Whats a movie with really deep lore

Could someone post the pregnant car?

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VICE: Hard-hitting journalism.

Lored of the rings

Why do the cars have teeth?

>Hard-hitting journalism

This shit is just scracting the surface

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it bugs me so much that the eyes are in the front window instead of in the headlights

that scooby doo parody is top notch tho

kek

There is one car that has the eyes on the headlights, and she looks weird, I also think they can get modified because she's selling weird shit that scares the hick.

Correct: Planes is a movie set in the Cars universe, and in it, one of the characters fought in WWII. They even show a flashback of it.

Scrolling through this bitches articles god damn she is really something
>used to abuse fentanyl
>was a dom in foot fetish porn
>fights
>vaped booze
>polygamous relationship

then lightning mcqueen would be blind because his headlights are fake

archive.is/XZPqx

>cars rape of nanking
>cars pearl harbour
>cars Hiroshima and nagasaki
>cars 9/11
>cars isis
>cars challenger and columbia
>cars r. Kelly and Michael jackson

>car crusher
>the sides are made out of wood

I dunno something about that just doesn't sit right with me.

They literally have an entire section of their website dedicated to articles about "Cultural Appropriation".

And entire SECTION.
And that section has more than one page.

The guys at Pixar says they originally considered that design but it made the cars look too snake/reptile-like.

>cars Tiananmen Square

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It's because when we're inside a car, we see the road through the front window you dumbo.

BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY

anyone got this without the shitty watermarks?

>cars 9/11

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>Cars Top Gear

He's obviously a Porsche

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TONIGHT
JAMES BECOMES A DACIA SANDERO
RICHARD REENACT THE FAMOUS HUDSON HORNET CRASH
AND I WEAR A TRAFFIC CONE HAT

So pearl harbor happened in cars therefore we nuked japan also

did the death car washs have wooden doors?

Are the Fast and Furious movies just Mission Impossible movies in the Cars universe?

can someone shop scared eyes into that car?

>all the stunts are done by stunt cars
>a plane has to land and take off over and over just to do the runway scene in Fast 6
>Paul Walcar basically suicided

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fuck it i did it myself

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I GOT A TANK ON MY ASS

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>was a dom in foot fetish porn
even a broken clock is right once

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kek

This just looks like a more complex and retarded version of how normal cars work

>the show is about humans

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In Cars 2, passenger planes are their own entities, but cars can board them. Do planes have a carckpit with car-pilots? In Cars 9/11, did al-Carda terrorists board the planes, slash the fuel lines of the car-pilots, and fly the planes into the Car Twin Towers? Or did the planes become radicalized on their own?

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If you look up Lord Bung he has a parody series about the history of the cars world

Dissociation

Zoinks! That's enough Internet for one day, lol

>cars rape of nanking
>>>

Jinkies

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>al-Carda

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> two vaganias

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>Carminian genoicide

>car mayans would rip out the cylinders of sacrificial victims to please the articulated-bus sky god

In Cars world Jesus exists, but as Jesus Chrysler.
The Pope also exists, and so does the Popemobile.
Have you accepted Jesus Chrysler into your hearts yet?

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Since other vehicles are sentient in the Cars universe, do you think Car Hitler wanted to gas all the bikes?
>Cars Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand

youtube.com/watch?v=5QtvkNdXOuk
youtube.com/watch?v=h6-5nonyHSg

Why do they have car crushers?

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This happened in the Cars universe.
Imagine being the truck that found a dead teenaged car girl encased in a drum of concrete.

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>cars Charles Manson and his cars cult
>cars Caribbean Crisis
>cars Brexit
>cars IRA

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>why do we have cremation furnaces

i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

That's just a 21st century woman, unfortunately. The more edgy and bizarre shit they can tick off their lists, the more 'special' they are.

>Cars Vietnam
>Cars Unit 731
>Cars Trail of Tears
>Cars Crusades

so what, when a car dies they crush them into a cube and give the corpse cube to the family?

>>Cars Unit 731

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>Cars MKULTRA

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>cars jfk assassination

Wow this is just like my favorite anime.
youtube.com/watch?v=iF2OS9SVg1o

Holy shit imagine Carlumbine. How were Dylan Kleford and Eric Ferrarris turned into killers? How did car antidepressants work? Did they play car video games? What was Doom like in the Cars universe? What were the jocks at Carlumbine like? Did the shooters have a basement to film their lost tapes in? How did they film the tapes? Did they film a school project called "Hitcars for Hire"? How did they make the bombs? How did they use guns? Apparently Eric Ferrarris had a friend that cracked his windshield a year before the massacre, and he told that guy to go home, but if he's a car, then what happened? Did his eyes get cracked? How were they repaired? How did they plant the bombs? How do guns kill cars? Did they use different weapons? Did they rig all the gas stations to fill them with Allinol, and then use an EMP to blow the cars up? Did they ram the weak cars? How did cars hide in the library? What were Eric and Dylan's car nicknames? As humans, they were "Reb" and "Vodka". Would Dylan's have been "Vodcar"? During the library massacre, Klebold said "Reb, there's a nigger over here!" What makes a car a "nigger"? Are "nigger" cars loaded with subwoofers? How did Eric and Dylan commit suicide? Did they aim the guns at their windshields? Did they breach their gas tanks and set a fire? Good god.

>>Cars Unit 731

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>Cars Stanford Prison Experiment
>Cars Byford Diving Bell Accident
>Cars Hisashi Ouchi

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>Carchduke Vans Ferdinand

>Cars slave trade

what hath god wrought

>Carnobyl

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>Cars pearl harbor

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The Harleycaust

this whole thread should be capped

>lgbtq2sa+ cars

Don't remind me

>Cars GULAG

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we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white 1998 miatas

>During the library massacre, Klebold said "Reb, there's a nigger over here!" What makes a car a "nigger"? Are "nigger" cars loaded with subwoofers?

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watch out motherfuckers, this gigachad will steal your women

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>Caroshima and Nissansaki bombings

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>cars iraq war
>cars black plague
>cars conquests of america, south america and australia
>cars mongol invasions

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Dean Arnold Carll was an American serial killer who, along with two teenaged accomplices named Davidson Owen Brooks and Elmer Wayne Harley, Jr., abducted, raped, tortured, and murdered at least 28 teenage car boys and young car men in a series of killings between 1970 and 1973 in Houston, Texas.

do those come in 1.488 liter engines

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Cartney Love murdered Kurt Carbain and made it look like he put sugar in his own tank.

Do planes fly on their own, or do cars fly the planes from the inside and supersede their own free will? If the pilots were incapacitated, is the plane doomed or is it free from its mind control? If the planes have no free will, how do they feel in a situation like Germanwings 4U9525, knowing that a suicidal car inside them is going to fly them to their doom?

>Cars Transformers

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>Porschiaguese carquistadors massacred and raped the population of South Carmerica into extinction

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>dating a brand new pre-owned Sonata

>no factory window sticker no diamond

never before seen image of jfk autopsy

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Is there a Carlemagne?

>Car eunuchs
NO

How would cars JFK ride in a motorcade?

>Cars Columbine

>car incels

giant flatbed lincoln

>in Africa, female circumcision is forced
H-how would this happen in the Cars world?

Electric conversions.

>Car-ribean Crisis

Hey, I'd happily drive with another lonely virgin car if it meant we both got some mileage. I just want to be serviced by a mechanic who loves me.

is that buddah?

it was actually invented in italy at the request of hitler

>Cars Josef Fritzl

>Carginia Tech shooting
>Car Sandy Hook shooting
>Cars Vegas concert shooting
>Carora theater shooting
>Car Waco
>Car Jonestown
>Carlottesville march

>muslim car

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He's actually an Opel, the car SS officers were driven in. If you look at the car you can see how easily a Hitler caricature could be made out of it

How did Antoyota Yelchin die? Forgot to park on a slope and rolled down helplessly to his doom?

>Jeephad

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She's showing a dangerous amount of tyre. The she-witch.
We'd better get the paint stripper.

>Car prostitution
>Car rape
>Car drug abuse

This sounds like fun.

>Car Franz Ferdinand was assassinated when he got lost in Sarajevo and got stuck trying to turn around in a narrow street

lmao

>kartophilia

>car trannies
do they mutilate their transmissions from dual clutch to manual

>cars winged hussars

How did they manage to get rid of 6 million cars?

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>cars pol pot
>cars irish potato famine
>cars slave trade
>cars genghis khan
>cars black plague
>cars titanic
>cars salem witch trials
>cars jack the ripper
>cars catholic priest pedophiles
>cars holodomor
>cars crusades
>cars boston marathon bombings
>cars columbine massacre
>cars jonestown massacre
>cars hindenburg disaster
>cars great leap forward

>car trannys

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the gasoline-assigned at birth cars take diesel injections

>implying that's not where hybrids come from

With the crusher working at capacity 24-7 for 6 months they should only have been to crush half a million bikes.
Don't believe everything they tell you in school about the harleycaust.

>Ey Tone, how they gonna crush 30 cars an hour? Remember when we had to do that thing for Jimmy Two-Trunks? Took us half the fuggin day

>people actually bought this thing

>cars Fidel Castro assassination attempts

Looks like Nigel Thornberry

>all those japanese kamikaze planes killing in the name of the emperor
>all the shitty russian cars dying in the cold, half of them don't even have proper tires
>that one rocket that later takes a monkey to space
>in texas a Lincoln Continental gets assassinated by a junker '55 Chevrolet Bel Air
>years later a couple jets decide to visit the twin towers with predictable results

Death row?

drawn by a closetfag

>Russian cars dismantled their car children for spare parts

BLACK CADILLACS MATTER

looks more like a dick to me

>I am Honda jazz

Cars Pixar's Humans

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The nazi cucks truly were the real subhuman after all, huh
Imagine willingly driving a fucking Opel...

>Matthew Broderick's Cars accident

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I really love these vans. They're iconic enough to be a feature vehicle in a movie. Funky layout too. The "hood" is the driver car seat. You literally lift the entire seat up to access the motor. It's hilariously convoluted.

This thread hurts me.

>cars French Revolution + Guillotines
>cars Karl Marx
>cars Lenin
>cars October 1917 Revolution
>cars assassination of the Tsar and his family
>cars holodomor
>cars Stalin and stalinism
>cars KGB and international militia
>cars gulags and executions
>cars death marches
>cars latin american terrorists/guerrilas
>cars kgb agents balls deep in the catholic church
>cars berlin wall
>cars modern progressivism
>cars abortionists
>cars venezuela

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>I don't know mr. Dieselberg... there were only 15 compactors... and it takes 30 minutes to compact a car... and there were 6 million jewbarus... for 6 whole years running non stop...

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>cars vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing on the radio

Vice has always been about retarded shit though.

Lightining, this is precisely why you'll stay with Rust-eze forever and never Dinoco.

>cars Carsobal Carlumbus, the discovery of the Carmericas and eventual demise of the native Carmerican Carndians

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>Furuta was held captive in the Minato residence for forty days, where she was abused, raped and tortured. They also invited and encouraged their other friends from the Yakuza, to torment Furuta. According to their trial statements, the four of them raped her over 400 times, beat her, starved her, hung her from the ceiling and used her as a "punching bag", dropped barbells onto her stomach, forced her to eat live cockroaches and drink her own urine, and forced her to masturbate in front of them. They inserted foreign objects into her vagina and anus, including a lit light bulb into her vagina and fireworks. They burned her vagina and clitoris with cigarettes and lighters, and her eyelids with hot wax. They also tore off her left nipple with pliers and pierced her breasts with sewing needles.
>On 4 January 1989, the four boys challenged Furuta to a game of Mahjong, which she is said to have won. Out of frustration, the boys beat her with an iron barbell, kicked and punched her, and placed two short candles on her eyelids, burning them with the hot wax. They made her stand, and struck her feet with a swinging stick. At this point, she fell onto a stereo and collapsed into a fit of convulsions. Since she was bleeding profusely, and pus was emerging from her infected burns, the four boys covered their hands in plastic bags taped at the wrists. They continued to beat her and dropped an iron exercise ball onto her stomach several times. They poured lighter fluid onto her thighs, arms, face, and stomach and once again set her on fire. Furuta allegedly made attempts to put out the fire, but gradually became unresponsive. The attack reportedly lasted two hours. Furuta eventually succumbed to her wounds and died that day.
Imagine how that went down for Junko Miata

The population was already on the decline and the Euro cars simply accelerated it. They were running on leaded and the natives couldn't adapt. And you know, these old world cars were built to withstand a colder climate. They were built tough.

Junko Kiata

Medieval painting of car knights fighting truck dragons

What the FUCK is wrong with asian people.

they wouldn't be cars, they would be charriots or carriages

>Unit 731 (Japanese: 731部隊 Hepburn: Nana-san-ichi Butai) was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that undertook lethal human experimentation during the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945) of World War II.
>At least 3,000 men, women, and children[1][2]—from which at least 600 every year were provided by the Kempeitai[3] were subjected as "logs" to experimentation conducted by Unit 731 at the camp based in Pingfang alone, which does not include victims from other medical experimentation sites, such as Unit 100.[4]
>Thousands of men, women, children, and infants interned at prisoner of war camps were subjected to vivisection, often without anesthesia and usually ending with the death of the victim.[19][20] Vivisections were performed on prisoners after infecting them with various diseases. Researchers performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body. These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was thought that the death of the subject would affect the results.[21]

What car plays the big guy?

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>Physiologist Yoshimura Hisato conducted experiments by taking captives outside, dipping various appendages into water, and allowing the limb to freeze. Once frozen, which testimony from a Japanese officer said "was determined after the 'frozen arms, when struck with a short stick, emitted a sound resembling that which a board gives when it is struck'",[30] ice was chipped away and the area doused in water. The effects of different water temperatures were tested by bludgeoning the victim to determine if any areas were still frozen.
>Doctors orchestrated forced sex acts between infected and non-infected prisoners to transmit the disease, as the testimony of a prison guard on the subject of devising a method for transmission of syphilis between patients shows:
>After victims were infected, they were vivisected at different stages of infection, so that internal and external organs could be observed as the disease progressed. Testimony from multiple guards blames the female victims as being hosts of the diseases, even as they were forcibly infected. Genitals of female prisoners that were infected with syphilis were called "jam filled buns" by guards.

underrated

no gas cap

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insect psople, incapable of empathy

Based as fuck

A hummer

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Are the minecarts in Minecraft sentient?

>Weapon testing

Human targets were used to test grenades positioned at various distances and in different positions. Flamethrowers were tested on humans. Humans were also tied to stakes and used as targets to test germ-releasing bombs, chemical weapons, and explosive bombs.[33][34]
Other experiments

In other tests, subjects were deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death; placed into high-pressure chambers until death; experimented upon to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival; placed into centrifuges and spun until death; injected with animal blood; exposed to lethal doses of x-rays; subjected to various chemical weapons inside gas chambers; injected with sea water; and burned or buried alive.[35]

Now imagine all of this but they're little Nissan hatchbacks with giant cartoon eyes.

Car Hitler gassed all the bikes
really, it was pretty nice of him

>Carvengers: Infiniti War

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MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Cars disturbed by the implications of it's premise create a 180 post thread on Yea Forums about the human atrocities, spurred on by the movie's suggestion of a Human Hitler

Best piece of journalism I've read in years.

>cars chrischan

>cars Terry A. Davis vs GMC niggers

John CARpenter's Christine VW Chrysler

GLOWING K.I.A. CADILLACS

that would be racist

mods are too busy fapping to Smarts

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I don't see the practicality in this at all

sweatinghyundai.jpg

it comes full circle
like pottery

It's so Goldberg doesn't have to step outside of his hermetically sealed pod while fueling up in the toxic slums of the future.

Yeah but then you gotta sit in the car for like 4 hours until it charges

It's not an electric car. It's powered by the life energy of homeless children that are processed in the refinery owned by Goldberg's uncle.

Why? It looks cool

>>Cars Crusades
That sounds fucking awesome

CVT transmission

L-lewd

>there was(n't) a car holocaust
Oy vey! The Goyotas know!

>cars /pol/

the AIL fear the toyota

>the Young Truks

>Carfur
>Hotel Carwanda
>Carny 2012

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> Cars 9/11

>cars /o/

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>Cartlin Jenner

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>the young American jeeps at Chosin who had to endure the hyundai wave charges during the Carean War

>pearl carbor
>bustogne
>operation carket garden
A Band of Brothers remake, cars-style, would be absolute comedy kino

Volkswagen. Also known as Hitlers final vengeance.

But what's the equivalent to his catchphrase? With headlamps, you can argue all cars glow in the dark in a sense, and what's the car equivalent of running someone over in your car?

This entire fucking thread

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>car supreme gentleman

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>cars salting of carthage

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>cars killdozer
>cars rooftop Koreans
>cars can't corner the dorner
>cars columbine
>cars Pompeii
>cars heavens gate
>cars hell
>cars NEETS
>cars to catch a predator
>cars bdsm clubs

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>cars samurai
>disassembles their own transmissions if dishonor is brought upon them

>car holodomor
Do cars die of starvation when they run out of gas?

>cars Simo Haya, the plucky motorcross hatchback, killing hundreds of GAZes and Ladas by leaving their batteries to drain out in the freezing Finnish winter

jesus christ Disney...

CAR (STAR] WARS

Cars IRA car bombing

>dude nanobots lmao
Dropped

Reminder that Catholicism is canon

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>Toyota Corolla suicide bombers in Iraq

Formerly chuckobyl

>Cartholicism

what kind of car would Jesus be Yea Forums?

I was looking to see if someone mentioned it yet.
Shit's my jam

what do they talk about on cars Yea Forums?
do pedophilia exists in cars universe?

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you bet it does

but how exactly do they molest children?? what is there?

Imagine inserting a glowing blue anus ring into a woman and letting that thing stick itself into her haha

Top movies your car boyfriend wants to watch:
>A tractor saves the president
>Rich motorboy hero 4
>Muffled Hero Journey Boy
>Crash crash crash
>Sailors

>cars 'nam
>its GI-jeeps vs. VC tuk-tuks

Could be Volkswagen

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Hippie mobile.

Could be Benz, Adolph was a bit of a car enthusiast.

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He left us too soon bros

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>what do they talk about on cars Yea Forums?
that's just

Cars pope should be white Fiat 500 sitting inside this

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Wouldn't that be car vore?

to bite each others nipples?

we would have entire channels based on this in a better, more david lynch ran universe.

Tesla Model X
>captcha was Cars
I am sorry for all of my sins, for at last I truly see

Fisher Price Power Wheels

kek, that would be funny not only for the image, but also the implication like pointed out

MOPAR OR NO CAR!!!

>no mention of Holocaust
never change, Yea Forums

Try to live your life in the way that he would want for you. That's all we can do.

Can't mention something that doesn't exist.

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Do you think he would be as based as he was in our reality?

oy vey

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U N W H O L E S O M E

Maybe she was interested in Buddhist symbology and just wanted to align her chakras.

Jesus Christ would be an f 22 disguised as a geo prizm.

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you people are sick in the head

>already sexually attracted to Thicc women my mum and my car
Ffs here I go again

Probably even more based. He rounded up the bikes, stuck his exhaust pipe in the chamber and gassed them all personally.

>car industrial revolution

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Wouldn't that just be having them smell his braps? It'd be more likely that after keying up their bodywork, they'd clog their engine intakes.

MODS MODS MODS

Car cunny

Would 19th century Cars be pixar's Carts or no?

>cars emu war

Start those oven-, engines, gentlefuhrer's

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They did it with Nanking tho

>Car AIDS
>Car Bugchasing
>Car poz parties

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>WE WUZ CHARIOTS AND SHIT

>Wouldn't that just be having them smell his braps?
You asked about him being based, not about him being efficient

Have sex

How do cars feed (and seed) their young? Also what does a cars genitalia look like (male penis)
H-ha

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>See a 1981 Toyota Tercel with visible signs of rust on the chassis and bodywork
>Stay way from him, son. He has the gay plague.

Kek

It was a throwback to 40s. It had obvious;ly hot rod styling. I think there was another Chrysler looking like something from 40s. PT Cruiser?

I would if i could

He was a fancy German car.

>carmunism
>Carean War
>Car #MeToo
>Car Iraq Wars
>Car Syria
>Car Rwanda genocide

Mommy cars siphon their own gasoline into the little babby car's tummies

>Car Holocaust

Cenk Uycar from the Young Trucks is a Carmenian Genocide denier

Jesus Chrysler

youtube.com/watch?v=5QtvkNdXOuk
youtube.com/watch?v=h6-5nonyHSg

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>Trucknutz are functional car testicles

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>cars cuban missile crisis

>Trucknutz are transsexual sex organs

>Car hell

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>Crashing yourself into a group of innocent cartizens to be gifted 72 cargins upon your arrival to car heaven

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>if I remove that bull-bar will you die?

>car trucks of peace

this dumb post should not have made me laugh nearly as much as it did. gj user

kek, this seems more likely

>

how is drawing a swastika a crime

You mean Nissans doing it to Ssangyongs?

>Try to live your life in the way that he would want for you
>scream all day about self-inflicted problems, have no kids, fail at everything, get wrecked by communists, shoot yourself in the head
poltards should definitely follow their leader

>Cars Passion Dale
>Cars Verdun
>Cars yellow fever
>Cars tarring and feathering
>Cars invention of the automobile

Interdasting

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>EURO

>george washington euni

Dammit Carlos

Pic related, it's Car Hitler.

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>Car slavery
>Car Trail of Tears
>Kar Klux Klan

>Buick Jenner had an engine swap to get away with the murder of a innocent car

>cars sneedposting

>The Automotive Centipede

>Opel

Formerly GM

Cars Pixar doing HUMANS movie, about some kind of bald monkeys acting as cars

Already a thing.

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No, Hitler didn't either

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I got stuck behind one of these things in traffic today. War is no reason to jam rush hour even more

>Cars Auschwitz
>Nazi Cars leave Jewish Cars in garages and leave them running

>Cars BIKES
>youtube.com/watch?v=jDNEGgexwiI

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This should be made.

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>Car Kursks
>Car Afganistan
>Car Gulag

>You're a big car!
>For you.

>Carfurrest

>Insane Car Posse
>Truggalos

Do Cars have fursonas?

>those car Einsatzgruppen trucks

Yes, humans

The PT Cruiser is an absolutely horrifying car. Terrible design.

No I mean like cars dressing up as animals like cats and dogs. I've never even seen Cars, do animals even exist in the movies?