Really makes you think
Really makes you think
Jackson Ramirez
Nathan Reed
about what? capeshit?
Angel Peterson
Watch Alita
Jose Baker
I did and it sucked
Hunter Cruz
sneed
Adam Flores
>be in theater
>"You made the biggest mistake of your life. And what's that?"
>audience eyes widen in anticipation
>"Underestimating who I am."
>audiences starts clapping and screaming with laughter while throwing their fedoras at the screen
>on the back of me I hear people singing The Game of Thrones tune with the text "men blown the fuck out"
>Salazar rolls out a rag doll esque Ruth Bader Ginsburg in front of the screen and starts dancing like PSY while chanting "UP UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>meanwhile people pull out their phones and start taking pictures of RBG and posting it on reddit claiming she's still alive
>as I wanted to leave the theater I stumble on a band of 30 manchildren chanting "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE .... UP, UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE" while dancing like PSY
>desperately trying to escape this hell hole I see alot of children crying of fear but their parents don't seem to respond
>as I take a look around the theatre trying to find an escape I come to the conclusion that the whole audience except for the children are singing and dancing "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>in a desperate attempt to survive I pick one of the pusssyhats on the ground and start chanting "times up men" to every person I come across while trying to escape
>the crowd didn't seem to notice me and as I walked out of the theater I looked back
>the children are getting crushed by the amount of people dancing and singing like PSY
>i remember the tears on their faces but all I heard while finally leaving the theater were the people screaming "upvote reddit style"
If you liked this shit then you're on the wrong fucking board
Adam Barnes
Both shit but Alita is slightly better
Elijah Parker
And fuck?
Benjamin Lee
about how the marketing made people hate Captain Marvel out of spite while Based Cameron sold the movie on the premise and world instead of talking about having a strong woman protagonist.
Landon Watson
Eli Nelson
Really made me thonk
Alexander Ortiz
Samuel Turner
based
Parker Thompson
It does.
Sebastian Richardson
About what?
On the one hand, a good, great film, literally a work of art.
On the other hand, conveyor stamping, the result of ten years of feeding the audience by shit, is a masterpiece of aggressive marketing.
Evaluation only shows that there is still something to save.
Daniel Sanders
Really, really makes you think.
Jeremiah Miller
marvel's marketing campaing was trying to polarize the audiences, so that was nothing but expected
audiences rave about alita because it's pretty much a modern classic, but critics were afraid to support something non conventional
Robert Phillips
Cameron is a washed up hack
Jason Gray
i'm okay with the left as long as it's rational instead of emotional
Justin Butler
anime is just japanese capeshit
Connor Price
anime is just japanese animation
tokusatsu is japanese capeshit
Michael Moore
captain looks like bland boring bullshit
alita looks cute and spectacular, but i've been deceived by trailers before
Leo Baker
Jesus Christ, she was a false hope after all, we were always better off taking the side of the forsaken Brie Larson, a woman who was misunderstood.
Joseph Carter
pretty sure brie was just acting as ordered, to justify the "troll brigading" false flag. nobody is that retarded irl
Andrew Wood
most retarded post ITT, gratz
David Wood
Alita is unironically one of my favorite movies now
Thomas Cook
they're both pretty bad but alita went for the mexican autism demographic.
Elijah Sanchez
Alita is the ultimate pleb-filter
Daniel Miller
Don't lie, you should watch it, you'd probably enjoy it.