If you're a small guy you can improve yourself to become a 6' beefcake!

>if you're a small guy you can improve yourself to become a 6' beefcake!
Can you imagine the blow back if a fat midget woman turned into a supermodel after taking Marvel serum?

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Ha! Even his haircut got better!

how did they get away with it

they didn't, it will never be released stateside

>wow I'm as skinny as cap before he got the serum or whatever
>let me look up what training he did
>"pre cap is cgi"
>oh
>get fat instead

You're right about that
But it's mostly the times and country we live in
I guarantee you europeans wouldn't be upset about it

I never heard of this shit.

>snow white isn't fair
>dwarfs are just normal people (under 6')
>evil queen is evil for the worst reason
>mirror dude is just some idiot in a glass cage or something
>prince is tall beefcake because lol equality

They didn't get away with it, actually. There was a huge blowback against them for saying fat girls aren't beautiful even though we know it's true

That sounds like the premise for a porno flick.

Cast him

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it would turn her into an amazonian type body

Dude everyone knows women are the biggest snowflakes. That’s why, for such an empowered sex, they need to be constantly pandered to.

It’d be insulting if many (not all) were too stupid to realize just how insulting it was.

Anyway, I could go on about the Jewish plot to destroy white masculinity but you’re probably already aware at this point. We all are.

youtube.com/watch?v=nvpZ2enTj-M
Seems like its going to be the opposite of Shrek 1's theme.

can i achieve this natty?

>yway, I could go on about the Jewish plot to destroy white masculinity but you’re probably already aware at this point. We all are.

The jooossss

Nice tits

Sorry not da joos it’s just (((Hollywood))) and it’s totallt unrelated.

God bless our greatest allies

bahhaaha of course they casted chloe grace moretz

She's so weird.
She has aesthetic af facial features, but growing up, her proportions got shifted a bit and its les aesthetic now

Men are a threat to global finance, women and homosexuals are preferred because they are hard materialists, thus why women are worshiped and men are seen as disposable flesh dildos in media

the madlads. absolutely based. fuck disney

Thats why she’s taken the voice acting path

>Tsk-tsk. With a mouth like that, you've made it far user.

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>casted

Sorry about your insecurities anons

Unironically me on the left. Feels bad man

Are there torrents yet

Huge, Jacked Man

Yes

>3 of the dwarf/princes are the same fucking design
sasuga gooks

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Me on the left

>man has the mindset of a hero
>becomes a hero

>woman has the mindset of a villain
>becomes a "hero"

Where did Marvel lose it's way?

is there like a secret easy-mode 3d animation tool that all these studios use? is that why all these nu3D movies seem to look completely identical? visuals looks like what disney usually puts out yet the voice acting and literallywho studio screams low budget

Budget Korean animation is typically cut from the same cloth.

>3 of the dorfs give up on happily ever aftering snow white and just want to run a train on her

Was Chris Evans really that thin or was that just CG?

Pre-syrum Evans literally looks like me. I go through life mogged left and right. I'm barely respected as a human, let alone a man.

Artistic trends and even direct aping of popular styles is simply a thing. A 3D modeler who can create Disney-style models with good topology is probably going to have an easier time finding a job than one who excels in their own unique style that nobody gives a shit about. While every once in awhile some truly new look in cartoons/3D models will develop, but most will look just like something else already out there, very similar to something else already out there, or a melding of a few things already out there. The Disney-ish 3D style is proven to sell movies, so of course other studios are going to mimic it, and many artists probably directly study it in their own learning process.

He was buff but then he went on a starvation diet so he could play the parts where he was scrawny, too.

Thanks, you've made clicking on this thread worth my time.
I always wondered.
Earth-shattering, I imagine.

>based retard that can’t do research and accepts lies

mmmm imagine marvel lady growing milkers

The other dude is lying chief. They used an actor with the smaller body type, and CG'd his head onto him.
thewrap.com/meet-captain-americas-skinny-steve-rogers-leander-deeny-29756/
This was the first source I found, googling will find you more.

Imagine responding like this to anything and coming away believing you're the smart one.

He's right though
jewish conspiracy is literally a meme argument
not only is it a meme argument but a fantasy too

have sex

That left bicep looks infected already. I can't even imagine the level of narcissism and insecurity you would have to have to keep doing this shit when your body is starting to rot in front of your eyes.

How does a clearly homeless man get synthol injections?

loooooool

Eat an apple.

It’s probably fix-a-flat injections

>I can't even imagine the level of narcissism and insecurity you would have
It's called mental illness

The joooooooosssssss

The English dub would probably never see the light of day but I don't know if I can find Korean copies (it was originally in Korean and then it was dubbed into English).
Hopefully, someone who knows Gookspeak can do a fansubbed version.

>2018?
why i didn't see this at least once? no marketing?

The English dub release was cancelled.
It was still released in Korea (where it was originally made) but I have yet to find a leaked copy from Korea.

And, it was apparently made as a commentary on Korean plastic surgery and beauty standards.
Unfortunately, the ones on the marketing didn't think it through and just translated their marketing approach in Korea into English.

Like the hulk, but only for 25%

>black cat in the spider-man cartoon gets given the super soldier serum and can switch between normal girl mode and jacked mode

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Shutup faggot the reason nobody cares is because men don't complain unless they're niggers or gay

>I guarantee you europeans wouldn't be upset about it

Europeans are currently attempting to establish "Porn Pass" systems.

Its fucking disgusting. Thing looks like its literally about to pop.

And that's seen as problematic.
Yet women bitching is seen as empowering.
Equality!

Edge of Tomorrow

>Fantasy
Whatever you say shlomo

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MOMMY

Apparently, the English dub will finally get released this year.
variety.com/2019/film/asia/berlin-chloe-grace-moretz-red-shoes-and-the-seven-dwarfs-animation-1203131139/

It's often common for independent/foreign/arthouse films to get shopped around in film festivals for international distributors.
And, surprise surprise, they also do it with indie/foreign/arthouse animated films, but mostly Japanese anime movies.

How did the serum fix his hairline?

>tfw ohp’d 2pl8 today
Shut the fuck up and squat, faggot.

>if you're a small guy you can improve yourself to become a 6' beefcake!
How can anyone think this is what they were saying with that? He literally had to take the serum to become the beefcake on the right. Wasn't natural at all, and they never tried to pretend it was.

Anthony Cumia

Reminder the reylo tranny is trying to cover his tracks
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Thats a different set of concerns than "sexy women are triggering"

He looks like that guy who played Negan.

i'm a white nationalist but only one of those quotes is true

Men are born to aspire, women wallow in the mire.

Don't be a woman. Just keep working towards being the best version of you possible.

top two are true and bottom ones are mix-ups of several other people saying shit on twitter.

can't find any source for the horkheimer one. the cohen one is from an apparent hoax. the ignatiev is from a satire that people mistook for serious. the wise is real though

Yeah I can't think of any movie ever where that happens to a woman

Honestly caps only defining trait whatsoever is his physical fitness. And being skinny with huge tits is just as physically fit as having huge muscles. Also cap is a fucking braindead moron with no other qualities.

This is true. /pol/tards fell for the ironic le jews are evil and have magic powers meme shitposting. Jews aren't any worse than anyone else as far as the common jew is concerned.

Now Israeli meddling in US and European politics is the actual thing people should be concerned about. It's real and conflating it with superstitious nazi mysticism shit doesn't do anyone any favors. If it weren't for retarded stormfags people could criticize israel without being called antisemitic.

>nationalist israel bad
>globalist kikes good
kys shill

>can't find any source for the horkheimer one. the cohen one is from an apparent hoax. the ignatiev is from a satire that people mistook for serious. the wise is real though

>jewish satire...

tell us more rabbi.

>If it weren't for retarded stormfags people could criticize israel without being called antisemitic.

Yes, it's .002% of the American populations fault Israel can't be criticized. If those dumb nazis would just shut up we could talk about Israel and their war mongering without interference.

Do non Israeli Defense Force internet commandos really believe this?

Yeah you're mentally retarded. Definitely a good goy for israel though, keep up the good work moron.

>Yeah I can't think of any movie ever where that happens to a woman

that movie with Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow where he sees the fat pig version of her as gorgeous. Closest one.

the ignatiev line comes from here
>diversitychronicle.wordpress.com/2013/11/18/progressive-professor-urges-white-male-students-to-commit-suicide-during-class/
>The original content on this blog is largely satirical.
yes he's an antiwhite subhuman who deserves the rope, but he didn't say that

Yes, it's called a vocal minority.

Whatever you say ahmed.

The Tunisian Knife Fighter himself.

>t.

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Literally no difference when he flexes. He surely realizes this, right?

Coach McGuirk on the PecFlexor3000

This is what happens when you do too many push ups

How come he didn't grow any chest hair?

If they wanted to create a supersoldier why didn't they give the serum to someone who was already in peak physical condition?

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Because his body would explode

It was an accident the serum was lost, they were going to make an army of super soldiers. Better to guinea pig with a borderline soldier first rather than potentially waste an already fit one.

Wait, the prince wasn't black?????

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He looks dead inside

Rogers jumped on a grenade

This. They would be fucked if the serum worked and the guy decided to be a mercenary.

You've got it all wrong. Marvel serum turns women into snarky sjw dykes

Poison ivy in gotham sort of does this.

>dwarfs
>not dwarves
gay