Post /got/ memes
Post /got/ memes
A Game of Thrones meme is anyone who watches this epic soap opera
AND THE RAPE, SANSA
THE RAPE
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>no bobby posting yet
GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN
SANSA, THE RAPE
Maario Naharis
fpbp
Stannis... Yes that is what they used to call me.. Stannis Baratheon....That was my name
I am Azor Ahai... And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide
R'HLLOR HUNGERS
Absolutely indescribably unimaginatively and hyperoptimally based.
do /got/ memes even exist from before S3?
The one with the bodies spelling 'ur a faget' is pretty old.
How did the Baratheon boys take over the GOT memes?
>how did the only good characters take over the GOT memes?
Makes you think.
S7E4 leaked really early so once the initial hype died down there was nothing else to talk about before the next episode
/got/ just devolved into 24/7 shitposting for several days. Threads were hitting image limits within 30 minutes from bobbyposting variants
what the fuc was worm guy doing with his neck?
Whatever op
>tfw I lost the vocaroo of the qt reading Darkstar's pasta
'member when based Jonautist BTFO the general so hard that the mods had to ban it for months?
I 'member.
based
Based.
The STENNIS LE MENNIS posting was getting pretty unbearable so you can't blame him tbqh.
My oldest GoT pic has a 2013 (season 3) timecode. Feels bad.
>Azor Ahai
Little finger is Azor Ahai
Oh god please just fuck off this time.
The Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
A cry is heard in the distance
Suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
We see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
In the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
Episode written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss.
nigger?
I never really understood what his end goal was here.
based and one true kingpilled
This one is pretty old
she was cute
sad
This is what we call the wall
Best ones
smirkpoo a best
Shame about the tits.
He thinks it's funny and has no filter
I can verify, I think that was the first GoT vertical I can remember, and I was in /got/ when the season 1 teaser was released.
>bottom left
WE ZOE SALDANA NOW
was pretty unlike his book counterpart
reminder that social justice warriors ruined this
What is cartoon head from please??
>And who... are you...
Liar. /got/ didn't really get going until the offseason between season 2 and 3
When was Radmure a thing?
There is so much filler in the middle seasons I don't know if rewatching the series would be possible.
Has anyone tried.
I just don't get why that is a part of the book? What does it add to the story? Did Martin just make a poem about diarrhea and insisted on including it?
She's paraded around as a God or second coming, azor ahai etc and this is just one chapter in thousands that grounds her to remind readers that everyone is human or something along those lines
When you read the book it fits really well with her story
In everyone's eyes she's a goddess who can do no wrong and is invincible
In private we see who she really is
Weak little girl who knows no better
deep
If only the show went this route
Shit (literally) like this is important for character building
i was ironic
Season 3
Oh yes, the character in the show is much better without character flaws who can teleport to save anyone she needs
God forbid you talk of dysentery in medieval times
Didn't dysentery kill more people than humans did during some wars
not from /got/ but still hilarious
is "haha yeah but she shits like everyone else" the best you can imagine to add facets to a character?
flaws are good but this is literal elementary school tier flaw
yes, in the mind of a reductionist everything is elementary
>character is ignorant
>this causes her without the help of those around her to guide her to drink contaminated water
>in her continued ignorance without the help of those around her she continues to drink the same water causing her health to fall even more rapidly
>as she drifts off alone she wonders if she's going to die
HAHA POOP THOUGH GUYS WHY DID HE WRITE OF POOP LMAO
I guess reading/writing isn't your strong suit
>ayy, i'm the blood of the dragon, no illness can touch me
>few chapters later
>THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
Why has nobody posted Maario Naharis yet?
Unironcially based
Based
Captain Maario Naharis
GRRM just writing himself into the book after eating 1 whole pizza every 2 hours for 4 days straight
10/10
GURM has a scat fetish.
What is cartoon head from please??
This, this really is something magnificent. Something that you find when you search perfection from dictionary. Not just a funny picture, this is something greater, something that can't really be explained. I wish i could meet the one who made it originally and shake their hand and say thank you, thank you for giving this to us. We could learn so much from them, enlightenment moment to just listen what they have to say.
Some less minded can think that haha this is just picture of some video game character put on Daario Naharis, but no. It's not just some video game character. It's Super Mario. And how does it happen? Just change of one letter, D to M, Maario Naharis. So simple but still so powerful. How can something be so perfect? Only God knows, maybe he was the one who made the pic. Anyway, all I can do is stand up and applaud. Thank you, it really is based.
Luigi
argggghhh
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" Baratheon
>Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon
>Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
>Stannis "If i wish to be king, then I must burn Shireen" Baratheon
>Stannis "If Your Camp's Got a Chill, Throw an Heir on the Grill" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Burn Shireen? Now That's Real Keen" Baratheon
>Stannis "Cook Up My Heir, I'll Have Her Medium-Rare" Baratheon
>Stannis "Kill My Daughter with Fire, and a Crown I'll Acquire" Baratheon
>Stannis "20 Good Men? Now my Line Must End" Baratheon.
>Stannis "Put young deer in atmosphere" Baratheon
>Stannis "Got a daughter? Mine is hotter" Baratheon
>Stannis "One girl kill = R'hllor's Happy Meal" Baratheon
>Stannis 'The snow will dry up with a daughter fry up' Baratheon
>Stannis 'Ice reduction through daughter combustion' Baratheon
>Stannis "When getting beat give Shireen some heat" Baratheon.
>Stannis 'If you receive Bolton bash just turn your daughter into ash' Baratheon
>Stannis "Before the Fight, set my Child alight" Baratheon
>Stannis "Raise your flag, burn a stag" Baratheon
>Stannis "When there is too much to handle, turn your kid into a candle" Baratheon
>Stannis "The night is dark, we need a spark" Baratheon
>Stannis "When getting beat give Shireen some heat" Baratheon.
>Stannis "Killing kin with a grin" Baratheon
>Stannis "Young girls cry when stakes are high" Baratheon
>Stannis "Tinder mein Kinder" Baratheon
>Stannis "You can't spell kindling without kin" Baratheon
>Stannis "to realize my dreams, she'll burn, cry and scream" baratheon.
>Stannis "last heir? don't care" baratheon
GODS WHAT A STUPID MEME
Now that's an old one.
Fake Sansa was a meme that never quite took off which was a shame because she was best girl
It was a better time.
More grace your boar?
>haha this girl is clueless about the dangers of the real world and has no basic knowledge on bacterial/viral transmission in an unsterilized water medium, this really improved the deepness of this specific character
WINEBOAR LANNISWHORE GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
gottem
Yeah you just wrote it in a way that isn't fucking ridiculous.
>Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water.
GURM has a scat fetish, we just need to accept it.
you mean written the same way without details that make people with childish brains giggle
Not as stupid as getting killed by a wild pig lol
>t. Jorah of House Friendzone
Seriously now, why do both normies and plebs think the Friendzone is the only relevant aspect of Jorah's character?
WHERE'S MAH SISTAH, Yea Forums?
he's a wonderful character, it's a pity he got cucked by age gap but it's probably also necessary to keep him as interesting
if he got dany's cunt he would have been just another random chad
>cucked by age gap
Well maybe, but I'm fairly certain Dany throwing a hissy fit over him spying years and years ago got him pretty deep into the no-bone-zone too
it's obvious there was no sentimental development between them even before then
i dont remember the specific moment but he tried once to be more intimate with her by calling her first name and searching phisical contact (maybe dragon kidnap moment) but she reacted firmly against it
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
threadly reminder stannis is cao cao and will conquer the south but lose the north. epic three kingdoms incoming
ooh marone
He just said something like sometimes he didn't believe ahe was real, and she shrugged it off, in the books is way more explicit. Up until season 5 you could think he thought of her as a daughter or something
BOW YOU SHITS
that too, but there was a crisis because of something and she told him not to be impudent
well, yeah, love is a generic concept after all, he can have a fatherly love for her without necessarily wanting to bang her
Massandi was a slave she was ran thru before she was given the position of translator
I'll be honest: I watched all first four seasons of GOT in one summer, 2014 I think. Jorah was my favourite character because he looks cool and Iain glen has a great voice. And I thought he saw Daenerys as his daughter, didn't notice at all he was attracted to her. I didn't see any got memes in order not to be spoiled
When I return to school I talk to some friends of mine that had seen Got. I say Jorah was my favourite, all they can talk is about the friendzone thing. I look at them like they were retards
Underrated post!
>has literally frosted tips
kek
>because she was best girl
A lie
I love shireen despite her slightly peculiar face irl
she made me into a cunnybro ;_;
good lord hope Stannis at least had a fondle o' them sweet things before the big fry-up
well yeah for standard chitchat that's what you will mention first but i think it's unavoidable
even that other chad mercenary keeps shit talking to him about how he's too old to keep up with her, that she fucks too hard and will break him, how it feel to know that he is cucked for life etc not surprising it gets brought up a lot
he's a "in the shadow" hero, he stays loyal to his queen despite knowing there won't be a reward and that his best use is to be meat fodder to protect her
sad, but very cool
maybe it appeals to losers, idk, i like him
Melisandre should have been consistent and had sex with her before burning her alive
But user, Jorahis slaying the dragon bitch so that genocide doesn't happen
Sansa nudes fucking when?
BASED
When her acting career dries up
But then her tits will be dried up too.
what fucking uggo tattoos, and i like tattooed bitches
Azor Jon
kek
Tbh he dotted around her.
>tfw she’s a turboslag irl
Sad!
Today marks 2,800 days since the release of A Dance with Dragons
Where in Sam fuck is The Winds of Winter?
He looks like a total creep. What the fuck happened?
That underboob is pretty hot desu.
LOL
What the FUCK happened?
*ahem*
britbong genes
*spits*
*crosses myself*
you mean? was an uggo, still an uggo
It'll come after The Winds of Last Night's Meatloaf and Shut The Fuck Up About Football You Fat Fuck volume 2.
puberty
holy shit. the easter eggs in this comic are pretty gud
Those tits though.
not as hot as her final scene
The absolute state of branfags.
Hot but beastly. She's creeping into the confused boner territory of Maise.
She crashed her car in a farmer's field and the police found her in that pose.
I love slags so fucking much it's not even funny.
You are correct. It was one of the first verticals and it predates the first ever mention of "GOT General"
Where are you bros?
have you read the books? each book has some repeatable lines, in one everyone is pissing themselves (I mostly noticed it at the wall when sam kept pissing himself and I wondered how many times it had happened) in others it shitting, in some its food. + I think its a "nice" way of showing she is not all that and does suffer from human issues. even in the books she gets the best luck out of all the characters
Tywin died on a shitter to show the same thing. his son even had a speech about it, so why not? Im not saying I need fart noises but it can still be shown.
that specific scene made me realize just how shitty of an actress Emilia is. go back and watch it, she is genuinely terrible
as a bonus, the first ever Eternal /got/ General.
BASED DARKSTAR EDITION
its not? you really don't think something showing that despite her misfortunes she still was sheltered and does not know the basics her slave translator knows is unimportant/meaningless?
It's remarkable how she goes from fat tiddies to nothing at all. She needs to eat, those udders are all she has going for her. Also 1-2 years until nudes, nobody's going to offer her any significant roles after GoT and she's so dopey she'll want to show that "she's all growed up".
he was/is ugly in the books. looks like the balding hound minus the scar.
What more is there? he had hots for a woman and got into the slave trade to buy her trinkets, it backfired and he was exiled. now he is projecting those feelings on a 14 year old
top slag
in the mind of cucks a turd is a metaphor of life
bazed
Did the show writers forget Edmure exists?
Well, he was a war hero, defeated Jaime in a tournament against expectations, he is the most travelled man alive that is not Euron, and survived Greyscale
there has to be an .apk somewhere or at least a similar app.
>he was/is ugly in the books. looks like the balding hound minus the scar.
oh
well it's still not unreasonable that he gets refused
he has that old chad vibe but that's it, he's a knight in disgrace that got banned (for selling slaves, imagine how the queen likes that), he's not particulary smart in politics, he's old, he's poor
he's loyal and a great fighter but that's it, a nice bodyguard that sometimes has good hints that come from the wisdom of his age and knowledge of the old continent but that's it
Would bone hard
>fat pink mastodon
>Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic Academy
Classy and cultured
well he has no chad vibe in the book, he is more of creepy washout who is trying to convince danny that he is the only loyal one around and only one who will have her back + in his mind she kind of owes him or something. If I recall correctly the first time he is sent out questing is when he tries to forcefully kiss her and she is not into it.
>no Myrish swamp
Oh well, fuck the show desu,
Arya will die a virgin like Rickon, Joffery, Shireen and Viserion.
We will read about her being mounted in her wolf form.
only suffering for him, sad
not like being ugly or beautiful really makes a difference
even her autist brother touched her more than him, his anger crisis always made me cringe bad
Bran: "at least you won't die a virgin, Sansa"
>Winds of Winter finally released
>Arya sails back to Westeros to seek out Jon Snow
>he's still dead, but he lives on in the wolf
>she disrobes in her chambers, Ghost mounts her
>it is cold beneath the Wall, so cold, but his seed fills her like fire
>not like being ugly or beautiful really makes a difference
in a pseudo medieval setting, in a mind of a 14 year old girl who thinks herself very important? surely you jest
Jesus Christ..
>i cant read
the guy is in the same situation in both book and show, being handsome isnt going to be consoling him
The fanbase is more on his side because he is less of a creep and bit better looking.
seven hells...
gross
on an audience it surely helps, not sure if a guy like the clown sansa saved would have the same efficacy in his place
after all he was a pathetic loser but you could feel empathy for him with his (fake) family story
based
Make it happen geroge
>/r9k/ the character
Yes. He's still sitting in the Frey dungeons.
*clucks*
underrated
Nope. I've checked. They used an online algorithm based on faces that were user submitted.
No one else has made another one.
I hope Jason Momoa's bare rippled ass is on the reverse side
This shirt got me laid 9 years ago
kek
Kevin Sorbo should have played Jaime Lannister
Fuck targniggers.
literally anyone who actually knows how to handle a sword should have played Jaime Lannister
HOW long did it take for the guy to come?
this is the best
Also, funny but they did marry.
what was it like?
Post that one with nigh hunt on a car. It's Bobby B shooting.
holy shit
>pre-ADWD
>everyone thinks Brienne and Pod are dead
>people have already woken up to Catelyn's bullshit
one gem was a post that said
>What Ned is doing is very very unusual, and its clear it's only because he's a powerful and influential nobleman that he can indulge his daughter this way. Hand to hand fighting in Martin's world cleaves close to reality - size and strength and reach are not treated as an ignorable factor, so MOST women genuinely are at a huge disadvantage, and also reflect their own status in a medieval society.
I wonder how that user felt about Arya "Dexfag" Stark's 1v1 with Brienne
lol
he really deserved it
do some robfags exist? he was a fucking idiot from the beginning to the end
honestly he wouldn't have married the westerling slut if Catelyn hadn't treated Jon like shit his whole life.
Maario Naharis
if you don't feel at all like fucking this boy. you're not a human being.
im not saying I would actually fuck him. maybe i'd feel bad about tainting something so beautiful or molest someone so innocent. but i would still ragining erection and so would you
they all got deleted :D
Did Meera have to wipe Bran's ass for 5 seasons?
All i want is mount and blade bannerlord and the winds of winter
Thats fucking it
Why does everyone else get what they want besides me
FUCK gurm and FUCK turkey
God i wish i was her, and osha bathing rickon for 5 seasons
Better commander than Jamie tho.
>Yea Forums eaglesbro on Yea Forums
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one, i haven't been on Yea Forums since the superbowl
>Has literally frosted tips
Made me giggle
Literally God-tier
Beric is such a good character, and well casted.
Whats up my man
Wentz to the jags
Desean back
Still no winds of winter
Tywin posting was my favorite /got/ meme, also the siege posting
he still got his head tho
*foles to the jags
Sorry, got wentz on the mind
AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE
still pissed off at how they handled blackfish
>the basics
Logically, in that setting fucking no one would even be aware of shit like that.
You literally can't even counter because GRRM is the same dumb cunt who criticised Tolkien for not talking about Aragorn's tax policy.
I hope Bewd will be happy in florida, wentz and desean are gonna assrape the NFC
Winds of winter: Being released after season 8
My favorite vertical
such a shitty joke, but I admire the effort of drawing all those details.
he wasnt fit for being a khal anyway, his subordinates bullied him all the time
the gods told him, before dying...
he knew...he was right....
sleep tight my beloved king
you truly did
nothing wrong
I unironically like those dresses. Whenever Marg or Cersei wears one it makes my pp big.
Why was the hut all the Khals were in soaked with gasoline?
Why is Sansa at the Night's Watch?
Classic and still one of my favorites.
Does anyone have the one of Stannis going to the Iron Bank? All the kids calling him "beggar king" and ordering Davos to pick up coins off the street?
would S L A G
like the lewd ones desu
those are most of my webm's. I have a huge folder of /got/ stuff. Make a request and Ill post it if I have it.
had the same critic
it was actually the lamps that were full of oil that got turned over, the hut was of wood and hay
thank you archive man. I had some good laughs so far.
What is cartoon head from please??
are you a really young zoomer or a really old boomer?
>44444444
how did I miss this one
It looks better without IRL cuts
TOO OLD
Damn, she was so hot. What happened to her, bros?
yaaas queeen
i love this one
reminder this is how the books will end
>she lost a part of her ear in the battle which is why she dosent not have a part of her ear, pls stop PMing me askin why thats why
Based
even babies know mario
>posting the shit version
youtu.be
X-Ray?
My sides
Careful, boar
absolutely based
90's show intros didn't have music like that
I would wear that shirt and hang around Boise State downtown.
too sad too true
ill never forgive them for this
this is the funniest fucking thing ever
Kek caught me off guard
SAY IT WITH ME LADS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
She went there after she escaped from Winterfell as Jon was the only trustworthy person left in the North.
>just now watching got for the first time
>missed out on literal years of comfy shitposting
A-at least I'll be around for the finale, r-right bros?
i know the feeling
i also missed shitposting in hunterxhunter threads because of my laziness
the memes here seem of high quality
don't worry boar, we'll make a whore out of you yet
I will never NOT be mad at this.
As broken as Witchers are in general and Geralt is in particular, it is highly unlikely he would last against a literal army without magic intervention.
This is a quality thread. I am proud of you /got/.
nigger?
in my bed