Can /ourguy/ pull off the win against Captain Feminism or is he fucked?
Can /ourguy/ pull off the win against Captain Feminism or is he fucked?
Joshua Green
Adam Morris
He's gonna get fucked.
Parker Ward
thanos = epic
Luis Thomas
He literally has the stone that gives her power and full control over it. If he wanted to, he could destroy it as a lark and beat her to death, then use the Time Stone and get it back.
Justin Lopez
Jordan Green
purple men are DONE
Ian Jenkins
They both job to this dude
Landon Johnson
He stands no chance. She is just too powerful.
Isaiah Bell
He's joining forces with the Avengers in the sequel, not fighting them. /ourgurl/ Karen Gillan is the villian, not Thanos.
Chase Bennett
there's only one way for this story to end
Joseph Perez
But, user, there was nothing specially feminist about Captain Marvel.
Charles Kelly
She’ll beat him soundly, and it’ll be boring as fuck. Just a taste of what’s the come.
Dominic Davis
this
Carson Moore
>nothing feminist about having a WOMAN in a MOVIE
SJW mouseshill libcuck discord tranny
Connor Kelly
Ayden Martin
This will help
Aaron Scott
have sex smallpenis incel nazi magapede
Chase Russell
He's going to become a feminist too.
Henry Johnson
At this point Thanos is basically omnipotent, there is no way to beat him without some deus ex-machina bullshit. Endgame is guaranteed to suck ass
William Walker
>*speeds past your character development*
>"Pssh, nothing personnel Thor...."
Nicholas Bennett
And sucked
Luis Stewart
He has to use his powerglove to make Brie make him a sandwich
Christopher Young
Why would he have any reason to fight her? He already won.
Ryder Ramirez
Science doesn't even know what gravity is. What a stupid fucking quote.
Colton Smith
Ain't no way a woman is going to controlled by another man's stones.
Alexander Morales
Instead of killing half of the population of the universe, she will convince him to use the gauntlet to just get rid of all white males, which are the cause of most of the problems in the world anyway (opression, poverty, global warming, etc). This conveniently gets rid of the original, outdated cast, and opens the way for a more progressive Captain Toenail/BLACKED Panther focused CU.
Chase Rogers
Seriously, guys.
What would you rather do?
Have tender loving consensual sex with the destroyer of half of the Universe, or rape Captain Mangirl?
Juan Gray
Why doesn't she just reverse the rotation on the entire universe to turn back time?
Christopher Ward
The quote references the absolute certainty of the existence of gravity not what gravity is. The absolute state of brainlets.
Christian Powell
I have no doubts CM will be instrumental in Thanos’ defeat and have more screentime than the main cast
Julian Allen
Oliver Clark
>reverse the rotation on the entire universe to turn back time
That would take our HERo back to a time when white males ruled the world. Too risky of a move.
Evan Brown
That depends. Is Thanos considered a person of color?
Eli Adams
The point being lost on you is how the presumptive fool who doesn't know what he doesn't know is proud of his ignorance. I'm betting you're in that camp.
Jose Diaz
how can you be absolutely certain of something that you don't even know about
Christian Garcia
infinity war was the first actual good movie the MCU has made, endgame is their first chance at capekino. If thanos doesn't kick her ass the MCU will be forever doomed to mediocrity.
He must be defeated by heroic sacrifice not mary sue powers.
Jaxson Martin
Formerly chucked.
Zachary Green
My bad, I forgot I was in a capeshit thread on Yea Forums. Not sure what I was expecting.
Julian Martinez
T-THANOS!
We've just encountered a super-powered being on the planet earth!
We've barely escaped destruction!
She's literally stronger than the entire MCU cast!
Beware of her song about being a girl! She beats you up while it plaaays!
And she was a good friend.
Luis Ward
>And now, half the universe disappears.
>*Thanos winks at the camera*
>the entire population of Africa and Israel turn to dust
Honestly pretty cool the Russos let Raimi guest direct one scene.
Jacob Thompson
No problem, back to the Jazz general with you.
Connor Bell
all this time we thought Thanos was waiting for Odin to die before making a move he was actually waiting for captain no ass to be far enough away
Austin Evans
She's going to kick him in the infinity stones. Woowie zoowie
Juan Walker
>The capefag thinks the jazzfags are any lesser than him
You're all cancer.
Jack Howard
He's injured and probably doesn't have access to the full power of the gauntlet anymore. Just the remaining Avengers would probably be able to fight him.
John Morris
The best MCU movie was Ragnarok, though. IW has some cool stuff in it, but it has just way too much shit going on. They could have cut some characters out entirely and the film would be better for it.
Nathan Lewis
Based Cumbersnatch teleported the Time Stone to the future before bringing it back to the present to give to Thanos, which means Iron Man will receive it some time in the future and use it to defeat Thanos.
Brayden Hall
They're probably going to beat him.
Xavier Rivera
Jace Jenkins
Oh look, turns out you are presumptive and proud of yourself. It's almost like I called that 10 minutes ago.
Levi Wilson
How would Captain Marvel handle things if Thanos asks for her phone number?
Caleb Hill
Does Twitter exist in the MCU?
Owen Lewis
>someone has jerked off to this
Isaiah Thomas
Jack Torres
Maximum levels of cope achieved
Easton Johnson
this
Adrian Allen
I miss last year. Kind of.
Jonathan Peterson
>"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
>"omg Stacy this creepy guy totally hit on me!"
Bentley Butler
He'll pulp everybody until the end of the film when the Cap (Marvel) surprises him with a fist to the dick, once she destroys him, she takes the infinity gauntlet and remarks that "no MAN (emphasis here) should be allowed to wield this level of power anymore", Dr. Strange the formal chaos Emerald holder nods in approval and sacrifices his powers.
William Hill
Thanos defeats himself. Every single time. He'll do something colossally retarded like take the gauntlet off and then someone else will pick it up and undo everything.
Blake Reed
because that makes sense and these are super hero movies
Joseph Lewis
Scott is the hero we need.
Landon Bailey
Someone save this because this is probably what happens.
Carson Myers
PURPLE MAN BAD
Justin Perez
>OWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY NECKY WECKY
Xavier Gonzalez
Thanos is based and redpilled and deserves the win. I genuinely think the best outcome here is if he just offs the rest of the superheros/supervillians and turns the marvel cinematic universe into a regular universe with nothing special about it.
Anthony Martin
He's done for!
Josiah Foster
Adrian Thomas
He's gonna get so owned. He's the embodiment of toxic masculinity, after all.
Jaxson Taylor
Carol is not mary sue
Jayden Morris
CelebJihad has the leaked scene and it's pretty good
Christian Lopez
>"No man can defeat me"
>Capt. ToeFungus flies in double Super Saiyan form screaming
>"I AM NO MAN!!"
>Thanos grabs her fist in mid air uses it to punch her own face followed by a haymaker that literally plants her in the ground
>"No man mean anyone, little girl"
Daniel Flores
Brody Phillips
>Most of the Marvel movies are boring predictable schlock, a few have real entertainment value
>But at least you can appreciate the decade long building up of the universe and characters
>Introduce the most boring ultimate badass character out of nowhere right before the end
Disney continues to baffle me.
Robert Scott
I'm calling the 'retired' story for Thanos
Isaiah Williams
Thanos isn't even evil.
Christopher Nguyen
He's going to get one shotted by a woman like a bitch. Because muh wahmans
Jose Ward
She will use her superhero powers
Brayden Gutierrez
uncle thanos is like hitler
miss him everyday
Wyatt Lee
They don’t fully understand the complex geological systems and their relationships either, doesn’t mean you can’t properly observe their behaviors and make conclusions you pseude
Jace Smith
>when reddit tries to banter
Chase Flores
Why didnt captian marvel protect the tesseract? She gave it to a mortal human with an infected wound to protect?
And he literally made no effort to protect it, that cat could have just as easily spat it up in the middle of the street in LA for anyone to find
Noah Richardson
his chin looks like my nutsack when it's cold
David Bell
he's just a retard version of Doom.
Jordan Reed
Aren't her powers coming from the blue cube thingy which Thanos owns now?
James Cook
its not a dumb quote because its true but he should be asking if it is happening fast enough for us to actually do something about it
Jaxon Cook
why is captain marvel more powerful than vision again? why is a person that is exposed to infinity stone radiation stronger than a living breathing infinity stone?
>inb4 it's a children's movie with magic rocks
Jayden Hall
This does always put a smile on my face
Brandon Rodriguez
Well, do you?
Jose Cruz
don’t know
don’t watch “epic” movies and tv shows.
Jordan Collins
He's fucked.
Luke Myers
Captain Marvel takes on illegal alien race! Thank god she again changed sides to protect American borders from "refugee." Apparently someone just told her Mexicans are Kree invaders. We think she is a joiner. Daddy issues.
Jason Hughes
>Avengers dont know where Thanos is
>Captain Marvel is used as an instrument to triangulate Thanos due to her connection to the Space Stone, and is able to feel and locate where the Mad Titan is.
>Avengers and Co. enter The Garden and Captain Marvel arrogantly rushes in
>She is depowered upon nearing proximity with the space stone and has most of her powers siphoned
>Captian Marvel retains her ability of flight but nothing else for the rest of the movie.
Samuel Nguyen
>And she was a good friend
kek
Brayden Ortiz
Nolan Young
It's almost like you don't realize the "good" guys always win in capeshit.
Aaron Kelly
Kino confirmed
Bentley Jones
Actual Endgame spoilers here
>thanos is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>captain marvel appears behind him
>kicks him in the balls
>everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers
>black widow quips "WHERE'S MY SOLO MOVIE?"
>close up on thanos's face with him cross eyed
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera
>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiight in my infinity stones!"
>cut to stan lee's ghost posting about captain marvel on twitter
>"Nuff said!"
>credits
Wyatt Myers
Which doesn't matter since she has instantenous teleportation thanks to the tesseract.
Angel Sullivan
Since she's used to live life on the defense Thanos would get a swift kick in the nuts and it would be over.
Jason Brown
STRONGER THEN ANYONE ELSE
Logan Young
>Can /ourguy/ pull off the win against Captain Feminism or is he fucked?
He's fucked.
Captain Marvel's last trailer.. titled "Ready For Thanos"
Jayden Harris
Pretty cool if true, though I really have no fucking clue how Endgame will pan out overall. Wonder where the big final battle will take place. I like that region in space Thanos rules over scene in Avengers post credit and GotG. Nice aesthetic.
Eli Sullivan
NOT A MARY SUE LA LA LA
Noah Ross
>One of the highlights at my career at Marvel was introducing her at Comic-Con and having her coming out on stage and stand there with literally almost every thing else from our universe, and there she was at the forefront, and it was a great foreshadowing of not just for how audiences are going to embrace Brie as this character, but also for how Captain Marvel is about to take the lead and be at the forefront of the entire Cinematic Universe. ~Kevin Feige
Logan Scott
The movie was a feminist agenda propaganda train-wreck, but this scene truly fucked Marvel permanently, just like how TLJ permanently fucked Star Wars...
Towards the end of the movie, looking through Carol Danver’s case files, Fury sees that her Air Force call sign was "Avenger"
So, to honor her, he renames his new project “The Avenger Initiative"
Thus the Avengers were named after Brie Larson, the TRUE first Avenger
Nicholas Parker
That's a shitty fan channel reuploading the tv spots from elsewhere and shoving that into the title. You'd have a point if one of Marvel's official YouTube channels upload the video with that title.
Robert Morris
Jason Bennett
>Can /ourguy/ pull off the win against Captain Feminism
imagine being this broken
ohwait it's Yea Forums no need etc
Kevin Scott
Tfw everyone was cheering when that happened
Parker Gray
Owen Gomez
Not even Thanos can resist the fungus toe of doom.
Dominic Myers
4u
Michael Anderson
Adrian Ramirez
Based ant-bro, the only marvel flick together wit dr. strange I've enjoyed
Easton Mitchell
basically you're attached directly to marvel's anus
Caleb Hall
>I WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR PEOPLE, MY FRIENDS AND MY BROTHER YOU KILLED!
>Captain marvel jump out of nowhere and break Thanos neck
>says "You can't count on men" with smirk
Jonathan Cooper
Luke Morales
Underrated as hell
Elijah Taylor
>Thanos call her young lady
>she gets angry and steal his gauntlet
Christian Cook
fuck
Thomas Ross
fuck off, rat shills
i have never seen the disney shills continually have to LIE about the very movie they're are protecting before
they've even been denying they absurd scenes like how avengers got their name, the cat, the save the refugees propaganda etc.