I hate every ape I see

I hate every ape I see
from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

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But those are apes, not monkeys. DROPPED

I hate every Sneed I see
To seedA to feedZ

Oh my god, I was wrong
It was chuck's all along

I believe that Sneed is one of the most complex and realistic characters in animation. Although on the surface he appears to be nothing but a redneck, if you actually watch the show and read between the lines, he is a lot more.

Sneed, and by extension The Simpsons as a whole, is at its core about showing that one group is not always right, and one group is not always wrong. It's not just blind liberal bashing by some angry Texans, or angsty liberal bawwing like Family Guy, it's somewhere in the middle.

Sneed is a man who represents traditional family values. He works a blue-collar job, has an ugly Chuck, and a soil pH he fails to understand. He enjoys selling his seed, feed, and gummy bears.

Because he represents traditional values, he often butts heads with newer, more liberal ideas. Now about half the time, he will have a hard time adjusting, but ultimately realize that it isn't that bad, or is even correct. But the other half of the time, he exposes it for the bullshit it is and tries to save those who have been brainwashed.

And that's the thing, Sneed isn't a racist or homophobe, or even a devout Republican. If that was the point of the show, he would have voted for Bush in that one episode. No, Sneed is a good man who just has a hard time adjusting.

Sneed stands by his family, his friends, and his family values, and this is why he is a good character. He has a hard time understanding his soil pH, like a lot of farmers, but ultimately loves it and eventually seems to accept it for what it is.

When you really get down to it, Sneed is so much more than your average sitcom farmer. Unlike the bumbling Homer, he is a very real man who many people can relate to THEIR farmers. He is the next progression in both mature cartoons and sitcoms, a complex character, not a 1 dimension caricature.

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>Can I play the piano anymore?
>of course you can
>well i couldn't before

beautiful

>Can I play the piano anymore?
>of course you can
>well I formerly couldn't
Beautiful

Ooh help me Dr. Pavel.

I hate every city slicker I see
From city slick-a to city sli-Z
No, you'll never make a gucci loafer out of me

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ITT: Remake classic Simpsons episodes into modern-style ones.

>You Only Move Twice (Al Jean era)

>Homer gets a new job at the Mapple corporation, requiring the family to move to Cypress Creek, California. Marge is enraged by the idea and she and Homer separate. Homer meets his new boss, Hank Scorpio (voiced by Seth Macfarlane in his Stewie voice), who is quickly revealed to be an international supervillain intent on killing the world's lemur population and using their skinned pelts as MyPhone cases.

>Meanwhile, Marge learns all about lemurs from the new zookeeper Ricky Zuckercorn (voiced by Jude Law) and starts running a lemur shelter. Homer finds out about Scorpio's plan and stops his giant Lemur Mecha just before it destroys Marge's shelter. Marge and Homer reconcile and Homer moves back home.

>Subplot: Lisa becomes obsessed with Twilight and Bart makes fun of her, until she finds out he's secretly obsessed with it, too. They argue over who's better, Team Edward or Team Jacob.

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E-I-E-I-(Annoyed grunt)
>Sneed and Chuck graphically murder and rape the family before infiltrating the reactor cores and destroying the city

That sounds too based for modern Simpsons, though.

That's already a modern/zombie episode since it came out after Phil hartman died.

Oh my god, i was wrong, it was chuck's all along

Actually Phil Hartman came back temporarily to roam the Earth while the episode was airing, the episode was just that good.

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DOCTOR PAVEL DOCTOR PAVEL
DOCTOR PAVEL DOCTOR PAVEL
DOCTOR PAVEL DOCTOR PAVEL

OOOOHHHH

DOCTOR PAVEL

(DR PAVEL DR PAVEL!)

>he can suck he can suck he can suck
>I CAN FUCK

CAN I SAY THE N-WORD ANYMORE
Of course you can!
WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE!