EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Based and redpilled gigachad

t. wikipedia

where is the pepe vs jannie one

I wish those faggots NicePeter and EpicLloyd would make this, at least then they would be able to die knowing they created something worth remembering

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Am I a big guy?
Is that a fantasy?
I'm all alone here
Just Smee, Maimen and me

Open your eyes
Look up to big guys and see
I'm just a small guy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the plane goes doesn't really matter to me, to me

Maimen, look at the van
I see Doctor Pavel's head
But he better not bring friends
Pavel, we are almost done
It's nice to meet you, I'm CIA

Pavel, ooh
You'll have to say goodbye
You're not gonna see these friends this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cuz the flight plan's all that matters

'Agent, you've truly won'
'You get no charge for these guys'
'They were trying to grab your prize'
'Masketta man is behind this, the one you know'
'They refer to him as the Mercenary too'

BANE?! ooh (anyway the plane goes),
It's time for us to fly
Get 'em on board while I make a quick phone call

Which one of you gets to stay on my aircraft?
Is it you? Is it you? which one of you will go?
The fire is a-rising
Not so good at flying me
(Dr Pavel) Dr Pavel
(Dr Pavel) Dr Pavel
Who payed you to capture him?
Was it BANE?!

Tell me about Bane, is he bigger than me?
Tell him about Bane, is he bigger than Smee?
Spare him his flight from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me know?
Basara! No, we will not let you know. (Let him know!)
Basara! We will not let you know (Let him know!)
Basara! We will not let you know (Let me know!)
Will not let you know (Let me know!)
Never never let you know
Never let me know, oh
No no no no no no Sir?
Oh, Doctor Pavel, Doctor Pavel (Doctor Pavel said nothing)
Mosquito Man has a masked man put aside for me, for me, 4MEEE

So if I took that off do you think you would die?
I don't think it'd be painful since you're a big guy
Oh, Baney, can't do this to me, Baney
What's the next step, what's the next step of your plan?

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

There are no survivors,
Anyone can see
There are no survivors,
There are no survivors 4 me

Anyway the plane goes.

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High quality post

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Whatever happened to those? Youtube used to shills those videos to me like crazy, they run out of epic meme topics I suppose?

Is this the end of bane posting?

Reminder that the creators stopped making these for two years because they got called out for their biased Trump/Hillary rap battle and couldn't handle it when Trump won in real life.

>rap musicians on youtube leaned more towards the liberal candidate

shocking

Trump actually had a decent line about emails and benghazi if i remember correctly, makes me think there was at least one redpilled person working on the rhymes.

You guys fucking SUCK at meter and timing. Shit, I was going to call you based, but after actually reading your shit and realizing the meter is all fucked, I can't call you based.

Take a fucking creative writing class or some shit, you're pretty fucking terrible.

It’s amazing how many people try this shit but have no understanding about rhythm or syllable structure.

Well pardon us Mr Gucci loafers

This. Go on any """"""""""poetry"""""""""" thread on Yea Forums and be astounded by how many so called """""""writers""""""" still struggle with something most people should have figured out by the 3rd grade.

It's pretty fucking embarrassing. Are you guys 20-something year old adults, or fucking retarded children? IT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING HARD. MY FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD NIECE CAN, AND DOES, HAVE BETTER RHYTHM AND METER THAN YOU.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm actually angry now. Why would you expend all that energy making a 50 line post, and not even bother going back and editing it so that it flows? You're a dumb fuck. If I were an english teacher, I'd give you a fucking C for effort.

They were bought out and lost the desire to make anything after that.

>emails and benghazi
>redpilled
those were boomer talking points that nobody ever cared about and were low-tier reasons to vote for trump

But Trump had the better lines

post your poetry user

Fuck off back to Africa groid

Yeah but it's funny and you wouldn't be able to create something half as funny, reddit

I love how assblasted certain anons get at these kinds of posts

They took a break after season 5 (mid 2016), they were burnout. Season 6 will start in April of this year.

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

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JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!

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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!

[Janny]
Let this be a warning.
My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must
And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.
I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
Imma ban you
CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!

[Pepe]
Is that all you got?
your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuck
I'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky
And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey
I'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are prime
I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss
So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?

[Janny]
MOM! This guy is being mean to me
He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger
*BANG*

[Pepe]
FUCK NIGGERS

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

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I think it's obvious OP does have some understanding of that shit but he was just trying to fit as many crude zingers and punchlines in as possible so it comes out clunky

I'm Asian. By metric, I should have LESS rhythm than you white people, yet you consistently prove time and time again to lack the basic ability to grasp rhythm and meter. It's not even a white people thing, cause I learned how to write from white professors, but you lot are all just fucking brainlets.

Also
">tfw too intelligent for rhythm"

Wtf? That's retarded. Do you refuse to lift because "hurr durr it's for meatheads"? Do you refuse to learn how to socialize because "hurr durr it's for normies"? Being ">tfw too intelligent" for anything is the most retarded rhetoric of all time. If something is good, and you're smart, you'll recognize its use and learn to do it yourself. Only brainlets dismiss it, either because they're afraid they won't be good at it, or because they're too stupid to recognize its inherent worth. Also, how the fuck is rhythm exclusive to groids? You know what an epic is? You know why poetry is is rhyme and meter? Because it used to be accompanied with music and shit. Those epic poems written by white dudes years ago used to have soundtracks to accompany them. You're a fucking brainlet.

Fuck. I wish I had screenshotted it, but I'm unironically, not-even-joking, literally one of the first people to have started the epic rap battles of Yea Forums meme. At the time, I wasn't thinking it was going to be big or anything and I just wanted to shitpost, and making rhymes is pretty fucking easy like I said, so it wasn't a big deal for me if no one else would see it, because I rationalized I could just make another one just as quickly without even caring if it got deleted. It was pretty good, too, from what my memory can recall, and it had a decent amount of replies that pretty much just went "based", or some variation of.

I was going to post stuff from my "best of" collection, but I'm saving that for a book. You can have this instead.

My darling rasta cocoa bean,
split open, roasted, posed,
keeps quiet whilst I keep unsheathed,
this seed of lust I know.

My darling rasta cocoa bean,
whose little pod caressed,
who shies too quick from yearning flick,
who curls at her toes.

Petit' little cocoa bean,
I wonder if you've been.
To be with me, and feel with deep
the stretching from within.

Too shelled inside, your pride unwind
so I should hardly know.
My darling rasta cocoa bean,
split open, roasted, posed.

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Yet this exists (), which manages to have crude zingers, punchlines, AND meter, all at once.

The truth is, you brainlets are all just too lazy.

impressive, very nice

Where's Sneed vs Yag?

Youre that nigrish Asian that much is clear. Definitely some abo blood in your grimey non-white ass.

Hit or miss girl cameo when?

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The truth is OP is the ultimate shitposter by not following the rules properly, and you got played on so many levels that you're just embarrasing yourself now with these long ass posts.

If you're talking about those asians that like to act "hood", fuck off, I'm literally nothing like that. You're pissed because you're so fucking stupid that an Asian, the supposedly least in-tune race of all time, has better rhythm and meter than you.

The point of these raps is to piss of the jannies by being so acutely verbose and rhythmic that they have no chance but to concede defeat (ie. "serving" them), not to alienate the people by being a shitty fucking artist.

The point of these shitposts is to portray yourself as some sort of "people's hero", fighting against "the big, bad, janny", by posting hilarious, ebinly written meme raps. How the fuck can you be a people's hero when your raps fucking suck? You're not sticking it to the jannies, you're just sticking it to yourself.

They don't suck though.
>You know how to bust a cap You should learn how to bust a rhyme
Now that's a pretty bangin' line

No one cares if the line is good if it doesn't fit into the meter. Also, are you some upper-middle class suburban boy? That line is honestly pretty meh. Not even being petty or vindictive or anything, that line is legit whatever.

I'm surprised you'd be so impressed by it. It's just your bog-standard diss. It's not good, it's not bad, it's just...filler.

You're right, it's the end of rine. OP is finished, BTFO by based Asian man.

You meme on me, but I'm a fair dude. I give credit where credit is due. I praised this one (, one of the first, and best made ones since the beginning), and I can appreciate this one ().

The one OP posted isn't even unforgivable. With a little work, it could be a solid B, or maybe even a B+, but right now, in its current state, it's like a C-.

My name is OP and I’m here to say
My thread is shit and I’m really gay