>"Suck my toe, incel!"
What do?
"Suck my toe, incel!"
David Mitchell
Jordan Smith
okay, that's certainly better than death
Xavier Roberts
this movie was actually pretty kino
Lincoln Gonzalez
nigger tranny faggot kys
Cooper Lee
I was interested in this movie when it came out.
Nathaniel Allen
What went wrong.
Levi Moore
What is that a 22? I'll take my chances cunt.
Isaac Hall
She became a progressive feminist. That's the female equivalent of a man consuming a gallon of onions every day.
Easton Ross
>Despite being the blandest movie ever, Captain Marvel is a lot of things to a lot of people. It's the movie Rotten Tomatoes doesn't want anyone to have an opinion on. The movie dumb, bearded white guys are protesting. The movie other dumb, bearded white guys are white-knighting. The movie Brie Larson doesn't want us to see. The movie that inspired a ton of cheap clickbait articles from terrible online journalists who have no idea how Rotten Tomatoes works. The movie easily manipulated, twitter obsessed weirdos have given a ton of free publicity to, by convincing themselves this corporate product is a feminist cause. The movie that had charities started for it in order for underprivileged little girls to be able to see, which benefits absolutely nobody but Disney. Buy these fuckin poor kids some food instead, you fuckers. It's Captain Marvel! If the movie is a hit, it's because society has become enlightened enough to celebrate a female led action movie. Finally! If the movie is a flop, it's because of toxic online trolls. Finally! No other explanations exist! Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!
Jayden Kelly
tell her that she has fungus, she would shoot at her nails and when she runs out of bullets, knock her out
John Brooks
I tell her, "I logged onto my Internet Movie Database account for the first time in ten years, to give Captain Marvel 1 out of 10, despite having never seen it.
Come at me."
Austin Rogers
Have sex
Ethan Williams
Just fucking shoot me. It'll be less painful than the diseases I will contract.
Kayden Howard
Oh, believe me, this guy FUCKS.
Jordan Torres
based
Camden Sanders
Its crazy how so little could go such a long way with these types of films.
>Ghost busters was completely awful and they put up a huge fight to try to claim it was actually good
>The mouse unthinkably put the beloved Star Wars to the torch, people complained but the film still had legs
>Black panther was SLIGHTLY NOT BAD, and it was hailed as a cinematic masterpiece like the world had never seen.
Imagine if brie managed to put just a tiny little bit of charistma into her role, imagine the billions it would have made. But she wasn't physically capable of doing that
Jordan Myers
based
Nicholas Lewis
Alexander Phillips
Run the tip of your tongue along the crust, brown space just under the ridge of her big toenail.
David Morgan
Sadness is when you are a celebrity action hero meant for everyone, and still more people hate you than Trump. Being associated with the rainbow haired anti-women is a bad look. The epic fail vids are now SJW cringe and ANTIFA destroyed compilations.
Ryan Wright
Are you sure? Think about the fungus.
Jeremiah Watson
Would rather eat the bullet. I'm a footfag, but we have standards about feet.
Adrian Bennett
a coward dies a thousand deaths
Owen Jenkins
You now remember Brie Larson was the cute nerd in Community
Grayson Turner
spit in her face because i want to die
David Rodriguez
Cute is a subjective term and you're objectively wrong
Jace Morris
I'll try to think about the protein contents
Benjamin Parker
Spidey is on it.