"I drive."

“This is Yea Forums. I shitpost.”

me too, I'm a driver. sucks that I rarely get to show off my real skill unless a deer runs out in front of me or something, but I mostly just spend my days teaching teenagers how to parallel park.

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>Drive and his wife are white
>Drive's kid is brown
????

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You suck. Worst movie ever

what's up with his eyes in this picture?

His retardation is showing

cringe and redditpilled

that's his wife's son

Not based

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Is that Chris-chan?

Quiet user, he has a lazy eye and is very sensitive about it.

It’s every Drive fan (and probably)

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How is Down’s syndrome a distinctive look?

You can say a lot about his face but he doesn't have Down's, you downie.

>”I have sex”

Drive is peak kinography

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Shit taste confirmed

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> I Baby Drive

What's with the Driver always having a toothpick in his mouth? And when he doesn't, he puts it behind his ear? What the fuck is the toothpick about? Is it some American thing to always have a pick in your mouth?

It’s a stand-in for a cock. He likes the cock.

>Is it some American thing to always have a pick in your mouth?

Yes. Watch the door of any restaurant in America and you'll see a stream of badasses walking out with toothpicks in their mouth. It's kind of like a mock cigarette.

I think it needed one more action scene to really bring it together.

kekked and redpilled

Reminder to watch the better films Drive rips off

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I think it needed a good script, good director, and actual actor to bring it together

Add Baby Driver to the list. It was way more watchable than Drive

My dogs dump was more watchable than Drive

Out of curiosity, did you hate Death Proof as well?

Baby Driver is juvenile trash.

No that was good

Drive is much better than those films, user.

Not possible. Drive is literally the worst movie ever

Baby Driver is not good, user. It's lowest common denominator stuff.

So it's really saying something about Drive that Baby Driver is so much better.

Huh, most people I know either hate or like them both.

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Ryan Gosling is covered in blood in that movie and big tits so obviously that's not true.

You

Kurt Russell can do no wrong.

Jelliest user alive rn

I like Drive. Death Proof was meh. Though I like the idea.

Projecting

"Projecting" is just a fancy way of saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

quality b8

No it's a shortened way of saying "You're literally making shit up"

More time on your hands these days, eh Spacey?

No, it's literally saying "You think I look/think like that because you do." That's what the word means. You might be using it incorrectly, but that's what projecting means, and that's just a fancy way of saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

Ok autisimo

*slaps cock onto his car*

>t. hasn't seen those films

It's cringe when women do it. Didn't even make it to the final cut of the movie.

>"I die."

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That's not his wife that's his neighbor and she's married to Oscar Isaac

yes

>"I knock"

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>basically just a live action Riding Bean
>not as good as Riding Bean
meh