagine some third party collector, or potentialy even military, added their own stamp on the knife, but it's from the Izhevsk arsenal originaly.

>he can't make water from moisture in the air

>he can't absob water through his skin

I have a graywater recycler installed into my penis and prostate.

how do you even do this without the keys? and probably with no google

What a retard

>gun retards in denial

Just imagine how fat the owner of these are.

Most have push buttons and only need a key for the cabin.

The surgery was really expensive.

are you serious? you can start and drive it without a key? holy shit. why arent africans stealing these all day?

it's a real thing
it's in every fucking survival manual
it's so easy to do I tried it just for fun and it works like a charm

p much this

YEet

Be honest Yea Forums, would any of you be tempted to commit murder during the collapse of authority and civilization? There's no surveillance or forensics so it's very possible that you could kill anyone you have an axe to grind against and if or when society returns to normal, nobody would know it was you.

I liked Imogen Gay Poots.

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Post zombie kino

not rape if you just let them fuck you

Do gun nuts think dead people are gonna drop ammo and supplies down the line?

test

Bill Burr- No reason to hit a woman
youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ
BONUS- Philadelphia rant (female audience)
youtu.be/eEoDUneWTyM

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wikihow.com/Make-Water-in-the-Desert

Yep. It amazes me that nobody in a zombie apocalypse would think about holing up in a library. It's a treasure trove of information and survival tips.

Of course not. That's why you stalk and kill other gunfags to take their stuff.

It's never too late to be found out. You might escape notice for a decade or two, but you never know what new tech will come out or what cold case deaths will be reopened.

WWCD- What Would Cheney Do (OG Cheney+ Bale Cheney)
Start with money. Lots of money. Mass offices for staff. Office stacked with best typing Chads money can cuck. What's next

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>charge into library shooting sawed-off shotgun from both hands
>baricade the doors from the horde of zombies you've just escaped
>no more bullets, but at least you're safe now
>all that knowledge at your fingertips now that the internet is down makes you a GOD among men
>realize you dropped your reading glasses outside the library
ROD SERLING YOU MUTHERFUCKER!!!

checked

>having a sight disability on an apocalyptic scenario
You were already dead meat to begin with.

Africans have a strong aversion to water.

Don't /k/fags usually stockpile thousands of rounds tho?

I'd move to Alaska and farmstead. Zombies have no body heat and would freeze like corpsicles.

>Why don't I get airborne AIDS?

fish and sips

>thousands of rounds
$70.
dickssportinggoods.com/p/remington-22lr-bucket-o-bullets-rifle-ammo-1400-rounds-15remu22lrhpbcktfamo/15remu22lrhpbcktfamo

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>pretends to be knowledgeable about things and walltexts
>calls a sheath a scabbard

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Fast zombies are the result of filmmakers not getting zombies to begin with.

Any zombie film worth its weight focuses on the short term only to put the sheer insanity of the situation and hopelessness of long term survival into perspective.

If you're not ending off a zombie film with an 'oh shit yeah these people are fucked' scene you're doing it wrong.

>Toot it n boot it.
Responded C U Next Tuesday
>Spitefully chose to make fun of my cockt size as she packed her broomstick.
Easy. Breakup sex oops anal for the win.
> Not very classy
hence, toot it n boot it, fackin ASU girls

actually, if you have trouble seeing far shit, you can just use your fingers to stretch the skin on the outside of your eyes and it make your eyesight 20/20 for as long as you keep the skin stretched.

Amputation.

>NOTLD did it wrong
What the fuck am I reading?

I'm still surprised people consider 28 Days a zombie film. Not because 'hurrrr not zombies' but because it devolves into a weird brit jungle fever fantasy at the second act.

raping the female zombies right?

I only have an M1 and a 92fs. I also have a hatchet for camping.

Is that enough to protect myself?

Considering both versions focus on a single setting and end with eminent doom I don't know?

Damn, i thought i was the only one who knew about that
Had to do it frequently in middle school, people would mock me for it tho

It's already here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy

You could continue to pretend you're an expert by nitpicking technical definitions you heard in a youtube video once, or you could just google the difference between a sheath and a scabbard.

>Scabbard.
>A Scabbard is a rigid container for a bladed and edged implement. It is often, though not necessarily, of multi-layer construction. An inner and outer layer. The outer layer protecting the implement from outside influences and the inner layer protecting the implement form the outer layer (both as an insulator and as providing a difference in hardness from the outer material). The inner layer also usually has a dual purpose of creating gas/fluid tight environment for the implement. Securing of the implement in the scabbard is usually based on gravity fed containment (relying primarily on an ideal range of orientation to keep the implement in the container). A Scabbard may have a secondary securing piece intended to prevent unintentional removal when the whole is outside the range of ideal orientation.

>Sheath.
>A sheath is flexible or semi-rigid container for a bladed and edged implement. It is often, though not necessarily, of single layer construction. Wherein the inside of the main body material is of a different treatment then the outside. Sheaths often allow gas/fluid to pass through them to some degree. Either because of the nature of the material used, by design of the container, or both. Securing of the implement in the Sheath is usually based on a friction fit (either points of close contact with the implement or full contact). A Sheath might not (but often does) have a secondary securing piece intended to prevent unintentional removal when the whole is outside the range of ideal orientation.

That picture shows a rigid container with a multi-layered construction. Put your clearly superior high-IQ brain to use and figure out which definition best suits it. Or, even better, you could dwell on whether it's even worth commenting on (it isn't).

> my first time for realz
Obvioslee
>I just got here and the crazy vamp sluts are foaming out the mouth
The end is near you fackin virgin
>this place is internet Israel

people usually don't even believe it's a thing
but some do and take it too far:
theverge.com/2012/2/21/2814571/squintasaurus-myopia-diy-eyelid-stretcher

*dies from starvation*
Nice plan incel

>survive all this time by drinking own urine and eating own cum and poop
>get kiledl by army guy who see your sorry ass and thinks you're a decomposing zombie

Get dabbed on dumbfuck

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There’s countless deaths and murders that will occur during a zombie apocalypse. Nobody has the time or manpower to investigate them. People would be too busy picking up the pieces.

>Mouse allows its brand new baby 4 days old to be mirrored and cast out
Jeeze I wouldn't let my baby be cast out.
>cast out to shit tv via their own wizardry app savvy
As your feminist attorney, I think that's a loophole, but would still be considered permission of user, the legal mumbo jumbo is pretty gaping. >yeeee.

what the fuck are you talking about?

mice

>wat is that?
It's buzzfeed chatter, or maybe snopes, I forgot sorry I'm stoopid. IIRC you'll be 1st to know.

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I like mice, i ran a little mouse farm a while ago cuz i have a lot of reptiles and they were pretty neat but they eventually became super inbred and started walking on their hind legs like men and then mice that were brothers ended up killing all of the others and burying their bodies.

Sounds like appalachia

i live in military city so i guess i'm gonna be fine unless they want me to volunteer

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