Ep 9

Disney would have to pay me at least $2000

Gratuitous Luke cameo, unconventional Kylo redemption or a cool death, Rey using a double blade lightsaber. A "safe" movie that doesn't try to subvert expectations every other scene, and wraps up the sequels, ending on a good note.

it being released

free admission, a date, and a ride there and back

I'll watch it when it comes out on Blue-ray.

If I'm feeling depressed and want to feel worse.

Luke turns out not to have died, or the entire sequel trilogy erased, then I might consider it.

Having the entire sequel trilogy turn out to be Anakin's soul split into multiple characters (Rey, Finn, Rose, Poe, etc) going through trials in purgatory to his redemption at the end of ROTJ would guarantee me buying a ticket. Even two.

This, but unironically.

My friend paid for my ticket last time.

So probably that.

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A sincere public apology from Rian Johnson.

That boy ain't right.

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can’t
they fucked it all with the hyperspace ramming shit
they would have to apologise and start again and I highly doubt they care about my money anyway

also, why is it now saying “it’s not for you” a valid defence?
something can be so shit that it will get mediocre reviews across the board, but saying so means the movie “isn’t for you” and therefore it’s okay it’s shit

CHUBBY TWILEK

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isn’t that lucas’ daughter

based and reypilled

greenpilled

Yes. I'd bang her. Lucas pls direct your daughter getting plowed by fat zabrak cock

chu wangi wangi

OOH NEE DAE

At this point they just know people who disliked TLJ are gonna watch the last episode of the trilogy because deep down they're still fans of the Star Wars universe. Only a minority of those haters won't go watch it

Daisy cleaning dirt off my feet with her tongue

Anakin's force ghost looks weaker than the rest. It genuinely makes sense, but it kind of looks like it might be due to editing issues as well. Is that a screenshot from an edit trying to undo Lucas' revisionism?

They would have to donate every last penny they have made off of this raped IP to a charity of George Lucas's choice, then offer free viewings.

>both actresses need to actually attractive.
Patriarchy. Not on KKs watch

>deep down they're still fans of the Star Wars universe
Yeah no nu wars though. Fuck yourself shills

I enjoyed The Last Jedi, so nothing, most of what sheeple disliked I actually found amusing like Luke's Fight, him dying, or that lightspeed ramming with the old purple haired lady.

>Luke didn't turn into a Force ghost, he straight up comes back Gandalf the White style.
>Rey and Kylo are the ones that die/become ghosts, Luke decides to continue where he left off with his Jedi school, reflecting on the lessons he learned.

a free bj from rey

Dang it, Bobby.

Not much I guess. I enjoyed episode 8 and I'm looking forward to see how they're going to end the trilogy.

Unless the trailer looks incredible and early reviews from people who hated TLJ are good, I’ll probably just pirate it.

>he straight up comes back Gandalf the White style
This would actually be very cool

>Rey and Kylo are the ones that die/become ghosts
Nah, at least let Kylo die, but either becoming force ghosts would be awful

I won’t go anywhere. I’ll watch it for free on my PC as soon as I can find it lol

5 rupee in cash

A coupon for a blowjob at the theater.

That's not a whole lot.

I will watch Episode IX if I get to hit Rian Johnson's perfect round head with a golf club and make JJ Abrams eat pork chops right after declaring Jesus Christ king of the Jews.

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>Not much I guess. I enjoyed episode 8 and I'm looking forward to see how they're going to end the trilogy.

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This nigga knows what's up.

What's this meant to illustrate?

disney has to publicly admit that they were wrong
its a huge step, but its the only path forward for that property

Despite his refusal for appear in TFA, they somehow convince pic related star and be top billing. He comes out of retirement joined with a bunch of old rebellion era buddies to save the Resistance and show them how it's done.

There'll also be a scene where he dogfights in a simulator against Poe and repeatedly wrecks him.

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Considering I didn't even consider going to the cinema for TFA, TLJ, RO or Solo, and have only -- unsuccesfully -- attempted to watch TFA out of those at all, it would probably require the end of the world to be approaching and the only way to stop it involving me to go see it in the cinema.

Rey dreamed all the events from hearing stories about the Force and the fall of the Galactic Empire. In reality the Empire disappeared after ROTJ, the New Republic has since been in the middle of a campaign to liberate the majority of the galaxy that now exists within a massive criminal hive. One of these worlds is Jakku where Rey gets gangraped daily. The final scene is a fourth wall break where a Disney rep goes to Skywalker Ranch to beg George Lucas for his aid.

The Gestapo dragging me to theater and gluing my eyelids open.

Free ticket just like with 8.

your sister's cunt

You

Nothing, this current trilogy cannot be redeemed. I will keep my mind open about Star Wars as a property if Disney fuck off and give it to a studio with passion who they will not interfere with

I don't even remember there being walkers in the Last Jedi.

huh?

Got dang it bobbeh!

I'd like to use this idea too OP, is that ok?

100 dollars and a ticket

he's ded

Rey has a shower sceen and we see her take a piss.

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Rey sucks my dick for the duration of the shit-show

I can't see them ending this trainwreck of a trilogy properly, so I'll pass

A long sloppy makeout session with mistress Daisy

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