IT'S UP FOR REALS!!

>REEEEEEE RLM'S REVIEW OF THIS CAPESHIT MOVIE DOESN'T ALIGN WITH MY POLITICAL VIEWS

FUCK YOU MIAMI

FUCK YOU

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Mike's chuckle after Jay's intro lol.

but damn, Milwaukee is so dull I literally skipped Mike and Jay making fun of it. that bit went on for too long.

Lol they actually BTFO everyone

nice plating

I was hoping they'd do a double review with Alita

DKEKS BTFO AGAIN

Wow, that Milwaukee shredding. I haven't seen a city get btfo that hard since Sasha Baron Cohen put that one racist town on blast with his mosque skit.

>liking a movie or not is a political statement
I know calling people shills and whatever is kind of a meme, but jesus if you don't make me wonder

The whole movie is a political statement which shoehorned as clumsy as nostalgia for older computers and music.

Holy shit, Jay was more based than Mike.

They called it "adequate," said it was "miscast," and said it tried to be GotG but "never got off the ground." Seems accurate.
And yes, fuck Miami.

Stop watching e-celeb trash and form your own opinions you soi faggots

>"OMG OMG! LEMME GRAB SOME SNACKIES FIRST!"

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They said it's okay. IE standard bland Marvel movie you'll stop thinking about the day after.

"Everything just felt off" -Jay

>I loved it, it was everything I hoped it to be
K I N O

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the dumb outrage and drama over a fucking Marvel film was just too much to pass up.

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Jay's laugh brings me joy.

Oh God, they shat on Brie's stupid comments.

Adequate is still leaps and bounds better than anything put out by DC.

THIS. This and a big bottle of Onions.

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>GET RID OF THAT WHITE DUDE

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WHY DO THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT CAPESHIT

THEY ARE NERD CREW UNIRONICALLY

>preemptive damage control
Try watching the video, faglords.

Not a DC - nor a capeshit - fan really, but Wonder Woman is a way better film than CM.
CM is probably the bottom of the bin of what the MCU has put out so far, hanging around the bottom with the dull-as-shit first Cap, Thor 2, and wretched Iron Man 2.

Because people don't watch HitB episodes that aren't about blockbusters.

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mike becomes more and more of a fucking pleb as he gets older holy shit

>first cap movie
>shit

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God they compared it to Capitan America and shat all over the nonexistent CM writing.

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>*captain

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT

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Aquaman was solidly adequate. In fact I would go so far as to call it half way entertaining.

This I was kinda hoping they'd do a female protagonist action movie double feature where they dunk on both of them.

It wasn't shit but it was pretty boring. The first 30 minutes or so were A+ but then the movie fumbles with what to actually do with their well established character.

summary

>They laugh at comicsgaters but also call this the blandest movie in the MCU
>the first 20 minutes are about the Twitter drama
>they say Larson has classic foot-in-mouth syndrome
>they say that Larson is a miscast and the character doesn't work
>they say that she has no arch or development and the movie could work better with a script like the First Avenger
>Jay says that it is the first movie that he doesn't recommend from the MCU, but Mike is ok with it.

wtf since when did they play background music during their dicussions?

No they didn't. Jay didn't recommend it and Mike only said see it for Endgame if you care enough

fuck off pedoweebs

>38 minutes
Can I get a tl;dr?

See

Milwaukee is a shithole, but kinda fun.

Mike says it's tolerable okay, Jay said not really worth existing okay.

Mike said he wondered that if this isn't just using the MCU brand as a crutch and if it wasn't connected at all people wouldn't care at all. He recommended it in connection endgame but standing alone he said no

Florida here and wishing we could drop miami and broward into the ocean.

>we

>wuz

>most of the review focuses on extraneous things like Brie Larson's comments and the media and audience's reactions to them
Focus on the damn movie, it's not that fucking hard. I don't see nobody shitting on Woody Allen's movies just because the guy is an incestuous weirdo IRL.

>Mikes rates it higher than Aquaman
FUCKING MARVEL SHILL

>reddit

top lol

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They've always had.

fuck they actually used a nirvana song in this movie?

dude 90's lmao

If they did, I'l watch it right away.
I hope it's Smells Like a Teen's Spirit.

I found CM to be an adequate capeshit with nothing really special about it. Though I haven't seen it in a long time. I'd say the same about Wonder Woman except that I remember more minor things that annoyed me about WW than CM.