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o shit

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reminder: flipped, sequel whenever

when will these threads evaporate

January 4th, 2553

When Alita isn't comfy.
Which is never.

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I like how I don't even need to post it anymore. You do it for me.

20 years to make

>The domain name "battleangelalita.com" was registered to James Cameron by 20th Century Fox around June 2000.[19] Fox also registered the "battleangelmovie.com" domain.[20] In April 2003, it was reported by Moviehole that Cameron had confirmed he would direct a Battle Angel film.[21] Cameron confirmed that a script for the film was in production during an interview on the Tokudane! program on Fuji TV on May 4, 2003.[22]

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Care to join us for the ride?

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There will be a small break when /ALITA/ is in theaters watching the sequel.

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Another user put this together in a previous thread.

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post alita motorball ass and her being surrounded by centurions

shortly after hell freezes over

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>Alita in Halo
I think I want it?

t. Zalem scum

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>We all know this is a desperate call to be healed, flopped-kun. Just watch the movie with me.

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I love how she is strong character

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fxguide.com/featured/weta-digitals-remarkable-face-pipeline-alita-battle-angel/

"Saindon recalls being on a conference call after the trailer had been released and the internet exploded with discussion around the validity of Alita's eyes. "In the next call we had with Robert (Rodriguez) and Jim (Cameron), no one wanted to say anything. Finally I just said, 'hey, so are we doing anything about the eyes?' There was a lot of discussion. We asked if they (Rodriguez & Cameron) wanted us to try something? And, Jim pretty much just said, (and excuse the swearing)... but Jim said, 'fuck the haters'. And he said, ‘we're going to go bigger with the eyes - that's what's going to fix it.’” Cameron was right. What he wanted was not to make the eyes themselves bigger, but to enlarge both the pupils and the iris."

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It was surprisingly good

Now, now. Don't get ahead of yourself.

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I wonder how much processing power and terabytes possibly petabytes it took to render Alita.

Absolutely based

have to run an errand, someone watch my orange?

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>'fuck the haters'
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?!

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thx james cameron

>It's actually real
Holy mother of fucking based Cameron

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I'm the user that several threads ago said Alita couldn't heal my sleeping habits. Today, by coincidence, I'm feeling pretty sleepy. Good night, anons.

By the way, I just read the first two battles of the first volume. I see there are common points, some slightly different but still the same story.

I'm a little shocked about Ido killing for pleasure instead of something external as in the film, though.

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what a amazing guy

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What a fucking bossman. 100%

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After 99 years.

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Well it makes sense. There's a reason they kicked him out of Zolom (probably for thought crime or criminal instincts).
But he's still a good man because he makes himself one.

Got some friends to come watch with me /ALITA/
>they were visibly riveted
>as soon as the credits came one turns to me and goes "we need a sequel now, they can't just leave us like this!"
>discuss going to see the sequel in imax (they were both immediately sure the sequel is on its way)
Our battle angel has two more fans, feels good man

>extremely high definition facial and body scans and 3d models of Rosa

d-do you think anybody took a copy home?

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>Zolom
Where the fuck is that?

engadget.com/2019/02/16/alita-battle-angel-review-uncanny-valley/

"If you're thinking that those animation files must be huge, you're not wrong: The entire movie uses 3.5 petabytes of storage".

Cameron stopped them at the door and did searches, then broke the fingers of anyone kidnapping his daughterfu.

youtube.com/watch?v=gDQtrSKGOUU

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No one fucks with this man's waifu, what a beast.

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AHHHHHH! SAVE ME SCREWHEAD!

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CAN ANYONE EVEN STOP THIS MADMAN?!

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>Flop-kun has work unpaid overtime as long as the general lives.

This is the only thing that makes sense.

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>Cameron spent 20 years trying to make his waifu a reality

Now that's dedication

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I had a feeling. You don't get that close to real life like rendering without exceeding the petabyte threshold. Fucking amazing. I want to know what systems they used to process it all.

It was probably a supercomputer setup or something specifically for graphics rendering. Wonder how many GPU's they stuffed in there and how much RAM they needed. Probably terabytes of that alone.

...sure user, no worries.

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Not--
>AHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME FLOP-KUN!
One job.

ok but when I come back I better see it untouched!

Chadmeron.

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HE IS UNSTOPPABLE

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can you fucking imagine the unbridled glory the uncut version will have

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UNBELIEVABLY BASED

when autism is cured.

>The virgin Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck
Versus
>The CHAD CAMERON

youtu.be/-uFeJOiKVWc

THANK YOU BASED BOATMAN

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HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!
HE CAN'T BE HELD BACK!
HE CAN'T EVEN BE SLOWED DOWN!

So it isn't a fact that the movie changes literally every character motivation and backstory to the point they only resemble their manga counterparts in name?

Specifically? Who changed in what ways with their motivation? And everyone's backstories are pretty much the same.

Going to sleep now. Going tomorrow to see it for the 6th time after work, will bring some chocolate

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HAHAHAHAHAAHHA HE'LL NEVER KNOW

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First movie: Cult status achieved.
Triology: Industry shift
There is before starwars and after starwars
There is before Titanic and after Titanic
There is before Avatar and after Avatar
There is before Spiderman and after Spiderman
There will be before Alita and after Alita.

forgot my keys-what are you doing!?

there isn't going to be an uncut version. they put literally every dollar of the budget into the 122 minute cut.

>inb4 SIX HOUR MOVIE
I don't doubt the madman will do it.

Even if what you're saying is totally true, why is it bad that they were changed? Change is NECESSARY when making an adaption of something to better fit the medium, runtime, etc. You're calling us autistic when YOU'RE the autist who's super butthurt that A:BA wasn't EXACTLY IDENTICAL to the manga. Get flipped, meatboy.

^w^

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Is it sad that Alita and Devil May Cry V convinced me not to kill myself?

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I never knew Jimbo was such a weeb. I love it!

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I did say "every," didn't I?

Alita found another orange to pair with your orange and then the oranges had lots of babies.

Have any of you been buying and eating more oranges lately? I've had at least a dozen since this movie came out when before I ate one maybe once every couple months.

>When flopped-kun tries to make other a separate thread to bitch about Alita and still gets shit on.

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The changes are bad because they weaken literally every character and then try for the manga's high notes without earning them.

Oohhh... ok no worries then

No, they healed me too. I feel optimistic about the future for the first time in over a decade.

Well golly gee how specific can't argue that look at them facts impossible wtf I love Captain Marvel now!
No more (You)s for you.

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dude, that's probably 15% dude, dude.

also why are you so childishly obsessed with identity? Is it because you can't actually refute/generate any arguments?

You asked a question, I answered it, you are now autisticly screeching.

Whatever helps you, man. If it keeps you on this Earth for a little while longer.

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He was fucking right too which is the crazy part.

You're between Anger and Bargaining now. You're getting there, flop-kun!

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boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/205775617/#205786792
AHAHAHAHAHA

You see, now, this is an opinion. This is subjective. This is NOT a fact as you love to boldly proclaim. "Weakening characters" and determining "high notes" as well as what constitutes "earning them" are ALL subjective opinions. You cannot objectively quantify or measure these things, you can only base these off of feelings and parts you use to justify.

The fact that they changed is a fact. To what degree and whether or not it was better or worse is an opinion.

>Wait 20 years to produce a movie you have the utmost passion for
>Some goons on the internet say that they don't like the eyes

He is absolutely justified here, Cameron is a fucking champ for calling it like it is

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Crazy? Or absolutely based?

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MADMAN!!!

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>Yow! What's that?!

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and why am I grieving? you never really explained that.

What is with you people acting like james cameron is some sort of genius for understanding the most basic fact of the uncanny valley?

Can you stop talking about Marvel, box office and the same bullshit arguments over and over? These threads aren't comfy anymore. You let one guy turn them to shit because you can't stop taking his bait.

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it's honestly scary how based one man can be

Now you're between Bargaining and Depression. I'm proud of you!

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When will you earn to be the one sperm that made it instead of being swallowed with the rest by your whore mother?

The characters are all fleshed out fine and the high notes are hit fine too. I will grant you, and this is the only thing I grant you, that I didn't like the ending, well, part of it, anyway. I didn't like Hugo's ascension up the cable, he wasn't crazed and zombie-like as he should've been, and it all felt a bit rushed, especially considering the scene earlier where he was beheaded. Everything else in the movie was good to amazing.

No, please, will you shut the fuck up?

go on....

So you're saying, for example, in the movie, hugo has a strong a justification to climb the wire.

source or gtfo

Shut the hell up Jerome.

>Don't just comfy for people, Alita!

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I'm not arguing specific points. I'm simply telling you that whether or not you OR I think the justification was strong or weak, it's still an opinion, NOT a fact. I can say yes, you can say no and we can rationalize them any way we want. But it's not a fact.

Yea, that's why I didn't acknowledge you last time you did this, I knew it would just be autism.

Fucking based.

So someone recently just remade Star Wars racer in UE4

What are the chances we could work together to make this shit a reality using this as a base?

youtube.com/watch?v=TfgC89vX0hA

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He's practically a fixture in these threads now, like a pet dog or a small child that bangs pans.

So you don't want to actually engage on this line because you know as well as I do that the movie is weaker, in every way, than the manga?

This is why Cameron is Yea Forums's favorite director and why reddit hates him.

>autistic gibbering
>its fine
>the ending wasn't the best
>now please shut the fuck up

yep, its an /alita/ post.

Shit dude, does he have an autobiography?

>This is who she is

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No, it's because it's been debated too many times at this point and I'm tired as fuck. You will never renege on your positions, we will never renege on ours. So what's the point? But stop calling your opinions facts.

I thought Yea Forums's favorite directors were Kubrick and Orson Welles.

>The changes are bad because they weaken literally every character and then try for the manga's high notes without earning them.

Nah.

any Alita items on aliexpress? like a car sticker??

>/alita/ you won't leave me to get baited to flop-kun will you?

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Alita's eyes have more detail than the entirety of Gollum
>But Alita’s face is wider than Rosa’s, and her eyes are twice as large, which changed the perspective. It took a year to work on the eyes alone and then another four months of refinement.
indiewire.com/2018/11/alita-battle-angel-preview-weta-uncanny-valley-cyborg-1202019882/

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>i'll never make a compelling argument so why bother

I'd love something in the design of the 99 she drew on her arm. Car sticker, shirt, anything

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forgot this bit
>The eyes actually contained more detail than all of Gollum, with Weta doing simulation of fibers for the first time taken from a baby’s eyes.

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>whining and doomposting about /ALITA/ bait post
>t. the poster responsible for shitting up the threads

and it's not like every generation won't have a new Joker actor to mock during pre-release until the end of time

after watching Alita a bunch of times the only time her eyes still distract me was when she saved Ido, but she's wide eyed shocked and surprised the whole time, every other time she was fine

I thought it was just fun to mess around for a thread or two. I'll head back to comfyposting.

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Wait, no shit, Satan? brb reading the article.

and alita looks worse than gollum, because gollum was meant to look like a monster. Because CGI only ever excels and making things look inhuman/alien/monstrous.

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>waifufag general
When is this shit being banished to /trash/?

No worries user, have a comfy song
youtube.com/watch?v=XFqKHgd0eB0

Kinda, since I bought a sack so I'd have one to take to the theater when I saw it Saturday since my wife just had a baby, and I couldnt see "baby Ido" in the nicu cuz I had a cold. We're home now. Stay comfy alita frens

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Eyes are windows to the soul, after all.

Everyone in the entire world is telling you "make the eyes smaller" and you say "fuck that we'll make the Iris and pupils bigger". Takes fucking balls.

...

Because it's x50 times the quality of most threads and polices itself.

that sort of language is uncalled for

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron

Deep. So who is James Cameron?

>and alita looks worse than gollum

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BASED

you keep spamming this and its still stupid.

acknowledging the existence of the uncanny valley and the fact realistic CGI face isn't possible yet is not some genius move, its what you do to keep from hopping into the uncanny valley. If you can't achieve absolute realism then you simply don't try, and you make the character less realistic if it needs to be anything other than horrifying.

saying the movie is weaker in every than the manga is dumb to its face
a movie is a different experience entirely
a manga doesn't have a soundtrack, it's not live action, the visuals are communicated differently, there are performances from actors etc.

why does he do it?

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You first.

This is why I stopped coming here that often. It's just not fun when the thread fixates on negative things. Motherfucker might actually get this general killed at this rate. I didn't think it was possible but I guess you can never underestimate what an autist with too much time on their hands can accomplish.

Kermit, another example of a character that looks better than alita.

>111290850
Nice opinion. We don't share it.
No more (You)s for you.

He fell in love.

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the greatest pioneer duh!
youtube.com/watch?v=i_KVulhAAys

>user? Is that you?

For the millionth time, no one is saying they needed to be 100% faithful to the manga. What people are saying is that the choices they made to adapt the manga to film caused the film to miss every mark of the manga.

t. seething mouse shill

because he is the only one built for it

>Alita's eyes have more detail than the entirety of Gollum
Nah it's not "more", it 150 times more per eye.
>The end result was 8.5 million polygons per eye compared to Gollum who had 50,000 polygons total for his entire character.
artofvfx.com/alita-battle-angel-eric-saindon-vfx-supervisor-mike-cozens-animation-supervisor-weta-digital/

After about a week of trying, quitting and trying again, I finally managed to make something I wouldn't feel too embarrassed to share with anyone. Hope you like it.

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for her

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He makes the moves he wants to see. He doesn't give a shit if it makes its money back. Dudes rich as fuck.

We're fine, easily. Most OC creators are gone or sleeping and we've got a policed up general. Frankly, this isn't even the worst it's been and there's still on-point discussion if you can easily weave through the one-post-a-minute from flop-kun.

It really only happens every 5 or so threads, the majority of them are very nice.

have you even saw the movie mr. faggottelli?

don't get your panties in a twist, autism-san, just because this is your first general doesn't mean generals don't always die in about the same amount of time.

Damn that's nice. Good job user!

It's beautiful, user!

Cute Booty

yes.

Now maybe post an argument?

All I can think about is trying to see alita again tomorrow after work. I can't wait!

>HalitaH

I just finished a cam rip and I caught myself trying to replay it. Ha ha.

>hes still crying about "samefagging" in a general

but why is it so small tho

It's cute! Like the shiny butt.

>New Alita movie tie in game announced

what's in it /ALITA/?

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yeah?
>waits for car-crashing-user

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thats pretty fucking awesome user, the lights on the butt are a great touch.
where is the better resolution pic though?

Me too, man. And I just saw it again yesterday

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>WAIT
Nah, I'm speeding in!
ME IN THE CAR!

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This gif never fails to make me laugh.

Open world RPG set in Iron City

Good work user

We are not all gone, user.

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What movie is this from?

this is their a higher rez version?

>How to Crash a Car with Rosa
You're welcome.

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>What people are saying
who? I heard many fans of the manga were pleased
>miss every mark of the manga
good old dumb hyperbole

The awful ChiPS movie.

Do NOT see it. That one clip of Rosa is better than the whole movie.

Don't respond to flopped-kun. He had his fun now let him wait in the corner until he behaves again.

What is Mr. X doing in Alita?

Alita: Booty Angel
you just know there's going to be a porn parody with that exact title. You can quote me on this

DELET

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How much more do you need for a sequel?

90k?

I can make that in matinees.

Pls no. That would honestly be disgusting.

a couple of friends i went viewing the movie with (each a different time), told me that that they were worried about the eyes because of the trailer, but pointed out that from the first instant when she awakes she looked incredible and cute.
i also saw that experience posted a lot here, so in the end the cgi face worked.

So what are you diagnosed with?

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it'll probably star abella danger.

though it would be nice if elsa jean went back to her natural hair color for that.

n-no

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How will he be? Will he only be in like the first half of the movie?

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Running an awfully high risk posting this knowing Cameron is out there... waiting...

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I want to see Alita get BLACKED

the issue with that argument is the fact it flopped. Cameron specifically claims he handed the movie off to rodriguez because he didn't want to just make a movie exclusively for himself.

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>combining chocolate and oranges/bits of orange together

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what can they even do with him? Like they can't do his full arc because that would be "too weird" for western audiences.

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i wish every time a thread became a general, posterIDs would get enabled.

HOSTILE INTENTION DETECTED

and a voting system

sounds generic but ok.I was Thinking more devil may cry meets soulsbourn in iron city

Sorry about that. I forgot to fix my resolution before working on this one. I'm probably going to have to go back over it again. Glad people liked it though.

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and it just becomes a link to reddit.

We need to collapse the crypocurrency market to make a sequel cheaper
> Cryptocurrency collapsed on its own
Praise Xenu!

is it maybe a bit more lewd than it needs to be?

install the 4chanX extension into your browser and learn to filter/hide posts/replys/stub all the bullshit posts bringing you down new frens

Awesome. THanks man

a grindfest with automated combat system where you build, buy and unlock body pieces and unlock more parts of the city (that are just more menu screens). for android
that's what a friend of mine is trying to do while i teach him how to make a game

You did great user. Truly. Please feel free to share more! We're looking forward to it!

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Go back to plebbit now

HIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=4taRyeTq1tM

ALITA HOT TOYS

It's an MMO where you can steal other's parts.

everyone knows that's where you came from and you're only here so you can act like there's more of you than there actually is

I just finished watching the movie and reading the manga, what now?!

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>"too weird" for western audiences.
Boatman and Mexichad are confirmed madlads at this point, so it’s the pacing that’s the main problem here moreso than the weirdness.

i know, i think the main reason it flopped was because of the first trailer impressions

You say that, but the movie was significantly Hollywoodized.

can't wait to plaster it with my goo

alita figma when?

GODDAAAAAMMMIT ANOOOOOOON!!!!!!

If the movie was even a fraction as good as this general insists, it would not have mattered what alita looked like.

this is bad and you should feel bad

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>youtube.com/watch?v=jppbQyRJEcA
Absolutely adorkable.

like a more advanced cookie clicker or rpg clicker?

oh you want to glue accessories to it? maybe a funny hat haha

I don't see a problem.

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Watch the movie again

Delet

>What's your favorite line from the movie?
>Fuck your mercy!
>Then she sings.

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I agree with you in everything, except with the flopped meme

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No, I can't do th-
Fine you convinced me.

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The movie got a 94% audience rate even after all the negative press pre-screening.
It is good

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>external appearance doesn't matter in movies
I'm sure Titanic would have made as much money if Leo had been replaced by Steve Buscemi

A custom robo clone set in universe.

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SUPER AMAZING
SUPER AMAZING
AMAZING
AMAZING
SOO AMAZINGLY COOL
AMAZING

just the first two minutes

Me as the boy.

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That'd be a pretty cool movie.

but we both know that wasn't my argument.

>caused the film to miss every mark of the manga.

Oh good tell us again that Zapan wasn’t in the movie and shit.

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Well, it is motherfucking Cameron.

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yeah it was
unless you can elaborate

I sneaked a rum and coke in the theater when I watched it
not too proud of it but yea

They're might be some kind of intent to this, I reread Last Order, last weekend and: there's a weird kind of blood lust that a bunch of the men of Zalem/Tiphares exhibit once they're allowed to rebel against their understandings that seems almost hyperbolic ro characterized. By the time I finished Last Order I realized that there is so much fucked up psycho politics going into everyone's motivations going far out into space that I have no idea who's really controlling anything anymore. That being said, I don't know if the bloodlust is supposed to be allegory, or by design, by Melchidesek perhaps, in order to achieve a certain equilibrium.

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I love Alita but I still kinda want to kill myself

You don't know how to read. Hows that for elaboration?

come on, i meant it didn't grossed a shitload of money.
but i'll stop using the f word if that triggers you that much

pft I'd bring little shot bottles in if I could just order two beers at the theatre. I think I had a beverage like 10/12 times I saw it. Extra comfy.

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I just realized why I liked this movie so much.

It wasn't the special effects, though they knocked my socks off.
It wasn't the fight scenes, though they were an adrenaline rush.
It wasn't the feels even though they were heart stopping at times.
Even Alita wasn't he primary reason (though she probably is if you hear out my last point).

It was because they were trying to make something to GIVE to me. It wasn't trying to nickle and dime me. It wasn't trying to tell me what to think. I didn't have to scrape and beg for its approval, rather it sought out to earn a good opinion from me.
And it earned it through hard work and love.

That's something sorely missing from movies, and life in general, these days.
How could I ignore that?

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yeah but it made me want to pee
not very comfy

Titanic and Avatar were both trash

B I G G E R
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Holy fuck, nice.

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it's not
but nice try
you literally don't how to argue anything
literally a fucking idiot

Fuck you. I'm done. ROFL
I need my lungs you asshole.

Yup, you got it. It was a film made without Judaism for the first time in a long time.

do you think he thinks he's good enough for Alita?

how many RARE ALITAS can you find???

I want to fuck rosa's tight peruvian pussy

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So, what's this fucker's name? Nothing in the art book about him. How about digits decide.

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imagine the state of these threads when a 1080p rip comes out

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an rpg clicker i think?
you just click during the fights for additional blocking and hitting probability

>waifu'd for 20 years straight
does anyone else even qualify?

>Rosa in a uniform.
>Handcuffs are implied.
I need to step away a moment.

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>t. man with no arguments

"Jackers" Jack

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I want to see it but I don't want to leave my house.

very nice

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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT NIIIIICE

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The closest the art book gets is talking about Ido's patients, and he's the featured image

Not even close. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
HOW CAN I EVEN HOPE TO COMPETE?!

So who's going to voice her talking gun sidekick?
first for Gilbert Gottfried

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Right, but he just becomes a tiny story function. I want to know his name.

It's going to be pure unadulterated glory. Hundreds of anons enjoying it and one very pissed off flopped-kun.

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don't do it user we love you

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even for me user?

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that thing is literally fucking poochie

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you made a dumb comment about the eyes
called you out on it
and then you don't know how to respond so you make some obnoxious comment about "reading"
try to respond directly instead of deflecting, it'll be easier

>Alitacrymind

t-those eyes won't work on me!

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daaaam

Here you go user, this will cheer you up.

I made a statement to the effect of if the eyes were the only problem people had the with movie, the movie would not have flopped.

>Imagine Brie Larson playing Alita
>imagine Rosa Salazar playing Captain Marvel
What’s the results?

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will this?

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>Interrogator: Officer A-L-I-T-A, let’s begin. Ready?
>Alita: Yes, sir.
>I: Recite your baseline.
>A: “I do not stand by in the presence of evil… I’d do whatever I had to for you. I’d give you whatever I have. I’d give you my heart… Does it bother you that I’m not completely human?... I don’t belong anywhere except with you.”
>I: Heart.
>A: Heart.
>I: How does it feel to have fans? Heart.
>A: Heart.
>I: Did you know they bought more than one ticket? Heart.
>A: Heart.
>I: Do you appreciate they made a general on Yea Forums? Heart.
>A: Heart.
>I: Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: What’s it like to hold user’s hand? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: Did they buy you chocolate? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: Do you long to look into their eyes? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: Do you dream about belonging with user? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: What’s it like to hug user? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: When you’re not making moves for user does it feel like there’s a part of you that’s missing? Belong.
>A: Belong.
>I: Why don’t you say that three times: I’d give you my heart.
>A: I’d give you my heart. I’d give you my heart. I’d give you my heart, user.
>I: We’re done. “Battle Angel Alita.” You can pick up your sequel.
>A: Thank you, sir.

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I have always wondered why "white woman" is considered progressive. It's like considering a sprained wrist a disability, or a toyota corolla a racecar.

Alita never make more than 1 million because it's basically a CG with the same expression all movie.
Captain Marvel goes on to win 40 awards and 14 sequels.

I'd rather kill myself before I think about that.

>You can pick up your sequel.

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I'm the user that went to see the movie yesterday, and like I promised I saw it again today. I'll miss these days when they take the movie out of the cinemas

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just come back for the sequel

I haven't seen the film in a couple days, I feel like going back one more time, just as a send off.

Lead for CM actually has an ass.

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There was a lot of discussion. We asked if they (Rodriguez & Cameron) wanted us to try something? And, Jim pretty much just said, (and excuse the swearing)... but Jim said, 'fuck the haters'. And he said, ‘we're going to go bigger with the eyes - that's what's going to fix it.’” Cameron was right"
FUCK THE HATERS, CAMERON WAS RIGHT.

FLIP THE HATERS, CAMERON WAS RIGHT.

Is that a predator plasma caster?

and I emphasized that's it's a pretty strong barrier
you don't know many comments I've seen saying they would not see the movie just because of the eyes, it's insane

NEW
NEW

NEW
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this is the raw passion of a man defending his waifu

same. It was only 3 days ago and I feel like I should make my total 13. I really wish I kept my first stubs.

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>I'm sitting and sweating hoping for a sequel for a movie I love.
>A shit movie that spewed sexist crap gets a free pass.
Fuck this gay earth. C'mon Alita! We need you to pull through! You've given us more than enough already but don't give up!

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Alita flops hard
CM is left unchanged because that movie is literally just carried by the Marvel brand

and I'm telling you if the movie had much other than waifubait, the eyes wouldn't matter.

I LOVE LITA

It's literally the majority demographic of the United States. Women slightly outnumber men, and white is the most common race. She's even the average age. Milquetoast.

but all the progressive white women know that depicting white women isn't progressive.

Guess that's why they didn't show up to watch it and it was the regular MCU people?

also why no one voted hillary

BASED