ITT: Dumbass things people say about movies. I'll start.
>sequel has a few similar plot points as the original
>"it's a remake of the original/the same exact movie"
ITT: Dumbass things people say about movies. I'll start
Jaxon Fisher
Benjamin Reyes
>remake is too similar to the original
>remake is too different from the original
Alexander Russell
>It's just a hero's journey trope
Levi Watson
A New Hope and The Force Awakens is exactly the same beat for beat, these aren't just "similarities". this is the reason they hired jj abrams to direct it, the producers knew he would bring an easy to digest, formulaic and familiar story for the fans in order to reboot the franchise. it's technically not a sequel trilogy because they've essentially just started teh franchise from scratch. star wars sucks anyway so who cares
Jackson Campbell
>mad mad fury road is a feminist fantasy
Josiah Scott
>OP is a dumboid frogposter
>thinks it's okay to shit up Yea Forums with this garbage
Daniel Mitchell
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other entry level pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Villeneuve, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based/kino
Joseph Stewart
Add
>people who have a "top list"
to that
Parker Peterson
absolutely nothing wrong with kubrick or 2001. are we just supposed to not like good movies to appease your sentimentality? they're ranked high for a good reason you utter pleb
Gavin Collins
>people who say "it was boring" is not a valid criticism
Landon Campbell
>I'm pregnant
>it's yours
William Phillips
I mean, how do you talk about movies with your friends?
Hunter Rivera
>I have taste because I dislike popular movies
Blake Howard
>he has friends
Nathaniel Nguyen
>implying that bait posting edgeposter has friends
Jaxson Wilson
I really hoped /missing/ character was going to be back....
Jose Ross
>it's much better than it has any right to be
Joseph Taylor
>you have to be high to appreciate it
James Gray
Based edge cocksmoker bait poster
Brody Evans
Holy fuck you actually took the time to type this and im actually replying to you god fucking dammit
Robert Thomas
>it promotes white genocide
Xavier Bailey
>the characters weren't likeable
>[character] didn't have a an arc
Jace Ortiz
>it's a really important film considering the current political climate
Jayden Cox
DUH PLOT
DUH STORY
DUH ENDING
DUH THIRD ACT
DUH RANDOMLY PICKED PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE THING I DIDN'T LIKE IN DUH WIKIPEDIA PLOT SUMMARY HAPPENED BAD
ME PLEB
Ryan Gray
>the implications of this movie are very problematic
>and if that wasn't enough, there are only FIVE characters of color!
Joseph Collins
Set women back 30 years in film. When movies like this come out a little Weinstein hits puberty and gets his rape wings
Dominic Roberts
>should be required viewing
>a tour de force
>it trolls the trolls
>unapologetic
Andrew Thomas
>Horror movie isn't a gore/jump scare fest
>"it was boring, we walked out early."
Justin Garcia
>"It's good because it has no jumpscares"
Dylan Stewart
Not worth the space on your hard drive.... lmfao
Jason Rivera
>It's a good movie, but a bad (franchise) movie
Jaxson Jenkins
Based Kermode
Nolan Mitchell
>that movie was so good and scary, i jumped like 20 times!
Nolan Foster
That's just shitposting. No one actually believes that.
Easton Robinson
I can see looking down on Aronofsky or Taranmemeo, but Kubrick, Snyder and Villeneuve are legitimate auteurs
Josiah James
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
This is what people who only speak one language do to try and seem cultured
Liam Turner
>High Fantasy movie of any variety in an even vaguely Medieval-like setting
>"It's just some rip-off of Lord of the Rings..."
Fucking seriously.
I heard it endlessly in 2011 with Game of Thrones and now I am hearing it again with The Witcher, etc.
Thomas Gomez
It's dumb, but any one shitting on GoT is good in my books
Justin Garcia
>I'm cool because I hate this popular thing
Nicholas Miller
Would be a valid deflection if GoT wasn't legitimately shit
Jordan Ramirez
ah-bluh-BLUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaxon Jackson
WHERE'S MY ARC PAULIE?
Eli Walker
>it's not a movie, it's an experience
Joshua King
it isn't tho
Carter Perry
Based
Nathaniel Wood
>it defines a generation
James Green
>the film is considered "culturally, historically or aesthetically" significant by the U.S. Library of Congress and was selected to be preserved in the National Film Registry in [year]
Henry Bailey
>film is boring
>film is pretentious
Isaiah Flores
bump
Jack Hernandez
>The setting is too depressing
>The characters aren't fun
Yeah no shit the setting is depressing if it is trying to tell a message about a certain aspect of life and as a result the characters aren't "fun" because they have to live in this shit hole. The inverse also pisses me off, there is nothing wrong with an intentionally cheesy movie.
Ian Ross
>I just want to turn my brain off
Colton Richardson
>good cinematography
Translation: mediocre shots with contrasting unnatural colours and dark moody filters
Logan Foster
Actual legitimate good cinematography should be praised, but I agree that it's used wrong all the time.
Carson Ross
Nathaniel Foster
I remember my friend said TLJ had great cinematography. The word has come to mean 'it looks like a shot I could use as a pc wallpaper' or like it comes from the pages of a manga.
Charles Cruz
Where can i watch this kino?
Chase Cruz
>Dumbass things people say about movies.
"I liked this move better the first time when it was called (insert movie name)."
Dylan Morris
>people who post frogs and expect to be taken seriously
dumb phoneposter