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>Dark Angel, another creation from Cameron, was inspired by Alita: Battle Angel.
How can one man be this based?!
excuse me just cutest alita coming through
>me right now
>hey user it's getting late let's get comfy before sleeping
but how do i comfy?
Good luck, brother. I got lucky and the theater gave me theirs when they put out a different one. How much do you think a frame is gonna cost? I want one but I imagine they're costly.
I can't believe someone actually did this
100% obligatory for every Alita thread.
>you lay down next to me and we eat chocolate
its funny how she literally gets uglier every time i see her
WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAY!
i'm in the acceptance stage already: it's okay not having any sequels, we'll always have the original
very nice
Do people really do that
Hang a bunch of cheap movie posters on their walls?
Anyone have this in better quality?
nice, got one too
>There was a lot of discussion. We asked if they (Rodriguez & Cameron) wanted us to try something? And, Jim pretty much just said, (and excuse the swearing)... but Jim said, 'fuck the haters'. And he said, ‘we're going to go bigger with the eyes - that's what's going to fix it.’
I'm making the frames myself. Can't really tell how much it's going to cost but it wont be too expensive.
‘SUP, /floplita/
IT’S ME
ZAPAN
sounds good to me
reminder: flipped, sequel whenever
Why are you even on Yea Forums?
we do not deserve such a Jim
How else are we going to be together with her?
autistic people and children do it.
It's not turning out as good as I was hoping. Should I start over or keep going? I'm sending it to Rosa so I wanted it to be as nice as possible.
OH COME ON user
What about the glass?
Poster-anons are a vibrant part of the /ALITA/ community.
Hey man where's my cut?
>Gets cut in half
more like
the pan
>look at this meatboy over here
LOSE YOUR HOPES FOR A SEQUEL AND LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK
...
Guys this movie is done for, fucking blown out by Captain Miscast... not to mention more people are currently seeing a god damn MADEA movie. We are fucked, we arent getting blessed sequels filmed back to back...
YOU’RE A FLOP
Carry forth the good word.
A friend works at a local factory where they use tons of acrylic panels for cutting. He's basically giving me what I need for free.
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>"ALITA BATTLE ANGEL "Helped me to Realize There's Life After STAR WARS""
>Based Jim
>Why are you even on Yea Forums?
Because I enjoy movies.
Movie posters since at least the 90s have been complete trash, the art of a good poster has been all but lost, I guarantee you that cheap renders helped this movie absolutely none.
At least China picked up the slack a little.
AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MOUSE IT FLIPPED!
If we don't get those sequels I'm going to hop over to the Berenstein universes and find the one where Alita made billions and bring back the sequels and share them here.
Best catch so far
Dude nice. I was considering something like plexiglass myself. Good luck.
i feel like the poster is a good concept just the execution is a little botched. that pose clearly not being compatible with the wings.
You said this was the cutest Alita when in fact thats a lie. This Alita is best Alita
Holy fucking shit
thanks
Outdated
The weirdest thing is that the poster doesn't seem to be the type to browse Yea Forums
No webm of Rosa's butt is ever outdated.
>the type to browse Yea Forums
ohohohoho if only you knew...
I really, really should not post this here. But since it's Alita related, fuck it. This general will die as a result of this post.
oh no no no no
>This general will die as a result of this post.
Why? This thread is called /alita/, not /rosa/.
Peaches, you were cool until just now.
Someone get the torches and pitchforks.
The eyes are most important and they are great keep going
I'd fuck us too, just look at them in those mocap suits.
tumblr is more autistic than this place desu
>what are jokes: the post
Looks like I'm run out of town. Audeu and farewell.
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN PEACHES!
YOU HEAR ME?!
A DEAD MAN!!!
>I'd bang us
HOW WILL MEATBOYS EVER RECOVER
reminder: these people have literal autism
I love how she twirled her fingers after he takes her ID
yep, especially since that whole tranny thing picked up and teens think it's cool now to be le depressed or otherwise mentally ill I'd claim that by now, except for boards like /qa/ or /lgbt/ most are fairly normal compared to the cesspit that is tumblr. I mean at least here's a fraction of self awareness
>the webm I made of alita's lip quiver made it in
General's dead. Everyone go home. Flopped-kun couldn't kill it. Disney shills couldn't kill it. Marketing couldn't kill it.
But this post right here?
Deathblow. I'm out!
Yeah I forgot. These replies are hopefully just an act. No one can be that oblivious.
I'd bang them too
post it my friend. I need more Alita in my life
If he doesn't want to bang then it's a playful joke but if he does then it's an invitation. Win-win.
ALITA RODARAN CABEZAS !!
I didn't even know who Rosa was when I saw this and holy shit did i want her to sit on my face. Now i just wany cuddles.
>alita lip quiever 70.webm
>70
Wait. Waiiiiiiit...
Hang on just one second...
You know that meme where you see Ido sitting next to a monitor showing the thread? We need that now for this post.
Only shopped to show Ido crying.
Figure Four
Relax. It's just playing at 70% speed compared to the original one I made. That's why it goes up to 3 seconds.
What did Kishiro mean by this?
Don't give up now!
Oh. I'm a little disappointed... I was hoping you'd actually have 70 variations of that lip quiver.
Saved, the panels should be flipped though
user, it's looking really good so far. Keep going!
>tfw no interesting enough to make it into some random zoomer's youtube video
damn
She's not even talking to him, idiot. She's making a joke about how corny these suits look and ironically says that she'd (still) bang any of them, if she was a stranger.
Imagine you're standing next to Alita and she's bummed out so to cheer her up you go and buy something sexy to wear and then you put on Agent K's facemask I mean that would be really hot but you know you should show you're feeling if you like someone amirite? haha ha
Maybe not 70 webms of that scene alone but I might get up to that number once the blu ray drops.
Well I didn't see that coming.
I'm looking forward to every single one.
>but user that sounds like self-cucking
But Alita... it's Agent K. If anyone deserves a break it's him.
Why did I just watch this again?
It arrived. Not usually a fan of Funko Pop, but I like this one.
Your wish is my command, anons. I'll try to improve this one.
REMINDER: "There was a lot of discussion. We asked if they (Rodriguez & Cameron) wanted us to try something? And, Jim pretty much just said, (and excuse the swearing)... but Jim said, 'fuck the haters'. And he said, ‘we're going to go bigger with the eyes - that's what's going to fix it.’” Cameron was right."
FUCK THE HATERS, CAMERON WAS RIGHT!
That's the spirit!
Looks great, if done without tracing then amazing. Maybe to finalize you need to overlap the original screencap to make sure eyes are big enough
I know that's what it is at face value but I also know women and this is how they get laid. They don't ask to bang directly because they don't want to get rejected or be seen as slutty. They'll just drop you some hints and if you catch on then it's your turn to make a move but if not they can either move on or be less subtle about it.
I know there's no point explaining this on Yea Forums but flirting doesn't always have to be super clever or make sense, it's mostly just sending signals and dropping keywords and seeing what happens.
Be honest with me. Is there going to be sequel?
yes
Thanks for notifying about this pic, already shopped myself over Skreins face
Only if you believe
It's definitely possible. Cameron has the money, and if we continue with our vocal support of it, it could definitely happen.
Fug
Then I believe
Yes. When you least expect it. When you start to reminisce about the time you saw Alita for the first time, wondering what she's been up to recently. When you notice Avatar sequels weren't as enticing, and know Jim can do better. That's when she will return
hope this is enough
Edge of Tomorrow was more expensive, it did worse and it got a sequel. And this is far more popular so not it's a question of when more than if, it may take a while
loooooooooool
Why is China so cool, bros?
FUCK THE HATERS
More than likely. It would actually be a little surprising if Cameron said no. Movie exceeded tons of expectations.
FUCK THE HATERS
FUCK THE HATERS
I'm sorry I posted it here, I had to.
No tracing, just autism. I did scan it and overlapped the original to check how it was going and the eyes turned out to be perfectly aligned, but I made some mistakes here and there. Her right hand is perfect now too but it's too late to fix some other mistakes. Plus I'm super rusty and I could do it better justice with more practice.
>you wake up, just another day
>march 27th, 2022
>you check the forums and people are losing their shit
>wtf is happening
>based Jimbo announces Alita 2, 3 and 4
>the world is healed
If you were close friends with both actors and knew how they interact I'd believe you but trying to deduce this from an Instagram comment is pure autism. I mean you can interpret it as you like but this incel/r9k tier theory about every woman is supposed to work doesn't really hold up.
and don't come with the
>all virgins on Yea Forums but me
They like Michael Bay and hate ugly actors, they're cool in my book.
All good. It was pretty funny.
>But do it again and you die.
He had it coming, the weird faced fucker
>filename
this feels as good as it would be seeing Alita sitting on Foot Fungus's face
>giving our girl a yeast infection
Why??
adding to this:
I'm not saying you're 100% wrong but there's literally no way but asking them personally to be 100% certain so these mental gymnastics about cucking yourself are unnecessary. And if you're not some disenfranchised paranoid fuck then taking it as a joke first and foremost is the obvious thing to do before you out on your tinfoil hat
CYBORG’D
>Alita lezdomming cap'n shitvel
muh dick
It's not cucking if we never had a shot in the first place.
our girl doesn't get sick, ever
Psychological yeast, then.
Because we know Brie is full of it.
Those guys look like Starcraft Marines
reminder
What was he thinking at that moment?
How are we still going strong?
>Fuck that stupid bitch for stepping on my iGirl.
Hot & Mean: Alita & Cap
Absolutely
Pee
The power of love is a curious thing.
I don't know anything for sure and it might be nothing but the whole point is that there's a chance it could be something and that's up for him to decide. It sounds like flirting to me so if I was him I'd make a move. Better to give it a shot and have some awkwardness if you read it wrong than to miss an opportunity to bang Rosa Salazar because you were too busy overanalyzing everything.
>MAKE A ONE MAN WEEP
>MAKE ANOTHER MAN SING
What the fuck did I unleash from posting a single comment? It's glorious.
>that pic
>those numbers
>the message
An angel is saying something to us...
Magic?
Something stronger, engineering.
Fucking checked
Remember, sequel whenever.
GO GO GO
>It sounds like flirting to me
Yeah that's the point I think. Just based on that I'd never make a move. There's too many variables to a social relationship between two people to judge this one line.
Even if we don't get a sequel...
If I made someone feel good for a few minutes it was worth all the sniping.
Based Bateman
Fuck my life
Literally playing apex right now
Alright user, good night and stay comfy. Don't die on me.
Only if you're here tomorrow.
It’s like poetry, it rhymes. Motorball is the key to all of this.
>life after STAR WARS
Kathleen Kennedy wants to know your location.
now that's a shoop
EVIL BEWARE.
SHE DOES NOT STAND BY IN YOUR PRESENCE!
True. Another sign is if you catch her checking out your sword.
Is this movie worth sneaking in to my bro in jail?
He liked Blade Runner 2049 and Ghost in the Shell
Imagine shilling for this flop
hed like it
It's amazing. Sneak this movie in and he'll get out quicker for good behavior.
thread died, gotta work.
catch you later
I could not think of a physically better movie to sneak to a bro in jail, let alone given the other preferences. Dooo it!!
dont mind me just posting the best song in the ost
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It's okay hugo there is always the sequel.
>you know he is dead why you gotta be mean
Wait for a good quality rip, Alita must be experienced to the fullest
Because you're too good for him.
I'll listen to it just from those digits
Is it possible to sneak in a VR headset and a 3D blu-ray?
I got the art book, the manga and the Arizona can. What other merch can I buy to support Alita?
4k flatscreen as well, minimum of 90 inches too of course
Replica damascus blade
I think hottoys has an expensive as fuck statue.
>statue
no dude, it has articulation, and you can even move her eyes
Novel, Ido's journal and check out the Iron City Experience if you can.
just got back from seeing this. man it had no right to be so fun.
Nice trips, I'm feeling it.
She's gonna come alive once I find my darn gouache to star adding highlights
Welcome to the cult, user
It's a James Cameron movie directed by Robert Rodriguez, it has every right to be fun.
Why are /alita/ threads always filled with holy numbers?
You sound like someone that could probably aquire an official poster from a nearby theater hmmmmmm
My god, looks stunning. Keep it up
Stupid Jennifer Connelly. Stupid Hugo. Stupid German with japanese name. This movie sucked. [Spoiler] Alita was adorable.
Duuuuude that hair is on point, looking absolutely fantastic so far I'm so excited to see the finished product!
Ok, Redditor
We've been blessed by an Angel.
A Battle Angel.
Because she gave us everything she had. She gave us her heart.
thx user
Phoneposter actually. Go ahead and seeth.
Will we get more of based gangsta in the sequel?
What does your heart tell you?
Only if we put him in a sufficient number of memes and those memes somehow make their way to Robert Rodriguez.
Im going to bring a couple of Alita posters home from work and burn them.
It's an honor watching this take shape.
Does anyone have the complete picture with all of them again?
Yeah I still have it saved from when I took it.
Ty brother.
Give it to me instead if you're in Vancouver
Holy fucking kek
This part was hilariously bad. The two guys in the back making silly mean faces at her the whole time sealed it.
its a gladatorial sport , a little showmanship goes a long way
this is the best cast photo easily
I just noticed mace does the power stance here.
Some more gangsta if anybody wants to have fun with this.
Prime 1 statue if you really want to burn some cash. $700 for the basic version, $1000 for the deluxe. Comes out at the end of 2020.
I'm getting the deluxe.
Fuck i want it
>while you were holding hands with your boyfriend I was studying The Blade
Where do you find that? I want one.
I feel gangsta is the most relatable of the cyborgs. He's us.
Cybernetic negro, cyneg
Lol why they have their real names on stickers
Can't afford jerseys.
>what are you thinking of, my little gangsta?
Yep. Modern show wrestling is a really weak emulation of true gladiator epicness.
Took me a hot minute to get this one.
"Go easy on me, guys". Alita goes so innocently to her first motorball match, totally unaware of the plot to kill her. In the end, she's the sole survivor.
Whats everyone's home countries viewer numbers? Mine is a little under 65k, hopefully this week will break 70000, one last ride..
That's it for today. I'm gonna go get comfy cause tomorrow I'm scouting my local theaters for posters before work. Good night, anons.
I want you to know that you're appreciated, drawfren
Go watch it again
Goodnight you glorious faggot
I plan on it this week. It'll be my third viewing.
I'm super keen to see it when it's finished user. Sleep well!
>thought the "have to go bigger" thing was just a meme
>it's real
What is this guy's real name?
It's great, but it only works because the movie earned such a moment. Motorball works even without the context of the movie.
I'm going for my third viewing this week as soon as I have time. It'll likely be the last hurrah, I don't think it's going to be in the theater much longer.
But when the dvd/bluray comes out, I'm going to buy like 20 copies and use it as 2019 Christmas presents.
That's actually a really good plan I might do some of that too.
>the way to get your friends and family to watch a movie you like is to gift it to them
Sneaky
god i would do that if i had people to give them to.
Did anyone else think Alita felt like something from years ago? By the time she was waking up in her room, and coming downstairs, it felt like a movie from 10 years ago. I even said, "2009" when talking about it. It somehow made me feel like I used to feel, years ago. A really happy, peaceful feeling. (Which I didn't get the 2nd time sadly)
>right on the wikipedia
>">This also marks the first film to be produced by Lightstorm Entertainment in ten years since 2009's Avatar.''
Did... Did they somehow stay there in 2009? Pure and untainted?
Agreed
FUCK THE HATERS
Never let her be on top of you. Remember how heavy her body is.
Amazing
SHE'S SO GOSH DARN CUTE
what a way to die though
Remember when Alita used dog blood on her face they got sliced in 6 ? Lol
Of course I remember one of the best scenes in the movie.
>tfw no battle angel to dominate me
It's an abstract kind of hell
Oh yes it is.
> Want to be dominated instead of being looked up to for warmth and encouragement
Inject more testosterone.
you are right but.... fuck off namefag
those eyes
that tremble
oh god
Good mornin Alitafrens
good morning! it's bed time for me on this side of the world but i hope you have a great day
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUU
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Morning, its freezing here
Morning. I had a a hard time getting out of bed. Too cold outside, too comfy inside.
Saw Night Owls yesterday starring our girl Rosa. It was a lot better than I expected for a romcom. It's seemingly very simple with the entire movie taking place in one house, but poignant and rich in emotions.
Both actors were really good, but Rosa had more moments to shine. Made me really sad desu, been a long time since I had unironic no gf feels and had to reflect back on my trainwreck of a life.
7.5/10
I assure you, these people are not pretending.
Patrick Gathron - his character is listed as Antioch. But we will always know him as Gangsta.
>people are seeing a MADEA movie
>people
>niggers
>autistic mexicans
you don't want to play that game
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>based Rodrigues playing guitar in the background
Agent K healed by Alita?
This is great and unexpected.
What videos are waiting for us when the blue ray will be released?
>Edge of Tomorrow got a sequel
???
>What videos are waiting for us when the blue ray will be released?
I suspect that nicovideo.jp will be having a bit of a field day.
>go to niconico
>see nicovideo.jp
Holy shit it's like early youtube, I love this.
So... this is the power of autism huh? Not bad.
My fucking sides
thanks user
What happened to Kinuba bros? Is he ok?
FUCK THE HATERS
>the other shad
>almost 4th video about Alita
Damn he really, really liked the movie, didnt he?
FUCK THE HATERS
all I'm seeing is:
>we could have another filming day instead of this
It's an hour distraction at most, and it helps with marketing.
a daring synthesis
yeah i'm not really complaining because this film really needed one thing: Better marketing. Also it is quite cool to play around in such a set, so nice for him, but it is kind of weird to see the regisseur staying around for an 18k video lol, not that i am unhappy.
Oranges
He's gone missing. No body found. Fans are wearing 55 shirts and hoping for his return.
Holy fuck this is so cool
Excellent point my friend
Even Ido's assistant wears a Kinuba shirt at Alita's tryouts. Very neat detail.
How long is she naked?
He wasn't greater than the game.
Is this peak /alita/?
>choosing DAMAGED instead of the chick
what a faggot
Yes.
>Oranges
Nah. More like chocolate. AmIrite?
Things that would certainly kill it:
>Cameron's death
>Rosa's death
>possibly Rodriguez death
>it being true that Alita was just a side project for the Avatar team
You're heavy enough as is.
they hired a mariachi just for the interview?
that's some dedication
That's rude, user.
>it being true that Alita was just a side project for the Avatar team
they better announce they are working on alita 2 if they want my money for avatar
Alita's sequel comes out
> the fourth is played by a certain actor who was not shown in the trailer
> name unknown, photo no
> movie begins
> fourth appears
> this is ryan gosling
Your reaction
>jump late into Alita thread
>see this gem
Ok this made my day.
Figure 4 U is a fag. The goose will play Chad Kaos.
FUCK THE HATERS
NEW
NEW
NEW
Chaos is hysterical in my opinion. It should be played by someone with the appearance of a thin-boned pale aristocrat.
so idris elba?