The popcorn is in the bucket!

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Of course not.

Of course you fucking goy!

It was a marvel movie, how could anyone expect this to bomb?

We are living in dangerous times. I hope you retards are seeing the big picture.

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I think the proper score (after excluding both troll votes and sjw votes) would be about 55.
The movie literally felt like a filler episode.
Some Goku and Piccolo getting their driving license shit

no, they purge thousands of reviews and then blocked new negative ones

haha

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Perfect simile

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We cyberpunk now

>so many people giving this peace of turd 10/10
Is this usual behavior from marveldrones?

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It's about 7s and 8s

about as legit as my chances of becoming a donkey

youtube.com/watch?v=ryxUuh-mM9g

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No marvel movie was ever at 60% audience rating, even Thor 2

A legitimate business transaction, maybe.

>audiencebombed
>now rising

CAN'T REE THE BRIE

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Only had to delete thousands of negative reviews to get it there. Embarassing

>climactic scene of Endgame
>thanos is about to win
>Captain Marvel stands in front of him
>"You sexually assaulted me twenty years ago. Times up, Thanos."
>Thanos' eyes widen
>"No...NO! This isn't real!"
>the gauntlet explodes in his hand
>dusted characters reappear
>Captain Marvel kicks him in the balls
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>Rocket puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>Black Widow quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>Spider-Man yells "I hope that doesn't feel so good, you fag!"
>Raimi smirks in the background
>the reality stone's power on Thanos runs out
>his Titan face fades away revealing Donald Drumpf
>"WOWIE ZOWIE! RIIIIGHT IN MY RUSSIAN RUBLES!"
>cut to Stan Lee's corpse hanging like a marionette
>"Nuff said!"
>his mouth moves but it's obviously dubbed by somebody else
>Captain Marvel's face fades too
>it's actually AOC
>everybody chants "HIGHER FURTHER FASTER!"
>close-up on Drumpf's snotty teary face
>"Y-you are t-the new President and my name is D-Drumpf..."
>Drumpf turns to dust
>Star-Lord shows up wearing a MAGA hat
>"That seemed unnecessary, dudes."
>AOC photon-blasts him into space
>"Have sex, incel!"
>All the male superheroes get on one knee and pledge allegiance to open borders
>Avengers reformed with only female members, no whites and no men allowed, now known as Avengirls
>stopping enhanced individuals are ignored in favor of stopping Drumpf supporters
>Madame President AOC announces ban on capitalism, conservatism, and instills nationwide censorship
>movie ends
>"The Avengirls will return."
>after credits scene is Mike Pence enhancing himself with Captain America's serum.
>100% of RT
>100% audience reviews
>those who negatively review the movie are publicly executed
>$4.5 billion box office, and that's just domestically

should have called it the Avenge-Hers

I'm only happy when I'm constipated

>>Spider-Man yells "I hope that doesn't feel so good, you fag!"
>>Raimi smirks in the background

God bless you for putting that in there.

>should have called it the Avenge-Hers
They did.

The whole movie was a train-wreck, but this scene truly fucked Marvel permanently, just like how TLJ permanently fucked Star Wars...
Towards the end of the movie, looking through Carol Danver’s case files, Fury sees that her Air Force call sign was "Avenger"

So, to honor her, he renames his new project “The Avenger Initiative"

Thus the Avengers were named after Brie Larson, the TRUE first Avenger

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Yup.

If you've got it, leak it. Leak Capt Marvel and End Game.

This is the only thing they'll respect.

>thousands
tens of thousands

what about the 7/8 ratings? that's to be expected for a movie with such a rating. the only unusual is the amount of 1 and 10 ratings.

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>RT average critic rating 6.8
>metacritic 64
>audience rating lower on both
how will Yea Forums ever recover?

Even if it wasn't violent law breaking violent man eater vs loving considerate elegant woman, we still have Brie vs Gal. One is auto cringe anti-cis fail foot and one is happy enduring feminine down for whatever. Hard to see why drumpf has a better approval rating.

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Thanks shitposters

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Yeah, totally legit, they only had to remove several thousand votes and literally block legit accounts from giving it a negative review

>purging the 1s but not the 10s
Of course

Next time when a similar fan-hating/hollywood propaganda movie comes out, the votes shold be portioned in ones, twos and threes
This time it was too easy for them just to delete all the 1 votes

YASS

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Zikagirl

WAT

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>10/10

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Reminder I was right. Again.

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It's more legit than lol 30%

Godspeed user
Sounds pretty cool actually

Literally Empress Theresa movie
Google that shit

RT is at 80, not 88.

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how so

yes, RT is reliable.

Yeah, All it took was making it impossible to vote under 3/5 stars. What a fucking shocker that it would up at 60%, never would have seen that coming.

>angry incels brigade site with lowest ratings possible even though they haven't seen it to keep the score artificially low and in bad faith
>RT responds to brigading
never would have seen that coming

And they also make it impossible for people to legitimately leave 2.5/5 reviews, which is being neutral on the film. This is the most protected film in the history of cinema.

>angry virgins complain about the quality of a film without actually seeing it
Stay classy, Yea Forums

We'll just have to deal with it

Luckily for us, it means they'll produce another 10 Captain Marvel films until Bree probably drops dead at the old age of 35. Just like with Star Wars, if they want to give Rian his own trilogy, I'd like to see how godawful they can make those movies.

Pretty hyped

Wasn't it in the 40s yesterday?

You will obey Big Mouse and love it.

It was as low as 32%. They've been deleting negative reviews and you cannot leave a review unless you rate it 3, 4, or 5 stars.

most people are talking about what a shit human being brie larson is, not the quality of the movie. although it is a disney/mcu film so i can forgive someone for assuming it will be average at best.

no, it was 57% early in the day

as legit as the negative reviews

Would've been a good twist if it was handled well and wasn't already spoiled five years ago by the Kree being the bad guys in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Not yesterday, but since Friday it has only gone up because you cannot leave a negative score. It's pretty easy to stay Fresh and well rated when you can only say nice things.

As opposed to giving it a good review because you were paid to?

FPBP

(((We))) win again.

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>gradually went from 30 to 60 in four days

seems legit

Deserves about a 60. Wasn't anything special, wasn't particularly great.

>about 55.
>Some Goku and Piccolo getting their driving license shit
But that episode is fucking great.

Yes, but we're going to see them do this to GB2016 and TLJ.

>yes, RT is reliable.

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This isn't legitimate.

Is true that most of cinemarks only showed this movie on march 8?

I mean id give the movie a 6 or 7 if i was assed to post something. It wasnt fucking thor 2 or iron man 3 bad. Its not that hard to imagine the general retard audience people giving it slightly higher than that

link to?

>not good
>7/10

he said 6 or 7 faggot. nice selective reading

>link to?
twitter.com/Dataracer117/status/1103524417190092800

>angry SJWs brigade site with highest ratings possible even though they haven't seen it to keep the score artificially high and in good faith
>>RT doesn't respond to brigading

boundingintocomics.com/2019/03/07/syfy-wires-dany-roth-admits-to-creating-positive-reviews-in-order-to-maintain-access-while-discussing-captain-marvels-rotten-tomatoes-controversy/

Nick Fury confirmed for having no fucking reflexes at all.

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When's the black guy coming over?

Yes, critic score is legit. Audience score is still infested by incel fake reviews.

About a 60 is your average capeshit, this one is a 45 at best. Fails at literally everything.

>fresh rating and popcorn audience score dispete the constant brigading and campaigning against it
assmad incels and obsessed youtubers BTFO

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dilate

Please, if SJWs brigaded shit it'd be sitting close to 50%
Even higher since there are far more SJWs than alt-cels

incels BTFO

THE POWER OF FEMINISM

Was there a massive troll campaign to flood the reviews with 10/10s before seeing the movie? Dumb incel.

Of course it's legit, how could it possibly not be legit after they deleted tens of thousands of negative votes and literally disabled ability to post negative reviews of it? Movies that are good totally need to do that, that just makes sense.

How far do you guys think it will rise up?

Just make sure you manbun is tight enough.

>Some Goku and Piccolo getting their driving license shit

Fuck you. That episode was kino.

*they deleted tens of thousands of negative votes made by accounts from the same ips and new accounts created just to give a negative vote for one movie

Has any Marvel movie ever been reviewed this poorly? If there isn't a huge drop-off in ticket sales next week, the conspiracy will be all but confirmed.

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Stay mad CHUDS

LMAO

The only things that were good about this movie were the total bro homeless goblins, the hentai cat, and Nick Fury with two eyes

Why does Forbes have multiple people reviewing CM?

They’ve been deleting negative reviews and not allowing one star reviews.

>source: my incel delusions

I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids

>they didn't delete the accounts created to give it positive reviews
>people aren't allowed to create an account and leave a review in the same day, especially if it's to say something negative
most people don't call customer service lines to tell them how great the employees are doing, they only call in to say how shitty their experience was; why wouldn't you think the same thing happens with movies?

Have sex

"Ouch right in the infinity stone's"

It's fraud at this point. It's 100% a wrong number

I'll probably skip endgame at this point... or at least see it on 5 dollar Tuesday.

>same number of 8s and 7s
Holy shit how could they not notice this

The 52,000 reviews that were in by 9:30am opening day were real. These are all false and also Disney is buying movie tickets

Still too low, should be at 75%

Jesus. Fuck this movie.

It’s fun to say that all of the angry Yea Forums dudes and their review bombing and haterade posting did nothing to deter the behemoth that is the Disney Movie Marketing Machine. But when you consider RT altered the way business is done before a movie was released, disabled low audience scores after the movie was released and YT thought-policed Brie Larson research and a brigade of CM supporters sent an assault of shock and awe over Yea Forums/tv and IMDB of positive CM reviews, posts of attractive pictures of Brie Larson in various stages of undress and Brie Larson “I’m a likable human and we can relate together” interview videos. Who knows if all of the angry Yea Forums dude hateradin would have had any impact on the movies bottom line, but I definitely thin the pro-CM SHOCK AND AWE CAPMAIGN really changed the narrative on who and what the CM movie was about and I think the movie is much better off for it.
thejazn.com/just-how-well-did-captain-marvel-do/

it's over incels have lost, trump is next

They block negative reviews

This is actually good news, as Disney will now double down on Captain Marvel being the head of the MCU. Imagine just how shit it will become in a few years, as this will be the ultimate death blow to capeshit

how many 1/10s do you bet actually even saw the movie?

Save Hex

Not a single one

60% sounds about right, I mean it's just a below average run of the mill marvel movie

>60% is below average

more than 10/10s

>can't even submit a review below 3 stars
>disney into stock fraud because buying seats
Something is going in this black bag

Cool superheroes are ones that can exist in real life. I wouldn't spend a red cent on ones like Captain Marvel, Superman, Superior, Deathstroke.

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>60%
>Below average
>56% mutt detected

so if I make an account after seeing it later today, I can't leave a negative review?

Yes? Literal 10/10 copypasta reviews.

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/OURGUY/

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>brigade
There's that tinfoil hat theory again!

/thread

so is it worse than all other 20 marvel movies?

Why do you guys care mavel made a shit movie pandering to women when all their movies are shit? They make movies for children.

Most of them are either obvious bots or "well it wasn't perfect, but here's a perfect score anyway"

I would say it's worse than all of them except Iron Man 2 and maybe Hulk.

>delete 100,000 reviews
>it finally hits 60%
>IS IT LEGIT GUYS

I mean probably. The manufactured drama around here surrounding Alita and Captain Marvel is starting to wear on me though.